Guess who's into sheep most...

[Louis VI the Fat]

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/news/archives/images/sheepblog.jpg

See which country is PwND! (http://www.google.com/trends?q=sheep+sex&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all)
(Click 'regions'...)



Today's Guardian newsblog featured an article about Google trends. (http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/news/archives/2006/05/12/google_trends_great_if_it_rains.html) I had forgotten how much fun it is. Here is Gah! (http://www.google.com/trends?q=gah&ctab=1&geo=all&date=all)

Who can think of some fun and revealing searches?

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Ha, Wales isn't on there! Obviously an oversight, but still, take that stereotype-mongers!

[Blodrast]

now, I can understand about Ireland and Canada - 'cause the climate is really rough, and I can also understand NZ, for example - they are lonely, most likely...but UK ?!? :laugh4:

[Vladimir]

Ha, Wales isn't on there! Obviously an oversight, but still, take that stereotype-mongers!

I stand corrected, I apologize. :shame:

[Louis VI the Fat]

now, I can understand about Ireland and Canada, and I can also understand NZ,...but UK ?!? :laugh4:Maybe they just misspelled cheap sex. (http://www.google.com/trends?q=cheap+sex&ctab=1&geo=all&date=all) :inquisitive: :laugh4:

[Tribesman]

Ha, Wales isn't on there! Obviously an oversight, but still, take that stereotype-mongers!
BKS Wales is UK ~;)

they are lonely, most likely...but UK ?!?
Blodrast , see above :laugh4:

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

BKS Wales is UK

Ack, of course it is.

[Beirut]

Guy's driving through the countryside in Wales, sees a man bonking a sheep out in a field. The guy stops at the nearby house and knocks on the door. BKS answers. The man says, "Kid, I don't want to freak you out, but I thought I should tell you there's a man out in your field bonking one of your sheep."

BKS says, "Oh, that's ok, that's just my Da-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-d."

(Well... back to Junior Member for me.)

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Hahahaha! I've heard that before, but it's very good.

A farming inspector is visiting a small holding in West Wales. He greets the farmer, and asks him if he can take a look at his cows.

'Fine', the farmer says.

The inspector goes to the cowshed, and is incredibly shocked when the cow comments on what a nice day it is. He rushes back to the farmer, and shouts 'This is incredible! Your cow can talk!'

'Really?', says the farmer. 'He's never talked to me before.'

Next the inspector goes to the stables, and is flabbergasted when the horse talks to him as well! Again, he tells the farmer, and again the farmer professes no knowledge.

Finally, the inspector says he must see the sheep. 'Don't believe anything that sheep tells you, she's a bloody liar!' exclaims the farmer.

[Ianofsmeg16]

http://www.google.com/trends?q=Manx&ctab=1&geo=all&date=all

Poland has more manx people that the UK..


GAH??!!??

[Divinus Arma]

:laugh4: Click on "regions". Funny how Ireland and New Zealand (both with relatively fewer people and numerous flocks of woolies), are on top.

This is even funnier:
http://www.google.com/trends?q=gay+sex&ctab=1&geo=all&date=all
http://www.google.com/trends?q=gay+sex&ctab=1&geo=all&date=all

Oh man, there are some funny ones. Start looking for the wacky stuff. HILARIOUS!

edit: and some other not-so-funny ones:
http://www.google.com/trends?q=terrorism&ctab=1&geo=all&date=all
http://www.google.com/trends?q=palestine&ctab=1&geo=all&date=all

another edit: It seems the US is more obsessed with violence than sex. We show up for murder, death, etc more than pron words.

[Blodrast]

Ha, Wales isn't on there! Obviously an oversight, but still, take that stereotype-mongers!
BKS Wales is UK ~;)

they are lonely, most likely...but UK ?!?
Blodrast , see above :laugh4:

hmm, ok, so why exactly is sex more expensive in the UK ? :laugh4:
And I was considering moving there, but now, I don't know, since I won't be able to afford even the most basic needs...

