Almost 1,000,000 posts!!!!

[Devastatin Dave]

Do you guys realise that the Guild almost has 1,000,000 posts!?!??! We're at over 970,000 right now!!! I thought this was amazing and thought I would share. :2thumbsup:

Oh, how many of those posts do you think were spam. Makes you wonder, hmmmmm....:inquisitive:

[Craterus]

We already passed 1,000,000 posts. Check the URL. It tells you what post it is...

[UltraWar]

Hmm... over 30,000 posts left to get.... this will be intresting... :inquisitive:

[Papewaio]

<-- At least 10,000 of them ~;)



Oh, how many of those posts do you think were spam. Makes you wonder, hmmmmm....:inquisitive:

[Zalmoxis]

I didn't help much, but I'm improving everyday.

[Taurus]

Will be nice to reach 1,000,000 posts. :thumbsup:

[edyzmedieval]

I'll take some more time anyhow. ~;)

90% of it was spam....10% is BIG SPAM.

[Lorenzo_H]

Lots of it was spam.

[Duke John]

*everybody ignore Craterus, the spoiler!*

Yeah, I wonder how long it takes who makes the 1,000,000th post?

:wink:

[The Spartan (Returns)]

2 posts of mine was spam i think. (yea not impressive)

[InsaneApache]

This looks like a contender to help get us to the million posts.

+1:sweatdrop:

[Csargo]

1 million here we come

[JAG]

And I only have 10,000 odd?!

I clearly havent been spamming enough...

[Reverend Joe]

2 posts of mine was spam i think. (yea not impressive)
Wow... y'know, that's a wierd coincidence, because I think I might have 2 posts that weren't spam.

I fight for the Org's postcount prestige every day. :2thumbsup:

[IrishMike]

Kegger at Strike's house when we reach the mark..... I'm sure he won't mind.

[Devastatin Dave]

Now, now, this is a serious discussion. Let us not use this as an opportunity to spam the solemn halls of greatness where we come together in brother/sisterhood, mutual respect, and in the pursuit of greater knowledge....






+1
:2thumbsup:

[Divinus Arma]

Threads: 56,643, Posts: 972,691, Members: 14,823

Let's get it to a BILLION starting NOW!

+1 :2thumbsup:



We already passed 1,000,000 posts. Check the URL. It tells you what post it is...

Those extras don't count. They're mod threads and stuffs.

[The Wizard]

About two thousand of these could have been missed, indeed.

[Rodion Romanovich]

Now, now, this is a serious discussion. Let us not use this as an opportunity to spam the solemn halls of greatness where we come together in brother/sisterhood, mutual respect, and in the pursuit of greater knowledge....
I agree, spam is evil... onwards to the millionth post! :charge:

[Kralizec]

Hey JAG, knowing that a full 1% of the orgs posts is yours must really make you feel proud ~;)

[Silver Rusher]

For the sake of a full 1,000,000...

...+1 ~;)

[Beirut]

Next +1 or spam post and it's closed.

[Csargo]

Originally Posted by uhm... The Guild or somethingorother, you know... down at the bottom. heh. Bottom.
Threads: 56,643, Posts: 972,691, Members: 14,823

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Where did you find that at?:juggle2:

Probably a stupid question but hey who cares
:laugh4:

[naut]

We already passed 1,000,000 posts. Check the URL. It tells you what post it is...

You mean the URL that occurs when you reply?

E.g.: "newreply&p=1177388"

EDIT: Odd after I replied this happened in the URL: #post1182367

[Rodion Romanovich]

Next +1 or spam post and it's closed.

+2 :hide: :oops:

@Rythmic: I think the URL includes deleted posts and mods closed messages and so on. The real amount of posts is at the bottom of the main forum page, and it isn't 1M yet.

[doc_bean]

Next +1 or spam post and it's closed.

Would it have counted if I still had +1 in my sig ?

[naut]

@Rythmic: I think the URL includes deleted posts and mods closed messages and so on. The real amount of posts is at the bottom of the main forum page, and it isn't 1M yet.

