InsaneApache
05-24-2006, 16:34
Sex theme park to open in London
The academy aims to be a Kinsey-type institute in Europe
A £7m sex theme park, which has no rides*, is to open in London's West End later this year.
Visitors to Amora - The Academy of Sex and Relationships at the Trocadero in Piccadilly, will pass through seven zones including Pleasure and Orgasm.
linky (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/5012334.stm)
Now we just need one oop north. :inquisitive: :laugh4:
* no rides? :laugh4:
:d :d :d gah, u cant edit smileys :P
English assassin
05-24-2006, 17:23
Visitors to Amora - The Academy of Sex and Relationships at the Trocadero in Piccadilly, will pass through seven zones including Pleasure and Orgasm.
This is a major revamp to the Trocadero. Hitherto visitors have only passed through zones such as Being Ripped Off and Tacky.
On second thoughts...
The academy's director of exhibits Dr Sarah Brewer said: "The more sex we have the more we want and the less sex we have the more we want.
nice quote.
Samurai Waki
05-24-2006, 21:43
The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised...
Big King Sanctaphrax
05-24-2006, 22:25
People will also be able to build their ideal partner from a series of body parts
Oh great. Why couldn't they have offered this before I dismembered all of those schoolgirls?
Louis VI the Fat
05-24-2006, 22:46
:laugh4: @ BKS
I'm going to visit this exhibition! I hope to find an answer to that ancient mystery: How do the English procreate?
Oh great. Why couldn't they have offered this before I dismembered all of those schoolgirls?
:laugh4: Good one.
Zalmoxis
05-25-2006, 01:48
Oh great. Why couldn't they have offered this before I dismembered all of those schoolgirls?
Haste makes waste?
Crazed Rabbit
05-25-2006, 03:34
BKS, somehow I doubt the ideal woman could be built with Frankensteinian methods. ~;p
Anyways, this seems rather stupid.
Crazed Rabbit
AntiochusIII
05-25-2006, 11:44
Oh great. Why couldn't they have offered this before I dismembered all of those schoolgirls?Sig with you!
English assassin
05-25-2006, 17:58
:laugh4: @ BKS
I'm going to visit this exhibition! I hope to find an answer to that ancient mystery: How do the English procreate?
As this comment is made by a Frenchman, its a good opportunity for a joke. I expect he's heard it before though:
It is spring time, and old Henri is making his way home from his fields for his lunch and a little snooze, when a little way off he spies a young couple, naked, making love in the field in the shade of one of his trees. Heh, thinks Henri, I too, was young once, ze spring, ze flowers, ze birds singing, zis is OK. Mais...Mon Dieu. Ze woman, she is dead!!
Shocked, he runs at once to Pierre, the gendarme. Pierre, pierre, he cries, in my field, under ze shade of one of my trees, a young couple, naked, making love,
Ah, Henri, mon ami, says Pierre, has it been so many years? Ze spring, ze flowers, ze birds singing, zis is OK.
No no, you don't understand, ze woman, she is dead !
Mon dieu, cries Pierre, and he returns to the field and sure enough, all is as Henri described, the couple, naked, naking love, but the woman is dead. What to do? They run to get Albert, the doctor. Bursting into his surgery, they cry Albert, Albert In Henri's field,under ze shade of one of ze trees, a young couple, naked, making love,
Ah, mes amis, says Albert, are you so old? Ze spring, ze flowers, ze birds singing, zis is OK.
No no, you don't understand, ze woman, she is dead !
Zut alors, cries Albert, and grabbing his medicine bag, he hurries to the scene. Leaving Henri and Pierre at the side of the field, he cautiously approaches the couple. Soon he returns to his friends, a smile on his face
Mes amis, all is OK, ze woman, she is not dead. She is English.
well, they say you have to be able to laugh at yourself don't they?
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