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Marshal Murat
08-10-2006, 02:47
I'm not sure if everyone has heard about the new movie, SNAKES ON A PLANE with Samuel L. Jackson.
The name really threw me off, so I decided to come up with new ones.
Airbus Asp
Flying Cobra
Boeing Boa
What are your thoughts on the movie, and any new names for this odd-named one?
Sasaki Kojiro
08-10-2006, 03:04
Supposedly Samuel L. Jackson agreed to do the moved based on the name alone. It's pretty catchy.
GeneralHankerchief
08-10-2006, 03:13
Can't wait to see it. The title is what makes it so popular.
Divinus Arma
08-10-2006, 03:27
Snakes on a plane. *snickers* tee hee.
Snakes... on a plane!
Why should Samuel Jacksons face be etched out of the side of a mountain for other so called actors to worship and feel inferior ? This is why:
In another interview in early 2006, Jackson claimed that once he learned about the movie title being changed he said: "What are you doing here? It's not Gone with the Wind. It's not On the Waterfront. It's Snakes on a Plane!"[5] On March 2, 2006, the studio reverted the title to Snakes on a Plane.
On June 3, 2006, Samuel L. Jackson said, while presenting the award for best movie at the MTV Movie Awards, "I'm here tonight to present the award everyone's been waiting for: best movie. Now, this award holds a special place in my heart because next year I'll be winning it for Snakes on a Plane. Now I know, I know that sounds cocky, but I don't give a damn. I am guaranteeing that Snakes on a Plane will win best movie next year. Does not matter what else is coming out. The New James Bond... no snakes in that! Ocean's 13... where my snakes at? Shrek the Third... green, but not a snake. No movie shall triumph over Snakes on a Plane. Unless I happen to feel like making a movie called Mo' Motha-{loving} Snakes on Mo' Motha-{loving}' Planes."
I've started using the phrase instead of the usual quasi swearing phrases.
"Snakes on a plane man! I've told you five times, I'm mute!"
{profanity edited out, thanks to Sasaki Kojiro for the heads up.}
Comes out soon, doesn't it? I'm sure it'll do well and be entertaining at least.
I don't think it will be bad enough to live up to the hype.
Divinus Arma
08-10-2006, 04:50
This screen image says it all:
https://img209.imageshack.us/img209/9449/pacificairflight121snakesonaplane2gi9.jpg (https://imageshack.us)
edit: This one to
http://www.moviewallpapers.net/wallpapers/snakesonaplane/2_1024.jpg
Warning: Vulgar language.
But I warned about the language. :/ (But you still can't link to stuff like that - Beirut)
(Edited link. Language - Beirut)
Zalmoxis
08-10-2006, 05:36
Why wouldn't you go see this? It's about snakes on a PLANE. Huzzah for the Hollywood movie naming process.
InsaneApache
08-10-2006, 08:36
'Snakes on a plane' what's it about then? :inquisitive:
:laugh4:
English assassin
08-10-2006, 09:39
Damn, beaten to the joke by IA, again.
Could be a great franchise. "Spiders on a Submarine" should be next, and Steven Segal will surely cash in with "Squirrels on a Bus that can't stop or open the doors for some perfunctorily explained reason"
Shaka_Khan
08-10-2006, 11:19
I'll watch it if there are Japanese girls who get snakes coiled all over them. They must be Japanese because they do the best acting when they're in that kind of situation. :hide:
and Steven Segal will surely cash in with "Squirrels on a Bus that can't stop or open the doors for some perfunctorily explained reason"
The invasion of the Snathi
Only us who play with GAL shall now the answer
I may have to get one of these shirts (http://damnation-inc.com/order.php?item=1) ...
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/v1-v2.gif
Cowhead418
08-10-2006, 18:25
I don't think it will be bad enough to live up to the hype.It was a genius move to name the movie "Snakes on a Plane." The title of the movie is the reason people are so excited. They could make the movie a 5-minute claymation clip and they would still reap huge profits because of the name. Heck, people will still go see it even if everyone trashes the movie after opening weekend.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh It's Snakes On A Plane Man SNakes On A Fricken Plane Everyone Dies Snakes+plane=snakes On A Plane Snakes On A Plane What Don't You Get About It Snakes On A Plane Snakes Snakes Snakes Plane Plane Flying Snakes Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Hi I'm Samuel L. Jackson *slap*
All those were supposed to be in caps use your imagination.
Csar
Kralizec, clear some PM space, and I'll send it.
