Attention Spammers

[The Stranger]

The Stranger has been arrested (:help: or he will be after this:skull: ). Now the Spam Community needs a new Leader that wil operate under Craterus. Therefor a spamcontest will be opened and the spammer that spams the most will get the job. His name will also be hanged on the Hall of Spam. There are a few rules that you must keep to.

1. Every spam post must be posted in a freshly started spamtopic or in the older spamtopics. The older spamtopics are; One Word Story and Word Association Game.

2. No double posts

3. This is not permitted by the Moderators. Competing will be on your own risk.

4. HAVE FUN

May the best Spammer win!!!!!:2thumbsup:

[The Stranger]

posting...

[The Stranger]

like...

[The Stranger]

this...

[edyzmedieval]

Oh yeah Baby!!! :balloon2:

+1

[The Stranger]

will...

[Rodion Romanovich]

have u been arrested stranger? By IRL police or mods?

[The Stranger]

get...

[edyzmedieval]

Will SPAM for food!

+1

[Rodion Romanovich]

did u hear Australia beat Japan with 3-1 today? Turned 0-1 to 3-1 in 10 minutes or so :wall:

[The Stranger]

you...

[InsaneApache]

I can hear a certain lumberjack sharpening his axe...

+1 :sweatdrop:

[edyzmedieval]

Freak!!! :furious3:

I want Japan to win!!! :wall:

[The Stranger]

excluded!!!

[Byzantine Mercenary]

didnt you double post there stranger? :laugh4:

[Dutch_guy]

I'm giving this thread untill 17 : 30 until is get's closed, and that's just because Beirut / BKS needs the time to think of some witty one-liner to post with the axe image....

:balloon2:

[Rodion Romanovich]

Freak!!! :furious3:

I want Japan to win!!! :wall:
yes, i want to see more kamikaze goals :charge:

[edyzmedieval]

Sentuple post!

+1 :balloon2:

[Rodion Romanovich]

I'm giving this thread untill 17 : 30 until is get's closed, and that's just because Beirut / BKS needs the time to think of some witty one-liner to post with the axe image....

:balloon2:
Let's have a guessing game - whoever guesses the time when the thread is closed best wins. Also, whoever guesses the onliner best gets an honorary award. I guess 17:59, and "couldn't think of anything witty to post here"

[edyzmedieval]

Spamming the Front Line!!! :knight:

+1

[The Stranger]

i have a one minute floodcontrol. unlike others. its to keep me from spamming :P

[InsaneApache]

There a bloke in a red checked shirt and a furry hat on his way.....

+1

[edyzmedieval]

I want to be adopted by Gregoshi-san to be the rival of Beirut-Stranger. :knight:

+1 :sweatdrop:

[Duke Malcolm]

I can hear a certain lumberjack sharpening his axe...

+1 :sweatdrop:

Dressing up in women's clothing first, though. High heels are the most important thing about being a lumberjack...

+1...

[Rodion Romanovich]

i have a one minute floodcontrol. unlike others. its to keep me from spamming :P
I also have 1 minute or so flood control :bigcry:

[edyzmedieval]

I have a 75 second flood control.

+1

[doc_bean]

I lose

[doc_bean]

I also have 1 minute or so flood control :bigcry:

it's the same for all

[edyzmedieval]

Too bad. :no:

I still spam. +1 :book:

[The Stranger]

sux doesnt it, but this thread isnt of any importance. i would spam in the one word story

[doc_bean]

What's keeping the axe man ?

[doc_bean]

I love how the org always thanks me for posting when I post in a thread like this :2thumbsup:

[edyzmedieval]

I can't find it. :no:

+1

[doc_bean]

Okay i'm gonna stop, i still have to study

Good luck to all ya spammers !

[HunkinElvis]

The Axe Man is waiting for more people to jump into this trap. I'm not spamming by the way.

[Mithrandir]

I think spamming should be a bannable offence...

[The Stranger]

doc n study...was going on in here

[doc_bean]

another chapter done !

[InsaneApache]

What's keeping the axe man ?

He's probably eating his lunch and then going to the lavatory. :laugh4:

+1

[The Stranger]

i think he's capable of warning everyone who posted in here...for every post posted :P

[edyzmedieval]

Raining...Pourin outside. :embarassed:

+1

[doc_bean]

Damn, i'm going to be in trouble

[doc_bean]

This is one of the best spam threads in a while though

:2thumbsup:

[doc_bean]

Everyone giving up ?

