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The Stranger
05-08-2006, 19:09
welcome to TODAY. I hope we can be of service. here you can ask or give advice to fellow youngsters about dating the other or the same sex.
:bow: thank you for flying TODAY airlines to reach our TODAY island.
Craterus
05-08-2006, 19:34
here you can ask or give advice to fellow youngsters about dating the other sexe
Or the same sex. Let's not discriminate. ~D
The Stranger
05-08-2006, 19:39
ofcourse. im sorry. post is edited
A more proper thread title would be: 'Could someone provide me with dating tips?'.
C`mon dude.... :inquisitive:
The Stranger
05-08-2006, 20:25
whahhaha you caught me :D
God has trouble with dating?
Just borrow someones rib. ~;)
My problem isn't befriending a woman. It's having that relationship to last at least a month.
Reverend Joe
05-09-2006, 04:12
My problem isn't befriending a woman. It's having that relationship to last at least a month.
Mine involves circumventing the problem that they all think that I am clinically insane (after they get to know me.) Well, so what if I can "see" and "feel" music, think that Hendrix was the messiah, and follow my own religion?! I'm a nice guy! Really! :embarassed:
asking a bunch of gamers on how to get the ladies, great idea! Well, i would say sports definatley help with getting girls to notice and like you, especially if you are good at sports.
Avicenna
05-09-2006, 08:24
Surely someone would know how the same sex acts and therefore knows how to deal with them?
It's the females that are harder to understand.
SwordsMaster
05-09-2006, 09:15
Mine involves circumventing the problem that they all think that I am clinically insane (after they get to know me.) Well, so what if I can "see" and "feel" music, think that Hendrix was the messiah, and follow my own religion?! I'm a nice guy! Really! :embarassed:
And they said D-lysergic acid diethylamide was dead just because they reduced the dosages... :2thumbsup:
Samurai Waki
05-09-2006, 09:15
getting a girl isn't extremely difficult. Its mostly about the approach, the way you want to be seen, which for most of them is that you need to exude confidence. Asking questions, and answering her questions (honestly but not in great detail). Things like having a lot of money or being excessively handsome are bonus points but not necessary. When I met my girlfriend I was driving my friend's 1996 Ford Taurus, I hadn't shaved in a good month and a half and I was starting to take a rather grungy appearance, and yet she still (surprisingly even to this day) saw something in me that she liked.
The best advice when dating youths: don't get caught. Best is to lock them up in the basement with a hometrainer and an ultraviolet device untill they reach the proper age.
Divine Wind
05-09-2006, 16:57
The best advice when dating youths: don't get caught. Best is to lock them up in the basement with a hometrainer and an ultraviolet device untill they reach the proper age.
:laugh4:
The best advice when dating youths: don't get caught. Best is to lock them up in the basement with a hometrainer and an ultraviolet device untill they reach the proper age.
Lol, are you speaking from a parent's perspective or a youth's perspective. I hope you are speaking from a parent's.
Craterus
05-09-2006, 17:12
They're just jealous because they're too old for this thread... ~:rolleyes:
I hope you are speaking from a parent's.
My daddy was never that nice to me, geez, and then they say I have issues :laugh4:
oh teh humanity.
My daddy was never that nice to me, geez, and then they say I have issues :laugh4:
oh teh humanity.
lol. and what do you mean craterus, who is too old?
edyzmedieval
05-09-2006, 17:31
My brother,
Are you sure Abokasee hasn't penetrated your head? :laugh4:
Hilarious thread. Date the same sex? Be serious. :laugh4:
Divine Wind
05-09-2006, 18:39
Or the same sex. Let's not discriminate. ~D
You really have to change your user title to "Unsung Hero of Homosexuals" now mate ~;) :laugh4:
Red Peasant
05-09-2006, 18:48
Lol, are you speaking from a parent's perspective or a youth's perspective. I hope you are speaking from a parent's.
Knowing how crazy the Dutch are, Frag's probably speaking from experience.
