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Fwapper
07-27-2006, 10:17
I'm not sure if this has been done before on this forum... if it has I'll stick a "2" on the end of the title. :P

Anyhow - Rules are that every time you post, you copy and paste the original story and add on your own three words. Only one post per day.

I'll start it off with a hugely original:



Once upon a

UltraWar
07-27-2006, 10:48
Once upon a time, a Roman

Byzantine Emperor
07-27-2006, 11:00
Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage

Avicenna
07-27-2006, 11:26
Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast,

Marshal Murat
07-27-2006, 13:54
Shouldn't this be in the Monastery??


Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there.

gmjapan
07-27-2006, 14:39
Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she

The Spartan (Returns)
07-27-2006, 14:49
was raped in

Fwapper
07-27-2006, 15:14
Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in


Please remember to copy and paste the story - so we can constantly see what odd direction the plot has taken. ;)

Kourutsu
07-27-2006, 19:52
Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables

snevets
07-27-2006, 20:07
Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant.

Not sure I like where this is going people...

The Spartan (Returns)
07-27-2006, 23:05
Please remember to copy and paste the story - so we can constantly see what odd direction the plot has taken. ;)sorry im used to the One Word story thread at the frontroomn

The Spartan (Returns)
07-27-2006, 23:06
new setence: Once Upon A

Fwapper
07-28-2006, 00:41
sorry im used to the One Word story thread at the frontroomn

Dang... this isn't the first thread of its type in the Guild...

Anyway:




Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a

The Spartan (Returns)
07-28-2006, 02:32
no but in the froontroom its about anything.

Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was

snevets
07-28-2006, 03:04
Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by a hampster.

The Spartan (Returns)
07-28-2006, 03:26
eh! thats four words no count!

UltraWar
07-28-2006, 09:51
As the last person put 4 words instead of 3... I will remove hampster...

Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by a Indian Cannibal called

Fwapper
07-28-2006, 10:31
Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by an Indian Cannibal called Splodge, who choked

orangat
07-28-2006, 14:29
Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by an Indian Cannibal called Splodge, who choked while crying fwap

The Spartan (Returns)
07-28-2006, 14:41
Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by an Indian Cannibal called Splodge, who choked while crying fwap and he died.

UltraWar
07-29-2006, 11:21
Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by an Indian Cannibal called Splodge, who choked while crying fwap and he died. Once upon a

The Spartan (Returns)
07-29-2006, 15:08
Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by an Indian Cannibal called Splodge, who choked while crying fwap and he died. Once upon a man named Hannibal

Conqueror
07-29-2006, 18:11
Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by an Indian Cannibal called Splodge, who choked while crying fwap and he died. Once upon a man named Hannibal danced naked fanatics

Barbarossa82
07-29-2006, 18:26
Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by an Indian Cannibal called Splodge, who choked while crying fwap and he died. Once upon a man named Hannibal danced naked fanatics who painted a

Pontifex Rex
07-30-2006, 01:53
Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by an Indian Cannibal called Splodge, who choked while crying fwap and he died. Once upon a man named Hannibal danced naked fanatics who painted a murial on his...:sweatdrop:

B-Wing
07-30-2006, 02:22
Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by an Indian Cannibal called Splodge, who choked while crying fwap and he died. Once upon a man named Hannibal danced naked fanatics who painted a murial on his elephant stable's wall

The Spartan (Returns)
07-30-2006, 03:03
Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by an Indian Cannibal called Splodge, who choked while crying fwap and he died. Once upon a man named Hannibal danced naked fanatics who painted a murial on his elephant stable's wall on how to

orangat
07-30-2006, 03:54
Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by an Indian Cannibal called Splodge, who choked while crying fwap and he died. Once upon a man named Hannibal danced naked fanatics who painted a murial on his elephant stable's wall on how to conquer Rome. He

