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Papewaio
07-19-2006, 02:19
Aka the:
Smugglers Den,
Budgie cage,
Speedo's R US.
And in an effort to make the Org less sexist this is the thread for people who want to post PG 13+ pics of Guys.
PS: This should have the same effect as the Conservative Club does in attracting non-Conservatives.
Reverend Joe
07-19-2006, 02:21
:stare:
Somebody Else
07-19-2006, 02:24
I'm not sure whether to laugh, cry, or put a picture of John Prescott up.
well you have fun with that
Papewaio
07-19-2006, 02:39
Well this is the Backroom for Members only.
As you now know where the pics will be you can avoid seeing them in the rest of the PG rated site.
:laugh4:
Vladimir
07-19-2006, 02:41
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Byzantine Prince
07-19-2006, 02:44
Hunk:
http://mizus.com/kraellin/Drag-1-k-1.jpg
PS: BUUUUURRRN
Divinus Arma
07-19-2006, 03:17
This is only in the backroom out of shame for the topic.
Papewaio
07-19-2006, 03:20
Maple syrup.
Divinus Arma
07-19-2006, 03:24
Exactly my point, Kiwi-man.
Papewaio
07-19-2006, 03:30
Maple Syrup.
Reverend Joe
07-19-2006, 03:31
Maple Syrup.
It's not that it's not allowed. It's just that it's not wanted. Even by liberal hippie douches like me.
Reverend Joe
07-19-2006, 03:36
Ack! Mods, if the word "douche" is innapropriate, please remove it from this post and my last. I am very drunk and I have no edit button, and that's a bad combination. :oops: :shame:
Divinus Arma
07-19-2006, 03:52
There is nothing wrong with a douche. It is a cleaning tool for females and nothing more. You might as well warn someone for saying the words "Toilet paper", as it implies just as much in hygeine as the venerable douche.
Two more points:
(1) I shall join you for cocktails this hour, my dear friend Zorba, and I have commenced with a smooth and satisfying Newcastle Brown Ale, imported from Dunston, England. I shall continue untill all 12 bottles have been smoothly satisying.
(2) As for this goat-roap, cat-herding, abortion of a thread....
T-minus 10.
Divinus Arma
07-19-2006, 03:59
T-minus 9
Divinus Arma
07-19-2006, 04:05
eight
Divinus Arma
07-19-2006, 04:22
Mod:
Blokes only.
No nasty surprises.
Reverend Joe
07-19-2006, 04:27
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!11
:laugh4: :2thumbsup:
Div, those arte beaytiful! YOu are the man!
Divinus Arma
07-19-2006, 04:30
Chloe Vevrier is my new unofficial mistress. God that chick (last one down) is so damn hot. Beautiful classy face, gigantic naturals, and she is just a dirty dirty girl. :2thumbsup:
Avicenna
07-19-2006, 04:31
:jawdrop:
Divinus Arma
07-19-2006, 05:34
Well Sir, you could have at least moved that glorious compendium of natural boobies to the babe thread. An outright deletion was a waste to everyone. Even the homos are pissed, just out of respect for their moms!
Papewaio
07-19-2006, 05:41
Maybe you should check the babe thread before casting coconuts.
Divinus Arma
07-19-2006, 07:15
PAPE, you are a gentleman and a scholar. And I also find it distrubing that I am currently th #1 poster in the "hunk" thread, with nothing to show for it.
Hugh Jackman
Takeshi Kaneshiro
and possibly my little hunk, Luke
It's here because the Frontroom doesn't believe in equality.
Not at all. We Frontroomers are true believers in equality. And we salute the Backroom for finally standing up and covering its share of the responsibilities which it has neglected for so long while we in the Frontroom have been setting the proper example and covering our half of the responsibitlites for quite some time. :bow:
One for the ladies. (My woman loves this guy.)
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/horsesass/matt_damon_04.jpg
Vladimir
07-19-2006, 14:35
This entire thread reeks or a deception operation. No doubt the quote from Beirut is forged as well. Sensitive lumberjack is one thing but I very much doubt the bi-curious insinuation.
Umm, btw. No opinions on the Hoffmeister link?
:dancinglock: :dancinglock: :dancinglock:
R'as al Ghul
07-19-2006, 14:44
Come on guys, post some pics for the ladies.
It can be fun.
https://img142.imageshack.us/img142/3233/beefcakeza4.jpg Eric Estrada from CHIPS
Cute, isn't he? :laugh4: :bounce:
I've got two hunks for the price of one. David Hasselhoff and Gary Coleman. S0mething for everyone ...
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Vladimir
07-19-2006, 14:51
Hey! Get rid of that female in the lower left corner! No room for them here!!!:furious3:
Stormcrow
07-19-2006, 16:57
Just showing I support equality ~D.
http://www.philippraess.ch/medien/stars/bradpitt/pitt-brad-07.jpg
http://www.tasoeur.biz/mirroir/be/2006/03/22/Orlando%20Bloom.jpg
Can't remember where I read it, but it went something like this:
Men's magazines have pictures of women. Women's magazines have pictures of women. There is a reason for this: men's bodies are lumpy, hairy and ugly.
scooter_the_shooter
07-19-2006, 19:50
Were quite honored but were so humble that we are willing to give the honor to the front room:2thumbsup:
If we are so PC now why does this need to be where non members can't see:inquisitive: YOU SEXIST PIGS:no:
Who's creepy idea was this? As far as I know there are only three or four women on this board....not really enough to warrant a thread.
Who's creepy idea was this? As far as I know there are only three or four women on this board....not really enough to warrant a thread.
And the women should be the ones to start it and I find this quite funny.:laugh4:
Vladimir
07-19-2006, 20:50
Hey the "Kingdom of Love and Peace" is non specific. ~:flirt:
Blodrast
07-19-2006, 23:13
man, the backroom is getting worse every day now... ~:thumb:
Bar Kochba
07-19-2006, 23:31
no.....no......NO NO NO this is just wrong:furious3: :wall: :wall: :wall:
Well I got the smiley for the occasion:
Edit, you asked and you received. That smiley was not for a PG site.
guess it'll be worth the compulsory 2 day vacation
Bar Kochba
07-19-2006, 23:39
that is the most wrong thing i have seen ever:embarassed: :wall: :wall: :wall:
yeah that is wrong Stalin:inquisitive:
Kanamori
07-19-2006, 23:53
Pff... what kind of ninny of a man is threatened by this? Dear God, some people are attracted to the male body; you'd better run away to show how tough you are.:laugh4: The funniest part is that they bothered to enter the "Hunk Thread" to talk about how disgusted they were by having pictures of men in the guild.
Crazed Rabbit
07-20-2006, 00:03
Hmm, shouldn't this be in the frontroom?
By placing it in the backroom, you're putting it in a section of the site that not all members can view. Why the unfair treatment for this thread? Does it not deserve equal prominence with the babe thread?
By putting this thread in the backroom, are you not relegating it to second class status, as though ashamed of its topic? Why does the board persist in discrimination?
:shame:
Crazed Rabbit
yes, i just want it moved out of the backroom...
scooter_the_shooter
07-20-2006, 00:14
And in an effort to make the Org less sexist this is the thread for people who want to post PG 13+ pics of Guys.
This is the last time I will venture into this den of sin but.....I hope you don't mean by pg-13+ you are going to allow pics of guys and their johnsons hanging out.....
What happened to the family friendly board you mods are always talking about:inquisitive:
At least take it to the front room if we are going to have this:no: or bring the babe thread back here:2thumbsup: equal means equal!
Papewaio
07-20-2006, 00:17
Nothing more then you would see at the Modern Olympics.
I always found it interesting that the rating system for movies goes something along the lines of:
Dressed > Topless Guy > Guy being behead > ToplessWomen > Naked Women ---> Naked Guy
So far there has been nothing at all nearly as bad as the babes thread.
Divinus Arma
07-20-2006, 01:31
Notice that the men posted thus far all have female characteristics of being soft and efemminite.
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Here ya go. This gay gets more chicks than anyone.
Vladimir
07-20-2006, 02:58
Gotta love the Hedgehog! :thumbsup:
Samurai Waki
07-21-2006, 05:50
Can We Take one actor and super impose his head on the body of another??
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So far there has been nothing at all nearly as bad as the babes thread.
That's because anything with some skin gets edited out. I had a very tasteful image of Jeff Gannon with his privates blocked entirely out, but it got the axe anyway. Double standard!
edyzmedieval
07-22-2006, 23:23
This threead is soooo gay. :grin:
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Ohhhhhh yehhhhhh.
The Spartan (Returns)
07-23-2006, 21:22
This threead is soooo gay. :grin:yes, i agree.
is this thread for women or gays?
btw we need more females in the org.
am i right?
ICantSpellDawg
07-25-2006, 03:56
Men's magazines have pictures of women. Women's magazines have pictures of women. There is a reason for this: men's bodies are lumpy, hairy and ugly.
i hear that a lot and totally disagree. with minimal upkeep a man can have a slender and mildly muscular physique with very attractive qualities. I believe that it takes much less effort for men to look attractive than it does for women to do so.
sure we all love t*ts and a**, but lets be honest, most of us love the way we look in the mirror, too. hair is not unattractive and, more often than not women look all lumpy while men stay skinnier
all in all - i believe that there are more attractive men in the world than attractive women; and i am a total heterosexual - just one who doesn't lie to myself to make me look straighter.
i am, however a firm believer that men are superior to women generally in all things. we make better chefs (generally), clothing designers, hairdressers, teachers and almost all other jobs designated to be female professions. if we could have babies I'd bet we'd do that better too. we are faster, stronger, generally make more money. GENERALLY we are simply better. that does not mean that we are always better, or that great women are not better than weak men, but it does mean something - that men are generally better than women when in even competition with them.
we live in a scientific society and empirical observation does not always mean that the politically correct is true.
This threead is soooo gay.
What makes you say that?
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/leatherdaddy1001.jpg
Divinus Arma
07-25-2006, 06:02
Edit by Pape: Floss away but keep it PG
Strike For The South
07-25-2006, 06:08
Edit by Pape: Floss away but keep it PG
See Id be to scared I would cut something I need. I can barley shave the face. I refuse to put the boys on the line before I become better.
Notice that the men posted thus far all have female characteristics of being soft and efemminite.
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Here ya go. This gay gets more chicks than anyone.
He's only in movies because he can lick his own dong.
He's only in movies because he can lick his own dong.
And I heard he also has poor flexibility
Divinus Arma
07-27-2006, 03:52
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Vladimir
07-27-2006, 13:18
Interesting. I wonder what would happen if the two got together.