Red Peasant
05-09-2006, 18:54
My problem isn't befriending a woman. It's having that relationship to last at least a month.
That's bad. You should be aiming for three months. That's the optimum for a relationship IMO, then it's time to ship-out and find another harbour brother!
Like the guy said, confidence and being able to talk to her as though not to an alien. But, it seems as though you already hit first base then strike out before the month. Got any clues for the agony aunts of the .org?
Craterus
05-09-2006, 21:15
You really have to change your user title to "Unsung Hero of Homosexuals" now mate ~;) :laugh4:
Done! :laugh4:
Alexanderofmacedon
05-10-2006, 00:38
Well, I think I only have one tip.
Don't get involved with girls.:wall:
EDIT: with
Well, I think I only have one tip.
Don't get involved in girls.:wall:
Of course not. That's not until date 3.:sweatdrop:
Well, I think I only have one tip.
Don't get involved in girls.:wall:
Spoken like a true gamer nerd.
Spoken like a true gamer nerd.
Not really. He was saying girls are more trouble then they are worth. That has some truth to it.
Justiciar
05-10-2006, 03:05
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7521044027821122670&q=Fear+of+GIrls
:2thumbsup:
Not really. He was saying girls are more trouble then they are worth. That has some truth to it.
I disagree, girls are definately worth all the trouble.
I disagree, girls are definately worth all the trouble.
Fair enough. I just meant it isn't fair to call someone a gamer nerd just because they think like that.
Fair enough. I just meant it isn't fair to call someone a gamer nerd just because they think like that.
i know, it is just a typical sterotype, we like those over here in america
Alexanderofmacedon
05-10-2006, 04:21
i know, it is just a typical sterotype, we like those over here in america
1) ICE lives in America, so he knows.
2) I'm not a gamer nerd, I've had gf's before. Believe what you like, but it's the truth.
Knowing how crazy the Dutch are, Frag's probably speaking from experience.
Wow am I getting love here! Well I admit sleeping with a 16 year old when I was 19, doth that count? Ah well all is fair in love and war, speaking of war, all I need is an elderly woman and an eskimo and I can pick up the nobelprice for peace!
Avicenna
05-10-2006, 15:57
Thirty three replies and still no advice given. What a thread. :tongue:
Rodion Romanovich
05-10-2006, 16:14
Ok some tips, here we go:
- if you get a below 15 boy/girl don't get caught
- don't lock him/her into your basement
- try to be nice and polite in other aspects too
[/SFTS MODE OFF] (ok, I admit it wasn't in the same class as SFTS, but at least I tried...)
Justiciar
05-10-2006, 16:19
Okay, so, advice. You get a bodybag, a cudgel, and a pickup truck... :laugh4:
Avicenna
05-10-2006, 16:26
That sounds more like SFTS.
- if you get a below 15 boy/girl don't get caught
Just means you probably won't need a pair of tweezers afterwards.
Big King Sanctaphrax
05-10-2006, 21:31
Chicks don't dig your incredibly extensive Star Wars memorabilia collection as much as you might think. Declaring that they're 'as misguided as the Emperor' when they reveal they haven't seen The Empire Strikes Back also seems to have a negative effect.
Byzantine Mercenary
05-10-2006, 22:18
''jedi'' mind ticks don't work either, nor does offering to rule the empire together as your apprentice :laugh4:
Yea, this is pretty is getting pretty off topic, we have gone from talking about raping and killing to star wars. I gave a little bit of advice earlier, but here's some more. If your not good at sports than your pretty much screwed. Well thats all the advice i got, good luck with it.
Strike For The South
05-11-2006, 03:17
All yall need is a 12 inch **** a dozen roses and a pickup truck:laugh4:
I brought my g/f to the movies yesterday. They kicked us out bevuase I wouldnt deflate her. Which brings me to my first point. Invest more time an actuall humans. The cutting of boxtops to get the rouge lips and edible underbritches just isnt worth it.
