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InsaneApache
06-24-2006, 11:11
From todays Times I thought I'd share with you all..


The English scam

The Nigerian Government dutifully warns citizens about British fraudsters

Dear Sir,

First, I must solicit your strictest confidence in this transaction. This is by virtue of its nature as being utterly confidential and Top Secret. I am sure and have confidence of your reliability to prosecute a transaction of significant magnitude involving a transaction requiring maximum confidence.

My name is Sir Roderic Murgatroyd, CH, OM, PHISH, the 21st Baronet. I represent a consortium of all the Baronets in the United Kingdom. We have been asked, in STRICTEST CONFIDENCE, by Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth the Second, to arrange for the sale of Buckingham Palace. Obviously she cannot do this in her own name, because of questions of Magna Carta and lèse-majesté. We cannot use her bankers, Coutts & Co, for fear of premature leakage. I have therefore been delegated, as a matter of trust, by my colleagues to secure a Commonwealth partner, into whose account we would transfer the sum of £21,320,000.00 Sterling. All we ask is £10,000 in advance expenses.

Hence we are writing you this letter. We have agreed to share the money thus: 1.20 per cent for the account owner; 2.70 per cent for Her Majesty; 3.10 per cent to be used in settling taxation and all local and foreign expenses. Please note that this transaction is 100 per cent safe, and we hope to commence the transfer latest seven (7) banking days from the date of the receipt of the following — the cash and your Lagos account number. The above information will enable us to write letters of property description. We look forward to doing this business with you and solicit your extreme confidentiality in this transaction.

:wideeyed:

UltraWar
06-24-2006, 11:14
:laugh4:

AntiochusIII
06-24-2006, 11:30
OH MY GOD!

That's SUCH a brilliant idea. Let's scam the hell out of Nigeria together!

littlelostboy
06-24-2006, 11:49
:laugh4: :laugh4:

L'Impresario
06-24-2006, 12:05
Ermm, Sir Roderic Murgatroyd from "Ruddigore"?
:dizzy2:

InsaneApache
06-24-2006, 13:18
Ermm, Sir Roderic Murgatroyd from "Ruddigore"?
:dizzy2:

Indeed.

Peasant Phill
06-26-2006, 12:12
it's a common scam which uses a variaty of stories. I once got such a mail from a minister from Sierra Leone. He chose ME personaly to make an account to transfer his embezzled millions to.

I can see why he chose me, can you?

Kralizec
06-26-2006, 12:19
Haha :laugh4:

macsen rufus
06-26-2006, 15:46
Sir Roderic Murgatroyd, CH, OM, PHISH

Nice one :laugh4:

The Stranger
06-26-2006, 15:58
not funny...i've been victim of this scam...i send for atleast 5000 cans of soda...and that is alot of money

Avicenna
06-26-2006, 18:47
That's some pretty expensive soda you got there, Umeu. :inquisitive:

Silver Rusher
06-26-2006, 22:45
£2500 is a lot of money to a lot of people, Tiberius.

As for the main story, this kind of scam is common in many varieties as Peasant Phill said. The most annoying one is when Barbara (or whatever her name is) from Florida with a recording telling you you have won a penthouse in Florida. Have you seen that recent ad about postal fraud? (UK only) It gives a good idea of it.

ArnoldLol
06-28-2006, 14:26
ive been targeted by the nigerian 411 fraud (or whatevr it is called) twice though i just deleted their mails and never responded. it said that a far away relative died and that you inherited a lot of money but to get it, you must pay money first...yeah right

caravel
06-29-2006, 21:24
My relative HRH Princess Majibuhutangudahu (sp) of Nigeria died last year and left me her fortune, I still haven't gotten over this tragic loss.

***blows nose, then weeps uncontrollably before departing the thread***

Csargo
06-30-2006, 04:04
You gotta be pretty dumb to fall for that or really smart. I haven't decided which one.

Lehesu
06-30-2006, 06:57
Has anybody seen that Dilbert cartoon with Ratbert and the Nigerian Scam? Priceless.

Ayachuco
06-30-2006, 16:06
This is the dumbest question that anyone can ask but how are UK, Britain, England, Ireland, and scottland related?

InsaneApache
06-30-2006, 16:22
This is the dumbest question that anyone can ask but how are UK, Britain, England, Ireland, and scottland related? (you forgot Wales :sweatdrop: )

OK I'll give it a try.

The UK is the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. This is one country, comprising of the Kingdoms of England and Scotland, the Principality of Wales and the province of Northern Ireland (The six counties of Ulster).

The head of state is Her Britannic Majesty, Queen Elzabeth II (http://www.answers.com/topic/queen-elizabeth-ii)

Britain, or more correctly the British Isles comprisises all of the above, but also includes the Republic of Ireland.

Which, as you would suspect, being a republic, has a President (http://july.fixedreference.org/en/20040724/wikipedia/Republic_of_Ireland) as the head of state.

As for how we are all related, well it's a bit incestuous really.....:laugh4: