How Are YOU gonna kill um?

[master of the puppets]

Inspired by the zombie thread and also jumping onto the violence of these forums in general (totalwar.org). so any way i have to ask; what weapons do you own and to what degrees of skill can you use them.

i'll start off;
I own a longbow and a compound bow, both of which i'm skilled at up to roughly 45 meters. i own a katana and am drilled at Haidong Gumdo, i can throw knives accuritly around 20 feet(~). i have a sheild, a paintball gun, and a bee-bee gun(all kind of useless). i also know Tae Kwon Do. but no guns at all.

i guess thats all, now what do you guys have?

[Faust|]

I have a compound bow, with which I'm really nothing more than a talented novice. Some knives of course. A few BB guns and a pellet gun. Then my fists and body, again with which I'm just a talented novice. :boxing: :2thumbsup:

[Divinus Arma]

Glock.40 at home. Plus I'm a Marine. We have access to...

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[Alexanderofmacedon]

I have a Bee-bee gun a couple of bats and some other blunt objects. Other than that, I have to tackle the stupid zombies, and probably die.

Maybe some kitchen knives too...

[Strike For The South]

Dawg i be savin yo ass. yu be my offensive term removed by Ser Clegane

[Red Peasant]

I have a handy length of steel piping and a gladius letter opener (blunt), neither of which have been used in anger :2thumbsup: .

Other than that I rely on over three decades of Liverpool street savvy (a sneaky Scouse Kiss works well) and a finely honed sense of survival. Besides, I can run quickly for a long time! :laugh4:

[Zalmoxis]

Dawg i be savin yo ass. yu be my (offensive term removed by Ser Clegane)
We're in a cheery mood today.

[spmetla]

Let's see:
1 large crossbow 125lb test
1 hand crossbow 25lb test
2 compound bows
1 12 gauge pumpaction shotgun with 4 shot reserve
1 .38 cal 6 shot snub pistol
1 .58 ca Enfield civil war era muzzle loader (slow reload but hell of a boom!)
5 katanas
4 short katanas (forgot the proper word for them wachi something)
2 cutlasses
4 infantry sabres
2 cavalry sabres
4 survival knives
1 throwing knife
1 throwing axe

I also have 2 tactical vests with which I can care plenty of ammo and hang my melee weapons from.

I'm not gonna list the power tools and regular tools I have, machetes and axes are too many to list.

Armor:
chainmail helm and hauberk
Full plate helm
thick leather gloves
Kevlar vest w/ceramic plate inserts
Kevlar helmet and ceramic helment (the new US Advanced Combat Helmet)

We should probably start asking our respective goverments to make prepartations for zombie attacks and have school children train for zombie attacks. A proper warning system as well. There should be preplanned evacuation routes and specialized police and military for zombie fighting.

Vote Yes on proposition 1337666 Zombie attack prepartions!!!

[The_Doctor]

I have kitchen knives and several washing line poles, which can be combined to make some spears.

A cricket bat.

I did have a small axe.

A bike, so I can cycle to Altcar Rifle Range, which, even though I have not been there before, I assume is full of guns. Then, as mentioned in the thread zombie thread, I will hijack the Mersey Ferry.

Red Peasant, I may need your help with the Ferry.

[Ianofsmeg16]

A shortened baseball bat which i've used on many occasions.

I'm sure my dad has kept a gun in the attic from his RAF days aswell, so i can use that

[Bar Kochba]

MY fists registerd leatal wepons ahahhaah

i could always pray maybe G-d will stop the zombies

[Divine Wind]

Ive got a collection of Encyclopaedia Britannicas.

:no:

[Dutch_guy]

I have a pocket knife.

:balloon2:

[Marcellus]

I have some kitchen knives and a swiss army knife. They don't stand a chance.

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Besides, I can run quickly for a long time!

This would be my primary tactic too, I fear.

[The_Doctor]

Remember play that Benny Hill music. It will make you run faster.

[Viking]

With my Holy Hand Grenade.

[Banquo's Ghost]

I have a highly trained attack kitten armed at all four corners.

Except he's a pussy. ~:mecry:

[solypsist]

i own one of these; brought it up with me from texas. this photo belies the fact that i don't believe in guns or violence as a means to an end.

