Are You Gay?

[InsaneApache]

Take the test..

Are you gay? (http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html)

I got 26%, too straight apparently. :embarassed: :laugh4:

NB: I was going to post this in the frontroom, but then thought better of it. :inquisitive:

[lars573]

I also got 26%. But there were some quetions that didn't apply to me.

[Ser Clegane]

Hmm .. is this actually working?

I also got 26% ... :inquisitive:

[Louis VI the Fat]

It does work!

And Louis scored a perfect 50 %. Neither too gay nor too troglodyte. Probably owing to my refined manners and exquisite fashion taste.

[Mithrandir]

100% gay!!!

well, that scared the daylights out of me, it was just the loading scene.

and I'm joe avarage I guess, 26% as well.

[Vladimir]

20%. I'm a square. :shame:

[Divinus Arma]

20% "You're a walking, talking, red-blooded hetero guy. Just way too straight for these modern times mate!"

[English assassin]

23% gay, and told to loosen up (rather an unfortunate phrase under the circs i would have thought...)

[LeftEyeNine]

%36. Perfect mix. Bwahahah! :smoking:

(though it says too straight)

[LeftEyeNine]

Well I just thought how curious we are about the level of the gay in us. This thread will suffer a post rush very soon.

C'mon, you can't hide it..It was not just for fun :laugh4:

[Ja'chyra]

43%, just right according to them, though some of the question weren't really suited.

[doc_bean]

30 %

My female side's a lesbian

[Kagemusha]

Kage is 23% gay.Wierd questions.What do you guys think which is more gay,if you are having one night stand and going to your own or someone elses place?:dizzy2:

[Devastatin Dave]

36% baby,mommy always knew here little boy sucked too much on his pacifier!!!:knuddel: :captain: ~:flirt:

[English assassin]

Kage is 23% gay.Wierd questions.What do you guys think which is more gay,if you are having one night stand and going to your own or someone elses place?:dizzy2:

Yeah, I didn't see what that had to do with being gay. 100% correlation with being married though...

[Ser Clegane]

I guess answering the question whether you think that your best friend is sexy with "yes" also increased "gayness" ... which doesn't make too much sense as my best friend happens to be a woman...

[BigTex]

16%, and a response of "your a walking talking red blooded hetero guy. Just way to straight for these modern times.".

Though I do get this strange sinking feeling. Am I gay for taking a quiz to reassure my straightness?

I do like the question about spanking the monkey too much.:laugh4:

[Somebody Else]

20 as well...

[Dâriûsh]

20% "You're a walking, talking, red-blooded hetero guy. Just way too straight for these modern times mate!"
:2thumbsup:

Me too.

[Avicenna]

20%

That loading screen was scary.

[Byzantine Prince]

43% I am happy and well adjusted.

I guess answering the question whether you think that your best friend is sexy with "yes" also increased "gayness" ... which doesn't make too much sense as my best friend happens to be a woman...
I think that saying that your best friend is a woman also increases your gayness. :laugh4:

[Ser Clegane]

36%

I think that saying that your best friend is a woman also increases your gayness. :laugh4:

hehe - you're probably right ... I guess I'm in a no-win situation here :uhoh:

[Hurin_Rules]

43% gay.

I am 'a happy and well adjusted hetero man'.

Whew.

[Duke Malcolm]

I received a glorious 43% , I am a happy and well adjusted hetero man

[LeftEyeNine]

I'm a member of the club "Oh-No-That-Gay-o-Meter-is-Raising-Like-Hell-Oh-Jesus-It-Was-Only-The-Loading-Animation".

[Tachikaze]

I'm the most hetero so far: 13%

Ironic, considering my extremely liberal political stand on homosexuality.

[Kanamori]

Jimmy is 30% Gay!

[Big_John]

20%

[Husar]

26%

I think that some of the questions were just gay...:inquisitive:

[Craterus]

16%.