UltraWar
07-30-2006, 11:03
Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by an Indian Cannibal called Splodge, who choked while crying fwap and he died. Once upon a man named Hannibal danced naked fanatics who painted a murial on his elephant stable's wall on how to conquer Rome. He was caught by

The Spartan (Returns)
07-30-2006, 16:58
Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by an Indian Cannibal called Splodge, who choked while crying fwap and he died. Once upon a man named Hannibal danced naked fanatics who painted a murial on his elephant stable's wall on how to conquer Rome. He was caught by his father's guard

Avicenna
07-31-2006, 03:17
Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by an Indian Cannibal called Splodge, who choked while crying fwap and he died. Once upon a man named Hannibal danced naked fanatics who painted a murial on his elephant stable's wall on how to conquer Rome. He was caught by his father's guard, made in China,

B-Wing
07-31-2006, 03:29
Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by an Indian Cannibal called Splodge, who choked while crying fwap and he died. Once upon a man named Hannibal danced naked fanatics who painted a murial on his elephant stable's wall on how to conquer Rome. He was caught by his father's guard, made in China, an early automaton,

Conqueror
07-31-2006, 10:33
Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by an Indian Cannibal called Splodge, who choked while crying fwap and he died. Once upon a man named Hannibal danced naked fanatics who painted a murial on his elephant stable's wall on how to conquer Rome. He was caught by his father's guard, made in China, an early automaton, called "The Robozilla".

Barbarossa82
07-31-2006, 11:15
Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by an Indian Cannibal called Splodge, who choked while crying fwap and he died. Once upon a man named Hannibal danced naked fanatics who painted a murial on his elephant stable's wall on how to conquer Rome. He was caught by his father's guard, made in China, an early automaton, called "The Robozilla". The Robozilla decided

Silver Rusher
07-31-2006, 11:19
Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by an Indian Cannibal called Splodge, who choked while crying fwap and he died. Once upon a man named Hannibal danced naked fanatics who painted a murial on his elephant stable's wall on how to conquer Rome. He was caught by his father's guard, made in China, an early automaton, called "The Robozilla". The Robozilla decided to attack Hyperboria

The Spartan (Returns)
07-31-2006, 14:14
Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by an Indian Cannibal called Splodge, who choked while crying fwap and he died. Once upon a man named Hannibal danced naked fanatics who painted a murial on his elephant stable's wall on how to conquer Rome. He was caught by his father's guard, made in China, an early automaton, called "The Robozilla". The Robozilla decided to attack Hyperboria i like chicken.

Aetius the Last Roman
07-31-2006, 15:18
Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by an Indian Cannibal called Splodge, who choked while crying fwap and he died. Once upon a man named Hannibal danced naked fanatics who painted a murial on his elephant stable's wall on how to conquer Rome. He was caught by his father's guard, made in China, an early automaton, called "The Robozilla". The Robozilla decided to attack Hyperboria i like chicken with a sword

The Spartan (Returns)
07-31-2006, 16:18
Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by an Indian Cannibal called Splodge, who choked while crying fwap and he died. Once upon a man named Hannibal danced naked fanatics who painted a murial on his elephant stable's wall on how to conquer Rome. He was caught by his father's guard, made in China, an early automaton, called "The Robozilla". The Robozilla decided to attack Hyperboria i like chicken with a sword made of chicken

Fwapper
07-31-2006, 17:11
Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by an Indian Cannibal called Splodge, who choked while crying fwap and he died. Once upon a man named Hannibal danced naked fanatics who painted a murial on his elephant stable's wall on how to conquer Rome. He was caught by his father's guard, made in China, an early automaton, called "The Robozilla". The Robozilla decided to attack Hyperboria i like chicken with a sword made of chicken from KFC. Yuck!