Kralizec
08-10-2006, 21:12
Done
I'd seriously like to go see it when it comes out, but I can't convince any of my friends to go with me. :P I'm not going by myself. And like whyidie said, I'm doubtful that it will be laughably bad enough to enjoy. I think the worst thing for the movie's legacy would be for it to turn out simply mediocre. I think it needs to be either a fairly good movie in its own right or a really awful one. Either way, it needs to take itself very seriously, in my opinion, for best effect. I'd be really disappointed if it presented itself as some kind of comedic action film. There's already going to be enough humor surrounding its release; if the tone of the actual movie is too flippant, I think many people would feel "cheated" by the directors' not attempting to make a "real" movie. I don't know, maybe that's just me.
Avicenna
08-11-2006, 10:03
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S SNAKES ON A PLANE MAN SNAKES ON A FRICKEN PLANE EVERYONE DIES SNAKES+PLANE=SNAKES ON A PLANE SNAKES ON A PLANE WHAT DON'T YOU GET ABOUT IT SNAKES ON A PLANE SNAKES SNAKES SNAKES PLANE PLANE FLYING SNAKES
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hi I'm Samuel L. Jackson *slap*
All those were supposed to be in caps use your imagination.
Csar
Something like this? :idea2:
Personally, I prefer:
SnaKEs oN a pLaNE!
I'd seriously like to go see it when it comes out, but I can't convince any of my friends to go with me. :P I'm not going by myself. And like whyidie said, I'm doubtful that it will be laughably bad enough to enjoy. I think the worst thing for the movie's legacy would be for it to turn out simply mediocre. I think it needs to be either a fairly good movie in its own right or a really awful one. Either way, it needs to take itself very seriously, in my opinion, for best effect. I'd be really disappointed if it presented itself as some kind of comedic action film. There's already going to be enough humor surrounding its release; if the tone of the actual movie is too flippant, I think many people would feel "cheated" by the directors' not attempting to make a "real" movie. I don't know, maybe that's just me.
My sentiments exactly.
Alexanderofmacedon
08-11-2006, 17:30
Yeah me and my friends just laugh at movie everytime we see the previews. Looks like ****...
Divinus Arma
08-12-2006, 00:45
I'm going to see the movie just so I can hear Samuel L. Jackson say "There's motherluvin' snakes on this motherluvin' plane! Motherlovin snakes motherluva!" Edit: After that, I'll probably walk out and get my money back.
Axeknight
08-12-2006, 17:32
The Making Of documentary could be called Turkeys In A Film Studio
Marshal Murat
08-13-2006, 04:41
Now it's going to be about insert animal here in/on/above/below insert location here. It's just like adlibs!
Divinus Arma
08-13-2006, 06:22
Now it's going to be about insert animal here in/on/above/below insert location here. It's just like adlibs!
Okay, I'll try:
Birds in a Blender.
Lions on a Schoolbus.
Roosters in New York.
Artichokes in a Brazier.
InsaneApache
08-13-2006, 09:54
Ants in yer pants......
Kekvit Irae
08-13-2006, 10:19
Roosters in New York.
I remember seeing a really really bad non-Disney animated movie about a rooster who went to the big city to get a rock and roll star. While it wasnt named it, I think Roosters In A City would be much more suitable for that garbage.
I`ve seen two crappy movies which I´d name:
Rats in a mental home
and
Cockroaches in a village
:juggle2:
Shaka_Khan
08-14-2006, 08:38
I remember seeing a really really bad non-Disney animated movie about a rooster who went to the big city to get a rock and roll star. While it wasnt named it, I think Roosters In A City would be much more suitable for that garbage.
:laugh4: Are you talking about Howard the Duck? Lea Thompson is hot.
Kekvit Irae
08-14-2006, 22:28
No, Howard The Duck was live action with a smattering of bad CG and puppetry. I'm talking about this (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102802/) movie.
Divinus Arma
08-14-2006, 22:56
kekvitirae, your sig has got to be the cutest damn thing I have ever seen.
Kittens are just precious.
Hmmmm.
Kittens on a Plane.
Just doen't have the same effect, does it? :2thumbsup:
Let's see if we can make themmenacing by placing them in something else:
Kittens in the Basket.
Kittens in a Tree.
Kittens on a Chair.
Wait! I got it! Kittens on a Plane! But assuming there are one million kittens!
How about Jaws in a Plane? A great white shark breaks out of an aquarium and then the entire plane is flooded.
kekvitirae, your sig has got to be the cutest damn thing I have ever seen.
Kittens are just precious.
Hmmmm.
Kittens on a Plane.
Just doen't have the same effect, does it? :2thumbsup:
Let's see if we can make themmenacing by placing them in something else:
Kittens in the Basket.
Kittens in a Tree.
Kittens on a Chair.
Wait! I got it! Kittens on a Plane! But assuming there are one million kittens!