That loading screen scared the bajeebus outa me... :scared:

[Bar Kochba]

im the starightess guy (Edit by Ser Clegane: no insults, please) :idea2: hehe

3%

i rule

[Devastatin Dave]

I'm the most hetero so far: 13%

Ironic, considering my extremely liberal political stand on homosexuality.
Want me to help you find your inner homo, sugar buns?~:pat: ~:flirt:

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

20% I'm so red blooded I'm un cool!

Yeah, although I have a lot of female friends, and I don't like football.

[Bar Kochba]

sorry about the insult meant it more as a joke then anything serious

[Tachikaze]

Want me to help you find your inner homo, sugar buns?~:pat: ~:flirt:
Sorry, no.

It's not a matter of sexual preference; it's a matter of race. I don't think greens should get intimate wuth purples.

[Bar Kochba]

RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:furious3:

[Devastatin Dave]

Sorry, no.

It's not a matter of sexual preference; it's a matter of race. I don't think greens should get intimate wuth purples.
Shame on you!!!!:laugh4:

[Kralizec]

36 %

Meh.

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

23%. I imagine answering yes to the question about spending £100 or more on a shirt increased your gayness, which seems a little wrong. There's nothing gay about dressing well.

[KukriKhan]

30%. I think it was the "DIY or hire a pro" question that caught me out. I can explain in detail how to build a bridge, but can't hammer a nail straight to save my life. And yeah, the meter gor me too, LoL.:laugh4:

[JAG]

26% apparently.

[Bar Kochba]

im still the least gay i rule hehe

[Hurin_Rules]

Now here's an experiment: I'll get my flamingly gay friend to take the test and see what he scores.

More in a bit.

[The_Doctor]

23%.

[Louis VI the Fat]

Hah! None of you managed to beat my 50% yet!! On the entire org, I'm still the most....the most....


:inquisitive:


...uh, hang on.

[LeftEyeNine]

Hah! None of you managed to beat my 50% yet!! On the entire org, I'm still the most....the most....


:inquisitive:


...uh, hang on.

I'm so close to finalize my hypothesis about the French. Oh where's Meneldil ? He should take the test too and it's done!

:goofy:

[Alexander the Pretty Good]

A neanderthallic 13% (though using "neanderthallic probably bumps that up).

Almost died when the loading screen kept going. :sweatdrop:

[Beirut]

36%. I thought I'd do much better. (Around 60%+)

[Louis VI the Fat]

I'm so close to finalize my hypothesis about the French. Oh where's Meneldil ? He should take the test too and it's done!Yeah, I thoroughly miss Meneldil too. ~:mecry:
I know he lurks though...

But there's also Brenus, Louis de la Ferte, that guy from Lille - what's his name again, plus several others that are unfortunately not so active in the Tavern.


And I'm dying to hear about your hypothesis....~:)

[LeftEyeNine]

And I'm dying to hear about your hypothesis....

Not before it gets enough scientific proof.

One more thing: It's not worth dying. French girls will need to.

[Louis VI the Fat]

Yes it is! I'm dying to find out about your hypothesis! Staying on-topic: you show me your hypothesis and I'll show you some of mine Latin-named thingies...

[DemonArchangel]

30%
Loosen Up?

[Soulforged]

I got %16... too straight for this times?:laugh4: Though I've to say that for many of the questions I didn't have the right option to choose...

[wolftrapper78]

13% What would you have to do to be less than 13%?

[Seamus Fermanagh]

30%.

My "Bob Villa Factor" is shockingly low.

[Alexanderofmacedon]

13% and that loading screen is scary...:sweatdrop:

[ICantSpellDawg]

46% gay, 54% straight

[Divinus Arma]

What about Byzantine Prince? He is fairly ambiguous. :laugh4:

[Quid]

16%.

That loading screen scared the bajeebus outa me... :scared:


Ditto! 16% "You're a walking, talking, red-blooded hetero guy. Just way too straight for these modern times mate!"

So, will I be put down?

Quid

[Productivity]

76% gay...

So how you doing dev dave?

[Avicenna]

Australia overtakes France in the gay competition!

[Papewaio]

Hmm more Gay's who bring in a huge tourist economy with the Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gra... which is lots of floats on cars.

