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Papewaio
06-05-2006, 05:22
Two students found dead inside balloon (http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2006/06/05/1149359635664.html)


Two university students were found dead inside a large, deflated helium balloon after apparently pulling it down and crawling inside it, officials said.

The deaths of Jason Ackerman and Sara Rydman, both 21, appear to be accidental, Hillsborough County Sheriff's Major Bob Schrader said.

I wonder what degree they were pursuing. :skull:
AntiochusIII
06-05-2006, 08:10
Wow.

I know it's neither taste nor sense to laugh or mock the death of others, but seriously...

I think the test might just show up a little too much alcohol in the blood.
English assassin
06-05-2006, 09:24
I wonder what degree they were pursuing. :skull:

I'm guessing nothing in the life sciences...
doc_bean
06-05-2006, 11:37
It was more a fun thing they thought they were doing," said Linda Rydman, whose daughter was found dead. "You know how you blow up the balloon and suck the helium."

Wow, that sounds cold besides stupid.

"Yeah they thought it would be good for laughs, they died, **it happens."
Major Robert Dump
06-05-2006, 16:21
I think they crawled inside to have sex, i bet they were naked. there really is no other explanation for two 21 yeard olds in a giant balloon
yesdachi
06-05-2006, 17:00
I think they crawled inside to have sex, i bet they were naked. there really is no other explanation for two 21 yeard olds in a giant balloon
That was the first thing I thought too.:2thumbsup:

Sad way to go, my guess is that they were not able to finish or maybe even able to get started.:sweatdrop:
English assassin
06-05-2006, 17:02
Well if they were trying to have sex that makes it an open and shut for the 2006 Darwin.
Reverend Joe
06-05-2006, 19:50
Oh, my god.


Oh... oh my god.




Oh, my god.








Oh my god. Help us, please.


















































(Intellegent design, my ass.)
drone
06-05-2006, 20:23
It was more a fun thing they thought they were doing," said Linda Rydman, whose daughter was found dead. "You know how you blow up the balloon and suck the helium."Wow, that sounds cold besides stupid.

"Yeah they thought it would be good for laughs, they died, **it happens."
Perhaps the cops have told her the whole story and she has decided that this "explanation" is a lot less embarassing than what really happened. ~;)

Maybe they needed a really large condom...
Fragony
06-06-2006, 10:53
Probably both real dickheads, kinky killed the cat.
TB666
06-06-2006, 12:03
So funny voice-sex is the latest fashion among kids these days.:inquisitive:
Very interesting :book:
Fragony
06-06-2006, 17:02
So funny voice-sex is the latest fashion among kids these days.:inquisitive:
Very interesting :book:

Here they webcam, latest studies show that 1/4 of every boy and 1/5 of every girl does naughty things over the internet. Not really surprising with progressive programs like 'F*cking works like this' and 'needles and snorting' (where harddrugs is actually taken on tv) being the youth entertainment on our public networks :/

These http://www.sugababes.nl/frontpage/profielen girls don't look like 14/15 to me, or my youth must have sucked :no:
Reverend Joe
06-06-2006, 18:10
These http://www.sugababes.nl/frontpage/profielen girls don't look like 14/15 to me, or my youth must have sucked :no:

What's the matter with you?! Posting sites like that.... :inquisitive:
Fragony
06-06-2006, 18:22
What's the matter with you?! Posting sites like that.... :inquisitive:

eh? nothing to be seen there, it's just a contact site that young people use, or did I miss a nipple :inquisitive:
GoreBag
06-06-2006, 23:53
Stranger things have happened.