Not to speak ill of the dead

[Tribesman]

Well , in keeping with tradition , even though Quinn done a lovely job of it despite tradition , now the crook is in the grave do any of the posters from the island of Ireland have anything to say about the boss?apart from rot in hell you crooked bastard ?

[Devastatin Dave]

Tribe, could you provide a link old buddy so i know who the dead person is that you're speaking ill of? Thanks

[Tribesman]

Dave , according to your PM you seem to think I am Canadian , so possibly it will take more than a link to put you right .
Here have a clue............ any of the posters from the island of Ireland

[Kralizec]

If I actually knew something substantial about your former prime minister, I'd certainly reply ~;)

Wait...:oops:

[_Martyr_]

The whitewashing has certainly been spectacular. Listening to the radio today almost made me gag on a couple of occasions. The man left a culture of corruption that is still alive and well. But, at the same time, I cant believe Im saying this but I will be honest, theres something about the guy that I liked. It was probably his stiff neckedness, and shear survivability. If I was reading about him in 100 years time in a history book Id probably think it was all rather amusing. But seeing as its us who have to live with his legacy... well thats a different matter.

[PanzerJaeger]

Dave , according to your PM you seem to think I am Canadian , so possibly it will take more than a link to put you right .
Here have a clue............ any of the posters from the island of Ireland

Or you could just give him a link and stop being such an obnoxious little ... :2thumbsup:

[Devastatin Dave]

Or you could just give him a link and stop being such an obnoxious little ... :2thumbsup:
No kidding...:no:

Less rudeness and more linkage...:wall:

[InsaneApache]

He's talking about potato head. The man who secretly funded the IRA and moreso himself. I hope the man suffered before he died. It would be a fitting end.

You see my naive American friends, he was the acceptable face of lawlessness and terrorism. After all he was the taoiseach.

[Devastatin Dave]

Since you're wrapped in your own usual vile rude persona Tribesman, I decided to link it for you...
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,13509-2229225,00.html
You're welcome, now continue your ill speech against this dead man.:2thumbsup:

[Tribesman]

Oh no , wht is life coming to , the resident nazi just called me obnoxious .:help:

The whitewashing has certainly been spectacular.

Yep , so fairplay to Quinn for calling their bull .

******* gobshites at work wanted to close the job down as a mark of respect today (Udaras),
we agreed , on condition that we didn't pay any tax on our wages, got bribed for actually doing our job , and could steal anything we wanted .
After a while even the dumb inbred descendants of Dev shut their mouths and agreed to work .

Less rudeness and more linkage...
Welcome back Dave , its a local issue for local people , hence...... any of the posters from the island of Ireland
BTW Eire isn't part of Canada~;)

[_Martyr_]

Came across this on the web...


Charlie: MARA?!!

Mara: eh..yes boss?

Charlie: Why aren't these gates open? Don't the gobshites know who I am?

Mara: I...ah...don't know boss. I've..ah..never died before..

Charlie: Oh spare me your whinging! Didn't I expressly decree that you would drink hemlock and be embalmed and placed in my tomb beside my marble coffin to serve as my eternal servant in the after life? Surely you could arrange for the shaggin gates to be open in advance? My God the incompetance I have to deal with....

Peter (A tall willowy and very scruffy looking bloke with untidy grey hair and a sulking puss) Greetings, I am Peter, the bearer of the golden keys of Heaven, Christ's Vicar, The Rock on Which the Church is built, the leader of the Apostles...

Charlie: Right here's my coat. Hurry up and open the gates you bearded nitwit! I'd like my own island, some nice shirts, some fine wine, a country villa, a fleet of helicopters, a throne and an iron sceptre.

Mara: I was wondering? Is Marylyn Monroe here? I can't wait to see her gazongas...

Peter: SILENCE!

Mara: Jayzuz...

Charlie: Hang on a minute....

Peter: I must check your names in the Book of the Righteous. Your names?

Charlie: Charles J. Hau... I mean.... Joe Higgins.

Mara: P.J. Mar.. I mean... Fintan O'Toole.

Peter: Oh Yes! You may proceed into Paradise. Welcome good and loyal servants of the Almighty!

A rather short figure clothed in white appears with a unshaven face and sunglasses shining like the sun with a golden crown upon his head and carrying a wooden cross and an electric guitar.

Jesus: Did I hear Joe and Fintan have arrived? Joe I was in prison and you visited me. I was hungry and you gave me food....

Charlie: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Listen, I haven't time to chinwag. Were's the good plonk and the caviar? Can't you see I'm starving and DEAD from thirst?

Mara(mesmerised): Jayzuz your lookin well! Me mother prayed rosaries to you skinning her knees on the stone cobbles...ah.. ah.. (he wipes away a tear).. I'm delighted to meet yah! (embraces Jesus and breaks down in tears of joy).

Jesus: WAIT A MINUTE! YOUR NOT JOE! AND YOUR NOT FINTAN!

Peter: IT'S A RAT TRAP CHARLIE AND YOU'VE BEEN CAUGHT!

Charlie: Now WAIT a SHAGGIN minute...

Mara: Arrah!

Jesus: DEPART FROM ME YE CURSED INTO THE FIRES PREPARED FOR THE SATAN AND HIS ANGELS!

He raises his hand to smite the two imposters with lightening.

(Charlie pulls a shining Harley Davison from under his toga)

Charlie: A friend of mine from Howth wanted to give you this back to you. He's very grateful to you and the rest of U2 but he likes his old Honda 50 to much to part with it.

Jesus: Well... I never really wanted to give it away...

Mara: Ah go on! Don't be so modest! Jayzuz me ol' flower!

Charlie: (Violins begin yo play) Despite my "flawed pedigree," my motives can be judged ultimately only by God but we cannot ignore the fact that I differed from my predecessors in that these motives had been and were widely impugned, most notably but by no means exclusively, by people within my own party, people close to me who had observed my actions for many years and who have made their human, interim judgment on me. They and others, both in and out of public life, have attributed to me an overweening ambition which they do not see as a simple emanation of a desire to serve but rather as a wish to dominate, even to own the State."

Jesus: Well... then hop aboard... There are many rooms in my father's mansions!

Charlie: Any chance of one all for myself?

Jesus: I'm stuck in a moment I can't get out of eh? It's yours. But you can't have my cowboy hat!

(Charlie and Jesus ride together into paradise aboard the motorbike as a choir of angels sing)

But the gates slam shut in Mara's face.

Mara: Well, **** ye!


:2thumbsup:

[InsaneApache]

As citizens of Eire have been able to vote in the UK for the last 70 years, do I get away with it?

:oops:

[Tribesman]

As citizens of Eire have been able to vote in the UK for the last 70 years, do I get away with it?
Yep ,especially when you write..... The man who secretly funded the IRA and moreso himself. not to mention the illegal wiretaps , the tax evasion , perjury and the £8.5 million in bribes (so far as is known) .

You see my naive American friends, he was the acceptable face of lawlessness and terrorism. After all he was the taoiseach.
Shhhhhh . next you will be realy confusing them by saying he was a republican , and his party was the Republican Party, but then again when you add that the oposition was also the Republican party , and the splinter groups were also the republican parties , and the blokes in balaclavas were the republican parties it does get quite confusing .Why can't they just make it simple with the elephant and the donkey .

[Crazed Rabbit]

Tribesman, that really isn't required.

Crazed Rabbit

[Tribesman]

Tribesman, that really isn't required.


what isn't? the shortened title of the topic , or something else.

[solypsist]

15 posts. what a waste.