OR

More burning cars in the streets because of a distinct lack of tolerance of anyone different.

Gees I think I know which one is the winner.

Bumper Stickers:

Go Aussies... because even when we suck we suck better then the rest!

Can't keep a good Aussie down, at least not below the dashboard for long!

You know there is a reason why one of Sydney's best beaches is called Manly.

[Samurai Waki]

20% Gay and oddly enough have absolutey nothing against gays.

[Devastatin Dave]

76% gay...

So how you doing dev dave?
I'm doing great since I've got my highlights and new drapes, silly goose.:flowers:

[LeftEyeNine]

Yes it is! I'm dying to find out about your hypothesis! Staying on-topic: you show me your hypothesis and I'll show you some of mine Latin-named thingies...

Well..Aahh..Seems Meneldil or Brenus will not be taking the test, I think I gotta reveal my hypothesis :

The French are a feminine nation..Oh yeah, it took days and nights to set this up and now it is a part of the social life, contributing to progress of mankind and to tourism incomes of Turkey since I'm expecting a numerous flock by French ladies to here.

What were those Lating-named thingies again ?

(Gah, I feel it's been an immature declaration..)

[Byzantine Prince]

What about Byzantine Prince? He is fairly ambiguous. :laugh4:
46% the perfect score for an ambiguous pup like me. :dizzy2:
It's such a ****** test though.

[Louis VI the Fat]

I'm expecting a numerous flock by French ladies to here.:laugh4:

Gah, as it stands, I'd worry about keeping your women away from us. See, all girls dig two things in men:

They want a man who is able to cook, to listen, is sensitive, understanding.
And they want a man to be dominant, physical, macho.

Both sets of behaviour are seemingly completely incompatible. Women end up with one, then crave the other. Frustrated, they ping-pong themselves between guys from either category.

Therefore, Southern European women want a Northern man, so they will finally get some respectful, emphatic male attention. And Northern women go on holiday to the Mediterrean where they, to the chagrin of Northern men, relish in the respectless macho attention they get.

Of course, smart girls visit the one country where they'll find both. Often, in the same guy. Face it, you can't compete with a lecherous frog who can name the brand of a girls shoes and enquire about her rack in the same sentence. :wink3:

[A.Saturnus]

I got 33%. The test isn't good, various questions don't apply. On the question with the favoriete footballer I missed the answer "huh?".

[BigTex]

It does work!

And Louis scored a perfect 50 %. Neither too gay nor too troglodyte. Probably owing to my refined manners and exquisite fashion taste.


https://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e331/Thammure/Europians.jpg

[LeftEyeNine]

:laugh4:

Gah, as it stands, I'd worry about keeping your women away from us. See, all girls dig two things in men:

They want a man who is able to cook, to listen, is sensitive, understanding.
And they want a man to be dominant, physical, macho.

Both sets of behaviour are seemingly completely incompatible. Women end up with one, then crave the other. Frustrated, they ping-pong themselves between guys from either category.

Therefore, Southern European women want a Northern man, so they will finally get some respectful, emphatic male attention. And Northern women go on holiday to the Mediterrean where they, to the chagrin of Northern men, relish in the respectless macho attention they get.

Of course, smart girls visit the one country where they'll find both. Often, in the same guy. Face it, you can't compete with a lecherous frog who can name the brand of a girls shoes and enquire about her rack in the same sentence. :wink3:

Gah, "Satisfaction" is the Turkish brand well-known to visitor ladies. :smoking:

Anyway, France have Djibril Cissé, so no probl..Oh no..Oh..I'm leaving..Yes yes..I should..:inquisitive:

[Lemur]

43% gay, which makes me boring, bland, vanilla, medium, tepid, the usual.

[Byzantine Prince]

Cheer up Lemur, you still have your bushy tail. :2thumbsup:

[Fragony]

36% gay yay! It tells me to losen it up, but they don't say which bodypart. Ah well, time to go to town and become a knight in the order of the purple star :laugh4:

[Dutch_guy]

I'm 23 % gay...

Some questions however are downright silly, I mean you can tell if someone's gay because he'd rather be a cat than a dog ?

