Dol Guldur
07-07-2006, 13:48
Yes, it's that time of year again and we are preparing for the TIC Dictionary of Modding. Please state whether your word is a noun, verb etc. and give examples where they are necessary.
Approved Entries (as of 11th July, 2006):
All-nighter, noun. An impressive duration of time and expression of effort to everyone except modders, who pull them regularly and see the invoking of one as base. Submitted by snevets
Beta, noun. 1 modder's definition, unfinished mod that is still work-in-progress, but is released nonetheless to recieve comments and critics and discover any left over bugs; 2 player's definition, a bad mod with lots of annoying bugs. Submitted by Duke John
Coder, noun. Modder who spends 24/7 making mods. Then spends another 24/7 fixing the bugs he accidentally added. Submitted by Lusted
Dream-mod, noun. A mod where, despite having no skill in any area of modding or even any sense of grammar or spelling, the leader of the mod still believes that his chosen obscure time-period/fantasy setting which could never work as a mod will still take off and become hugely successful and popular. See also: dodo mod. Submitted by Silver Rusher
Modder, noun. Person afflicted with the need to change something from its original state into one that is (or is perceived as) better. Generally of pale complexion with bloodshot eyes. Submitted by Dol Guldur
Modding research, noun: the act of experimenting to discover something that is already known to someone else and could have been resolved within ten seconds had the informed party not refused to help shed light on the matter - see also, Government. Submitted by Wlesmana
Mod Leader, noun. 1 self-appointed leader in need of modellers and coders to realise his idea; 2 modder who attracts a following and as a consequence becomes a mod leader; 3 a true leader who has got the people skills to manage a team properly; 4 a frustrated optimist who still cannot understand why only 10% of a modding team truely contributes. Submitted by Duke John
Modding Question, noun. A question that has been asked many times before but which the asker is unable to find despite the answer being two threads down from his own post containing the question. Acute MQs are often typified by the poster phrasing the question in one of two forms: (1) The I-can't-be-bothered-to-be-anything-but-vague-and-I-don't-care-about-future-thread-searches form which one must click on to find out what on earth it is referring to (a common example of this type is "I have a question", which really is not surprising as they are actually making a new thread in a forum called "Modding Questions"), and (2) the this-will-make-them-look form which tugs at a modder's sense of wanting to know something new by leaving the question mark off the end of the question so, for example, rather than reading "How To Mod the New Cas Files in Alexander?" we read "How To Mod the New Cas Files in Alexander!". Submitted by Dol Guldur
Suggestions Thread, noun. 1. A diversion device used by modders to distract fans so that work on the mod can be done whilst fans request their wildest fantasies be included. 2. A never-to-be-included-in-this-mod list.
Total Conversion, noun. An amount of work where, as each step is completed, an additional amount is added exponentially leaving it scientifically impossible of ever being completed - see also, punishment of Sisyphus. (1) Submitted by Epistolary Richard
End Notes
1. Sisyphus. One of the first modders of the ancient world who studied rock textures and researched boulder size and mused upon their projectile value, though had to make do with a rather more manual approach when what he thought was softcoded turned out to be hardcoded. Link: http://stripe.colorado.edu/~morristo/sisyphus.html
Approved Entries (as of 11th July, 2006):
All-nighter, noun. An impressive duration of time and expression of effort to everyone except modders, who pull them regularly and see the invoking of one as base. Submitted by snevets
Beta, noun. 1 modder's definition, unfinished mod that is still work-in-progress, but is released nonetheless to recieve comments and critics and discover any left over bugs; 2 player's definition, a bad mod with lots of annoying bugs. Submitted by Duke John
Coder, noun. Modder who spends 24/7 making mods. Then spends another 24/7 fixing the bugs he accidentally added. Submitted by Lusted
Dream-mod, noun. A mod where, despite having no skill in any area of modding or even any sense of grammar or spelling, the leader of the mod still believes that his chosen obscure time-period/fantasy setting which could never work as a mod will still take off and become hugely successful and popular. See also: dodo mod. Submitted by Silver Rusher
Modder, noun. Person afflicted with the need to change something from its original state into one that is (or is perceived as) better. Generally of pale complexion with bloodshot eyes. Submitted by Dol Guldur
Modding research, noun: the act of experimenting to discover something that is already known to someone else and could have been resolved within ten seconds had the informed party not refused to help shed light on the matter - see also, Government. Submitted by Wlesmana
Mod Leader, noun. 1 self-appointed leader in need of modellers and coders to realise his idea; 2 modder who attracts a following and as a consequence becomes a mod leader; 3 a true leader who has got the people skills to manage a team properly; 4 a frustrated optimist who still cannot understand why only 10% of a modding team truely contributes. Submitted by Duke John
Modding Question, noun. A question that has been asked many times before but which the asker is unable to find despite the answer being two threads down from his own post containing the question. Acute MQs are often typified by the poster phrasing the question in one of two forms: (1) The I-can't-be-bothered-to-be-anything-but-vague-and-I-don't-care-about-future-thread-searches form which one must click on to find out what on earth it is referring to (a common example of this type is "I have a question", which really is not surprising as they are actually making a new thread in a forum called "Modding Questions"), and (2) the this-will-make-them-look form which tugs at a modder's sense of wanting to know something new by leaving the question mark off the end of the question so, for example, rather than reading "How To Mod the New Cas Files in Alexander?" we read "How To Mod the New Cas Files in Alexander!". Submitted by Dol Guldur
Suggestions Thread, noun. 1. A diversion device used by modders to distract fans so that work on the mod can be done whilst fans request their wildest fantasies be included. 2. A never-to-be-included-in-this-mod list.
Total Conversion, noun. An amount of work where, as each step is completed, an additional amount is added exponentially leaving it scientifically impossible of ever being completed - see also, punishment of Sisyphus. (1) Submitted by Epistolary Richard
End Notes
1. Sisyphus. One of the first modders of the ancient world who studied rock textures and researched boulder size and mused upon their projectile value, though had to make do with a rather more manual approach when what he thought was softcoded turned out to be hardcoded. Link: http://stripe.colorado.edu/~morristo/sisyphus.html