Does that include PMs aswell??? What do you mean by the bottom of the page? I can't find anything? Am I looking wrong?

[Rodion Romanovich]

Bottom of main page page: https://forums.totalwar.org/vb, but not at bottom of subforum and thread pages.

[naut]

Oh Ok, Thanks. 472 members on at once and a total of 14,897 members ~:eek:

[Rodion Romanovich]

Oh Ok, Thanks.
You're welcome!

[UltraWar]

Oh Ok, Thanks. 472 members on at once and a total of 14,897 members ~:eek:
Let us aim for 1,000,000 members!

[Drisos]

I wonder what the 1.000.000'th post will be.. hopefully it mine :2thumbsup:

[Rodion Romanovich]

Millionth post will be a spam post or a double post or a closed message ~:)

[UglyandHasty]

1,000,000 post, lets celebrate that with my fist spam post


+1 :balloon2:

[Rodion Romanovich]

1,000,000 post, lets celebrate that with my fist spam post


+1 :balloon2:
Uh oh now Beirut will axe this thread because you posted a +1!!! ~:(

[Boohugh]

1 million, wow :dizzy2:

How does that compare to other forums? Does it make us fairly large or...

Anyway, I'm just aiming for 200 posts, its only taken me 3 years and 9 more to go now :sweatdrop:

[UltraWar]

1,000,000 post, lets celebrate that with my fist spam post


+1 :balloon2:

:sweatdrop: This is bad... :sweatdrop:

[doc_bean]

sad to see this thread go down like this...

[UltraWar]

sad to see this thread go down like this...
yes... :shame:

[Beirut]

Uh oh now Beirut will axe this thread because you posted a +1!!! ~:(

On the other hand, this might call for unrestrained Spam for at least a short while.

:evil:

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/horsesass/soup.jpg

[doc_bean]

Long live Beirut !

https://img522.imageshack.us/img522/4932/0003g5ej.jpg

this image is so wasted here

[doc_bean]

I think all the spammers are out too :juggle2:

[Beirut]

I think all the spammers are out too :juggle2:


Too bad for them.

For your viewing pleasure, the number forty-two.

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/horsesass/hitchhiker_42.jpg

[Silver Rusher]

WARNING: DO NOT OPEN UP THE SPOILER! ANY OPENING OF THE SPOILER COULD CAUSE EXTREME DAMAGE TO YOUR MENTAL STABILITY. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

+1

[GeneralHankerchief]

Well... maybe just one spam post. :gah2:


Oh, I need a picture, don't I.


http://home.comcast.net/~general_hankerchief/onlinestorage/fingereye.bmp

[doc_bean]

also for your viewing pleasure

https://img319.imageshack.us/img319/3527/4239ci.jpg

Shadaim !

[Rodion Romanovich]

On the other hand, this might call for unrestrained Spam for at least a short while.

:evil:

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/horsesass/soup.jpg

:jumping: :jumping: :jumping: :jumping: :jumping: :jumping:

[Silver Rusher]

Oh what the hell, it's spam time and I'm nearly at 1,200. +1

[doc_bean]

I'm only on the third page when counting posts...

[doc_bean]

flood control FTL !

[Craterus]

*everybody ignore Craterus, the spoiler!*

Yeah, I wonder how long it takes who makes the 1,000,000th post?

:wink:

Everyone ignores me anyway :bigcry:

The secret to the mystery:
The total at the bottom of the page doesn't include posts in the private MOD(IFICATION) forums. The total in the URL does.

[Silver Rusher]

well if doc_bean can make 4 posts I'm making another one.

+1

[doc_bean]

I still say the mods have a private pr0n forum and that's what makes the amount of posts appear so high

[doc_bean]

well if doc_bean can make 4 posts I'm making another one.