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[Red Peasant]

Let's see:
1 large crossbow 125lb test
1 hand crossbow 25lb test
2 compound bows
1 12 gauge pumpaction shotgun with 4 shot reserve
1 .38 cal 6 shot snub pistol
1 .58 ca Enfield civil war era muzzle loader (slow reload but hell of a boom!)
5 katanas
4 short katanas (forgot the proper word for them wachi something)
2 cutlasses
4 infantry sabres
2 cavalry sabres
4 survival knives
1 throwing knife
1 throwing axe

I also have 2 tactical vests with which I can care plenty of ammo and hang my melee weapons from.

I'm not gonna list the power tools and regular tools I have, machetes and axes are too many to list.

Armor:
chainmail helm and hauberk
Full plate helm
thick leather gloves
Kevlar vest w/ceramic plate inserts
Kevlar helmet and ceramic helment (the new US Advanced Combat Helmet)

We should probably start asking our respective goverments to make prepartations for zombie attacks and have school children train for zombie attacks. A proper warning system as well. There should be preplanned evacuation routes and specialized police and military for zombie fighting.

Vote Yes on proposition 1337666 Zombie attack prepartions!!!

:laugh4: Right behind ya fella!

All you need is a set of those Dr Octopus arms to wield all that stuff!

[scooter_the_shooter]

cz75 9mm
glock 34 9mm
colt official police 38
ruger service six 357
smith and wesson model 10 38
ak47 7.62x39
half of an ar15 (not done building it yet)
remington 870 12 guage
3 ithica 37s 20 guage
2 browning semi auto shot guns 12 guage
2 marlin 22lr
soon to have glock 19c
I recently sold 5 guns so I am a little short handed now

used have walther p38 9mm (it was fun little gun but It always chucked brass in my face)
taurus pt92 9mm( i regret selling this thing it was my first 9mm:no:)
12 guage rossi (junk)
Winchester 94 (not "taticool" enough for me)
muzzle loader (junk had to use a screwdriver to get the caps off it only cost $100)

I will soon get a sig mosquito or sig p226 maybe both!!

[DemonArchangel]

I have in my house:

A Desert Eagle
Glock 17
Glock 20
Katana
Gladius
Baseball Bat
Meat Cleavers of all sorts
Random Power Tools
Axe
Various Knives
M4 Rifle
RPK w. 75 rd. drum (easily convertable to full-auto)
M1911 (old)
Mosin Nagant Sniper (old, hasn't been fired in anger since WWII)

I'm thinking of getting:

12 ga. Shotgun
A better Sniper Rifle.
An SKS or two to arm my buddies.

[Upxl]

A Leatherman.

Need no fancy weapons or armour.
Just put this baby in my hands and watch the decayed meat fly.

[SwordsMaster]

Well, I live with Chuck Norris. Beat that!

[Ianofsmeg16]

I live with Gandalf the grey and Gandalf the white, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight, benito mussolini, and the blue meanie, cowboy curtiss and Jambi the genie, robocop, the terminator, Captain Kirk and Darth Vader, Lo pan, superman, every single Power ranger, Bill s. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, the rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan, who can appear out of nowhere lightening fast and kick Chuck norris and his cowboy ***

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/ultimate+showdown/#start :2thumbsup:

[scooter_the_shooter]

I have in my house:

A Desert Eagle
Glock 17
Glock 20
Katana
Gladius
Baseball Bat
Meat Cleavers of all sorts
Random Power Tools
Axe
Various Knives
M4 Rifle
RPK w. 75 rd. drum (easily convertable to full-auto)
M1911 (old)
Mosin Nagant Sniper (old, hasn't been fired in anger since WWII)

I'm thinking of getting:

12 ga. Shotgun
A better Sniper Rifle.
An SKS or two to arm my buddies.



Just curious how often do you shoot the desert eagle? If its 50ae you are paying about $25 for 20 rounds:help:

[Templar Knight]

A Napoleonic broadsword, 2 combat knifes, (1 German WW2 and a Sykes and Fairbairn Commando) and I also have access to an SA80 at my local base.

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

I won't kill them.






























I'll join them. :sneaky:

[Duke Malcolm]

Every man is given 5 weapons at birth (unless they are terrible unfortunate)...