[Mithrandir]

oh my

[Mithrandir]

you guys

[Mithrandir]

really

[Mithrandir]

should

[Mithrandir]

take

[Mithrandir]

a lesson

[Mithrandir]

or 2

[Mithrandir]

from the

[Mithrandir]

ancient

[Mithrandir]

spammasters

[Mithrandir]

meaning

[Mithrandir]

Jag

[Mithrandir]

or myself

[Mithrandir]

real men

[Mithrandir]

(read spammers)

[The Stranger]

duh it's from Stranger's

[Mithrandir]

do not

[Mithrandir]

need

[Mithrandir]

threads

[Mithrandir]

like

[Mithrandir]

this

[Mithrandir]

to increase

[Mithrandir]

their postcount

[Mithrandir]

but,

[Mithrandir]

instead,

[Mithrandir]

add constructive

[InsaneApache]

This is one of the best spam threads in a while though

https://img394.imageshack.us/img394/554/1yesitisnoitisnt4ly.gif (https://imageshack.us)

[The Stranger]

oh shit but thats unfair. He hasnt got any floodcontrol. BUT YOURE DEFINITLY ON THE HALL OF SPAM

BEER FOR MITHRANDIR

[Mithrandir]

add constructive

replies

[InsaneApache]

[QUOTE=doc_bean]This is one of the best spam threads in a while though


https://img394.imageshack.us/img394/554/1yesitisnoitisnt4ly.gif (https://imageshack.us)

[The Stranger]

constructive what?

[Mithrandir]

replies

to every

[Mithrandir]

single

[Mithrandir]

thread

[Mithrandir]

on this

[Mithrandir]

forum.

[Mithrandir]

That

[Mithrandir]

is definately

[Mithrandir]

the way,

[Mithrandir]

because

[Mithrandir]

as long

[Mithrandir]

as you're

[Byzantine Mercenary]

so this is how you get a postcount of 4000+ then is it? :laugh4:

[Mithrandir]

being constructive

[Mithrandir]

people

[Mithrandir]

won't be

[The Stranger]

my pc is to slow to keep up with this. i need a faster pc

[Mithrandir]

annoyed.

[Mithrandir]

Hey! That's weirrrrrd! somehow my post got sliced up in a lot of seperate posts!....

Teh Axe!

[Avicenna]

My 90 second limit trumps you all!

+1

[doc_bean]

mods shouldn't spam ! :inquisitive:

[doc_bean]

man, my connection is slow now :furious3:

[The Stranger]

Gah!,

[Avicenna]

:gah:

[doc_bean]

hmm i'm having meatballs for dinner !

[The Stranger]

this will prolly be my last post in this thread. CYA GUYS. im of for dinner

AND MITHRANDIR, YOURE THE GREATEST

[Duke Malcolm]

Good grief, from one to four pages in under an hour...

+1

[Mithrandir]

this will prolly be my last post in this thread. CYA GUYS. im of for dinner

AND MITHRANDIR, YOURE THE GREATEST

not anymore

[Mithrandir]

ever

[Mithrandir]

since

[Mithrandir]

they

[Mithrandir]

made

[Mithrandir]

me wear

[Mithrandir]

these

[Mithrandir]

rags

[Mithrandir]

I've

[Mithrandir]

lost

[Mithrandir]

all

[Mithrandir]

joy

[Mithrandir]

from

[Mithrandir]

spamming

[edyzmedieval]

T3h SpAmm33r!!!

+1

[Mithrandir]

really.

[Mithrandir]

Somehow

[Mithrandir]

though

[Mithrandir]

this

[Mithrandir]

thread

[Mithrandir]

has

[Mithrandir]

unleashed

[Mithrandir]

the

[Mithrandir]

or should

[Mithrandir]

I say

[Mithrandir]

"teh"

[Mithrandir]

mighty

[Mithrandir]

Beast

[Mithrandir]

of Spam

[Mithrandir]

which

[Mithrandir]

was

[Mithrandir]

contained

[Mithrandir]

inside

[Avicenna]

was dead?

[Mithrandir]

of,

[Mithrandir]

yours

[Mithrandir]

truly.

[Mithrandir]

By which

[Mithrandir]

I just

[Mithrandir]

mean

[Mithrandir]

"me"

[Mithrandir]

but

[Mithrandir]

y'all

[Mithrandir]

had

[Mithrandir]

probably

[Mithrandir]

figured

[Mithrandir]

that

[Mithrandir]

out

[Mithrandir]

by


.

[Mithrandir]

now.

[doc_bean]

okay, no downtime: that's cheating !!!!

[Mithrandir]

No fun

[Mithrandir]

going

[Mithrandir]

up against

[Mithrandir]

an ancient

[Mithrandir]

Master

[doc_bean]

indeed

[The Stranger]

0-2 for czhechia

[Mithrandir]

in the

[Mithrandir]

art

[Mithrandir]

of Spam

[doc_bean]

0-2 for czhechia

US for teh lose !

[Mithrandir]

who

[Mithrandir]

has

[Mithrandir]

certain

[The Stranger]

mithrandir has gone crazy

[Mithrandir]

privilidges

[Mithrandir]

ey?

[Mithrandir]

mithrandir has gone crazy

I think we've got a jealous someone ~:pat:

:laugh4:

[Mithrandir]

Wow

[Mithrandir]

looking

[Mithrandir]

at my

[Mithrandir]

postcount

[Mithrandir]

it seems

[doc_bean]

maybe we should take it up with Kukhri ? So much blantant spamming si unacceptable !:laugh4:

[Mithrandir]

that

[Mithrandir]

I've

[Mithrandir]

increased

[Mithrandir]

it by

[The Stranger]

no i do not, i admire you, youre my hero

[Mithrandir]

more

[Mithrandir]

than

[Mithrandir]

100

[Mithrandir]

posts

[Mithrandir]

in this

[Mithrandir]

thread

[Mithrandir]

alone

[The Stranger]

damn how come your postcount is so low, this way you should have atleast 16000, and how come youre still on the org

[Mithrandir]

so a sincere pffft ~:P
to you all.

[The Stranger]

im going to call beirut :D

[Mithrandir]

damn how come your postcount is so low, this way you should have atleast 16000, and how come youre still on the org

dude, did you not read my highly intresting&educational posts?
:inquisitive:

Once they made me dress up in these rags, I stopped spamming.

I don't care for postcount anymore (3 years back I had never imagined that to be possible).

[doc_bean]

was it reset ? 'cause 5000 isn't that much for a spammer...

[Lorenzo_H]

Attention: This is not Spam.

[The Stranger]

i dont read spam, it makes my head spin

[Lorenzo_H]

Neither is this.

[Lorenzo_H]

or this

[Lorenzo_H]

but it is pushing it

[Lorenzo_H]

and so is this

[Lorenzo_H]

what about this?

[Lorenzo_H]

maybe.

[Mithrandir]

was it reset ? 'cause 5000 isn't that much for a spammer...

No ,but I had around 2000 posts in a month, considering spamming wasn't allowed back then due to serverload, it was quite the achievement...
but like I said, I did it in a constructive way, just adding my advice/opinion in every thread ~D.

[Lorenzo_H]

i like this thread.

[The Stranger]

was it reset ? 'cause 5000 isn't that much for a spammer...

spamming isnt only about postcount. its more about style and Mithrandir is a master of SPAM

[Lorenzo_H]

+1 pc

[Lorenzo_H]

another +1

[edyzmedieval]

Spamming hell!!! Mithrandir is shooting the lights out!!!

:gah:

[Lorenzo_H]

+2?

[doc_bean]

Hey, no double posting !

And isn't JAG the 'official' king of spam ?

(No offence Mith, that was some good spamming here !)

[Avicenna]

Well, Spam Master indeedy, TS. You chose to do this exactly when BKS and Beirut are out.

[Mithrandir]

Hey, no double posting !

And isn't JAG the 'official' king of spam ?

(No offence Mith, that was some good spamming here !)

Yup, he started earlier than me, and continued when I had stopped. However, in my spamming era I made 3 posts for every 1 of his I think.

-Mithrandir.

[Mithrandir]

wow

[Mithrandir]

eight

[Mithrandir]

pages

[Mithrandir]

in such

[Mithrandir]

a short

[doc_bean]

Now try to kick the habit again :laugh4:

[Mithrandir]

spam

[Mithrandir]

errr

[Mithrandir]

I meant

[Mithrandir]

Span

[Mithrandir]

of time

[doc_bean]

Time

[Mithrandir]

Now try to kick the habit again :laugh4:

:oops:

[Mithrandir]

Time
stop it

[Mithrandir]

repeating

[Mithrandir]

my
words

[Mithrandir]

I mean

[Mithrandir]

Beirut

[Mithrandir]

or BKS

[Mithrandir]

really

[Mithrandir]

should

[Mithrandir]

come

[Mithrandir]

and

[Mithrandir]

put

[Mithrandir]

a hold

[Mithrandir]

on this

[Mithrandir]

spamming

[Mithrandir]

madness

[Mithrandir]

or I'll

[doc_bean]

this

[Mithrandir]

get

[Mithrandir]

Rsi

[Mithrandir]

or,

[Mithrandir]

when

[Mithrandir]

I stop

[doc_bean]

There should be a warning, take a five minute break after every ten posts :laugh4:

[Mithrandir]

withdrawel

[Mithrandir]

symptoms.

[Mithrandir]

There should be a warning, take a five minute break after every ten posts :laugh4:
you