Oh I voted dog on that one ~;)

:balloon2:

[Devastatin Dave]

Because if you have a penis and like cats then it means you're gay. Its scientific you know.:laugh4:

[Fragony]

Because if you have a penis and like cats then it means you're gay.

Or you really like cats, I mean for a woman to make such noises one has to become nasty, or just be more talented then I am. The hissing can be ackomplished with what we initiated like to call a underbelly-blowjob, just fill the womb up with air and stretch. I was close to perfecting our national anthem, I found out by accident.

[Mikeus Caesar]

26% gay apparently.

If i was a woman though, i'd definitely be lesbian.

[Husar]

Because if you have a penis and like cats then it means you're gay. Its scientific you know.:laugh4:
IIRC I have a penis and I voted Cat.
A Tiger is a cat for me and it pwnzorz each and every dog.:2thumbsup:

[rotorgun]

No, but I was disturbed to find out that George Tekai (Sulu) from the old Star Trek series is. Man....beam me up Scotty! :trytofly:

PS: As I suspected, only 10% gay acting. They didn't test the fact that I am 100% lunatic.~:rolleyes:

[Drisos]

100% gay!!!

well, that scared the daylights out of me, it was just the loading scene.


Indeed!! that was freaky..

20% for me...

[ah_dut]

20% gay...

[Paul Peru]

Just 20%, darn my socks to heck!
And I love cats!:help:
It seems I might as well admit to being a woman fancying vagina bandit :embarassed:
(can I write vagina here?:inquisitive:)

an old favourite:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1180662760907882321

[Zalmoxis]

20%, I thought I'd be a good 30-40, guess not.

[Kaiser of Arabia]

23%. I'm ashamed of being so gay.... kill me now!

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

16%.

[PanzerJaeger]

The French are a feminine nation..


:bounce:

[Husar]

23%. I'm ashamed of being so gay.... kill me now!
There´s a little gay in every Conservative...:laugh4:

[Grey_Fox]

10% gay.

[Ianofsmeg16]

I'm not gay, but I'll learn.

[ScionTheWorm]

30%

I knew getting clean shaved would backfire sometime :wall:

[Mouzafphaerre]

.
33% :inquisitive:

Nobody ever told me I'm grim! :laugh4:

The test sucks btw. I answered a bunch just because it wouldn't let blanks.
.

[Reenk Roink]

First of all, I'm not gay at all...

Second, many questions on that test were poopy...

I mean come on..."favourite footballer?"

What the hell is that? Football as in soccer? 'favorite' spelled with a 'u'? Gah...

Finally, the test said I'm 16% gay...:juggle2:

Now to clear my history, cache, and cookies...

[Idomeneas]

13% it said im too straight for these modern times... hahahahhaha didnt know its fashionable to ''turn the toast'' as we say he he

[Idomeneas]

:bounce:

i wouldnt laugh with all those unsatisfied German girls in Greek islands getting ''busy'' while their boyfriends are dead drunk he he....

[LeftEyeNine]

i wouldnt laugh with all those unsatisfied German girls in Greek islands getting ''busy'' while their boyfriends are dead drunk he he....

The opposite coast shares the same feelings with you Idomeneas ~D

[Goofball]

36%.

[The_Emperor]

20%, nice to be too straight for these modern times.

Ladies beware :wink3:

[Azi Tohak]

100% gay!!!

well, that scared the daylights out of me, it was just the loading scene.

and I'm joe avarage I guess, 26% as well.

:sweatdrop: I'm glad I'm not the only person who thought this. Yikes.

Anyway, I'm 33% gay. I wonder which way the sex toy question goes...?

Azi

[stalin]

I got 20 %. Is there any way i(ncluding surgery or therapy) to get rid of those 20%?:book:

[Louis VI the Fat]

I got 20 %. Is there any way i(ncluding surgery or therapy) to get rid of those 20%?:book:No, you can't surpress your true self... :biker:

[stalin]

No but i hope I can operate it away

[Louis VI the Fat]

Yes, you could operate 'it' away...:gorgeous: