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Ok, here it is: the first nonsense topic ever!
Feel free to post and enjoy the nonsense.
About Belgian politics: Guy Verhofstadt should meet a dentist, doesn't he?
That day I was playing RTW. I had this nice army consisting of one Barbarian Warlord and one unit of archers. They were marching to group with my main army, ready to invade Germania.
All of the sudden, my girlfriend came in the room. She wanted to discuss about the preparations of our wedding. So she started talking about the fact that we didn't have much time left to send our invitations to our guests.
Meanwhile, my marching army got ambushed by the Britons, who were supposed to be my allies. I had to pay attention to the battle, but my girlfriend started to shout and became very angry. She said I'm an insensitive monkey.
Finally, she called me an asshole, she started to cry and she slammed the door.
She left me. My precious lady. My beloved one. Such a sweet girl.
I'm all alone now. Desperate, pathetic, in need of human contact.
What could I have done to avoid...
a) losing that battle and b) those damn Britons backstabbing me?
The Stranger
08-10-2006, 17:28
point 1: It is not the first nonsense thread.
point 2: I hold the record for the most nonsensive nonsense threads
point 3: OMG we have a new spammer
Nice to see we have a new spammer. It was kinda boring around here. Nice to have you aboard.
Kralizec
08-10-2006, 18:02
That day I was playing RTW. I had this nice army consisting of one Barbarian Warlord and one unit of archers. They were marching to group with my main army, ready to invade Germania.
All of the sudden, my girlfriend came in the room. She wanted to discuss about the preparations of our wedding. So she started talking about the fact that we didn't have much time left to send our invitations to our guests.
Meanwhile, my marching army got ambushed by the Britons, who were supposed to be my allies. I had to pay attention to the battle, but my girlfriend started to shout and became very angry. She said I'm an insensitive monkey.
Finally, she called me an asshole, she started to cry and she slammed the door.
She left me. My precious lady. My beloved one. Such a sweet girl.
I'm all alone now. Desperate, pathetic, in need of human contact.
What could I have done to avoid...
a) losing that battle and b) those damn Britons backstabbing me?
I have a hard time figuring out wether you're serious or not :inquisitive:
If it's serious, you made a collosal mistake. You should have paid attention to your girlfriend and let your game be.
you could just have pressed the pause button :shame:
If he did that I would call him stupid. Kinda harsh but the truth.
Wel about guy verhofstad, yeah.
About your gf and a RTW Battle Err..Waaa? (Chief Wiggum)
EDit: Gonna love this guy finally a new spammer stands up and he's Belgian. Finally!
WarMachine420
08-10-2006, 19:35
sorry, I just got my member status and don't wanna put it in jeoprody right away but I had to attach my name to this thread.
I'm still not understanding what this has to do with Belgian politics.
Ok, here it is: the first nonsense topic ever!
Feel free to post and enjoy the nonsense.
About Belgian politics: Guy Verhofstadt should meet a dentist, doesn't he?
I guess thats what he means ummmmmmmmm :help:
WarMachine420
08-11-2006, 00:22
I guess thats what he means ummmmmmmmm :help:
Wow...I left the house for a couple of hours and was SURE that this would be locked by now.
In more important news...I have to go to the bathroom.
Wow...I left the house for a couple of hours and was SURE that this would be locked by now.
In more important news...I have to go to the bathroom.
Locked no later maybe. :juggle2:
I see no reason to lock this.
Junior members need a thread to post their nonsense. That way the reactions on the other topics can stay on topic. If one feels the need to post something off topic, one will feel the need to post it here instead of ruining another topic.
I deserve a statue for this :2thumbsup:
And for those who are a bit confused: I'm still going to marry. It was nonsense...
At least I write on topic here :laugh4:
Just a quick reminder: it is not allowed to spam.~:mad
Unless you spam nonsense that is :bounce:
bedlam28
08-11-2006, 10:41
Somehow I ended up going to work with one blue sock and one black today.
I'm hiding my feet under the desk.
Dont know about Belgian politics but I did eat a belgian chocolate once.
It was very nice.
Dark chocolate.
:2thumbsup:
doc_bean
08-11-2006, 11:05
I'm still going to marry.
Poor boy, can we talk you out of it ?
Belgian politics: CD&V is way too sure of themselves for the next election, I think people are actually getting tired of them before they're in office...
Did it have purple mold?
EDit: about CD&V. Yeah but isn't Yves still the most popular candidat? (there must be some strange people over here). Oh well as long as VB doesn't get any more votes,...to bad they will. By the way wich politicians can't you stand? Inge Vervotten from the CD&V is someone I can't stand at all. I don't really know why but I just can't. She and those ******* ****** from VB.
Anyway as this isn't enough nosense anymore, did any one ever saw a hippo wearing a dress?
As long as Yves Leterme doesn't start a campaing for his goat.
First female belgian premier: Leterme's goat.
IF he only had a pie that could run for premier.
matteus the inbred
08-11-2006, 11:22
I'm going to China in two weeks so I can't get into the habit of talking about politics in case I mention Tibet and get locked away in prison á la Richard Gere.
