View Full Version : Does this make me gay????
Major Robert Dump
07-22-2006, 11:53
3 part question:
Ok so I'm watching thenature channel and see one of the nasiest things ever. Theres a hippo in a river, and an underwater camera not far behind him, and the hippo starts to spray rocket poop all in and above the water.
Suddenly, thousands upon thousands of hungry little fishies of all shapes and sizes rush for the poop, but they don't stop there, oh no -- they want the source! So thousands of fish are trying desperately to get in the hippo butthole, squirming and flopping around like fish do, all while the hippo continues to spray hippo poop all over the place.
So, hypothetically, I'm on a great African adventure, walking around admiring the nature and shooting at coked-up bandits, and I had to take a hypothetical poop. Then I'm all like "K, theres a river I'll poop there so the bandits don't see me"... while I'm in the river taking my hypothetical poop...
unexpectedly --
thousands and thousands of fish try to swim up my butthole!!!!1111
1. Does this make me gay?
2. What if I knew thousands of fish would try to swim up my butt, but pooped in the river anyway, am I gay now?
3. What if I do this once a year, dressed as Jennifer Lopez?
whatever it is you´re smoking.....I want some :laugh4:
InsaneApache
07-22-2006, 12:36
How very dare you! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfdsNNJ7vls)
Silver Rusher
07-22-2006, 12:43
If you're drunk, please post in the drunkards thread, not here.
Duke Malcolm
07-22-2006, 12:46
How very dare you! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfdsNNJ7vls)
Oh, pray tell me you do not watch that woman...
InsaneApache
07-22-2006, 14:24
Oh, pray tell me you do not watch that woman...
Gawd no. It just seemed rather apt. :sweatdrop:
Divinus Arma
07-22-2006, 15:28
Enjoy (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKc8ixGBGTY&search=hippo%20poop)
Kagemusha
07-22-2006, 16:40
Lol! I dont think it makes you gay,more like a philosopher.:laugh4:
Enjoy (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKc8ixGBGTY&search=hippo%20poop)
:ahh: :hide: Could atleast put up a warning or something.
Stormcrow
07-22-2006, 16:48
Have you checked out the hunk thread even though there were no new posts ?
Did you check it for other reasons than being pro-equel treatment ?
there's your answer..The Org has an answer for everything.
If you're drunk, please post in the drunkards thread, not here.
Oh I see how it is. Put the gay guy in his own thread, eh ? Well I say if Gay Dump wants to post outside of the gay thread, let him!
:elephant:
LeftEyeNine
07-22-2006, 18:16
MRD, I'd like to welcome you here so that you could join us in our "Sleepless Dawn Chatshow". Seriously, I love your sense of humor.
For your question, the problem is that all fishes are gay.
The Spartan (Returns)
07-22-2006, 20:33
try going to a babe thread and make yourself feel better.
Avicenna
07-22-2006, 20:43
:inquisitive:
Have you checked out the hunk thread even though there were no new posts ?
Did you check it for other reasons than being pro-equel treatment ?
there's your answer..The Org has an answer for everything.
42 is the answer...
InsaneApache
07-22-2006, 22:43
and the Thetans. :sweatdrop:
ajaxfetish
07-23-2006, 01:22
Well, first of all, what gender are these 'thousands of little fish'?
Ajax
No, dont be stupid, it dosent make you gay. Someone is clearly drunk/high/retarded.
AntiochusIII
07-23-2006, 01:38
No, dont be stupid, it dosent make you gay. Someone is clearly drunk/high/retarded.Hello, sarcasm, aka joke, aka fun?
rotorgun
07-23-2006, 01:42
In all three cases I think you might be gay, or at least highly perverted, especially that bit about dressing like Jay Lo. I am tempted to classify you as some sort of amhibious version of a Gerbil loving gayboy on a safari, and you forgot your gerbil at home, so why not use the fish instead? After all, who at the Org. will ever know?
On the positive side, could this be an alternate surgical procedure for hemorroids? It just might feel refreshing!
Devastatin Dave
07-23-2006, 02:52
Does it make you gay? Nope...
It makes you a bit of a freak though, fish-ass!!!:laugh4:
Banquo's Ghost
07-23-2006, 10:45
Well, first of all, what gender are these 'thousands of little fish'?
That's a point, he could be bi.
Since it appears to be my job to share little snippets of Nature's Wonderful World of Euggh! did you know that there is a fish in the Amazon, which, should you be so foolish as to take a pee in the river, will swim up your vibrant stream and lodge itself with sharp, backward pointing barbs, inside your John Thomas, there to disport itself for nefarious purpose?