Alexanderofmacedon
05-11-2006, 04:08
Yea, this is pretty is getting pretty off topic, we have gone from talking about raping and killing to star wars. I gave a little bit of advice earlier, but here's some more. If your not good at sports than your pretty much screwed. Well thats all the advice i got, good luck with it.
Not totally agreed, but I see what you mean. I made varisty soccer as a freshman, therefore showing you...
...I'm not a gamer nerd!:furious3:
Yeah, I know I should drop it...
All yall need is a 12 inch **** a dozen roses and a pickup truck:laugh4:
I brought my g/f to the movies yesterday. They kicked us out bevuase I wouldnt deflate her. Which brings me to my first point. Invest more time an actuall humans. The cutting of boxtops to get the rouge lips and edible underbritches just isnt worth it.
lol, what is this 12 inch ***** you speak of?
Strike For The South
05-11-2006, 04:21
well some are blessed and some can dream
well some are blessed and some can dream
lol, r u a dreamer or a blessed?
Avicenna
05-11-2006, 08:11
He should be the former.
You don't need to be good at sports.. ever heard of people like Rupert Murdoch and Donald Trump? They can pretty much get whoever they want..
There are always books to fall back on. Some of them might even be good.
A Guy's Guide to Dating (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0385485530/sr=8-5/qid=1147360537/ref=sr_1_5/002-1615300-2042401?%5Fencoding=UTF8)
Dating for Dummies (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000E3LL0G/qid=1147360593/sr=8-2/ref=pd_bbs_2/002-1615300-2042401?%5Fencoding=UTF8&v=glance&n=551440)
He should be the former.
You don't need to be good at sports.. ever heard of people like Rupert Murdoch and Donald Trump? They can pretty much get whoever they want..
Well, yes that is true, money is a pretty darn good way to attact the ladies. That is if you happen to have a few million or billion laying around
The Stranger
05-12-2006, 20:57
Done! :laugh4:
finally getting out my closet? how about having sex over at my place? :2thumbsup:
The Stranger
05-12-2006, 21:04
Yea, this is pretty is getting pretty off topic, we have gone from talking about raping and killing to star wars. I gave a little bit of advice earlier, but here's some more. If your not good at sports than your pretty much screwed. Well thats all the advice i got, good luck with it.
well thats the biggest nonsense ive ever heard. im not saying that im not good at sports but i dont do any sport. im built quite atlethic but im just lazy so i hang on the org all day.
you dont need to be good at anything but talking. just be spontanuous and dont be afraid to laugh. just keep the conversation going but for the first time just keep it shallow (not too) and funny. dont be afraid to sit next to the girl. ofcourse if you are pretty or atleast not ugly that would help a huge bit. because ouside brings people together and inside keeps them together. just flirt a bit and dont be to good for them, dont do everything what they want without a bit of struggle. you can just turn sumthing they want from you down, and if she cant take that she isnt worth it :2thumbsup:
The Stranger
05-12-2006, 21:06
Oh And All Not Youth Members Are Banned, That Includes Mods Supervision. I Guess Bks Counts As A Youth :p
...I'm not a gamer nerd!:furious3:
That`s nothing to be ashamed of. :inquisitive:
That`s nothing to be ashamed of. :inquisitive:
when on a gaming forum.
Btw they say that girls nowadys want guys who dare to say what they feel. Tough everytime I walk up to a girl and I say I feel like having *** with you they always get mad. AM I doing something wrong?
Big King Sanctaphrax
05-12-2006, 22:12
Tough everytime I walk up to a girl and I say I feel like having *** with you they always get mad
I imagine that would be quite effective if you had the guts for it. Even if only one girl in twenty agreed, if you asked ten a day you'd still have quite a turnover.
Probably get a few diseases, mind.
when on a gaming forum.
Not only here... :wall:
Btw they say that girls nowadys want guys who dare to say what they feel. Tough everytime I walk up to a girl and I say I feel like having *** with you they always get mad. AM I doing something wrong?
No, keep trying and you`ll hit the right girl one day.
