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IrishArmenian
06-12-2006, 05:46
I need some help. What do I do? I am getting married in about three weeks, so any suggestions of things I can do before I cannot do said deeds anymore? And yes, I am already getting incredibly intoxicated almost daily. Suggestions? Comments?:help:
Byzantine Prince
06-12-2006, 06:08
Married life is not so much different from single life. You simply cannot screw around anymore. I can't see how that would be okay right before the marriage though. :sweatdrop:

Congrats btw.
Gregoshi
06-12-2006, 06:17
IrishArmenian, love each other and be happy. Don't concern yourself with what you may lose - just think about what you will gain.

Congratulations to you and the soon-to-be Mrs. IrishArmenian. ~:cheers:
InsaneApache
06-12-2006, 09:33
Remember that your (soon to be) wife is your bestest friend. You will find that the pluses will outweigh any minuses by a long chalk. Just relax and enjoy the ride. My advice would be this; be kind to each other and remember to give each other a hug every day. Apart from keeping your zipper up, out of love and respect, you will find that you can do pretty much what you can do now, except with a loving companion. :2thumbsup: ...oh and congrats to you both.

NB: anyone willing to pick up your underpants and socks and wash them, just has to love you. :laugh4:
Rodion Romanovich
06-12-2006, 10:41
I need some help. What do I do? I am getting married in about three weeks, so any suggestions of things I can do before I cannot do said deeds anymore? And yes, I am already getting incredibly intoxicated almost daily. Suggestions? Comments?:help:
Have sex with your future wife as much as you can, now is your last chance! :charge: :charge: :charge:
Beirut
06-12-2006, 11:48
Have sex with your future wife as much as you can, now is your last chance! :charge: :charge: :charge:


Ha :laugh4:

Or you could just take a vow of celibacy right now, because sure as shoot she's going to in about a year. :laugh4:

Mind you, more time for flightsims...
doc_bean
06-12-2006, 11:49
Run !

j/k
LeftEyeNine
06-12-2006, 13:14
We have a growing number of ORGrooms lately. Congrats to you both, IrAr. You must be comfortable enough with what you'll be doing with and after the marriage since choosing a lifetime partner is not an instant decision. She must have convinced you about being your partner (vice versa), and this takes a long time for sure, therefore I don't think you'll have a hard time getting used to a life multiplied and divided by two. ~:)

w00t WooT !
IrishArmenian
06-12-2006, 21:25
since choosing a lifetime partner is not an instant decision.
It also helps that she cooks great, but yes, it took years. And yes, it it great that she will do all that terrible cleaning, though I already put up with her "times".:skull: But yes, we set the date at 3 July. I was already told by my father that I better have gotten married to her, because, and I quote "It is miraculous that she even looks at you. It's like beauty and the ugly-as-hell beast." I think he was 1/4 joking.:inquisitive:
Beirut
06-12-2006, 21:44
But yes, we set the date at 3 July.

And on that day we shall mourn thine passing. :shame:
Mithrandir
06-12-2006, 22:36
Just enjoy that you have someone that loves you who you love in return..not all of us are that fortunate.

That and learn to live with sexual frustration because after 2 years, you're not getting anymore unless you did something special :laugh4:
Alexanderofmacedon
06-12-2006, 22:38
I need some help. What do I do? I am getting married in about three weeks, so any suggestions of things I can do before I cannot do said deeds anymore? And yes, I am already getting incredibly intoxicated almost daily. Suggestions? Comments?:help:

Well let's see your wife, then I'll give you advice (which you may not want to take anyway ~;))
IrishArmenian
06-13-2006, 02:02
You understand that I cannot work a digital camera at all. Also, she'd get suspcicious if I said, I need you to post a photo of yourself on the internet so that some guy who thinks he is Alexander the Great can say if you look good.
Alexanderofmacedon
06-13-2006, 02:20
You understand that I cannot work a digital camera at all. Also, she'd get suspcicious if I said, I need you to post a photo of yourself on the internet so that some guy who thinks he is Alexander the Great can say if you look good.

I am Alexander the Great.
Reverend Joe
06-13-2006, 02:38
I need some help. What do I do? I am getting married in about three weeks, so any suggestions of things I can do before I cannot do said deeds anymore? And yes, I am already getting incredibly intoxicated almost daily. Suggestions? Comments?:help:

Don't? :shrug: Really, why not? Marriage realy ***** up my parents, so I really would not reccomend it to anyone. Hell, even my father wouldn't.

And BP... I thought you were like 16... how are you already married?! :stunned:

(Language - Beirut)
Alexanderofmacedon
06-13-2006, 02:50
Don't? :shrug: Really, why not? Marriage realy ***** up my parents, so I really would not reccomend it to anyone. Hell, even my father wouldn't.

And BP... I thought you were like 16... how are you already married?! :stunned:

(Language - Beirut)

Could be speculation.