Conqueror
07-31-2006, 17:39
(Spartan: We're only supposed to make one post per day)

Byzantine Emperor
07-31-2006, 19:04
Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by an Indian Cannibal called Splodge, who choked while crying fwap and he died. Once upon a man named Hannibal danced naked fanatics who painted a murial on his elephant stable's wall on how to conquer Rome. He was caught by his father's guard, made in China, an early automaton, called "The Robozilla". The Robozilla decided to attack Hyperboria i like chicken with a sword made of chicken from KFC. Yuck! The chicken was

snevets
07-31-2006, 20:20
Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by an Indian Cannibal called Splodge, who choked while crying fwap and he died. Once upon a man named Hannibal danced naked fanatics who painted a murial on his elephant stable's wall on how to conquer Rome. He was caught by his father's guard, made in China, an early automaton, called "The Robozilla". The Robozilla decided to attack Hyperboria i like chicken with a sword made of chicken from KFC. Yuck! The chicken was highly radioactive because...

The Spartan (Returns)
07-31-2006, 21:56
whoops! one per day i guess

Oaty
07-31-2006, 22:48
Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by an Indian Cannibal called Splodge, who choked while crying fwap and he died. Once upon a man named Hannibal danced naked fanatics who painted a murial on his elephant stable's wall on how to conquer Rome. He was caught by his father's guard, made in China, an early automaton, called "The Robozilla". The Robozilla decided to attack Hyperboria i like chicken with a sword made of chicken from KFC. Yuck! The chicken was highly radioactive because cockfight protesters

snevets
08-01-2006, 01:09
Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by an Indian Cannibal called Splodge, who choked while crying fwap and he died. Once upon a man named Hannibal danced naked fanatics who painted a murial on his elephant stable's wall on how to conquer Rome. He was caught by his father's guard, made in China, an early automaton, called "The Robozilla". The Robozilla decided to attack Hyperboria i like chicken with a sword made of chicken from KFC. Yuck! The chicken was highly radioactive because cockfight protesters had gone extinct.

Avicenna
08-01-2006, 01:20
Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by an Indian Cannibal called Splodge, who choked while crying fwap and he died. Once upon a man named Hannibal danced naked fanatics who painted a murial on his elephant stable's wall on how to conquer Rome. He was caught by his father's guard, made in China, an early automaton, called "The Robozilla". The Robozilla decided to attack Hyperboria i like chicken with a sword made of chicken from KFC. Yuck! The chicken was highly radioactive because cockfight protesters had gone extinct. The UN attempted

snevets
08-01-2006, 04:19
Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by an Indian Cannibal called Splodge, who choked while crying fwap and he died. Once upon a man named Hannibal danced naked fanatics who painted a murial on his elephant stable's wall on how to conquer Rome. He was caught by his father's guard, made in China, an early automaton, called "The Robozilla". The Robozilla decided to attack Hyperboria i like chicken with a sword made of chicken from KFC. Yuck! The chicken was highly radioactive because cockfight protesters had gone extinct. The UN attempted to be useful

Zalmoxis
08-01-2006, 05:34
Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by an Indian Cannibal called Splodge, who choked while crying fwap and he died. Once upon a man named Hannibal danced naked fanatics who painted a murial on his elephant stable's wall on how to conquer Rome. He was caught by his father's guard, made in China, an early automaton, called "The Robozilla". The Robozilla decided to attack Hyperboria i like chicken with a sword made of chicken from KFC. Yuck! The chicken was highly radioactive because cockfight protesters had gone extinct. The UN attempted to be useful but failed again.

zukenft
08-01-2006, 08:12
Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by an Indian Cannibal called Splodge, who choked while crying fwap and he died. Once upon a man named Hannibal danced naked fanatics who painted a murial on his elephant stable's wall on how to conquer Rome. He was caught by his father's guard, made in China, an early automaton, called "The Robozilla". The Robozilla decided to attack Hyperboria i like chicken with a sword made of chicken from KFC. Yuck! The chicken was highly radioactive because cockfight protesters had gone extinct. The UN attempted to be useful but failed again. Romans joined UN