Alexanderofmacedon
05-12-2006, 22:25
That`s nothing to be ashamed of. :inquisitive:
True, but if you read what he says then you'll see, he....
Nevermind, it's not important...
True, but if you read what he says then you'll see, he....
Nevermind, it's not important...
Yer I just read a certain post. Bleh, blew my point. :tongue:
SwordsMaster
05-12-2006, 23:24
I imagine that would be quite effective if you had the guts for it. Even if only one girl in twenty agreed, if you asked ten a day you'd still have quite a turnover.
Probably get a few diseases, mind.
Actually I have a friend who does do that. He walks up to a girl - total stranger - and goes : "Sex?"
The turnover is more like 1 in 25, or 4%, but I've only seen hi leave a party without a girl twice.On the other hand the ones he leaves with are not necessarily even approximately as good looking as your average cactus. Doesn't need to be said, that he also gets slapped around a lot...
Rodion Romanovich
05-12-2006, 23:38
Actually I have a friend who does do that. He walks up to a girl - total stranger - and goes : "Sex?"
The turnover is more like 1 in 25, or 4%, but I've only seen hi leave a party without a girl twice.On the other hand the ones he leaves with are not necessarily even approximately as good looking as your average cactus. Doesn't need to be said, that he also gets slapped around a lot...
roflmao! :laugh4: :2thumbsup: Will try that next time I go to a party/bar/pub. I've always been thinking about doing that, but never really got around to doing it because I wasn't sure it would work. 4% sounds like it's a good enough method :2thumbsup:
Samurai Waki
05-12-2006, 23:45
Like I've said in previous posts: Just Give a Girl a Firm Squeeze on the Buttox and she's yours. Now Go Try it.:2thumbsup:
Craterus
05-13-2006, 00:12
Like I've said in previous posts: Just Give a Girl a Firm Squeeze on the Buttox and she's yours. Now Go Try it.:2thumbsup:
How long do restraining orders last? :wall:
Like I've said in previous posts: Just Give a Girl a Firm Squeeze on the Buttox and she's yours. Now Go Try it.:2thumbsup:
Yes she is yours after you spend 5-10 for sexual assult.
Alexanderofmacedon
05-13-2006, 01:58
Like I've said in previous posts: Just Give a Girl a Firm Squeeze on the Buttox and she's yours. Now Go Try it.:2thumbsup:
Nothing else works!:laugh4:
Avicenna
05-13-2006, 08:10
Not for Wakizashi anyway :tongue:
The Stranger
05-13-2006, 13:15
just get them drunk.
Evil_Maniac From Mars
05-13-2006, 19:36
just get them drunk.
THAT works.
scooter_the_shooter
05-14-2006, 20:34
No offense meant to anyone here. But why in the world would you ask about dating on an internet gaming forum:laugh4: you might as well ask your dungeons and dragons buddies:shame:
No offense meant to anyone here. But why in the world would you ask about dating on an internet gaming forum:laugh4: you might as well ask your dungeons and dragons buddies:shame:
Yes, i thought that too, but it turns out there are people with lives here.
Rodion Romanovich
05-15-2006, 12:24
No offense meant to anyone here. But why in the world would you ask about dating on an internet gaming forum:laugh4: you might as well ask your dungeons and dragons buddies:shame:
Well, many forumers here seem to have wives and kids if they're that age, and GFs if they're that age, so they don't seem less successful than average Joe. I'd rather say asking for dating advice in general is a fallacy, as "being yourself" is the best tip and asking someone else is asking what them being themselves is about. Also asking someone successful for dating tips is an as big fallacy as asking someone unsuccessful, because if you've never been unsuccessful you don't know what you can do wrong and therefore don't know what in your strategy it is that makes it so successful. Although asking someone who went from failure to success is a little better, that too can be a fallacy because when you change one part of your behavior to become successful, you might subconsciously have made another change at the same time, which was the crucial change, but if someone else makes that non-crucial change the crucial change might not subconsciously come for free for them...
