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Lemur
06-28-2006, 22:01
And it's brilliant. (http://www.alzarqawismomsblog.com/index.php)


ONCE MORE YOU ARE ALL FILTH

Greetings to all of my fans and pigeaters destined to have their flesh ripped to pieces in fiery rings of Hell! I met Tom Cruise at a party for Oprah and Ralph, and he seemed like a nice fellow. Short, but nice. He started to talk to me about thetans and I tuned him out. I am getting used to LA, but so many pigeaters. Where do they come from? I have hired one as my accountant, but secretly i detest him. Or do i? I don't know anymore. His investment advice has been sound. Right now, I wish my beloved son were here to offer advice.

He would say, "mom, please let me behead him."

THAT was his answer for everything. I miss him so.

I can't be on this thing for long. I am going to Bush Gardens. I was hoping to go there to confront Bush, but I was told he would not be there, and i would have to make do with a vigil in front of the log ride. Later, I am having lunch with the people at Dreamworks. I hoped they don't serve pasta salad again with Poland Spring. Always with the Poland Spring.

gotta run.
Death to the west and all that crap!!!


https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/zarquawimom.jpg (http://www.alzarqawismomsblog.com/index.php)

x-dANGEr
06-28-2006, 22:13
Lol.. They are a little family in Zarqa (Around 20 KMs away from where I live), who don't know how read and write in arabic (That is his mom), nonetheless reading and writing english, and even making a blog, better yet, accessing the internet.

UglyandHasty
06-29-2006, 01:08
LOL nice find Lemur !

IrishArmenian
06-30-2006, 23:01
Absolutely hilrious.

Csargo
06-30-2006, 23:04
hilarious

GoreBag
07-01-2006, 03:54
I wonder who writes it.

Oaty
07-01-2006, 07:19
I wonder who writes it.


Al-Zarqawi's Mom of course

Navaros
07-01-2006, 07:56
I never find anything funny about thread titles that are lies.

GoreBag
07-01-2006, 18:34
Al-Zarqawi's Mom of course

Silly me.