View Full Version : How do you like your woman?
Byzantine Prince
03-14-2006, 20:32
Ok so how do you like them. If not on the poll, please specify, but also try to vote. I like the face, and elegance, call me a dandy, whatever.
Rodion Romanovich
03-14-2006, 20:37
my choice wasn't in the poll ~:(
my choice wasn't in the poll ~:(
Likewise.
solypsist
03-14-2006, 20:45
i like my women the way i like my coffee
Duke Malcolm
03-14-2006, 20:59
Not some crabbit attractive girl, nor some boring attractive girl, someone who would appreciate a nice wine without the intention of getting drunk. Elegant. At least mildly attractive -- I can't have such high standards.
Tachikaze
03-14-2006, 21:00
i like my women the way i like my coffee
So, you answered "Intellectual, good personality"?
Reenk Roink
03-14-2006, 21:05
i like my women the way i like my coffee
Hot?
Rodion Romanovich
03-14-2006, 21:05
i like my women the way i like my coffee
finely grinded, heated to the boiling point, and mixed with milk and sugar?! :hide:
A.Saturnus
03-14-2006, 21:42
Too young, as it seems :wall:
well give me a combination of number 2 with a 3,4 and 5.
hmmm...almost like ordering chinese...
Kagemusha
03-14-2006, 21:58
Just like they are.:2thumbsup:
solypsist
03-14-2006, 22:06
black and bitter
Strong and bitter?
SwordsMaster
03-14-2006, 22:32
i like my women the way i like my coffee
Speaking of which, the waitress at my usual coffee place is HOT. And the other one is cute. You can't go wrong. That's why it's my coffee place:laugh4:
I like my woman just fine, thanks for asking.
Philippus Flavius Homovallumus
03-14-2006, 23:18
My choice was not in the poll, I like a well rounded woman, in all respects.
Craterus
03-14-2006, 23:36
I voted for elegant and pretty. But "all of the above" if possible.
Papewaio
03-14-2006, 23:56
Shall I just post my standard pic response?
Oh dear.
I like 'my girl' to be sweet, modest, clever, smart, sassy, tolerant, virtuous, and so on…
…even if a pair of beautiful brown eyes can be enough to dazzle me. ~D
Kaiser of Arabia
03-15-2006, 00:13
i like my women the way i like my coffee
Ground up and in the freezer?
Speaking of women.
In this order:
Smart
Hot
Good in Bed
Hot
Hot
Hot
Good in Bed
Hot
Good in Bed
Nice Face
Good in Bed.
Ianofsmeg16
03-15-2006, 00:17
People are so elusive, they say they want a great personality etc, but the first thing any guy falls for is a good body...i admit it, id like to think personality matters to me, yet the first thing i look for is a great body, but we're all very picky and choosy about our women. Women are even worse!
Sasaki Kojiro
03-15-2006, 00:35
Ground up and in the freezer?
Best answer yet :laugh4:
Kaiser of Arabia
03-15-2006, 00:52
I'm all about what's in the head. Like any other guy, I do have physical standards, but it's the personality and intellect that makes or breaks it.
When I first read it, I thought you said "I'm all about the head."
Naturally that gives it a whole different meaning! :laugh4:
black and bitter
Ma man! :knight:
Azi Tohak
03-15-2006, 01:42
Being around engineering chicks for the past 3 years or so, I have developed a liking for them. My major especially was over half girls (but, out of a class of 15, that doesn't really take that much). They're smart, good sense of humor (especially since they can get along with guys so well), are very low maintenance and can be gorgeous.
That being said, I'm still a bit biased by my last girlfriend :love:
Note that I put smart first. Looks will eventually fade, but brains won't. Unless she smokes pot. But that is a whole other category (not dateable).
Azi
KukriKhan
03-15-2006, 03:49
How do you like your woman?
Genuinely enthusiastic.
Everything else, if not good, can be corrected/modified... or I can learn to humbly accept.
So:Gah!
Divinus Arma
03-15-2006, 04:11
Like this, but with brains:
https://img92.imageshack.us/img92/7273/bigboobstshirt5yp.jpg (https://imageshack.us)
Does anybody know this girl's name? I love her!
Alexanderofmacedon
03-15-2006, 05:04
Being around engineering chicks for the past 3 years or so, I have developed a liking for them. My major especially was over half girls (but, out of a class of 15, that doesn't really take that much). They're smart, good sense of humor (especially since they can get along with guys so well), are very low maintenance and can be gorgeous.
That being said, I'm still a bit biased by my last girlfriend :love:
Note that I put smart first. Looks will eventually fade, but brains won't. Unless she smokes pot. But that is a whole other category (not dateable).
Azi
Oh shut up...
I know too much about you...
On Topic: I like them with a cool personality, but looks and her...er...body needs to be nice too ~;)
Sasaki Kojiro
03-15-2006, 05:35
Like this, but with brains:
Does anybody know this girl's name? I love her!
Well, if we're going to be posting pics...
https://img207.imageshack.us/img207/8746/secret6660667nq.jpg
Ja'chyra
03-15-2006, 09:26
Breathing, or at least, still warm :skull: :no:
Byzantine Prince
03-15-2006, 10:40
Well, if we're going to be posting pics...
https://img207.imageshack.us/img207/8746/secret6660667nq.jpg
Heh, I like them Goth and unclean too. We are both sick freaks it seems.
Shaka_Khan
03-15-2006, 13:33
Well, if we're going to be posting pics...
https://img207.imageshack.us/img207/8746/secret6660667nq.jpg
I saw an attractive woman dressed like her once. Woman like her seem to rarely come out of their room because I never saw her again.
LeftEyeNine
03-15-2006, 16:13
Noone can stand a fool, therefore "intellectuality blah blah" option is nonsense because I am sure it is essential for anyone who is able to think and express himself here clearly. So considering the physical aspects of beauty, I am a die-hard "beautiful face all the way" fan (added noone remembers about the time when we were throwing the chat party couple of days ago..ahem..). I can't see some other part of a woman when she has a striking face. Honestly.
And my woman is her :
https://img116.imageshack.us/img116/166/0311lh5mk.jpg
:smitten:
I may be mistaken, but the options seem to be limited to the interests of single guys. Many married men might have added "emotionally stable and thrifty".
Alexanderofmacedon
03-15-2006, 22:58
emotionally stable and thrifty
You don't have to lie anymore...
~;)
Blodrast
03-15-2006, 23:09
I may be mistaken, but the options seem to be limited to the interests of single guy. Many married men might have added "emotionally stable and thrifty".
then again, many married men would have given up hope of finding something like that for...as long as they'd been married :laugh4:
(also...answering to such a question might well put one in the doghouse for some time...)
master of the puppets
03-15-2006, 23:54
i would love to have it all but i specified with intellectual (can't stand dumb women) they also have to be pretty.
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-16-2006, 00:24
I would say that intellect/personality matters the most, as long as they meet minimum standards of attractiveness-which are fairly low, but definitely there. I don't care how witty, charming and smart you are if you weigh 250lbs and have terrible acne. If that makes me shallow, then so be it.
master of the puppets
03-16-2006, 00:28
. I don't care how witty, charming and smart you are if you weigh 250lbs and have terrible acne. If that makes me shallow, then so be it.
...too true, too true.
but a smart, hot, goth chick who loves the prospect of death and violence as much as me *drool*
but mabey those standerds are too high as i have yet to keep one for very long.
Byzantine Prince
03-16-2006, 00:52
I couldn't care less if they're dumb as a post. I don't discriminate. People do not choose their intellect, and it is not something that can be improved in a sizable degree anyways.
Dumb chicks need love too.
Alexanderofmacedon
03-16-2006, 01:05
Dumb chicks need love too
:2thumbsup:
Where's the "at different times option"?
Goofball
03-16-2006, 01:17
With some fava beans and a nice chianti...
*slurp, slurp, slurp*
I take caution towards the "somewhat" cute and smart girl :dizzy2: ... it seems they tend to need to be the dominant personality in any sort of relationship (even non-intimate, or even if the relationship is not one of friends), intentionally choose friends and mates lower on the ladder than they, and basically resent my sort. They also seem to be nasty and untrustworthy drivers. :dizzy2:
But if at least somewhat smart and truly attractive, that's always welcome and in dire need. :laugh4:
"but a smart, hot, goth chick who loves the prospect of death and violence as much as me *drool*"
I'd also beware of self-proclaimed female nihilists if they are over the age of 18 or so. :laugh4: But to each his own I guess.
Somebody Else
03-16-2006, 02:37
Lightly toasted.
*
Well... Ok, actually, much as BKS said. I used to live with 2 stunning girls. They irritated the hell out of me. Completely gorgeous, completely self-centred and ignorant. Not to say I didn't find them attractive initially... but, well... after about a week living with them, I'd had enough - took 6 months though, 6 long months to get out of my contract.
Actually, I often find myself going for the slightly less than gorgeous, slightly less than stunningly intellectual. I dunno, it's the way they're so pathetically grateful to have me, I suppose.
Pretty, but not too pretty, I like character. Aerobics body. Chaste and proper in public but willing to be led astray in private.
Couldn't care less if she's good in bed - I'll teach her.