Does he have to look like a man?:
https://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b217/eesang2006/DDL/HaRS.jpg
R'as al Ghul
07-28-2006, 13:52
Does he have to look like a man?:
Is this in support of TuffStuffMcGruff? :wink:
Does he have to be a man?
https://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b217/eesang2006/DDL/HaRS.jpg
Is this in support of TuffStuffMcGruff?~;)
i hear that a lot and totally disagree. with minimal upkeep a man can have a slender and mildly muscular physique with very attractive qualities. I believe that it takes much less effort for men to look attractive than it does for women to do so.
sure we all love t*ts and a**, but lets be honest, most of us love the way we look in the mirror, too. hair is not unattractive and, more often than not women look all lumpy while men stay skinnier
all in all - i believe that there are more attractive men in the world than attractive women; and i am a total heterosexual - just one who doesn't lie to myself to make me look straighter.
i am, however a firm believer that men are superior to women generally in all things. we make better chefs (generally), clothing designers, hairdressers, teachers and almost all other jobs designated to be female professions. if we could have babies I'd bet we'd do that better too. we are faster, stronger, generally make more money. GENERALLY we are simply better. that does not mean that we are always better, or that great women are not better than weak men, but it does mean something - that men are generally better than women when in even competition with them.
we live in a scientific society and empirical observation does not always mean that the politically correct is true.
^ Gee. I didn't see this one.
https://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b217/eesang2006/DDL/bgeorge.jpg How about him? :hide:
Vladimir
07-30-2006, 01:08
That's my boy George :2thumbsup: , or Boy George...whatever
and what about that 1% of the people who are nor man nor female?
I demand a something in between (or however you call them) thread!
(Will we also do animals? ~;))
Sasaki Kojiro
08-26-2006, 04:37
thread...dying...
https://img213.imageshack.us/img213/8146/bradpitt4wb8.png
Let... it... Some things need to die, for the greater.... good........ *expires*
edyzmedieval
08-26-2006, 11:04
Why can't we post women with huuuge breasts like the guys did in the Babe Thread? :laugh4:
Does he have to look like a man?:
Also is it ok to post shirtless men?
doc_bean
08-26-2006, 17:17
Why can't we post women with huuuge breasts like the guys did in the Babe Thread? :laugh4:
You could post pictures of guys with huge breasts here :idea2:
Divinus Arma
08-27-2006, 08:35
Okay. Look you people had your fun. Can this thing just be killed all ready? Seriously. Please. Its not funny anymore and it ruins part of the atmosphere. The first week I was thinking "okay sick but funny". Clearly the staff is ashamed of this thread, otherwise it wouldn't be hidden away where normal everyday browsers could see it. Please kill it.
Thank you,
A lowly member who's opinion doens't matter one bit around this place
doc_bean
08-27-2006, 11:00
Clearly the staff is ashamed of this thread, otherwise it wouldn't be hidden away where normal everyday browsers could see it. Please kill it.
Normal everyday browsers can't see stickies ?
I do feel it should be unstickied, let it die off on its own then. :2cents:
Sasaki Kojiro
08-27-2006, 18:10
because people wanting this thread dead amuse me...
https://img114.imageshack.us/img114/4545/homepic54gewn0.jpg
because people wanting this thread dead amuse me...
What's more amusing is that they actually open the thread up. Then complain about it.
Vladimir
08-28-2006, 14:58
Well, it has prompted DivE to cook up some great SPAM! :2thumbsup:
Mithrandir
08-28-2006, 22:26
Like Sasaki.
And I'm all for controversy & Equality.
https://img59.imageshack.us/img59/9782/jeans2pz7.jpg
https://img59.imageshack.us/img59/2677/sixpackql4.jpg
Um... I think equality would be if there was demand for a thread like this, by either females or gay males I guess, and they started it, and they posted in it for their own pleasure. Equality isn't somebody doing this just for the sake of it. That's just....... well, blah. I'll leave it to it.
check this: -deleted-
:laugh4:
I protest to this thread! It's displays men as sex objects! And there's nothing equal about it! They are even showed topless, while the females are to good for that? That's what you call equality! So for the sake of our children let us ban these topless heretics! You guys make Jezus cry!
The Wizard
08-30-2006, 18:53
Like Sasaki.
And I'm all for controversy & Equality.
https://img59.imageshack.us/img59/9782/jeans2pz7.jpg
Is it me or does this guy have his hands a bit too deep into his pockets?
It's not you...It's not you at all...
gotta have a dosis babe thread.
The Wizard
08-30-2006, 19:00
Word up :dizzy2:
doc_bean
09-02-2006, 16:19
:bump:
edit: removed to stop members from blinding themselves
Mithrandir
09-02-2006, 19:41
Ok, I'm all for equality etc...maybe we should delete the babethread and the hunkthread ?
You made me post this Doc!
doc_bean
09-02-2006, 19:51
I feel proud :laugh4:
How's that equal? I haven't seen any lady pubes in the Babe thread. Doesn't this cross the PG or PG-13 level standard? I request censorship of that last image!
doc_bean
09-02-2006, 22:15
Okay, I removed the image since Wonderland made a fair point, however, browsing through the babe thread I came across images such as this one, which expose the same, if not more of the same area as the pic I posted. The fact that one decided to shave and the ohter didn't is pretty irrelevant I think.
So: the image is back until a mod removes it.
https://img172.imageshack.us/img172/7281/shirtlesshunkhitchingaridegaybz0.jpg
Mithrandir:Babe pictures only in the babethread please.
Sasaki Kojiro
09-03-2006, 20:59
https://img365.imageshack.us/img365/3465/104645jf3.jpg
Got a good laugh out of this thread. Though the above picture shut me up pretty quick.
Can it be a genetic freak?
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Sasaki Kojiro
09-17-2006, 03:22
https://img181.imageshack.us/img181/6391/7499032lpt8.jpg
https://img209.imageshack.us/img209/6672/88284reggie3ud6.jpg
Dude has massive shoulders.
For those of you who need some "quiet time" with Borat, may I present the following:
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King Henry V
09-18-2006, 21:53
Okay, I removed the image since Wonderland made a fair point, however, browsing through the babe thread I came across images such as this one, which expose the same, if not more of the same area as the pic I posted. The fact that one decided to shave and the ohter didn't is pretty irrelevant I think.