[Tribesman]

A writer moves to the wilds of mayo for some solitude ,
After a while the loneliness gets to him and he asks a local farmer what there is do do for entertainment .
"grab a sheep and shag it" comes the reply , "everyone does it round here."
After much deliberation the writer goes and does it , while in the middle of his animal passion he notices some people in the distance looking at him and laughing .
On his next visit to the village everyone is pointing at him and laughing .
Very upset he confronts the farmer . "I am a laughing stock , you tricked me , everyone thinks I am a pervert"
"Not really" says the farmer "everyone just thinks that was one real ugly sheep you were screwing" .

[LeftEyeNine]

I knew I'd find out my countrymen somewhere there..

DwNd ! (http://www.google.com/trends?q=donkey+sex&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all)

[Justiciar]

We Mancunians love our Donkeys, yessiree. Gah.. We're such a perverted race.

http://www.google.com/trends?q=Cheese+Sex&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all

[Zalmoxis]

ROFL, I can't breathe...:laugh4:

[doc_bean]

Look at Saudi Arabia ! (http://www.google.com/trends?q=anal+sex&ctab=1&geo=all&date=all):oops:

[Crazed Rabbit]

Is anyone surprised that San Fran is the first US city for the sheep thing?

Crazed Rabbit

[master of the puppets]

hmm, i knew the san francisco hippies were into acid and free love, but do they really have to drag the livestock into it.

[UltraWar]

i think i'll try Google Trends...

http://www.google.com/trends?q=Internet

from this it shows that India own the internet...

another one is The Spanish Inquisition...

http://www.google.com/trends?q=Spanish+Inquisition

and the Knights Templar

http://www.google.com/trends?q=Knights+Templar

[Divinus Arma]

Those crazy Pakistanis (http://www.google.com/trends?q=horse+sex&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all). (check out the "regions" tab)

:charge:

And at least the world isn't completely mad (http://www.google.com/trends?q=horse+fisting&ctab=1&geo=all&date=all).

(Careful with the slang please - Beirut)

[Alexanderofmacedon]

German shepherds like sheep.:idea2:

[Fragony]

BUAHAHAHAHA a sheep sex index this is nuts :laugh4: How did they investigate, asked some Irish to unzip their pants and look for paint on their privates?

[English assassin]

An English tourist in Australia wants to see the great outback for himself, so he hires a 4X4 and off he drives. After a while he passes a sheep farm, and he seems two ozzies with a sheep in a field. One seems to be holding it still while the other is doing "something" around its rear end.

He winds the window down and calls "I say, are you chaps shearing?"

The Ozzies reply "No. P*** off and catch your own sheep, you lazy pommie ******".

(You see, in an Australian accent, shearing sounds a bit like...oh, never mind)

(Language - Beirut)

[Avicenna]

I'm proud that my country isn't on any of those lists :happy:

Should this be moved to the Frontroom?

[Fragony]

Buahahahaha Faisal, Dariush, Lefteyenine you perverts :laugh4:

http://www.google.com/trends?q=gay+sex&ctab=2&geo=all&date=all
http://www.google.com/trends?q=boy+sex&ctab=2&date=all&geo=all
http://www.google.com/trends?q=lolita&ctab=2&date=all&geo=all

It kinda worries me that we dutchies are in every trend, must be the dutch arabs, persians and turks ~;)

[LeftEyeNine]

You didn't look that up, did you ? Here (http://www.google.com/trends?q=donkey+sex&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all) :laugh4:

[Fragony]

You didn't look that up, did you ? Here (http://www.google.com/trends?q=donkey+sex&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all) :laugh4:

Boy am I glad to see you, now I can proudly present it by city, notice a trend? You turks, the whole top 10 congrats! :laugh4: :laugh4:

http://www.google.com/trends?q=seks&ctab=2&geo=all&date=all

You horny lot :dizzy2:

edit, direct link doesn't work, click 'cities' instead of region.

BUAHAHAHAHA check 'languages' in your link my dear Sapihi, a not to shabby #2 ^^

Now let's look at hetero sex,

http://www.google.com/trends?q=hetero+sex&ctab=2&geo=all&date=all