Honestly not sure about whether she should be smart or not. I had an unbelievable knockout of a girlfriend who was dumb as a fencepost. Ending up ditching her. But oh Lord what I would give to have her back sometimes.
~:smoking: "Make me a sandwich, bring me a beer, and put on something sleezy. Now!"
:kiss2: "Giggle-giggle, ok."
Oh my...
Alexanderofmacedon
03-16-2006, 06:05
I like my woman like this (https://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f378/halo_2_chick/100_0691.jpg)
And this... (https://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f378/halo_2_chick/100_0697.jpg)
Jealous? You should be...
~;)
Something I've noticed -- I've never gotten serious with a woman who didn't have a martial arts background. My first true love was a jiu-jitsu champ. Later on I dated a gorgeous bodyguard. I loved being with a woman who not only looked great in a black dress, but had a concealed carry permit. I married a muy-thai kickboxer.
Maybe I've been trying to fulfill some adolescent James Bond fantasy, the one where the chick in the black catsuit ninja kicks the bad guys. Who knows.
Strike For The South
03-16-2006, 08:13
black and bitter
I love that movie! Ever been in a Turkish prison?
Anything that has two bumbs and isn't a camel is fair game when I am drunk. Otherwise, not to big, and well dressed. Prefer blondes but brunettes are great as well.
KukriKhan
03-17-2006, 14:52
Something I've noticed -- I've never gotten serious with a woman who didn't have a martial arts background. My first true love was a jiu-jitsu champ. Later on I dated a gorgeous bodyguard. I loved being with a woman who not only looked great in a black dress, but had a concealed carry permit. I married a muy-thai kickboxer.
Maybe I've been trying to fulfill some adolescent James Bond fantasy, the one where the chick in the black catsuit ninja kicks the bad guys. Who knows.
https://img219.imageshack.us/img219/9531/agentespecialeemmapeel5cl.th.jpg (https://img219.imageshack.us/my.php?image=agentespecialeemmapeel5cl.jpg)
So you're Steed? :) I had a teenage crush on Mrs. Peel too.
p.s. Happy Birthday Lemur! :balloon:
https://img207.imageshack.us/img207/8746/secret6660667nq.jpg
thats what i like!
What I really want is a female version of myself.... I know thats very egocentric of me... but I love myself so much.
If not that, a normal length, short - black - haired girls that listens to really hard music and isnt afraid to bite. :jumping:
Ianofsmeg16
03-19-2006, 17:06
I like my woman like this (https://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f378/halo_2_chick/100_0691.jpg)
And this... (https://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f378/halo_2_chick/100_0697.jpg)
Jealous? You should be...
~;)
She's a looker, you know her?
I like my women to me sporty, leggy, chesty, have a pretty-face but not know it, i.e they need reassurance, i love the innocence of that...Good in bed is a welcome add-on, but not nessecarily needed, as Mr. Beirut said, that can be taught :2thumbsup:
Ah but what experience do I have with ze weemenz? I'm just a young'un :help:
Alexanderofmacedon
03-19-2006, 18:36
She's a looker, you know her?
I like my women to me sporty, leggy, chesty, have a pretty-face but not know it, i.e they need reassurance, i love the innocence of that...Good in bed is a welcome add-on, but not nessecarily needed, as Mr. Beirut said, that can be taught :2thumbsup:
Ah but what experience do I have with ze weemenz? I'm just a young'un :help:
It's my girlfriend!:laugh4:
:2thumbsup: I know right!
Strike For The South
03-19-2006, 18:37
Dont lie:inquisitive:
Alexanderofmacedon
03-19-2006, 18:50
Don't accuse me of lieing:inquisitive:
Ianofsmeg16
03-19-2006, 18:57
It's my girlfriend!:laugh4:
:2thumbsup: I know right!
My I be the first to Congratulate you on such a catch? :2thumbsup:
Alexanderofmacedon
03-19-2006, 19:07
My I be the first to Congratulate you on such a catch? :2thumbsup:
Just don't tell her how lucky I am!:laugh4:
yesdachi
03-20-2006, 05:49
i like my women the way i like my coffee
Me too… followed by two more cups of coffee. Giggity giggity! (http://www.familyguyquotes.com/characters/quagmire-quotes.html)
Honestly I seen would have to say but a smart and sexy combo; too not much of either is not heard usually good.
I like my woman like this (https://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f378/halo_2_chick/100_0691.jpg)
And this... (https://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f378/halo_2_chick/100_0697.jpg)
Jealous? You should be...
~;)
Good Job shes very pretty
Congratulations
:2thumbsup:
Shaka_Khan
03-20-2006, 11:56
I like my woman like this (https://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f378/halo_2_chick/100_0691.jpg)
And this... (https://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f378/halo_2_chick/100_0697.jpg)
Jealous? You should be...