So: the image is back until a mod removes it.
https://img172.imageshack.us/img172/7281/shirtlesshunkhitchingaridegaybz0.jpg
Mithrandir:Babe pictures only in the babethread please.
Hey, that's not fair! If there were the tiniest square inch of pubic hair in the babes thread it would be censored! Equality for babes!
Mithrandir
09-18-2006, 23:34
Hey, that's not fair! If there were the tiniest square inch of pubic hair in the babes thread it would be censored! Equality for babes!
Yes, and when it's seen on a woman, men are usually thankful when it's removed...
oh how double :laugh4:
Prince of the Poodles
10-17-2006, 10:07
https://img365.imageshack.us/img365/3465/104645jf3.jpg
Now thats just good taste... 8)
Interesting thread. This place constantly amazes... :laugh4:
Sasaki Kojiro
11-18-2006, 17:44
For equalities sake, surely this thread should be 75 pages long too? :p
https://img239.imageshack.us/img239/223/obloquybytessaiivj6.jpg
https://img291.imageshack.us/img291/7362/schutzstaffelbytessaiifz6.jpg
https://img474.imageshack.us/img474/2492/147141671lsy4.jpg
https://img291.imageshack.us/img291/5515/dean17ps2.jpg
https://img150.imageshack.us/img150/2151/00008dpqjy4.jpg
1st guy probably doesn't qualify as "Hunk"...I almost posted him in the Babe thread instead.
Byzantine Prince
11-19-2006, 03:29
For equalities sake, surely this thread should be 75 pages long too? :p
https://img239.imageshack.us/img239/223/obloquybytessaiivj6.jpg
1st guy probably doesn't qualify as "Hunk"...I almost posted him in the Babe thread instead.
This guy is so hot. :sweatdrop:
I'm not sure that's a guy.
Sasaki Kojiro
11-19-2006, 10:19
I'm not sure that's a guy.
No, definitely a guy:
https://img225.imageshack.us/img225/8143/cutoutlo6.jpg
See? No boobies.
Kralizec
11-19-2006, 17:35
This guy is so hot. :sweatdrop:
The guy you posted on page #1 is better.
BQS ~;)
Byzantine Prince
11-19-2006, 20:00
Teh BKS ist krieg also.
the Black Prince
12-06-2006, 21:43
https://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y16/theBlackPrince/mccartney_jesse_s01.jpg
https://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y16/theBlackPrince/home26.jpg
https://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y16/theBlackPrince/Rafael20Nadal009.jpg
Erm, this has got to be the strangest thread I have ever seen :inquisitive:
A question:
Has a single female member actually posted in this thread or even viewed it for that matter :dizzy2:
Although I think some of the male members are a little too eager and frequent visitors here :whip:
'for the sake of equality' :no: Oh dear me
may as well say "GOD WILLS IT"
definitely not a hunk :no:
http://members.westnet.com.au/rogun/screenies/markpng.jpg
the Black Prince
12-07-2006, 10:51
nothing wrong with male members viewing a thread such as this
i'm quite certain a guy is as capable of appreciating male beauty as a woman is of appreciating female beauty
it always amazes how seeing half naked pictures of good looking men makes so many guys insecure!!
not to mention the fact that given the size of this community, its guaranteed that there are a fair number of gay people among the active posters. its only fair they have as much viewing pleasure as the lads who like chicks here do!
https://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y16/theBlackPrince/gay/wp4sept18__118.jpg
https://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y16/theBlackPrince/gay/wp4sept18__120.jpg
https://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y16/theBlackPrince/gay/wp4sept18__130.jpg
https://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y16/theBlackPrince/gay/wp4sept18__135.jpg
https://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y16/theBlackPrince/gay/wp4sept18__190.jpg
https://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y16/theBlackPrince/gay/wp4sept18__193.jpg
https://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y16/theBlackPrince/gay/wp4sept18__197.jpg
https://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y16/theBlackPrince/gay/wp4sept18__204.jpg
This just keeps getting weirder and weirder
doc_bean
12-08-2006, 13:03
How old are those guys ? :inquisitive:
I present to you a sample of the Vatican's own Hot Priests Calendar (http://www.calendarioromano.org/) (no, this is not a joke):
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/priests.jpg
"This calendar intends to give basic information and some notes on the general characteristics of the Vatican with the hope of sating the thirst for knowledge continually demonstrated by the Eternal City's visitors."
Um, suuuuure.
the Black Prince
12-08-2006, 20:12
@doc
old enough to be legal whilst young enough to be fit hot and incredibly sexy!
what more can you ask? hehe
For those of you who can't get enough of hunky priests, here are some larger images:
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/index.jpg
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/03.gif
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/02.gif
the Black Prince
12-09-2006, 02:00
i'd agree with the last one for sure!
but why are hot priests holding big rods??
heheh
Prince of the Poodles
12-09-2006, 11:31
@doc
old enough to be legal whilst young enough to be fit hot and incredibly sexy!
what more can you ask? hehe
Oh man, first Jesse McCartney and then those speedo guys... this thread has gotten a lot more interesting! :2thumbsup:
This forum is fulfilling needs I never thought a gaming board could! :laugh4:
the Black Prince
12-09-2006, 15:56
anyone for football?
https://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y16/theBlackPrince/5a85b059.jpg
Louis VI the Fat
01-03-2007, 23:52
I guess in the eighties these male dancers (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IuXfRO75CQ&mode=related&search=) were considered hot...:sweatdrop:
(And what a carnage, what a pwnage of Mylène Farmer, the female singer :laugh4: )
Banquo's Ghost
01-03-2007, 23:59
I'm trying to think where I went so badly wrong.