+1

I include funny pictures every so often, it increases the overal value of my posts :2thumbsup:

[Silver Rusher]

Screw this, I'm going up till I reach 1,200

1,198

[Silver Rusher]

1,199 (check post celebrations)

[GeneralHankerchief]

I still say the mods have a private pr0n forum and that's what makes the amount of posts appear so high

Which explains why half of them hide their "last on" thingy. :laugh4:

[doc_bean]

damned, bad timing, 1 second too early :furious3: :furious3: :furious3:

[doc_bean]

Which explains why half of them hide their "last on" thingy. :laugh4:

Share the pr0n

[doc_bean]

bleh solo spamming is boring

[GeneralHankerchief]

But think of the post count, Doc.

[doc_bean]

But think of the post count, Doc.

I dunno, it feels a bit empty raising your postcount like this, my first thousand posts were pretty much all non-spam, I felt pretty good when hitting 1000, now i don't even remember hitting 2k...

[Boohugh]

bleh solo spamming is boring

Let me give you a hand then and see if I can make 200 :2thumbsup:

[Craterus]

The guilt syndrome. Caused the failure of so many spammers. I, however, can continue to shamelessly spam.

[Rodion Romanovich]

bleh solo spamming is boring

I'm coming to the rescue :charge:

[Rodion Romanovich]

I'm on the way to 2,500!!! That's a quarter of ten thousand!!!

[GeneralHankerchief]

And ten thousand is 1% of a million! :medievalcheers:

[Craterus]

Yeah, let's not waste valuable spam-time doing Maths...

[doc_bean]

I'm at 2500, not bad, but considering how long I've been here, not good either

[Boohugh]

I was eating lunch today down by a lake and a duck came and just stood by my feet looking at me, I think it wanted my crisps. True story ~:)

[GeneralHankerchief]

I thought it would be appropriate, this being a thread about coming to a million posts and all.

[doc_bean]

the duck should mind its diet

[Craterus]

Of course.

In other news, I'm listening to the Strokes.

[Boohugh]

Don't worry, I didn't give it any. I've got to go now unfortunately so I'll leave the spamming to the experts :2thumbsup:

[doc_bean]

ah man Tool is playing a few miles from where I live and i'm stuck here :furious3: :furious3: :furious3: :furious3: :furious3:

[Craterus]

Don't worry. You're not missing out on anything.

[doc_bean]

I have nothing interesting to say at this point

[GeneralHankerchief]

Ok, I need Mithrandir for two reasons:

1. To break the deadlock in the mafia vote
2. To show us how true spamming's done

Anyone else need anybody?

[Rodion Romanovich]

wow many posts made in my short abscence...

[doc_bean]

Don't worry. You're not missing out on anything.

:furious3: :furious3: :furious3: :furious3:

As long as they played one pre-lateralus song I would have been happy.

I saw them live a couple of years ago, they are pretty damn good :2thumbsup:

[Rodion Romanovich]

Yeah, let's not waste valuable spam-time doing Maths...

agreed!

:spammer: :spammer: :spammer: :spammer: :spammer:

[Craterus]

Ok, I need Mithrandir for two reasons:

1. To break the deadlock in the mafia vote
2. To show us how true spamming's done

Anyone else need anybody?

Gah, you can do anything with no flood control.

A real spammer has timing to post right after the 20 seconds, avoid the watchful eye of the mods AND get all the posts in.

I'll demonstrate.

[Craterus]

Ok, I need Mithrandir for two reasons:

1. To break the deadlock in the mafia vote
2. To show us how true spamming's done

Anyone else need anybody?

Gah, you can do anything with no flood control.

A real spammer has timing to post right after the 20 seconds, avoid the watchful eye of the mods AND get all the posts in.

I'll demonstrate.

[Craterus]

Like so.

[Rodion Romanovich]

20 seconds?!!! I have a whole minute?!!! Am I considered to be a worse spammer than even the Oh so mighty Craterus Spammicus?!!

[doc_bean]

double posting is quite low...

[Craterus]

and so on

[Silver Rusher]

Look at all this spam

[UglyandHasty]

shamefull spamming


+2

[doc_bean]

I have a minute too

[Rodion Romanovich]

@Craterus: You're quicker than me!

[GeneralHankerchief]

Interesting.