Kittens in a Crate
Kittens in a Box
Kittens on a Tray
Kittens in a Stove
Kittens on a Plate
Leet Eriksson
08-18-2006, 00:09
Stay tuned for the sequel:
Snakes on a Plane 2: Planes on a Snake!
Peasant Phill
08-18-2006, 08:27
No the sequel will be:
"anaconda's in a jumbojet"
Sequels are always bigger and more spectacular, or at least they try to be.
What about "2 snakes, 2 planes"?
Followed by "triple snakes, third of a plane"...
No the sequel will be:
"anaconda's in a jumbojet"
I hope I am not spoiling this great work of art for anyone, but I don't think you have to wait for the sequel to see that.
Cowhead418
08-18-2006, 15:46
Three words: Instant. Cult. Classic. I saw the movie last night and was pleasantly surprised. I went in with low expectations but it actually turned out to be a pretty kick-*** movie. In fact, there were multiple standing ovations throughout the film. It had everything you could want in a movie: snakes, violence, gore, Samuel Jackson swearing, and some nudity. I was afraid that the movie was going to be a comedy or take itself too seriously, but neither happened. It was filled with plenty of suspenseful and serious moments, but there were also some comedic relief. At one point in the film, Samuel Jackson's character actually says: "Great. Now we have snakes on crack!":laugh4: Best movie of the year!:2thumbsup: And to anyone who says they don't like it, we'll unleash the snakes on you!:furious3: :laugh4:
The Spartan (Returns)
08-18-2006, 15:55
Micheal Jackson On a Plane.
Jenifer Lopez: Singing on a Plane
At 30,000 feet there's no escape.
Cert 18.
Three words: Instant. Cult. Classic. I saw the movie last night and was pleasantly surprised. I went in with low expectations but it actually turned out to be a pretty kick-*** movie. In fact, there were multiple standing ovations throughout the film. It had everything you could want in a movie: snakes, violence, gore, Samuel Jackson swearing, and some nudity. I was afraid that the movie was going to be a comedy or take itself too seriously, but neither happened. It was filled with plenty of suspenseful and serious moments, but there were also some comedic relief. At one point in the film, Samuel Jackson's character actually says: "Great. Now we have snakes on crack!":laugh4: Best movie of the year!:2thumbsup: And to anyone who says they don't like it, we'll unleash the snakes on you!:furious3: :laugh4:
A standing ovation. Thats great.
Cowhead418
08-18-2006, 16:35
A standing ovation. Thats great.Yep, there were several throughout the movie. There was one during the opening credits, another when we first saw Samuel Jackson, and yet another when he uttered: "That's it! I'm tired of these mother******* snakes on this mother******* plane!":laugh4: The audience also cheered whenever a character was attacked by a snake.
Leet Eriksson
08-18-2006, 16:44
Snapes on a Klane
Yep, there were several throughout the movie. There was one during the opening credits, another when we first saw Samuel Jackson, and yet another when he uttered: "That's it! I'm tired of these mother******* snakes on this mother******* plane!":laugh4: The audience also cheered whenever a character was attacked by a snake.
Now THATS an audience that is in tune with the movie.
Badgers on a Kayak
Ferrets on a Submarine
Bats on a Boat
Sharks on a Kia
Tarantulas on a Tricycle
Badgers on a Kayak
Ferrets on a Submarine
Bats on a Boat
Sharks on a Kia
Tarantulas on a Tricycle
:laugh4:
This is getting to bizarre if you ask me.
Skinks on a Ferry
Weasels on a Winnebago
Bitches on a Bus
Strike For The South
08-19-2006, 06:01
best Movie Ever
Leet Eriksson
08-19-2006, 06:26
best Movie Ever
QFT
This movie is the best 10 bucks i paid in my life.
Cowhead418
08-19-2006, 17:33
I wonder how many people are going to see it just for that one line. This is a movie I could watch again. In fact, a friend is coming back from vacation today so I might go see it again with him. It is definately worth the money. The movie is original and is definately better than most of the other **** that passes for movies these days.
Patriarch of Constantinople
08-19-2006, 22:59
i would like to see a spin off "Octopus on an Elevator"
Kekvit Irae
08-20-2006, 04:26
How about Jaws in a Plane? A great white shark breaks out of an aquarium and then the entire plane is flooded.
Or, even better... Sharks In A House (http://i8.tinypic.com/250pfro.jpg)
Shaka_Khan
08-20-2006, 05:30
Or, even better... Sharks In A House (http://i8.tinypic.com/250pfro.jpg)
For a moment I thought that was a joke until I saw the image. :laugh4: Does this shark have legs? If not then I think it's the shark that should be afraid. What's the title of that story?
