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He hasn't posted since last Friday. That's rather unusual for him. Has anyone heard from him? I like SftS, even though we disagree on many things. He keeps things lively around here. I'm just a tad concerned.
There are only two possible explanations. (1) He's dead, or (2) he found a woman of low morals to, um, have activities with.
doc_bean
06-28-2006, 22:25
He was here unday according to the Org itself.
But once again I agree with the Lemur's conclusions :help:
Big_John
06-28-2006, 22:48
He was here unday according to the Org itself.
But once again I agree with the Lemur's conclusions :help:"unday"? holy crap that's not even a real day!! i have a bad feeling about this!
Red Peasant
06-28-2006, 22:58
He has renounced the evils of 'iced tea' and come over to the side of real tea. Even now he sups at the altar of Earl Grey and cannot bring himself to show his face to his fellow .orgers for his ignominious volte face. :laugh4:
Leet Eriksson
06-28-2006, 23:21
Yeah hes been missing for a few days. I really miss his awesome posts too ~:(
Please come back ~:mecry:
Soulforged
06-29-2006, 00:12
Let's see, last time he posted he was trying to find a way to getting rid of vomit on the carpet... So I guess he's still passed out or campaining for some crazy Texas politician known for extreme behavior.:2thumbsup:
Let's see, last time he posted he was trying to find a way to getting rid of vomit on the carpet... So I guess he's still passed out or campaining for some crazy Texas politician known for extreme behavior.:2thumbsup:
Maybe he's all caught up in the most recent controversy in the Texas Gubernatorial race. It seems one of the two independent candidates, Carole Keeton Strayhorn, wants the ballot to show her as Carole Keeton "Grandma" Strayhorn. It's causing quite a furor. Is it a slogan? Does it belong on the ballot?
Kinky Friedman, who I assume Soulforged was eluding to in the comment about SftS campaigning for someone, had this to say about it:
"She can call herself Carole Cougar Mellencamp if she wants, but when it comes to the ballot she should have to follow the law. Hell, I've been Kinky for 40 years!"
Kinky objects to "Grandma" but his name is Richard S. Friedman, not Kinky. Will he be on the ballot as Kinky Friedman, Richard S. "Kinky" Friedman, or just Richard S. Friedman?
Texas politics. Love it or hate it; it sure can be entertaining. Or maybe it's more like a train wreck. You just can't turn away. Heh.
Miss ya, SftS! Where are ya?
(Please note: the above post is designed to ellicit some response from the afore-mentioned StrikefortheSouth and is in no way an endorsement of any of the certifiable nut-cases currently running for public office).
(Please note: the above note contains a reference to nut-cases in an attempt to evoke a response from SftS and should not be construed as an endorsement of nut-cases or a comment on nut-cases in politics in general or a suggestion that politicians are all nut-cases or a suggestion that Texans are nut-c... ah screw it, this could go on forever - A. Llama)
There are only two possible explanations. (1) He's dead, or (2) he found a woman of low morals to, um, have activities with.
Or maybe he's passed out in a ditch somewhere:book:
UglyandHasty
06-29-2006, 01:06
he's been kidnap by the Texas club !
littlelostboy
06-29-2006, 02:54
Maybe he's a bank manager and been kidnapped by the Sleepover Bandits.
Reverend Joe
06-29-2006, 03:11
I think he might have just gotten lucky, as alluded to in post #2.
:2thumbsup: Congrats, Strike. Real life being kind for once?
Strike probably forgot his own rules on getting drunk. Act as you preach strike, act as you preach.
Rodion Romanovich
06-29-2006, 09:59
Bring SFTS back!!! :furious3: :furious3: :furious3: :furious3:
Avicenna
06-29-2006, 13:56
he's been kidnap by the Texas club !
Oh dear, he's starting to speak Texan!
Sing it with me ... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Give_Up_The_Funk_(Tear_The_Roof_Off_The_Sucker))
We want the Strike! Give us the Strike! Awwwww -- we want the Strike! Give us that Strike! We're gonna turn this mother out!
Guys. School's out for summer. He's probably drinking, camping, drinkcamping, or involved with any number of other leisure activities that involve drinking. He'll be back when the parties lull.
Oh, sure, that's if you want to be all reasonable and logical about it. Me, I think he's been taken by aliens for their breeding program. You know, the anal probes and all of that. Much more likely.
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/alien_abduction_2.gif
doc_bean
06-29-2006, 18:49
Oh, sure, that's if you want to be all reasonable and logical about it. Me, I think he's been taken by aliens for their breeding program. You know, the anal probes and all of that. Much more likely.
Breeding programs with anal probes ? No wonder they've been unsuccesful for the last 50 years :dizzy2:
Breeding programs with anal probes ? No wonder they've been unsuccesful for the last 50 years :dizzy2:
Dang it! Soda on the keyboard again! :laugh4:
Evil_Maniac From Mars
06-29-2006, 22:14
Oh, sure, that's if you want to be all reasonable and logical about it. Me, I think he's been taken by aliens for their breeding program. You know, the anal probes and all of that. Much more likely.
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/alien_abduction_2.gif
The Empire of the Planet of Mars declines comment.
Papewaio
06-30-2006, 03:44
Breeding programs with anal probes ? No wonder they've been unsuccesful for the last 50 years :dizzy2:
That explains why there is so many more lawyers in the last 50 years...
Gregoshi
06-30-2006, 04:08
That's the problem with lawyers - someone always gets it in the end... ~D
:laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:
And on the subject of SFTS he's a big boy he can take care of himself.
Gregoshi
06-30-2006, 05:44
Did he have any vacation/holiday plans? Any summer camps? There are a few possibilities, but you'd think he'd mention something like that before disappearing.
LeftEyeNine
06-30-2006, 05:50
The best Texan on earth is a drunk and unconscious Texan. Let him do it. :smoking:
Blodrast
06-30-2006, 18:46
pfffft, it's obvious why he's missing - the vomit didn't come all the way out of the carpet...
Strike For The South
07-01-2006, 16:42
My mum warned me about people like yall:laugh4:
Big_John
07-01-2006, 17:27
He lives!i'm still worried about him..
Evil_Maniac From Mars
07-01-2006, 17:31
He lives!
i'm still worried about him..
:laugh4:
Nice to see your alive SFTS
I'm still worried about him. How do we know the new Strike isn't the Pod Strike? I saw Invasion of the Body Snatchers, so I know how these things work ...
InsaneApache
07-02-2006, 23:42
A carpet vomit DNA tset? :inquisitive:
My mum warned me about people like yall:laugh4:
Damn, I was going to say you were dead.:embarassed:
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