I'd take notes, but I'd rather not have my Org legacy be one of a spammer. ~;p

[Craterus]

20 seconds?!!! I have a whole minute?!!! Am I considered to be a worse spammer than even the Oh so mighty Craterus Spammicus?!!

Aha, my friend. The key is to not get caught and warned. Maybe I should write a book.

How to get a HUGE post count without getting warned. It's all about making it sound on-topic.

[doc_bean]

damn, missed it by a second again

[Craterus]

To really get in the spamming mindset, you should close all other programs.

[Rodion Romanovich]

:elephant:

[Craterus]

...

They can lead to lag, or worse: distraction.

[doc_bean]

I never got warned for spamming !

[Craterus]

Always have inspiration, that is very important

[GeneralHankerchief]

I wonder how long the bosses are giving us.

[Craterus]

Otherwise your posts become meaningless and pointless and are more likely to be recognised as spam.

[Rodion Romanovich]

:juggle2:

[doc_bean]

:oops:

[Silver Rusher]

Jeez

[Craterus]

Don't get your hopes too high. I am expecting this thread to take me to 5,500 but it may get cut short. If one does not meet expectations, it can lead to disappointment and poor spamming form for the future.

[Silver Rusher]

I (bleh)

[Craterus]

Another key point of spamming is to do with World Times:

[Silver Rusher]

was

[Rodion Romanovich]

I never got warned for spamming !

neither did I, but I got backroom warned a long time ago... Maybe backroom flaming is considered worse than spamming? Do you have any backroom warnings? And do Craterus have any of those?

[GeneralHankerchief]

You're most likely going to get cut off at 5,499 knowing the sense of humor some of our mods have.

[Silver Rusher]

here

[Craterus]

KNOW THE LOCATION OF THE MODS!

For ultimate unrestricted spamming, hit the forums when both mods are likely to be offline.

[Silver Rusher]

only

[Silver Rusher]

five

[GeneralHankerchief]

Yes, but that makes them angry. :hide:

[Craterus]

You're most likely going to get cut off at 5,499 knowing the sense of humor some of our mods have.

I have a knack for getting a post in after the "closed" message, but before the thread is closed. It's the talent of a real spammer. :laugh4:

[Silver Rusher]

minutes

[Rodion Romanovich]

All we need to make this evening of spam complete is The Stranger's spam, Abokasee's smiley floods, and Zorba's crazy picture spam!

[Craterus]

So, perhaps more intriguing challenging discussion is in order?

[Silver Rusher]

ago

[GeneralHankerchief]

All we need to make this evening spam complete is The Stranger's spam, Abokasee's smiley floods, and Zorba's crazy picture spam!

Silver Rusher seems to be taking over the Mithrandir role quite nicely. :2thumbsup:

[Silver Rusher]

and

[Craterus]

All we need to make this evening of spam complete is The Stranger's spam, Abokasee's smiley floods, and Zorba's crazy picture spam!

The Stranger? Noooo, he's an amateur.

He publicly recognised me as the better spammer. :2thumbsup:

[Silver Rusher]

look

[Craterus]

Uh-oh, I hear Beirut!

FE FI FO FUM :laugh4:

[GeneralHankerchief]

So, what's your opinion on explosions? Any favorites from movies?

[Silver Rusher]

how

[Craterus]

I need to speed up to reach my target.

[doc_bean]

real life explosions are better

[Silver Rusher]

many

[Craterus]

Ah, I just thought of another tip. Make sure the room is well-lit. I just found myself wasting precious time to turn a light on.

[Silver Rusher]

spam

[Rodion Romanovich]

So, perhaps more intriguing challenging discussion is in order?

Ok then, what's your view on abortion? Or are pirates better than ninjas? :hide:

[Craterus]

As for explosions, I can recommend butane fires.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Very true.

I like 'em at a nice distance away... not too close as to endanger me but close enough so as to get the proper effect.

[Silver Rusher]

posts

[Craterus]

And it appears they are running a no flood-control policy. For us good boys anyway.