Yes, i thought that too, but it turns out there are people with lives here.
SO you mean they actually exist? I always tought that it was made up just like witches, ghosts and canadians!
The Stranger
05-15-2006, 20:22
Yes, i thought that too, but it turns out there are people with lives here.
Another hopeful member :shame: you should know better :no:
Avicenna
05-16-2006, 08:08
Don't listen to him. His mind's gone funny after posting so much.
Don't listen to him. His mind's gone funny after posting so much.
Whos has gone funny?
Evil_Maniac From Mars
05-16-2006, 21:00
All of them.
not true! I have not gone funny! I've always been.
but still not to that degree to believe in people with lives.
I did something outside the School/computer today...:no:
So I`m afraid you`re wrong, Gertgreoor, there is something out there. :inquisitive:
let me guess uou watched Startrek or a Sci-fi movie?
let me guess uou watched Startrek or a Sci-fi movie?
or a star trek convention
Avicenna
05-18-2006, 07:53
Let's not forget star wars now.
let me guess uou watched Startrek or a Sci-fi movie?
lol, of course.
Nah, I prefer games over movies. You can`t do anything but watch the movies. I mean, C`mon. :inquisitive:
The Stranger
05-20-2006, 14:03
well when youre watching pornmovies you can also do sumthing else...
Avicenna
05-20-2006, 14:14
Star Trek porn? :inquisitive:
Star Trek porn? :inquisitive:
never noticed the outfits?
The Stranger
05-20-2006, 14:20
did you never heard of that :inquisitive: what kind of nerd are you???
Avicenna
05-20-2006, 14:30
Well evidently not a fully fledged nerd yet.
Rejected by the nerd community and the real life community. :cry:
The Stranger
05-20-2006, 14:35
well you might find a friend in the star trek orgie tonight :D
well you might find a friend in the star trek orgie tonight :D
Where no man has gone before????
The Stranger
05-20-2006, 14:58
yeah the secret domain of the STAR TREK B******
Hmm...
http://gorillamask.net/lamour.shtml
Mithrandir
05-20-2006, 15:27
Best advice: Don't date.
The Stranger
05-20-2006, 15:30
even better advice. avoid love and women as much as possible...even mothers and sisters are not safe
Ianofsmeg16
05-20-2006, 15:36
Best advice: Don't date.
Drunken One night stands FTW!:2thumbsup:
The Stranger
05-20-2006, 15:39
are you drunk...please dont post when your drunk.. its embarrasing
even better advice. avoid love and women as much as possible...even mothers and sisters are not safe
Wow so bitter at such a young age! I was screwing each and everyone of my sisters girlsfriends
back then (just as one of my friends slept with my sister, now THAT is something else) :no:
The Stranger
05-20-2006, 15:46
well im not giving good advice to rivals DUH
well im not giving good advice to rivals DUH
Don't worry, your mother loves you in a different way.
//runs for cover
Ianofsmeg16
05-20-2006, 15:51
are you drunk...please dont post when your drunk.. its embarrasing
I don't know what time it is there but its 10 to 4 in the afternoon here, why on earth would I be drunk?
Rodion Romanovich
05-20-2006, 18:46
Wow so bitter at such a young age! I was screwing each and everyone of my sisters girlsfriends
back then (just as one of my friends slept with my sister, now THAT is something else) :no:
What age was that? And how much younger than you was your sister's friends? Having a sister or two with many friends sounds like a brilliant strategy, and as we all know strategy is worth much more than tactics :book: :balloon2:
What age was that? And how much younger than you was your sister's friends? Having a sister or two with many friends sounds like a brilliant strategy, and as we all know strategy is worth much more than tactics :book: :balloon2:
To be fair, that was a bit exagarated, I didn't sleep with them but just a bit of toying. I dunno, I was 14/15 or so. I was actually pretty late my first time, I was 17 the first time actually slept with a girl.