Kekvit Irae
08-20-2006, 15:59
It's a manga called Gyo, where the fish of the ocean rise up (with creepy spider legs, no less).
Here's an earlier image from the same chapter, entitled 'Shark Attack'
http://i7.tinypic.com/2556mpt.jpg
Sharks in a house is not just a cartoon. I used to live near one:
http://www.headington.org.uk/history/misc/shark.htm
Divinus Arma
08-20-2006, 22:32
Sharks in a house is not just a cartoon. I used to live near one:
http://www.headington.org.uk/history/misc/shark.htm
That's awesome. I wouldn't want that thing on my block, but it still rocks.
The Spartan (Returns)
08-20-2006, 23:29
Spiders in a snake.
snake in a spider.
crocs, spiders, sharks in an anaconda.
Big King Sanctaphrax
08-21-2006, 01:46
Went to see it today, and I whole-heartedly recommend it. I haven't seen a film that was as fun as this for a long time.
It's a manga called Gyo, where the fish of the ocean rise up (with creepy spider legs, no less).
Here's an earlier image from the same chapter, entitled 'Shark Attack'
http://i7.tinypic.com/2556mpt.jpg
That is the weirdest freaking thing I've seen in a long time. There's something utterly diabolical and terrifying about that concept to me. Maybe its my combined fear of the ocean and large spiders. But I find that manga truly disturbing. *shudders*
Divinus Arma
08-21-2006, 07:26
That shark in that comic is retarded. RETARDED I SAY!
As for SoaP, I dunno. Why waste $10 a pop for a film to listen to a bunch of illegal immigrants with their screaming infants in the theatre?
I don't go to movies anymore because of these people.
ROFL! Where do you live, Eclectic? I've definitely never had that problem.
i would like to see a spin off "Octopus on an Elevator"
Don't you mean 'Octopi on an Elevator'? Or is your movie a one octopus show?
Octopus on an elevator... because there eight different ways to get the shaft! A tentacular epic of molluskular proportions!
:inquisitive:
Patriarch of Constantinople
08-21-2006, 16:35
Don't you mean 'Octopi on an Elevator'? Or is your movie a one octopus show?
Octopus on an elevator... because there eight different ways to get the shaft! A tentacular epic of molluskular proportions!
:inquisitive:
He can kill 8 people at a time in 8 different wasys...he'd like to try them all.
Kekvit Irae
08-21-2006, 19:04
He can kill 8 people at a time in 8 different wasys...he'd like to try them all.
Ten ways, actually. You forgot the beak and the ink :tongueg:
I saw it after being invited by a friend of mine. It was good. I did more laughing than anything.
Badgers on a Kayak
Ferrets on a Submarine
Bats on a Boat
Sharks on a Kia
Tarantulas on a Tricycle
Lemurs on a Dirigible
:creep:
Vladimir
08-22-2006, 17:21
Raccoons on a Kitten (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,209746,00.html)
Divinus Arma
08-23-2006, 04:53
ROFL! Where do you live, Eclectic? I've definitely never had that problem.
SoCal USA, but I'm gonna keep anything further about that part of the subject to the backroom. I only mentioned here because it really is why I don't go anymore. I get screwed every time. Look, I went to see "Lady in the Water" on a Friday Night. What did I get? So my wife and I walked out. We came back a week later during a daytime matinee. My damn luck: There was only two other folks in the entire theatre: A edit: woman who was sitting quietly watching the film in the very back while her overweight toddler ran back and forth up and down the freakin aisle!!!! (at least he was getting some exercise) I went and got management, and when they threw her out she came running over to me and muttered something in espanol. I don't care who you are or where you come from, but damn show some respect for other viewers. Some people don't have any respect.
So they win. I simply refuse to go anymore. No sweat off my back. I invested in a new big flat screen LCD television, signed up for dish network with DVR, and joined blockbuster online. Now I get movies mailed to me. Its way better.:2thumbsup:
Editted for... ahem... niceness.
Lemurs on a Dirigible
Now that I would pay to see. I would even buy the special inflatable collector's edition.
Vladimir
08-23-2006, 23:16
Snakes on a Plane: Could it mother$u@k!ng happen here?! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKjvpX3pt9Q)
Ja'chyra
08-25-2006, 15:00
I've never understood the cheering and clapping in the cinema.
I recently went to see Miami Vice, just about managed to avoid gouging my eyes out with a dull spoon (terrible film), and there were a few people clapping and cheering when people got shot, it really bugged me. I think it's more of a yank thing though over here you generally only get the occasional laugh at the funny bits or scream when it's scary.
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