I was going to buy a t-shirt with 'Judean People's Front' on it, and see if anyone got the joke, but I'm told Chinese customs people have NO SENSE OF HUMOUR AT ALL. :bobby2:
Hurray for the new spammer guy...and no, one of the prerequisites to custom person employeeness in China is you absolutely have to be a cranky robot.
I went to work (night shift, factory job) in my pajamas a couple times..it was really comfy, then I started attracting more attention than I wanted..feared people might take more notice to my tendency to ride the handjacks like scooters through the warehouse.
did any one ever saw a hippo wearing a dress?
Everybody knows hippos wear black texudos
A hippo wearing a dress... What nonsense! ~:confused:
Well, at least you stay ontopic. :elephant:
The Stranger
08-11-2006, 13:26
pffffsj which noob said spam was born in the meadhall? SPAM WASNT BORN AT ALL, SPAM IS GOD. SPAM IS THE CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE, I AM SPAM, AND I AM NOT ARROGANT, IM GOD
pffffsj which noob said spam was born in the meadhall? SPAM WASNT BORN AT ALL, SPAM IS GOD. SPAM IS THE CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE, I AM SPAM, AND I AM NOT ARROGANT, IM GOD
Yup this is nonsense.
1782^12 + 1841^12 = 1922^12
The Stranger
08-11-2006, 13:56
i would not spam, my dad is BEIRUT THE MIGHTY AXESWINGING TEDDYBEAR...
Oh no, not the axeswinging teddybear :help:
The Stranger
08-11-2006, 14:11
are you part of the sarcasm club? because do not sarcasm me! i am the god of sarcasm and the founding father of the sarcasm club
There should be some kind of holiday for spam. Hmmmmmmmmm
+1
are you part of the sarcasm club? because do not sarcasm me! i am the god of sarcasm and the founding father of the sarcasm club
The Stranger I think you need help Spammings not healthy.:laugh4:
The Stranger
08-11-2006, 14:22
where have i heard that before? oh yeah... my girlfriend said the same thing...
where have i heard that before? oh yeah... my girlfriend said the same thing...
No not that spam the other spam.:2thumbsup:
The Stranger
08-11-2006, 15:46
i dont know what you are talking about
The Spartan (Returns)
08-11-2006, 15:49
wow this thread is interesting. still cant believe it isnt closed yet.
The Spartan (Returns)
08-11-2006, 15:51
About your gf and a RTW Battle Err..Waaa? (Chief Wiggum)that's either supposed to be Moe or the Mayor.
wait Stranger. I thought you gave up spam by your Beirut song.:inquisitive:
that's either supposed to be Moe or the Mayor.
No, I believe chief wiggum has said "waaa." Atleast once. But a lot different from Moe.
The Stranger
08-11-2006, 16:10
i am not spamming spartan, im merely enjoying this pointless conversation
doc_bean
08-11-2006, 16:15
EDit: about CD&V. Yeah but isn't Yves still the most popular candidat? (there must be some strange people over here). Oh well as long as VB doesn't get any more votes,...to bad they will. By the way wich politicians can't you stand? Inge Vervotten from the CD&V is someone I can't stand at all. I don't really know why but I just can't. She and those ******* ****** from VB.
I do believe he still is, but they started their campaign way to early, no pacing at all...
I can't stand most of the new generation, especially the women, they just get in because of their looks (and honestly that's nothing special) Freya screwed up more than enough imho. I also don't like anyone from VB (Van Hecke actually scares me, I'd swear he's always on the verge of shouting 'Sieg Heil !' *shudder*) and I have issues with Groen! mostly because I do care about the environment but they're acting like headless chickens and have the dumbest and most useless plans imaginable, all the friggin' time. Nothing constructive has ever come from those parts...
I really don't like anyone in politics these days, they're all too ambitious and no one thinks before they announce anything anymore.
matteus the inbred
08-11-2006, 16:21
Hey, that stuff was all relevant to the thread title...is he allowed to do that? ~;)
I really don't like anyone in politics these days, they're all too ambitious and no one thinks before they announce anything anymore.
sounds like every consultant I ever worked with...
Ambitious is good but instaed of being ambitious abou the plans they want to realise or help the poeple they are abitious for filing their pockets and wallets. But hey they're politicians for some reason.
Yeah and about the women I can understand tough it makes me wander how Inge Vervotte reached the top tough...:inquisitive: But also, don't get me wrong I have nothing against female politicians, but sometimes some make me wander if they where put on the list so high because they are good politicians or because the law says so. :no:
These days there isn't even a party I can say of that I they could represent me. Not even in the smallest things. These days it's almost so bad I would move to Wallony and vote Elio. And that's bad! So bad!!!
Oh well Belgian politics, what does it matter anyway. Within a few years Belgum won't even exist anymore... Let's move to the Netherlands! Then we can at least be ruled by a freind of Frodo!
Ohw to keep on topic:
I like pie! hmm pie.