[Crazed Rabbit]

We have a variety of shovels, a sledgehammer, a two handed, double-sided, axe, a shotgun, and various metal pipes.

Where do you guys get all these swords and chainmail?

Crazed Rabbit

[Duke Malcolm]

You live in a country where one can purchase fire-arms and such accessories from a supermarket but you don't know where to buy swords?

We have a handy shop along the road selling swords and other such items...

[BDC]

I've got a little pen knife around somewhere. Probably quicker to take out any zombies with one of my vodka/whiskey bottles though. Kind of expensive.

Could probably get a good swing on my guitar too. Even more expensive.

[Rodion Romanovich]

I have in my house:
2 M60 machineguns
5 M16 assault rifles
2 M16+M203 grenade launchers
45 frag grenades
5 smoke grenades
2 M21 sniper rifles
5 Beretta 92 semi-automatics
4 .45 Colt revolvers
40 katanas for close combat
30 army knives with anti-reflex blades
5 claymore charges
2 C4 catchel charges
10 LAW launchers
5 Carl Gustav launchers
various barbed wire and booby-trap defenses
3 strategically placed bunkers with 2 mounted MG42 machineguns in each
1 Pzkmpfw IV
1 M113 APC with machinegun
1 M1Abrams
2 AH-64 Apache attack helicopters
1 Bagley-class destroyer
2 Dora railguns

...so I'm a bit worried that my arsenal won't suffice...

[scooter_the_shooter]

WE KNOW your lying:no: or joking:laugh4:

[Rodion Romanovich]

ok, I admit :embarassed:. There's only one Dora railgun in this world, not 2 ~:)

[Alexanderofmacedon]

Ok, I'm either staying with master of puppets or LegioXXXUlpiaVictrix. Hmmm...

In case of a zombie attack of course...

[scooter_the_shooter]

Oh come on I got more guns then any one here~:pissed: I guess I am not "cool enough"

Legion was just joking too:embarassed:

Nobody thinks poor ceasar is tough enough:no:


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[Crazed Rabbit]

You live in a country where one can purchase fire-arms and such accessories from a supermarket but you don't know where to buy swords?

We have a handy shop along the road selling swords and other such items...

I know were to mail order some, but I don't know much about getting a blade you could use for fighting. And you could buy shotguns are supermarkets, IF the supermarket has a federal firearms license, which aren't too hard to get for just selling long guns, I think.


Nobody thinks poor ceasar is tough enough
Yup. Real men use double bladed axes.

Crazed Rabbit

[scooter_the_shooter]

I don't recommend going to walmart for a shotgun....the staff are clueless and if you buy over 500 rounds they look at you like a mass murderer.:embarassed:

[Ephrum]

I have some knives, and a pellet/beebee gun. I'm not well armed if Zombies attacked...

JLR

[Csargo]

I have a can of Lysol

I just hope I dont run out

[Major Robert Dump]

1979 SKS never been fired, still in the jelly, bayonet sharp as a razor
.44 Special (this is what I carry)
.454 Casul (boar hunting)
.45 compact semiauto (gonna sell it)
Winchester 30/30 (greatest rifle ever)
Brass knuckles (illegal)
Industrial Sized Canisters of Pepper Spray with inverted quick release holster

I have fallen out of love with semi handguns and fallen back in love with hammerless revolvers. The purposes for keeping a handgun both for my job and for myself pretty much mean if I need more than 5 rounds, I should run. I simply don't need 17 bullets, and I don't like the chances of accidental discharge/jamming/forgetting to cock that come with autos. Yeah, yeah, I know certain models "never" jam but I'm not real hip on spending 2000 dollars on something I'm gonna have on me all the time, it will get too weathered.

Hammerless revolvers dont jam, theres no hammer to get caught on clothes, and if you use one big enough all you need is one shot. Less accurate, yes if you suck or have girlie hands, but considering most civilian gunfights happen at 15 feet or less I'll stick with a hammerless .44 snubnose with glacier rounds

[The_Doctor]

But are all these "arsenals of democracy" good against zombies?

I think a Danish axe would do, and a flame thrower.