Barbarossa82
08-01-2006, 11:06
Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by an Indian Cannibal called Splodge, who choked while crying fwap and he died. Once upon a man named Hannibal danced naked fanatics who painted a murial on his elephant stable's wall on how to conquer Rome. He was caught by his father's guard, made in China, an early automaton, called "The Robozilla". The Robozilla decided to attack Hyperboria i like chicken with a sword made of chicken from KFC. Yuck! The chicken was highly radioactive because cockfight protesters had gone extinct. The UN attempted to be useful but failed again. Romans joined UN and sabotaged the

Byzantine Emperor
08-01-2006, 11:15
Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by an Indian Cannibal called Splodge, who choked while crying fwap and he died. Once upon a man named Hannibal danced naked fanatics who painted a murial on his elephant stable's wall on how to conquer Rome. He was caught by his father's guard, made in China, an early automaton, called "The Robozilla". The Robozilla decided to attack Hyperboria i like chicken with a sword made of chicken from KFC. Yuck! The chicken was highly radioactive because cockfight protesters had gone extinct. The UN attempted to be useful but failed again. Romans joined UN and sabotaged the military system which

UltraWar
08-01-2006, 12:49
Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by an Indian Cannibal called Splodge, who choked while crying fwap and he died. Once upon a man named Hannibal danced naked fanatics who painted a murial on his elephant stable's wall on how to conquer Rome. He was caught by his father's guard, made in China, an early automaton, called "The Robozilla". The Robozilla decided to attack Hyperboria i like chicken with a sword made of chicken from KFC. Yuck! The chicken was highly radioactive because cockfight protesters had gone extinct. The UN attempted to be useful but failed again. Romans joined UN and sabotaged the military system which did a barrel

The Spartan (Returns)
08-01-2006, 15:08
Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by an Indian Cannibal called Splodge, who choked while crying fwap and he died. Once upon a man named Hannibal danced naked fanatics who painted a murial on his elephant stable's wall on how to conquer Rome. He was caught by his father's guard, made in China, an early automaton, called "The Robozilla". The Robozilla decided to attack Hyperboria i like chicken with a sword made of chicken from KFC. Yuck! The chicken was highly radioactive because cockfight protesters had gone extinct. The UN attempted to be useful but failed again. Romans joined UN and sabotaged the military system which did a barrel; which sent chicken

Conqueror
08-01-2006, 20:31
Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by an Indian Cannibal called Splodge, who choked while crying fwap and he died. Once upon a man named Hannibal danced naked fanatics who painted a murial on his elephant stable's wall on how to conquer Rome. He was caught by his father's guard, made in China, an early automaton, called "The Robozilla". The Robozilla decided to attack Hyperboria i like chicken with a sword made of chicken from KFC. Yuck! The chicken was highly radioactive because cockfight protesters had gone extinct. The UN attempted to be useful but failed again. Romans joined UN and sabotaged the military system which did a barrel; which sent chicken on kamikaze flights.

snevets
08-01-2006, 21:04
Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by an Indian Cannibal called Splodge, who choked while crying fwap and he died. Once upon a man named Hannibal danced naked fanatics who painted a murial on his elephant stable's wall on how to conquer Rome. He was caught by his father's guard, made in China, an early automaton, called "The Robozilla". The Robozilla decided to attack Hyperboria i like chicken with a sword made of chicken from KFC. Yuck! The chicken was highly radioactive because cockfight protesters had gone extinct. The UN attempted to be useful but failed again. Romans joined UN and sabotaged the military system which did a barrel; which sent chicken on kamikaze flights. Nobody was suprised

Oaty
08-02-2006, 10:45
Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by an Indian Cannibal called Splodge, who choked while crying fwap and he died. Once upon a man named Hannibal danced naked fanatics who painted a murial on his elephant stable's wall on how to conquer Rome. He was caught by his father's guard, made in China, an early automaton, called "The Robozilla". The Robozilla decided to attack Hyperboria i like chicken with a sword made of chicken from KFC. Yuck! The chicken was highly radioactive because cockfight protesters had gone extinct. The UN attempted to be useful but failed again. Romans joined UN and sabotaged the military system which did a barrel; which sent chicken on kamikaze flights. Nobody was suprised to see Michael Jackson