In my defence, I did screw them later :laugh4:
Hmm...
http://gorillamask.net/lamour.shtml
And what can we learn from that?
Damn...how come I missed that obvious detail. ~:doh:
Philippus Flavius Homovallumus
05-21-2006, 00:20
Ok, for some actual advice:
There is a fairly small window between convincing her you're a nice guy and actually asking her out, unfortunately it varies from girl to girl. What ever you do don't sit on your hands, the worst she can do is say no, I never want to see you again, and then you can get over her.
The_Emperor
05-21-2006, 00:29
even better advice. avoid love and women as much as possible...even mothers and sisters are not safe
Bad idea, people might start to think your gay.
Avicenna
05-21-2006, 08:16
So is convincing her you're a nice guy or asking out preferable?
Bad idea, people might start to think your gay.
Actually that is a great way to get a chick. They love to 'convert', a gay friend of mine always gets loads of attention.
Rodion Romanovich
05-21-2006, 09:11
To be fair, that was a bit exagarated, I didn't sleep with them but just a bit of toying. I dunno, I was 14/15 or so. I was actually pretty late my first time, I was 17 the first time actually slept with a girl.
In my defence, I did screw them later :laugh4:
Actually 17 isn't late if you're studying for some type of academic or white collar job. We actually at one time asked around (and in a way that was pretty reliable) about how many times they had done it, and at an age of 18 about 60% had never done it, some 20% people said 1 or 2 with a very nervous look as if they were making something up (but we couldn't pressure them because then we couldn't get the others to dare to be honest), and the remaining 20% seemed to have done it for sure without doubts. And then, most who had done it once or more, didn't get to do it more than very seldom, so it didn't say much that their first time had been somewhere at 14-18 years age, because then there was a big gap without any action... Modern western culture doesn't really make mating simple... First you have to either have plenty of money so you can buy yourself out of the fear of being different by not having the latests clothes and electronic products, or you have to have a very strong mentality to dare to be different. Then you have to find some place to do it, which requires an own house, or money for a hotel room, or something similar - again money. The actual biological part of making a girl interested isn't really that difficult. But the taboo on what you can say and do, and what you can't say and do, again make it difficult. Apparently, asking a girl for sex can be sexual harassment, but not asking before doing it is rape. You can ask some girls for sex straight out, but only some types of girls would accept such an offer, which means you can only get certain types of girls that way, and if that type of girl isn't your type, then you're screwed using that method. Just the logisitics of getting a girl are troublesome, while the actual conquest is simple. But as they say, amateurs think tactics, while professionals think logistics... That's in a way boring in many cases - if it's that easy to convince a girl to be interested in you, compared to how difficult the damn logistics are - making up 90% of the conquest, then what the **** does it matter which girl you do it with in the end, so why bother about love and making some girl feel special, because she isn't - you can get almost anyone you want anyway? While I was younger and failed, I used to think it was the girls that were too hard to conquer, but actually that isn't the difficult factor, it has always been and will always be the logistics. The fact that being born by rich parents helps a lot to overcome most of the logistical problems, makes it really sad and not worth bothering about relationships, at least not until you've reached an age when you might want to have an offspring and have a decent amount of money and/or a house (damn lack of apartments in today's Europe and America too). That's why drunk party screwing pwns all other interaction with women, because there are not that much logistical requirements, just a matter of convincing her you're good. Bar room brawling, fighting against someone else wanting the same chick, then screwing the girl once and then leaving, that's the best today's society structure and culture has to offer, but even then you might, above a certain age (when it's more common with bar/pub than parties) need the logistical advantage of owning a love nest. Oddly, while the culture today is more open about sex, in reality it makes it harder for normal people to access sex and/or relationships than in a Christian Medieval chastity-praising abbey. Oh, and being in a phase without the logistical advantage of owning an own house sucks...
Edit: oh, and one moral issue I forgot to mention clearly enough is that I generally think that if you're into one-night stands you should preferably do them with chicks who think the same way as you.