[Silver Rusher]

there

[GeneralHankerchief]

Also, a clear view is necessary. I don't want no stinkin' trees blocking me.

[Silver Rusher]

have

[Craterus]

For the rest of you, well, you have to suffer with waiting a minute between each spam.

[Silver Rusher]

been!

[Rodion Romanovich]

The Stranger? Noooo, he's an amateur.

He publicly recognised me as the better spammer. :2thumbsup:

You are The Master, but he is The Apprentice, and He learns fast. The symbiosis in spam caused when the Two Elements meet, is the definition of spam as a form of art.

[Craterus]

Well, this will be my 5,500th post and it appears not to have been prevented by the axe.

Another victory over Beirut ~;)

[Silver Rusher]

Excellent, I have just written a sentence broken up into single word posts.

[GeneralHankerchief]

There HAS been, Silver Rusher.

Spamming is no excuse for being lazy with proper grammar. ~;P

[Beirut]

Closed for the moment.

Will re-open... later.

:balloon2:

Open again.

[Silver Rusher]

Oh, and Craterus, congrats on the post count.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Nevermind my last spam post. SR's grammar was correct. :wall:

[naut]

I hate spam ~;)

[GeneralHankerchief]

I just realized something.

Mods opened this up to be a legit spam thread while The Stranger is banned (for spamming most likely).

Oh, the sweet irony of it all. :laugh4:

[Csargo]

I hate spam ~;)

Yeah Spam is pretty nasty.:juggle2:

[naut]

I just realized something.

Mods opened this up to be a legit spam thread while The Stranger is banned (for spamming most likely).

Oh, the sweet irony of it all. :laugh4:

:laugh4:

Oh yeh and Warman88 aswell

[Csargo]

:juggle2:

[naut]

Thats very unimaganiative spam Csar. :no:

[Csargo]

I guess I'll give this a try.

[naut]

Of course you'll try ~;)

[Csargo]

:balloon2:
Thats very unimaganiative spam Csar. :no:

Thank you thats what I was going for.:balloon2:

[Csargo]

Since the spice saffron is so expensive, knowledgeable chefs don't want to waste it. They never use wooden utensils when mixing saffron. Wood tends to absorb it easily.

Don't ask and I won't tell

[naut]

I'm going for .... um, er maybe breakfast?

[Csargo]

What would you like?

[naut]

Since the spice saffron is so expensive, knowledgeable chefs don't want to waste it. They never use wooden utensils when mixing saffron. Wood tends to absorb it easily.

Really quite fascinating really :balloon:

[naut]

Well, this thread is quite intresting.

Thank you Craterus for teaching me how to spam! ~;)

[Csargo]

I thought so too.

[naut]

Do you know what would be really interesting?

[Csargo]

In his autobiography, comedian Bob Hope acknowledged the importance of having good writers. He wrote, "I was in this crowded elevator, and this little old lady turned around and stared in my face. 'Bob Hope,' she said. 'Say something cute.' So of course I said, 'Avocado.' It's pretty hard to say something cute unless you have your cute writers right beside you."

Useless knowledge

[Csargo]

What?

[naut]

Almost like the time when there was that guy at that place. Did you see him?

[naut]

No i don't know what would be interesting, thats why I asked.

[Csargo]

In the Middle Ages, people believed in the power of celery as an infallible means to have a boy. If the stalk was placed under a pregnant woman’s bed without her knowledge, and if the first name she pronounced was that of a man, it was guaranteed that her child would be a boy.

[Csargo]

I sure didn't.

[naut]

Wow, and vikings believed they were made from the sweet of a giant.

[naut]

woops sweat not sweet

[Csargo]

I wish I had a dollar for everytime someone messes up i would be rich.

[naut]

if i had a nickel for everytime, I would be richer than you

[naut]

Ooh I've got a joke. Whats the difference between a canary?

[Csargo]

Ooh I've got a joke. Whats the difference between a canary?

Wait that doesn't make sense.:furious3:

[Beirut]

Thank you all and goodnight. :bow:

Closed.