~;)
Where do you live, what do you do, and how do you know her? I want to be just like you. I hope I'm not creeping you out.
doc_bean
03-20-2006, 18:49
Filled with liquor and with whipped cream on top ?
*
*
I like low maintenance women. They should be able to take care of themselves, damnit !
Other than that, anything is a plus :2thumbsup:
Paul Peru
03-20-2006, 20:14
Hot, black, and in a cup.
I like my woman just fine.:2thumbsup: A nice well-rounded package :inquisitive:
(No, actually she's taken off 3 stones and a packet of gravel this year.)
Rodion Romanovich
03-20-2006, 22:00
Where do you live, what do you do, and how do you know her? I want to be just like you. I hope I'm not creeping you out.
Yes, a good scientific analysis of how to conquer such a flourishing province I think would be very interesting to many of us generals in this forum :2thumbsup:
Somebody Else
03-20-2006, 23:11
Other than that, anything is a plus :2thumbsup:
I thought you said 'anything with a pulse', hmm...
ajaxfetish
03-21-2006, 05:11
smart, friendly, musically inclined, good sense of humor, attractive, a balance of strong will and willingness to compromise. Brunette and nice legs also help.
Ajax
Papewaio
03-21-2006, 06:32
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v493/Papewaio/WasabiandPape.jpg
Wasabi has a degree in Political Economics and Management, loves chocolate, sushi and ice cream, has a good sense of humour and a lovely smile. And married me for some odd reason. :laugh4:
~:)
Samurai Waki
03-21-2006, 07:36
Economic, Cold-Hearted, Cynical, paranoid, and stunningly beautiful... just like my girlfriend. Oddly enough, we're a very good match...:inquisitive:
doc_bean
03-22-2006, 00:42
I thought you said 'anything with a pulse'.
heh, I haven't sunk that low :sweatdrop:
I'm actually very happy with my current girlfriend :2thumbsup:
Wasabi has a degree in Political Economics and Management, loves chocolate, sushi and ice cream, has a good sense of humour and a lovely smile. And married me for some odd reason.
Hypnosis ? :inquisitive:
Kaiser of Arabia
03-23-2006, 01:54
BTW, pulses are not nessissary. A knowledge of cooking is.
Sasaki Kojiro
03-23-2006, 02:03
BTW, pulses are not nessissary. A knowledge of cooking is.
Zombie chef? :skull:
Zombie chef? :skull:
He never said she had to be alive she just has to have a knowledge of cooking. :sweatdrop: :book:
Byzantine Prince
03-23-2006, 02:26
Must be some weird tribal custum where the lover of dead bodies somehow gains the cooking abilities of the deceased. :inquisitive:
PS: I am VERY dissapointed no one picked big b00bs big ass. I was thinking Prole would be voting for that but no. ~:(
Alexanderofmacedon
03-23-2006, 02:39
Where do you live, what do you do, and how do you know her? I want to be just like you. I hope I'm not creeping you out.
Russiancsar and Shaka_Khan: Thank you. I know I'm very lucky!
And no it's not creepy, she's absolutely awsome. You think you like her when you see her picture? Well, she likes rock and plays video games! She's so awsome:2thumbsup:
(I'm 15, live in Texas and I know her from school):2thumbsup:
Reverend Joe
03-23-2006, 03:41
What do I want in a woman?
https://img64.imageshack.us/img64/8776/grace15mc.jpg
:2thumbsup: :laugh4:
Okay, Jefferson Airplane references aside... (amd, by the way, I would have gone with Joplin, but... you know... she's ugly as sin.)
What do I want? I want a woman who looks good- not knockout good, just good. More important than that, however, is intellegence, a good personality and sense of humour, and- here's the clincher- an ability to "roll with it." Someone who doesn't let all the little things get to her; someone who is laid back. Seriously, that is my dream, to find a really laid-back woman, who isn't just that way because she is brain-dead from smoking too much pot.
What do I actually look for, realistically? Copious breasts. Oh, and a nice face. That's it. I'm a blockhead. :wall:
you know what I really want in a girl?........ME! :laugh4:
you know what I really want in a girl?........ME! :laugh4:
Yes. Me too, I want Ronin in a girl.
:oops: :help: :embarassed: :dizzy2: :furious3:
you know what I really want in a girl?........ME! :laugh4:
Three point one four?
solypsist
03-23-2006, 18:57
don't think you're paraphrasing Gene Simmons wouldn't go unnoticed :mean:
you know what I really want in a girl?........ME! :laugh4:
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