Banquo's Ghost
05-21-2006, 12:41
Legio, that was one of the saddest (in sympathetic terms, not the modern slang) posts I've read for a long time. To be so disenchanted, so young. One day, I hope you find real love and all that bitterness will fall away.
Trust me guys, if you stop thinking of women and girls as merely vehicles for sex, and aim first to get to know them, for them to get to know you, to value each other as friends and then hope to fall in love, all the concerns mooted about 'what the rules are' for having sex will fade away. With love and respect, you don't need a checklist - making love comes naturally and fabulously. And sex with a long-term partner is not only safer but gets better and better because you know each other and what turns each of you on. Most importantly, sex is not just about the act itself, but what it means to the two of you, the sharing, the little touches of affection through the day, the anticipation, the surprises, the wonderment of being with someone who illuminates your life every single day!
(Not to mention making up after a disagreement :bounce: ).
Dating should be seen as the first step to that companionship of joy. Treat the person you hope to be with with that level of respect, and you may be surprised at the results. If naught else, you may well gain a friend, and having female friends is a great way to help understand the psyche of that one you want to be more than friends with.
And with a little imagination, you sure don't need a house or a hotel to make love in...
doc_bean
05-21-2006, 14:25
...
Man, you may be a little too jaded, but you just made my .sig ! :laugh4:
The Stranger
05-21-2006, 17:52
Bad idea, people might start to think your gay.
:idea2:
girls adore gays...whats the problem just put 2 sleeping tablets in their drinks when theyre having a all girls/gay night and have some fun :idea2:
The Stranger
05-21-2006, 17:54
Actually that is a great way to get a chick. They love to 'convert', a gay friend of mine always gets loads of attention.
i once tricked a friend of mine to think i was gay...now we're closer than ever
DAMN THAT SOUNDS WRONG, the friend is a SHE :2thumbsup:
Oddly, while the culture today is more open about sex, in reality it makes it harder for normal people to access sex and/or relationships than in a Christian Medieval chastity-praising abbey.
I will never be able to overcome that I am not a pharao, some else lucky arse raised with access to a harem. :sweatdrop:
Avicenna
05-21-2006, 20:32
Pharaohs were generally married to their sisters, so you lucked out there.
lol, I forgot that. Let`s say a Turk ruler then, or who it was that had harems.
Rodion Romanovich
05-22-2006, 19:33
Chinese rulers (of the Han dynasty I believe) had so big harems that they were a problem to the state finances... Furthermore, it's sometimes claimed that the huge harems and the money it cost were the cause of the fall of the Han dynasty... Dunno how credible the source was, but it sounded funny so I remembered it.
Avicenna
05-22-2006, 20:44
Oh, it's credible. I'm Chinese, and I know most emperors had thousands of concubines.
EDIT: it goes further than that. The Chinese Emperor can have whichever girl he wants in the whole of China.
Got that. Heading for China... :charge:
The Stranger
05-23-2006, 20:43
are you chinese...i always thought you were that crazy roman emperor...they really need to take another look at my history teacher...maybe they can also take a peak in my book too
Avicenna
05-23-2006, 21:28
What? CRAZY!?!
That's Caligula and Nero you're thinking about. Tiberius may have gone a little.. loony.. at the end of his reign, but those two were completely bonkers.
The Stranger
05-28-2006, 21:49
dude relax...everybody is watching...when i say yur crazy you dont have to show the world that you are
Craterus
05-29-2006, 00:03
Just when I needed some dating advice, I thought I'd come to this thread.
Then I realised what a waste of time that would be... :laugh4:
Avicenna
05-29-2006, 00:26
dude relax...everybody is watching...when i say yur crazy you dont have to show the world that you are
~:mecry:
:weirdthread:
AwesomeArcher
05-29-2006, 00:40
Yes, there isnt too much advice on this thread and i dont really have any. I am not too interested in a long term relationship right now, but going to dances with different people is pretty fun, i just ask the girl if they want to go as a friend and it has worked 100% of the time (3 out 3) :laugh4:
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