Beirut gets to view the Babe thread every day whereas I have to moderate this one.
Life is harsh.
~:mecry:
Sasaki Kojiro
01-04-2007, 00:07
I'm trying to think where I went so badly wrong.
Beirut gets to view the Babe thread every day whereas I have to moderate this one.
Life is harsh.
~:mecry:
I saw something in one of the pictures that was definitely unsuitable. Can't remember what picture it was though. I think it was on page 2. Maybe 3. Well I suppose it could have been any of them really. You'll just have to look through them all really closely I guess.
Banquo's Ghost
01-04-2007, 00:18
I saw something in one of the pictures that was definitely unsuitable. Can't remember what picture it was though. I think it was on page 2. Maybe 3. Well I suppose it could have been any of them really. You'll just have to look through them all really closely I guess.
Thanks. Friend.
:beadyeyes2:
If I find anything else remotely like Louis' dance video, I may have to be retired.
:shocked2:
Louis VI the Fat
01-04-2007, 11:30
I hope you do realize this all means I will now spend my whole day searching for a three hour long arthouse movie about sweaty hairy Frenchmen prancing around near naked, just so you will then have to stare at it all night long, your eyes glued to their tight lace undies checking for any sausage being shown while desperately trying to figure out how to explain it all to your wife...
:eyebrows:
I hope you do realize this all means I will now spend my whole day searching for a three hour long arthouse movie about sweaty hairy Frenchmen prancing around near naked, just so you will then have to stare at it all night long, your eyes glued to their tight lace undies checking for any sausage being shown while desperately trying to figure out how to explain it all to your wife...
:eyebrows:
:laugh4:
Damn, I just revealed myself.
Now everybody knows I'm lurking at this thread :shame:
This is one pluckered thread.
www.gunthernet.com
Drisos, what is that?!
I hope you do realize this all means I will now spend my whole day searching for a three hour long arthouse movie about sweaty hairy Frenchmen prancing around near naked, just so you will then have to stare at it all night long, your eyes glued to their tight lace undies checking for any sausage being shown while desperately trying to figure out how to explain it all to your wife...
LMAO
given the size of this community
I sense a pun.
The_Mark
01-07-2007, 12:39
Eh, well, I guess it is allowed to post this one here, in honor of a drunken post that I happened to post in another forum. Plus, we'll have a picture containing completely naked boobs without the moderators being allowed to touch 'em. Edit: The spoil tags are there for a reason.
https://img345.imageshack.us/img345/1666/manboobseb7.jpg
:shame:
Vladimir
02-06-2007, 15:45
The Hedgehog does it again!
-deleted-
Going through some of this thread, I'm temporarily blind now.
Incongruous
02-17-2007, 22:52
Well here's Jesus!
http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/alexander/41.jpg
the Black Prince
03-29-2007, 21:52
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi2t58CRmbU
Shaka_Khan
09-08-2007, 05:41
WHAT A HUNK!
https://img527.imageshack.us/img527/2020/rpaf2.png https://img527.imageshack.us/img527/2726/rp2wy2.png
I even took the time to delay my shopping and found you a music video! -> LINKy (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh1m_-Vou08)
This ties into my Hot Catholic Priests post earlier in the thread, as well as the Latter-Day Saint Mania in the Backroom:
Hot Mormon missionary calendar. (http://mormonsexposed.com/)
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/big-CAL2008.jpg https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/big-CAL2008-BACK.jpg
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boyar Son
09-16-2007, 01:23
LOL!!! why are you guys even participating!!!:laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:
Shaka_Khan
09-27-2007, 18:21
Check this out!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9D4yR6ozfA
Louis VI the Fat
09-27-2007, 23:53
LOL!!! why are you guys even participating!!!:laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:For the same reason that made you decide to take a peek... :wink3:
Shaka_Khan
09-28-2007, 03:34
LOL!!! why are you guys even participating!!!:laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:
For the same reason that made you decide to take a peek... :wink3:
It's like watching an automobile accident. We know that we don't want to see it, and yet, we keep looking at it.
Boyar Son
09-28-2007, 22:28
For the same reason that made you decide to take a peek... :wink3:
hey hey hey.....we're ALL in this so dont rat anybody out....
Drisos, what is that?!
website of a swedish 'artist' (like in.. music artist) It's all about the 'gallery' page, but I can't provide a direct link (link to gallery is the same as to main, and it will take you to main)
check it out.. he's a hunk for sure.. hahaha :laugh4:
To help even out the contributions to the babe thread, oh and remind everyone that the shame of the backroom still exists....
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2008-7/1317264/99a93-smaller.JPG
Incongruous
08-21-2008, 00:12
I feel an urge to stroke his large, sweaty, bulging body...
Does this make me gay?
I feel an urge to stroke his large, sweaty, bulging body...
Does this make me gay?
Probably not, you should do it anyways though, just to be sure.
CountArach
08-26-2008, 10:57
I'd hit that.
I would worry about him hitting me back though...
seireikhaan
08-27-2008, 17:11
Are you sure that's not from the sci-fi channel, Lemur?
How much is too much?
Now, the question that remains is if either of them is able to take on a Grizzly Bear, a male Polar bear or the like.
Interesting Lemur buddy, but...
Where are the VIENS!?!?!?!?!?!
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2008-7/1317264/3ab95l_172_cmp.jpg
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2008-7/1317264/227f0-Rusty11011001.jpg
Askthepizzaguy
11-13-2008, 07:45
I just want to point out that I've never been in this thread, never heard of it, and definitely did not read each and every single post looking for some ripped hunk to snuggle with on these steaming Florida nights. Or a sweaty sailor working tirelessly to hoist the sails during a rainstorm... I've never once looked for anything so very... very...
