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littlelostboy
07-01-2006, 23:34
I'm not an American and have never been to the U.S. my whole life, except if you include me as a three year old kid going to Disneyland in California (is it?) and Planet Hollywood. Well, found an article on the Net about why its so great to be a guy in America.

50 Reasons Why It's Good to be an American Man (In No Particular Order) (http://lifestyle.msn.com/men/articlees.aspx?cp-documentid=576797&GT1=8369)
Al Khalifah
07-01-2006, 23:38
But China outnumbers them 4 to 1... the sleeping dragon will awake soon. Then, there will be no time for "Tater tots."



P.S what is a tater tot?
Aenlic
07-02-2006, 00:07
P.S what is a tater tot?

A Tater Tot is the child of a very dangerous criminal known as Tater Salad. You must be very wary.
JAG
07-02-2006, 00:30
Best reason is baseball, what a great game.
Aenlic
07-02-2006, 00:32
Best reason is baseball, what a great game.

Not if you're an Astros fan like me. I generally just call them the DisAstros or the Lastros. Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory once again. (sigh)
Sasaki Kojiro
07-02-2006, 00:45
I guess I agree with about...5 of those. What's with the food, seriously.
Somebody Else
07-02-2006, 01:06
The handful that I might even consider... are rather conveniently exported. (Unfortunately, so are the rest)

And I take exception to no. 48.
mercian billman
07-02-2006, 01:10
P.S what is a tater tot?

It's a small cylindrical shaped food that comes from potatoes.
JAG
07-02-2006, 01:10
Not if you're an Astros fan like me. I generally just call them the DisAstros or the Lastros. Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory once again. (sigh)

Got a good victory today, great pitching...

Got the rocket...

:p

Another good thing about America is The West Wing, what a great show.
whyidie
07-02-2006, 01:32
11. Texas Pete hot sauce.

12. Tater Tots.


The guys must be a fan of Chick -fil-a:

http://www.chick-fil-a.com/

Some of those guys reasons stunk. Deportion!
Al Khalifah
07-02-2006, 11:30
Well. I'm going to America in a week or so. I'll take this as a checklist of things to see if they're great or not (except maybe deportation).

If I agree with
41 - 50: Land of the Free.
31 - 40: Land of the alright.
11 - 30: Land of the mediocre.
1 - 10: Land of the pretty damn shit.
0: France.
littlelostboy
07-02-2006, 12:54
:laugh4: , nice checklist.
Aenlic
07-03-2006, 09:20
Got a good victory today, great pitching...

Got the rocket...

:p

Another good thing about America is The West Wing, what a great show.

They've won two in a row. It must be because I haven't been watching them. If I watch, they lose. If I don't watch, they win. Oooh! Brilliant! Maybe I can convince them to pay me to watch porn! :laugh4:
doc_bean
07-03-2006, 10:20
Another good thing about America is The West Wing, what a great show.

I dunno, there was an episode on last night where they had to elect a Supreme Court judge and it was pretty bad.
yesdachi
07-03-2006, 15:33
I was expecting a better list.

Tater Tots (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tater_Tots) are good.

Ore-Ida's (http://www.oreida.com/varieties/funshapes.aspx) are my fav!
Al Khalifah
07-03-2006, 15:36
I nearly lost all faith in America last night. I thought for a nearly half an hour that all justice was lost from the world and that the President's actions were going to go unpunished.
But then Jack Bauer pulled one out of the bag and managed to get that sonofabitch down in the end. Hurray for freedom! Unfortunately, America is likely to be in a lot of danger for the foreseable future now the Chinese have Jack - let's be honest, he is your only line of defence.