[Ianofsmeg16]

I don't recommend going to walmart for a shotgun....the staff are clueless and if you buy over 500 rounds they look at you like a mass murderer.:embarassed:
y'see how can anyone hate the US? They have Guns on sale in their supermarkets. Can you imagine the reaction if Tesco's or Safeway started selling Shotguns?

I'd think it were cool:2thumbsup:

[Vladimir]

y'see how can anyone hate the US? They have Guns on sale in their supermarkets. Can you imagine the reaction if Tesco's or Safeway started selling Shotguns?

I'd think it were cool:2thumbsup:


Wait a minute; you have a supermarket chain called Safeway too? Are you telling me that I've been buying limey food all this time in DC? Our policy for economic dominance is to let foreign companies buy all our businesses (I suppose I shouldn't talk too much considering the number of H&Ks I own)

[Tachikaze]

I've got massive drumsticks and I know how to use them!

I've got a bokken and my chihuahua for zombies.

[Alexanderofmacedon]

I don't recommend going to walmart for a shotgun....the staff are clueless and if you buy over 500 rounds they look at you like a mass murderer.:embarassed:

Okay, I might stick with ceasar too....he seems to know what he's doing...:2thumbsup:

[DemonArchangel]

Just curious how often do you shoot the desert eagle? If its 50ae you are paying about $25 for 20 rounds:help:

It's for anti-bear use.

[master of the puppets]

It's for anti-bear use.

well it will be pretty effective, but why kill a nice bear:embarassed: , unless its a grizzly then its shoot or die.

[Ianofsmeg16]

Wait a minute; you have a supermarket chain called Safeway too? Are you telling me that I've been buying limey food all this time in DC? Our policy for economic dominance is to let foreign companies buy all our businesses (I suppose I shouldn't talk too much considering the number of H&Ks I own)
I think Safeway is a Yank company :2thumbsup:

That being said, why wont they sell guns!?!:no:

[Bar Kochba]

Brass knuckles (illegal)


im confused they sell guns but those are illegal that dosent make sense

[scooter_the_shooter]

what do you mean? In america they are legal...Do you mean the UK? Who sells guns in the UK?

[The_Doctor]

Who sells guns in the UK?

I once saw a gun shop that was also a barbers. It was in Wales.:dizzy2:

I think farmers have guns.

[Marcellus]

I think Safeway is a Yank company :2thumbsup:

That being said, why wont they sell guns!?!:no:

Safeway is an American company, however the UK subsidiary of the American company has now been taken over by Morrisons, a British company. So they probably won't sell guns.

[Fragony]

You mortumphobes. Just because they are dead doesn't mean they are any less human then us. If you stab them, do they not bleed? If you put a shotgun to the head, doth it not splode? I think we should celebrate our differences, and see what unites us. They just want to be loved. Evidence: *moaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa* means no more then 'mommy', being dead just makes it hard to pronounce. The fact that they want to eat our brains means no more then 'we want to belong'. And besides, teethless zombie chicks are a fallatio's enthousiast's wet dream if you can keep them warm.

[Red Peasant]

You mortumphobes. Just because they are dead doesn't mean they are any less human then us. If you stab them, do they not bleed? If you put a shotgun to the head, doth it not splode? I think we should celebrate our differences, and see what unites us. They just want to be loved. Evidence: *moaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa* means no more then 'mommy', being dead just makes it hard to pronounce. The fact that they want to eat our brains means no more then 'we want to belong'. And besides, teethless zombie chicks are a fallatio's enthousiast's wet dream if you can keep them warm.


Are you talking about French people or zombies?

:laugh4:

[Weebeast]

I got Pikachu and Psyduck.

Nah, I got 1928 Thompson (drum-mag) never been fired at least by me.

OK, fine. I got nothing but my kitchen set. Wait, I got this 'feminine' Keris (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keris) displayed on my living room. It can split the ocean in half like Noah's staff.

[Major Robert Dump]

Brass knuckles (illegal)


im confused they sell guns but those are illegal that dosent make sense


I cant speak for the rest of the country but they are an illegal weapon to carry in this state, along with knives with blades over 5" and black jacks. And no, you cant carry a gun either unless its legal and you have a permit, and you cant get a permit to carry for stuff like big knives and brass knuckles, but you an have them in your house.

Its actually not too hard to kill someone with brass knuckles, and they dont draw attention like a gun, so I understand why they are illegal.