It's a popular visit on the S&M Platinum World Tour.
Major Robert Dump
07-23-2006, 10:54
I think at the end of the video Eclectic posted you can hear a woman say:
He loves poo
He loves poo poo
Silver Rusher
07-23-2006, 11:30
That's a point, he could be bi.
Since it appears to be my job to share little snippets of Nature's Wonderful World of Euggh! did you know that there is a fish in the Amazon, which, should you be so foolish as to take a pee in the river, will swim up your vibrant stream and lodge itself with sharp, backward pointing barbs, inside your John Thomas, there to disport itself for nefarious purpose?
It's a popular visit on the S&M Platinum World Tour.
Yep, I heard about that before. In fact, there's a guy I know who can't stop going on about it :inquisitive:.
Mikeus Caesar
07-23-2006, 11:31
This is the most bizarre thread since Bartix arrived from uranus with a book on the history of the zipper, questioning which faction would replace Armenia.
It therefore gets my seal of approval.
The Spartan (Returns)
07-23-2006, 14:43
and the funny weapon. forgot the name.
Divinus Arma
07-23-2006, 16:29
MRD is clearly gay for simply conceiving of this occuring to him.
Yes Dumparoonie. That means you. Now run off to Canada. Your Mountie awaits.
:laugh4: ~:flirt: :eyebrows: :flowers:
The Spartan (Returns)
07-23-2006, 16:48
MRD is clearly gay for simply conceiving of this occuring to him.
Yes Dumparoonie. That means you. Now run off to Canada. Your Mountie awaits.
:laugh4: ~:flirt: :eyebrows: :flowers::laugh4:
Nope, fish swimming up your rectum doesn't make you gay, it's fishy though. Why you ask? Well, there is also a tiny fish that swims inside your urinetube, and it lays it's eggs there, not pleasant at all I think. You know where this is going don't you? If you have fish comming out of your ass in africa, it is subject.
UglyandHasty
07-24-2006, 15:04
LOL another jewel by the dumpsta !!!
Papewaio
07-25-2006, 00:24
Gay would be human male to male sex.
Now ignoring the bit that the fish aren't human. What sex are the fish and are they the sort that can change sex? If they can change sex then the point is mute.
BTW I know you are called Major Dump... but is your arse really as big as a hippos or is that just a Tuna in it?
ICantSpellDawg
07-25-2006, 00:50
I think at the end of the video Eclectic posted you can hear a woman say:
He loves poo
He loves poo poo
that was great
LeftEyeNine
07-25-2006, 02:11
Oh and it's another interesting point that MRD hits the ratings through his..erm.arse stories..
Have you ever crapped your pants when you saw a bunch of fish coming towards your arse?
The Spartan (Returns)
07-25-2006, 02:40
man, this thread is didgusting! we need a goosebump smily
Reverend Joe
07-25-2006, 02:41
That's a point, he could be bi.
Since it appears to be my job to share little snippets of Nature's Wonderful World of Euggh! did you know that there is a fish in the Amazon, which, should you be so foolish as to take a pee in the river, will swim up your vibrant stream and lodge itself with sharp, backward pointing barbs, inside your John Thomas, there to disport itself for nefarious purpose?
It's a popular visit on the S&M Platinum World Tour.
And it's called the Candiru. (http://www.angelfire.com/mo2/animals1/catfish/candiru.html)
According to this website, urethra entry is not the only evil thing this little monster does. Apparently, if you happe to be holding it in your hand and it finds a small cut, it will enter your hand through the cut and work its way towards an artery or vein.
:bigcry: That is an evil evil evil evil evil evil evil mother****ing fish.
scotchedpommes
07-25-2006, 02:42
Well, there just obviously isn't enough of this in the Backroom.
Well, there just obviously isn't enough of this in the Backroom.
No there's not. And yes watching fish swim up a hippos butt makes you gay in my book.
Cheers,Csar~:cheers:
Byzantine Prince
07-25-2006, 05:57
Everyone is now gayer because of that post. Are you happy MRD?
Vladimir
07-25-2006, 15:17
Unfortunately, they are almost impossible to remove due to the spines. Amputation of the private areas is the cheapest, and most life-changing, way to remove the fish. Actual surgery is extremely expensive and involves inserting the Xagua plant and the Buitach apple up the urethra. These two plants kill and even dissolve the parasitic fish.
~:eek:
So they can live outside water as long as they stay wet?
InsaneApache
07-25-2006, 15:39
I think I'll buy my mother-in-law some for a present. She keeps tropical fish. :sweatdrop:
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