UltraWar
08-02-2006, 12:01
Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by an Indian Cannibal called Splodge, who choked while crying fwap and he died. Once upon a man named Hannibal danced naked fanatics who painted a murial on his elephant stable's wall on how to conquer Rome. He was caught by his father's guard, made in China, an early automaton, called "The Robozilla". The Robozilla decided to attack Hyperboria i like chicken with a sword made of chicken from KFC. Yuck! The chicken was highly radioactive because cockfight protesters had gone extinct. The UN attempted to be useful but failed again. Romans joined UN and sabotaged the military system which did a barrel; which sent chicken on kamikaze flights. Nobody was suprised to see Michael Jackson with a monkey

The Spartan (Returns)
08-02-2006, 15:22
Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by an Indian Cannibal called Splodge, who choked while crying fwap and he died. Once upon a man named Hannibal danced naked fanatics who painted a murial on his elephant stable's wall on how to conquer Rome. He was caught by his father's guard, made in China, an early automaton, called "The Robozilla". The Robozilla decided to attack Hyperboria i like chicken with a sword made of chicken from KFC. Yuck! The chicken was highly radioactive because cockfight protesters had gone extinct. The UN attempted to be useful but failed again. Romans joined UN and sabotaged the military system which did a barrel; which sent chicken on kamikaze flights. Nobody was suprised to see Michael Jackson with a monkey kid he ate

Conqueror
08-02-2006, 16:52
Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by an Indian Cannibal called Splodge, who choked while crying fwap and he died. Once upon a man named Hannibal danced naked fanatics who painted a murial on his elephant stable's wall on how to conquer Rome. He was caught by his father's guard, made in China, an early automaton, called "The Robozilla". The Robozilla decided to attack Hyperboria i like chicken with a sword made of chicken from KFC. Yuck! The chicken was highly radioactive because cockfight protesters had gone extinct. The UN attempted to be useful but failed again. Romans joined UN and sabotaged the military system which did a barrel; which sent chicken on kamikaze flights. Nobody was suprised to see Michael Jackson with a monkey kid he ate. Three pink elephants :elephant: :elephant: :elephant:

Byzantine Emperor
08-02-2006, 16:57
Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by an Indian Cannibal called Splodge, who choked while crying fwap and he died. Once upon a man named Hannibal danced naked fanatics who painted a murial on his elephant stable's wall on how to conquer Rome. He was caught by his father's guard, made in China, an early automaton, called "The Robozilla". The Robozilla decided to attack Hyperboria i like chicken with a sword made of chicken from KFC. Yuck! The chicken was highly radioactive because cockfight protesters had gone extinct. The UN attempted to be useful but failed again. Romans joined UN and sabotaged the military system which did a barrel; which sent chicken on kamikaze flights. Nobody was suprised to see Michael Jackson with a monkey kid he ate. Three pink elephants campaigned for rights

Oaty
08-03-2006, 04:58
Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by an Indian Cannibal called Splodge, who choked while crying fwap and he died. Once upon a man named Hannibal danced naked fanatics who painted a murial on his elephant stable's wall on how to conquer Rome. He was caught by his father's guard, made in China, an early automaton, called "The Robozilla". The Robozilla decided to attack Hyperboria i like chicken with a sword made of chicken from KFC. Yuck! The chicken was highly radioactive because cockfight protesters had gone extinct. The UN attempted to be useful but failed again. Romans joined UN and sabotaged the military system which did a barrel; which sent chicken on kamikaze flights. Nobody was suprised to see Michael Jackson with a monkey kid he ate. Three pink elephants campaigned for rights to legalize beastiality.