I gotta go. :sweatdrop:
:laugh4: The things I am willing to say for the sake of a joke confuse and frighten me sometimes.
CountArach
11-13-2008, 11:51
When are we going to get one of these 'jokes' of yours? :wink:
Askthepizzaguy
11-13-2008, 12:04
Come here, Count... and you'll get as many "jokes" as you can handle.
I promise not to :whip: you too hard.
:heart:
Shaka_Khan
12-21-2008, 09:30
Lolololololololol @ Harry Potter & Star Trek!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knyCUp3JofU
Ser Clegane
01-13-2009, 11:29
*bump*
Oh my God! What is this thread? Where'd it come from?! :shocked:
Oh my God! What is this thread? Where'd it come from?! :shocked:
This is the natural counterpart to the Babe Thread -- The Hunk Thread. Because of an earlier Mod's aesthetics, it was banished to the Backroom for years. We've decided to move it back into its rightful place in the Kingdom of Peace and Love.
Admittedly, there are many joke contributions to the Hunk Thread. And yeah, a lot of them are from me. However, that said, I would strongly encourage people who enjoy looking at glistening, muscular bodies to go ahead and submit as often as they like. We need a safe haven for gay men and straight women in the Org, and I would very much like for them to feel at home in this thread.
-edit-
After giving it some thought, I'm going to go back through this thread and delete the joke contributions, even my own. Especially my own. We're going to treat the hunks with the same respect we give the babes.
To get this thread re-started on the right foot, I think we can all agree that athletes in top form are going to be sexy. That said, here are some gratuitous Michael Phelps pics:
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/Phelps1.jpg https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/Phelps3.jpg https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/phelps2.jpg
Strike For The South
01-13-2009, 20:48
http://www.yardbarker.com/m/1159/xl/Ronniecoleman.jpg
https://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg81/Novelich6/MariuszPudzianowski.jpg
Shieldmaiden
01-13-2009, 21:26
To get this thread re-started on the right foot, I think we can all agree that athletes in top form are going to be sexy. That said, here are some gratuitous Michael Phelps pics:
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/Phelps1.jpg https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/Phelps3.jpg https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/phelps2.jpg
WOOF!
Hey, just a minute... am I the first female poster in the thread? :inquisitive:
Hola! Gunther's not a joke... he's freaking hot,. or something like that, anyway.. :sweatdrop:
frogbeastegg
01-13-2009, 22:34
I watched Beowulf for the first time last week. The fight sequence with Grendel made my jaw drop - Beowulf rips his clothes off and fights naked! A very nice naked it is too, though I don't remember that part in the classic poem ...
This is the "Wait - there isn't much scope for groin-obscuring scenery in a cave. He'll have to wear shorts!" version
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/frogbeastegg/beowulf-first-01.jpg
Shieldmaiden
01-13-2009, 23:39
I watched Beowulf for the first time last week. The fight sequence with Grendel made my jaw drop - Beowulf rips his clothes off and fights naked! A very nice naked it is too, though I don't remember that part in the classic poem ...
This is the "Wait - there isn't much scope for groin-obscuring scenery in a cave. He'll have to wear shorts!" version
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/frogbeastegg/beowulf-first-01.jpg
I got Beowulf for Christmas, and yes it is in the poem too IIRC :beam:
Beowulf is hot. I still can't believe he's Ray Winstone in CG :dizzy2:
This ties into my Hot Catholic Priests post earlier in the thread, as well as the Latter-Day Saint Mania in the Backroom:
Hot Mormon missionary calendar. (http://mormonsexposed.com/)
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/big-CAL2008.jpg https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/big-CAL2008-BACK.jpg
Funniest thing ever lol. I think one of those guys knocked on my door a couple of months back.
Strike For The South
01-14-2009, 03:03
http://www.fire.qld.gov.au/about/images/Calendar%20Hunk.JPG
http://petticoatsandpistols.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/cowboy_hunk.jpg
seireikhaan
01-14-2009, 04:19
http://petticoatsandpistols.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/cowboy_hunk.jpg
I didn't know you were a model, Strike. :inquisitive:
Omanes Alexandrapolites
01-14-2009, 20:11
Hows about a little bit of the X Factor folks (Britain's American Idol - we got rid of our version, Pop Idol, in 02).
Anyhow, Austin Drage:
https://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb89/Omanes/Miscenellous/Hunk%20Thread/AustinDrage05.jpg
https://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb89/Omanes/Miscenellous/Hunk%20Thread/AustinDrage04.jpg
https://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb89/Omanes/Miscenellous/Hunk%20Thread/AustinDrage03.jpg
https://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb89/Omanes/Miscenellous/Hunk%20Thread/AustinDrage02.jpg
https://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb89/Omanes/Miscenellous/Hunk%20Thread/AustinDrage01.jpg
https://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb89/Omanes/Miscenellous/Hunk%20Thread/AustinDrage08.jpg
https://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb89/Omanes/Miscenellous/Hunk%20Thread/AustinDrage09.jpg
https://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb89/Omanes/Miscenellous/Hunk%20Thread/AustinDrage06.jpg
This is my first ever .Org "erotic post" (I had to go and make it in the hunk thread didn't I?).
:smitten:
This is my first ever .Org "erotic post" (I had to go and make it in the hunk thread didn't I?).
No wonder why you wanted the babe thread in the backroom, elementary my dear Omanes
:holmes:
!it burnsus!
Omanes Alexandrapolites
01-15-2009, 17:57
Wait, there's more:
https://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb89/Omanes/Miscenellous/Hunk%20Thread/550w_austin_drage_1.jpg
And some guy off Big Brother (don't ask me who he is):
https://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb89/Omanes/Miscenellous/Hunk%20Thread/550w_dale_howard_calendar_1.jpg
:smitten:
Omanes Alexandrapolites
01-23-2009, 20:11
https://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb89/Omanes/Miscenellous/Hunk%20Thread/CosmoCentrefoldCropped.jpg
Kyle Minogue's hubby:
https://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb89/Omanes/Miscenellous/Hunk%20Thread/550w_andres_velencoso_2.jpg
:smitten:
Askthepizzaguy
01-24-2009, 08:30
This is like watching a train wreck...
I can't look away!
A sexy, sexy train wreck, involving 2 trains entering a dark tunnel from opposing sides, the earth shaking from the explosion, the mountains trembling, and the screams of passion fear and agony which came from deep within the depths of the cavernous...
:sweatdrop:
Uh... uh... where's that Babe thread again? Tootles!
Omanes Alexandrapolites
01-24-2009, 15:34
Looks like even more bodies have been found in this train wreck of yours ATPG:
https://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb89/Omanes/Miscenellous/Hunk%20Thread/270x410_oliver_thornton_1.jpg
https://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb89/Omanes/Miscenellous/Hunk%20Thread/270x410_oliver_thornton_2.jpg
:smitten:
Askthepizzaguy
01-24-2009, 16:15
This thread is a small comfort to me in many ways. :yes:
I actually have no problem looking away, I can joke about it, and I wouldn't really ever come here except to joke, even if I wasn't spending 90% of my time with a ravishing older woman who treats me right.
Enjoy the thread, fellows and girls, my girlfriend calls!~ :grin:
Omanes Alexandrapolites
01-25-2009, 18:02
Is she calling for more hunks ATPG?
https://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb89/Omanes/Miscenellous/Hunk%20Thread/550w_gregory_michael_2.jpg
http://images.digitalspy.co.uk/09/03/550w_gregory_michael_1.jpg
On another note my posting in this thread is making me look unimaginably gay. An interesting question to ask though would be are any women actually looking?
Shieldmaiden
01-26-2009, 00:33
An interesting question to ask though would be are any women actually looking?
Yep! Well, I'm looking and grateful.
On another note my posting in this thread is making me look unimaginably gay.
Um... LOOK A FOOTBALL MATCH!
*points*
*runs away*
:dizzy2:
frogbeastegg
01-27-2009, 20:20
An interesting question to ask though would be are any women actually looking?
I look occasionally.
Askthepizzaguy
01-28-2009, 07:04
If I had a picture of myself this handsome, I'd post it.
Unfortunately, I'm just average looking. And you do come here for the superhunks.
Omanes Alexandrapolites
01-28-2009, 17:04
Since it looks like women actually are looking, I suppose it wouldn't be pointless to add Simon Webb to this "sexy sexy train wreck":
https://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb89/Omanes/Miscenellous/Hunk%20Thread/CosmoCentrefoldCropped-1.jpg
Or Dale Howard (he's the big brother guy I posted up before):
https://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb89/Omanes/Miscenellous/Hunk%20Thread/550w_dale_howard_calendar_2.jpg
:smitten:
Askthepizzaguy
01-30-2009, 23:10
Omanes, I am starting to wonder about you. :no:
:laugh2:
Omanes, I am starting to wonder about you. :no:
:laugh2:
I think he made a smitten smile earlier and he has kylie minogue and boyband music on his media player, are be more than worried. :clown:
Garrett Neff
https://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp130/aries777777/2504-500w.jpg
This is me :clown:
Omanes Alexandrapolites
01-31-2009, 09:13
Omanes, I am starting to wonder about you. :no:Your the one whose looking ~;)
https://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb89/Omanes/Miscenellous/Hunk%20Thread/550w_nick_adams_3.jpg
https://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb89/Omanes/Miscenellous/Hunk%20Thread/550w_cristiano_ronaldo_1.jpg
~:)
frogbeastegg
02-01-2009, 18:40
https://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp130/aries777777/2504-500w.jpg
Is it me or does his underwear look like it's been painted on in photoshop?
Apart from that small hiccough, very nice. Pity he's not blonde.
Askthepizzaguy
02-02-2009, 18:35
I'm just here to hit on the female orgahs, Omanes.
The fact that there's eye-popping hunks all over the place is incidental. :laugh4:
Is it me or does his underwear look like it's been painted on in photoshop?
What are you implying :inquisitive:
:creep:
Is it me or, this thread is more active than the babe thread? :inquisitive:
frogbeastegg
02-03-2009, 16:19
What are you implying :inquisitive:
:creep:
In an effort to make the brand name clearer most of the shadows and lighting effects have been removed from the underwear. That makes them stand out as looking fake.
...
Alternately the picture originally had the guy naked and CK stole it, pasted on their product, and used it in a campaign.
:juggle:
Askthepizzaguy
02-04-2009, 09:23
That was a dirty trick, Frogbeastegg. You made me specifically look to see if I could confirm your allegations, and all I saw was a couple of eyefulls of manliness covered in fabric which does not look photoshopped.
I hope you're enjoying yourself. However, I'm secure enough in my masculinity to come here and stare at a guy's crotch. That's not gay.
:laugh4:
lol, I bunch of insecure guys searching for and posting pics of half naked guys in an effort to show their sensitivity and unbias...something seems very wrong here. :P
Why aren't the girls the ones finding and viewing the pics? :P lol, I had better let your parents know ~;) :beam:
Anyway, I found this picture of a total hunk that I wanted share with you all!
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/images/avatars/mtw/cat/General/general30.gif
Pretty hot, ha?
