Dev Dave's been holding out on us...

[English assassin]

How's the music career going Dave?

http://arts.guardian.co.uk/gallery/image/0,8543,-10305055279,00.html

Funnily enough, this is JUST how I imagined he'd look.

[English assassin]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=devastatin+dave

He's even in the dictionary for the love of God ! (NB there are some rude words in his definition. Not surprisingly to those of us who know him.)

Can it get any more awesome I ask?

[Kralizec]

Well done English Assasin, AdrianII only beat you with about 6 months on finding that pic :sweatdrop:
~;)

EDIT: new album
http://www.transbuddha.com/images/uploads/devastatin_dave.jpg

[doc_bean]

Well done English Assasin, AdrianII only beat you with about 6 months on finding that pic :sweatdrop:
~;)

EDIT: new album
http://www.transbuddha.com/images/uploads/devastatin_dave.jpg

I've even seen it here before that iirc. It's also on a list of worst album covers ever.

[English assassin]

Oops, Well it was new to me, anyway.

[Ser Clegane]

Actually that cover which was shown in a thread about bad album covers quite a while ago was the very reason why "daveinkorea" became "Devastatin' Dave" ~:)

[English assassin]

Alright alright, so I wasn't paying attention and now everyone knows...lock teh thread already, and lets forget all about it shall we.

[InsaneApache]

No. You will have to pay attention in future. :laugh4:

[Kralizec]

No not teh lock :help:

Let's have our own cover contest. How about:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ef/Cov_gunther_big.jpg

I have to say Gunthers moustache pwns Devdave. Sure Dave is "deliciously ribbed and lubed" but that's not apparent from the cover.

[Watchman]

...is that the "You Touch My Tralala" Günther...?

[Lemur]

I've said it before, and I'll say it again:


https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/steven_seagal_1.jpg

[edit]

Ooooh, I found a review ...


Songs from the Crystal Cave

After seeing Out For Justice when I was seven, I was scared of the dark, the spooky woods out back of my house and Steven Seagal. I was petrified of Seagal because he seemed to be able to kill people just by looking, or in his case squinting, at them. Of course it didn't help that my older brother kept telling me that Seagal lurked in the woods, waiting for the day he could cruelly use his mysterious Japanese arts of silent assassination on one terrified little boy. The man was a demonic force that haunted all my childhood nightmares, like a latter day Michael Jackson. So, 16 years later, Steven Seagal releases an album entitled Songs from the Crystal Cave and, as part of my therapy, I volunteered to review it, thinking it couldn't be that bad, Seagal was just an actor and had nothing against me. I was wrong. Steven Seagal still hates me; he hates everyone with ears. Given the skill level of many of the musicians involved - including surprisingly enough Seagal himself - the album has some genuinely impressive moments, with one or two pretty nice laid-back soul tunes at the beginning. But later, the music began to scare the living daylights out of me because it was so bad, it was positively evil. Pseudo-political tracks like the reggaetastic War, his absolutely tragic attempts to bastardise world music in Not For Sale or his embarrassing chatter over Jealousy have lyrics that are the worst kind of political celebrity cheese. They're so bad that they make you forget why it is you listen to music at all. They're the musical equivalent of rotten milk. GodÖ I'm so dead. Rory McGrath

[doc_bean]

https://img513.imageshack.us/img513/6320/cover13sc.jpg

https://img477.imageshack.us/img477/7316/cover54ry.jpg

https://img374.imageshack.us/img374/464/cover66wv.jpg

https://img49.imageshack.us/img49/8624/cover81qd.jpg

https://img470.imageshack.us/img470/6509/cover170zh.jpg

[Reverend Joe]

Oh, yeah?

https://img464.imageshack.us/img464/9211/pink20floyd2020pulse2020front2.jpg
https://img361.imageshack.us/img361/1158/thefinalcut7rj.png

:bigcry:

[Dutch_guy]

I've said it before, and I'll say it again:

After seeing Out For Justice when I was seven, I was scared of the dark, the spooky woods out back of my house and Steven Seagal. I was petrified of Seagal because he seemed to be able to kill people just by looking, or in his case squinting, at them. Of course it didn't help that my older brother kept telling me that Seagal lurked in the woods, waiting for the day he could cruelly use his mysterious Japanese arts of silent assassination on one terrified little boy. The man was a demonic force that haunted all my childhood nightmares, like a latter day Michael Jackson. So, 16 years later, Steven Seagal releases an album entitled Songs from the Crystal Cave and, as part of my therapy, I volunteered to review it, thinking it couldn't be that bad, Seagal was just an actor and had nothing against me. I was wrong. Steven Seagal still hates me; he hates everyone with ears. Given the skill level of many of the musicians involved - including surprisingly enough Seagal himself - the album has some genuinely impressive moments, with one or two pretty nice laid-back soul tunes at the beginning. But later, the music began to scare the living daylights out of me because it was so bad, it was positively evil. Pseudo-political tracks like the reggaetastic War, his absolutely tragic attempts to bastardise world music in Not For Sale or his embarrassing chatter over Jealousy have lyrics that are the worst kind of political celebrity cheese. They're so bad that they make you forget why it is you listen to music at all. They're the musical equivalent of rotten milk. GodÖ I'm so dead. Rory McGrath[/indent]

:laugh4:

Best review I've ever read, thanks for posting!

