If you were stuck on a desert island what would ya' bring?

[scooter_the_shooter]

Well I haven't been to the .com in literally years, so I decided to check it out. And I found this thread. I thought I'd ask you back roomers about it?


What 3 things would you bring on a desert Island? try to keep to stuff you actually have on hand though. (makes it more fun)


Me


A single shot bolt action 22lr (more durable then a semi auto) Because you could easily carry thousands of rounds of ammo, and there will be no big game on an island. (I hope:skull: )

A box of MRE's


Lots of bottled water


.....................................


I admit mine is a temporary thing, I'd just have to hope for rescue before my food and water is gone:dizzy2:

[Big_John]

a boat. a paddle. and the american flag*!



*(made in china)

[GoreBag]

A hatchet, some rope and a female.

[Sjakihata]

an anal vibrator, a sixpack and dostojevskij's Crime and Punishment

[Banquo's Ghost]

Charlie's Angels.

[Big_John]

an anal vibrator, a sixpack and dostojevskij's Crime and Punishment:inquisitive: :inquisitive: :inquisitive:.. oh god, why Crime and Punishment?

[Avicenna]

an anal vibrator, a sixpack and dostojevskij's Crime and Punishment

You have a detachable sixpack? :inquisitive:

Anyway... an empty bottle, some filter paper and a female.

Get all the salt out and you can survive on the water :2thumbsup:

[Sjakihata]

:inquisitive: :inquisitive: :inquisitive:.. oh god, why Crime and Punishment?

Because it has so many pages in it so I can wipe my arse a thousandfold times with it.

[Boohugh]

My tux, a personal bar and some mints.

(I want to look good and be prepared for when I get rescued :laugh4: )

[Samurai Waki]

A .45 Magnum with a single bullet. Those **** mosquitos won't get the best of me!

[scooter_the_shooter]

I forgot one other thing....A famous politician! I know they'd be looking for them!

[doc_bean]

a woman who knows how to hunt

a woman who knows how to cook

another woman just for fun

:2thumbsup:

[English assassin]

I'd bring Ray Mears. http://www.raymears.com/ Who cares if they found me, with Ray on hand I'd be living in luxury.

[spmetla]

A flint

Survival knife

Water purfication kit

OR

A small boat w/ oars, sail

Several gallons of water

Flare gun w/flares

[rory_20_uk]

a small plane
a decent pilot
a large case stuffed with bond certificates...

~:smoking:

[Leet Eriksson]

Computer, wireless sattelite connection and probably a woman.

This way i can order things and get them airdropped to my location by using THE INTERNET :idea2:

[English assassin]

Computer, wireless sattelite connection and probably a woman.

This way i can order things and get them airdropped to my location by using THE INTERNET :idea2:

...Faisal arrives on desert island, fires up computer, logs on to internet, and only then realises he forgot to bring his credit card....:wall:

:laugh4:

[rory_20_uk]

And that desert islands are not renouned for their power points...

~:smoking:

[x-dANGEr]

A box of Pepsi, my wife and a Qura'n. (I will build my own city then.. Saw that in some movie on the TV)

[Ironside]

I forgot one other thing....A famous politician! I know they'd be looking for them!

Seriously, do you honestly think they would be looking for Bush? Or even worse Kerry or Dean?
And imagening getting stuck with them if you don't get help...

So I came up with a plan. A young, hot , popular and famous female moviestar. :2thumbsup: Should give a good shot for rescue and it isn't that bad if the rescue doesn't show up :laugh4:

And some survival kit and plenty of water too.

[yesdachi]

Dream answer: satellite telephone, suitcase full of candy bars, and the Swedish bikini team.

Funny answer: Wilson volleyball, ice skates and Tom Hanks.

Funny answer: paperclip, rubber band and MacGyver.

Realistic answer: Matches, rope and a machete.

[Ianofsmeg16]

Pink Floyd, my drums and a satelite phone

[Strike For The South]

Alchool women more alchool

[Papewaio]

I'm already stuck on the worlds largest desert Island...

[Big_John]

I'm already stuck on the worlds largest desert Island...you're in texas?

[yesdachi]

I'm already stuck on the worlds largest desert Island...
what did you bring? :smile:

[Justiciar]

Ant & Dec? :inquisitive:

[Bar Kochba]

about 50 million more cons

[Lemur]

In order of importance:


https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/Starbuck20y20Boomer.jpg

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https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/Island20Internet202002.gif

[Soulforged]

Seeds to grow palm trees... Wait can I?:idea2:

EDIT: The ones with coconuts or bananas of course.

[AntiochusIII]

First Choice

1) My Imperial Entourage; includes everything an Emperor ever need, including harems.

2) The entire US Treasury in one particularly well-encrypted credit card, minus the debts.

3) The bestest computer in this best of all possible worlds.

And by using my Imperial Entourage to build my own Jerusalem, complete with those doors of jewels and springs and those things God liked, funded by the US treasury, I'll just sit down with my computer and say hello to you guys.

Wanna be my citizens, humble Earthlings?

Second Choice

1) Wilson.

2) Fedex boxes and its stuff.

3) Robinson Crusoe.

Third Choice

1) A hippy instrument.

2) My imaginary hippy-robot girlfriend, version 2.37 deluxe, complete with "generic sexist-based subservient anime girl" attitude system and "permanent beauty 108 ways" firewall protection program. Of course, she'll have to be a very angsty destructive robot with a pure but tormented heart too. [/Saikano reference]

I should name her Chi. Or Mahoro. Or something.

3) Weed. Not that I ever use drugs, but I'll need them there.

Which should I choose? Help me by calling 1-800-SURVIVORSEASON87AGAIN to vote with us. Your voice will decide, America!

[spmetla]

Seeds to grow palm trees... Wait can I?:idea2:

EDIT: The ones with coconuts or bananas of course.


Coconuts are the seeds, so are bananas.

Question, is this a desert island or did you mean a deserted island?

And for all you guys with satelite phones, let's hope they have GPS built in, not good to talk to your rescuers but not know where you are. And probably some sort of solar charger for your stuff.

"Okay yeah there's some really puffy clouds to the north and the sun is sorta right above me but a little to the north and at night I can see the north star and southern cross...do you have a fix yet?"

"Damn! Dead battery!!!, well guess it's time to make friends with whatever washes up on the beach"

[naut]

You have a detachable sixpack? :inquisitive:

Anyway... an empty bottle, some filter paper and a female.

Get all the salt out and you can survive on the water :2thumbsup:

:laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:

You can't filter salt out of water silly!