Um...and just so I do not get in trouble for spamming, here is a real pic.
https://img101.imageshack.us/img101/2029/clayaikenpregnantbabywoqq5.jpg (https://imageshack.us)
Enjoy ~:)
Omanes Alexandrapolites
02-10-2009, 19:24
:bump:
Steven Beard:
https://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb89/Omanes/Miscenellous/Hunk%20Thread/550w_stephen_beard.jpg
Chris Brown:
https://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb89/Omanes/Miscenellous/Hunk%20Thread/550w_chris_brown_2.jpg
:smitten:
Dutchhoplite
02-27-2009, 16:05
Isn't that the sick womanbeater?
Omanes Alexandrapolites
02-28-2009, 19:32
Isn't that the sick womanbeater?It's the guy that is accused of attacking Rhianna (her ex), yep. This is the hunk thread though - as long as they're sexy they're allowed :smash:
Something for younger ladies/alternative gentlemen (Elliott Tittensor - used to be in Emmerdale):
https://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb89/Omanes/Miscenellous/Hunk%20Thread/550w_elliott_tittensor.jpg
And, going back to the usual target audience - Justin Gaston:
https://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb89/Omanes/Miscenellous/Hunk%20Thread/550w_justin_gaston.jpg
~:)
Kanamori
03-02-2009, 00:05
:balloon2:I have pictures of me posted somewhere else in the forums.
Dutchhoplite
03-02-2009, 22:28
https://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb89/Omanes/Miscenellous/Hunk%20Thread/270x410_oliver_thornton_2.jpg
Who's this, by the way ;)
Hmmm, messed up a quote i notice..
Omanes Alexandrapolites
03-03-2009, 20:40
I think it was a guy called Oliver Thornton. I'm going to have to ask now as to why you want to know - research purposes maybe ~;)
Dutchhoplite
03-03-2009, 22:19
Research, that's the right word :P
In honor of Devstatin Dave ...
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/cowboys.jpg
Reverend Joe
12-13-2009, 08:05
Edit: I was drunk and trying to make an obnoxious joke. This happens when you go to a college filled with people obsessed with feminism and "queer theory" and constantly berate you for any perceived male-centrism. Not that this excuses a jokingly misogynistic response, but it sure as hell makes it tempting.
Scienter
01-21-2010, 16:01
I look occasionally.
I visit too, but unfortunately, work blocks most of the pictures. :furious3: And also prevents me from posting some of my favorites. I should do it from home, but the last time I opened my picture of David Duchovny wearing nothing but a teacup, I scared TinCow. :wink:
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/picture.php?albumid=245&pictureid=1882
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/picture.php?albumid=245&pictureid=1880
What topping would you like on this Pizza?
Askthepizzaguy
01-24-2010, 19:03
:embarassed:
Other than Diana Abnoba, I am not sure anyone will be whistling at these pictures.
Maybe Beefy.
Aemilius Paulus
01-31-2010, 02:47
In honor of Devstatin Dave ...
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/cowboys.jpg
Jesus, that was pubic hair there :no:. You know what is not fair? If someone posted a female in the Babe thread with pubes, they would be banned for a week... I say, fight the sexism!!
You would not have more of those pictures, would ya?
Shieldmaiden
02-02-2010, 01:38
:embarassed:
Other than Diana Abnoba, I am not sure anyone will be whistling at these pictures.
Maybe Beefy.
And me! :laugh4:
But... I agree with Aemilius Paulus 'bout the rules.
Askthepizzaguy
02-02-2010, 01:39
And me! :-)
But... I agree with Aemilius Paulus 'bout the rules.
Actually, Beskar put up a picture of me and then apparently deleted it.
But I will pretend you were whistling at my picture.
:)
Edit: Or, the image isn't displaying for me anymore. No idea.
Beefy187
02-03-2010, 03:19
:embarassed:
Other than Diana Abnoba, I am not sure anyone will be whistling at these pictures.
Maybe Beefy.
:curtain:
Jesus, that was pubic hair there :no:. You know what is not fair? If someone posted a female in the Babe thread with pubes, they would be banned for a week... I say, fight the sexism!!
Men are naturally hairier than women. I don't think a little trail of happiness needs to be fretted over. Frankly, given the grooming trends of 21st century wimmenz, by the time you're seeing hair you're seeing everything. Different with a male.
You would not have more of those pictures, would ya?
Your wish, my command, etc.:
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/DATINGSIDEsexycowboy.jpg
Actually, Beskar put up a picture of me and then apparently deleted it.
But I will pretend you were whistling at my picture.
:)
Edit: Or, the image isn't displaying for me anymore. No idea.
The forum upgrade deleted the pictures.
Also, lemur should post a picture of himself.
Askthepizzaguy
02-03-2010, 11:40
Good. Let's not frighten the women-folk. I rather like having them around.
Also, lemur should post a picture of himself.
Seems like an essential qualification for a hunk shot is abs. Lots and lots of abs. I don't have any good pics of me shirtless, so I doubt I qualify. However, I can give you two hunks for the price of one:
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/page14-1022-full.jpg
Louis VI the Fat
02-04-2010, 20:31
I suppose the odds of any pictures of mrs. Lemur in the Babe Thread are slim to none?
Pretty please?
We'll worship her!
:jawdrop:
Askthepizzaguy
03-07-2011, 18:25
https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ATPG%20II/Kagemusha.jpg
Hunk thread needs moar hunk.
strategos roma
04-12-2011, 10:57
What's that over the blokes body?
Askthepizzaguy
04-12-2011, 11:32
What's that over the blokes body?
Pure sexiness.
Oh, you mean the water.
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