:balloon2:

[Csargo]

Well that made me laugh.

[Lemur]

Right back atcha ...


https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/karatist.jpg

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/gaydogs.jpg

[Watchman]

:rtwyes:
Approved, the lot of them.

...these things are hysterical.

[drone]

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/karatist.jpg
Is it just me, or does that guy look like Mike Myers?

[Lemur]

All of my Google powers are failing me, for I cannot get any hard info about Mike Crain, the Karatist Preacher. Oh well. At least I found this:


https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/stuffparty.jpg

[doc_bean]

https://img520.imageshack.us/img520/1278/0322g1rf.jpg

[Mount Suribachi]

Actually that cover which was shown in a thread about bad album covers quite a while ago was the very reason why "daveinkorea" became "Devastatin' Dave" ~:)

Yep, starting that thread was probly my greatest contribution to Org culture! :laugh4: I tried searching for it, but I think its lost in the unsearchable depths of the Tavern- its certainly pre frontroom.

[Devastatin Dave]

Yep, starting that thread was probly my greatest contribution to Org culture! :laugh4: I tried searching for it, but I think its lost in the unsearchable depths of the Tavern- its certainly pre frontroom.
Man, those were some good times...
You're googling me EA? Well spank my hariy butt pink and call me Sally.:knuddel:
God i love threads like this, it definitly feeds my need for self gratification!!! I love you EA, my little sugar nipple.:laugh4:

[Quietus]

All of my Google powers are failing me, for I cannot get any hard info about Mike Crain, the Karatist Preacher. Oh well. At least I found this:


https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/stuffparty.jpg
Beatles-influenced :laugh4: (wait 'till Gawain sees this).

[Crazed Rabbit]

Hmm, hasn't this been discussed several times, begining some years ago? ~;p

Crazed Rabbit

[English assassin]

Man, those were some good times...
You're googling me EA? Well spank my hariy butt pink and call me Sally.:knuddel:
God i love threads like this, it definitly feeds my need for self gratification!!! I love you EA, my little sugar nipple.:laugh4:


You're welcome, Sal. Although the album cover came first, and only then I got that "I's got to know" feeling.


Hmm, hasn't this been discussed several times, begining some years ago?

Woah, wait, since when was THAT a reason not to raise a topic in the backroom?

[doc_bean]

https://img405.imageshack.us/img405/8687/aaatino17ru.jpg

[doc_bean]

just posted this in the frontroom so might as well post it here...

https://img408.imageshack.us/img408/8927/0003g9ts.jpg

Dedicated to Beirut !

[doc_bean]

one more for the road:


https://img520.imageshack.us/img520/8415/heino1cm.jpg

Deutschland uber allen ! or whatever...

[Crazed Rabbit]

ARGH! It is the devil, in record cover form! Kill the beast!


Woah, wait, since when was THAT a reason not to raise a topic in the backroom?

Touché. But you were acting like i'ts never been discussed...

Crazed Rabbit

[Ser Clegane]

one more for the road:

Schwarzbraun ist die Haselnuss... :thrasher: :glasses2:

:help:

[Byzantine Mercenary]

I've said it before, and I'll say it again:


https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/steven_seagal_1.jpg

[edit]

[/indent]

if only that was the worst of his crimes...

http://www.agonybooth.com/agonizer/article.asp?Id=0000006


For those of you who haven't heard, washed-up martial arts action star Steven Seagal recently decided to branch out into the energy drink market. He's released his very own black-canned competitor to the likes of Full Throttle and Rock Star, a beverage going by the name of Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt. "While other energy drinks try to just throw a bunch of cheap caffeine and other drugs into your system," the official website declares, "Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt provides you with the TRUE ENERGY you need."

Clearly, this was the most preposterous thing anyone had ever seen or heard, judging by the number of blogs that spent several days debating whether or not it was all an elaborate hoax.

Well, I'm here to tell you it's for real. Steven Seagal, former bodyguard turned actor, who once claimed to have worked for the CIA, and who now claims to be a reincarnated Tibetan lama (though not a reincarnated llama, which is probably closer to the truth), has taken time out from his busy direct-to-video acting career and burgeoning singing career [!] to develop a brand new kind of energy drink. I know this much is true, because I've purchased and consumed exactly two (2) cans of Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt in both of its powerful flavors: "Asian Experience" and "Cherry Charge".

[Lemur]

It's not enough to talk about Segal's energy drink. We need to see it in all its glory. Behold!


https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/SegalEnergyDrink.gif

[English assassin]

Hey, he's got that same "slight-gastric-discomfort" look on his face on the drink can as he has on the album cover. And in all of his films.

Its a swizz.