The only party that could represent you, is the one you create yourself (kinda difficult to disagree with yourself, although on some occasions it might happen *produces a hysterical laugh, murmling "schizofrenic, me?" *)
I think I'm going to start my own political party:
The "ANHTWAAWABSBWABW"-party
"Andres Never Has To Work Anymore And Will Always Be Surrounded By Willing And Beautiful Women"
They have one vote already: mine
Roderic the Emptyhanded
08-11-2006, 16:51
I don't know anything about Belgian politics, I do know something about Swedish politics; a girl in a... reality soap (?)... well, a tv-show anyway called "Big Brother" is starting a political party called the "Unique Party".
Anyhwo I also like pie. So I think me and Gertgregoor should start our own party; No-one should have to grow up without tasting blueberry-pie...
...piiie....!
matteus the inbred
08-11-2006, 16:55
pie is good
this is what you get if you type 'pie' into Google and hit 'I'm Feeling Lucky'
http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/pie.htm
O Belgian Orgahs, answer me this; does Belgium have a speciality pie?
In deed we'll form our party! An International Pie Party!
Now that would be a dream come trough. Btw: AndresThecunning Our partys can work together if you want. Cause I'd like to expand your program to a few more people...
We have lots of them.
If you're in the country, go to a town called Geraardsbergen and try the "Mattentaarten".
Delicious...
Keep up the nonsense, because me myself and I won't be online 'til next wednesday.
Hopefully by then I will have 1) full Membership (yeeha!) and 2) won the story contest.
~:cheers:
In deed we'll form our party! An International Pie Party!
Now that would be a dream come trough. Btw: AndresThecunning Our partys can work together if you want. Cause I'd like to expand your program to a few more people...
I'de join the IPP cause I love Pie wooo do I love pie.:2thumbsup:
The Stranger
08-11-2006, 18:27
OMG theyre on topic
Yes I know weebl and bob! long time tough.
lots of pie in Belgium btw. But chocolate and beer is our real specialty!
So you might want to consider chocolate pie! Or Katherina koek. It's like pie but different. With chocolate and coffee taste. But my favourite still is the goodl old gold classic applepie, tough!
point 1: It is not the first nonsense thread.
point 2: I hold the record for the most nonsensive nonsense threads
point 3: OMG we have a new spammer
otherr posts as well..
lol! rofl! lmao! lol!
I don't know what it is.. I almost need to lie down from laughing, serious..
this entire thread.. gah.. we should have more like these.. plain nonsense without spam..:laugh4: :balloon2:
Roderic the Emptyhanded
08-11-2006, 18:51
Ok, so whats your top-3 of pies?
Mine are:
1. Blueberry-pie (no doubt)
2. Rhubarb-pie (I think that's the name of it)
3. Apple-pie
The Stranger
08-11-2006, 19:12
i dont know the name of it but its delicious.
it has cherry filling and chocolate cream, not mocca but chocolate cream
We must have shoofly pie..ooooh, what goodness is the shoofly pie.
doc_bean
08-11-2006, 22:38
These days it's almost so bad I would move to Wallony and vote Elio.
What ??? He's a corrupt and manipulative liar who wastes all our money on pointless projects (new parliament building and such) and then demands more money to fix the economy they ruined themselves :no:
Let's move to the Netherlands!
Eek ! Now I like the Dutchies (most of them anyway) but Dutch and Belgian culture is soooo different a new union of the 'low lands' is certainly not an option.
I say we should become an independant mini state (city state ?).
Also, pie is good.
Very good.
I don't have a favorite pie I love all pies equally. :)
Evil_Maniac From Mars
08-12-2006, 04:05
point 1: It is not the first nonsense thread.
Frontroom anyone?
point 2: I hold the record for the most nonsensive nonsense threads
I dunno...Abokasee anyone?
point 3: OMG we have a new spammer
:2thumbsup:
What ??? He's a corrupt and manipulative liar who wastes all our money on pointless projects (new parliament building and such) and then demands more money to fix the economy they ruined themselves :no:
Ermm did you miss the "AND THAT'S BAD! SO BAD" part?
Eek ! Now I like the Dutchies (most of them anyway) but Dutch and Belgian culture is soooo different a new union of the 'low lands' is certainly not an option.
I say we should become an independant mini state (city state ?).
Also, pie is good.
Very good.
Pie.
Anyway I think that's true tough we might share language, we might be even closer (when it comes to culture) to the Germans or perhpas even the French guys donw in Belgium. And about moving to the Netherlands you don't think I meant serious, did you? I mean I am from Flanders, we are supposed to hate dutch like Homer hates Flanders.~;) (I hate how they called that guy!:furious3: )
Just out of curiousity, these regional animosities intrigue me. Why must flanders hate the dutch? (I know this is probably a stupid, stupid, stupid question, akin to asking "why must all Americans by pure cultural law hate the french?" but..I have to know)
Conradus
08-12-2006, 12:38
There's no exact reason to hate the dutch, but since we speak the same language why in heavens name must they slander it. I mean, it's totally impossible to understand their accent and they just can't speak french :wall:
Furthermore, we were a part of the Netherlands for 15 years and then became a sepparate nation. No real reason to hate the dutch, they're just annoying. French too, we Flemish ar a culture of our own :2thumbsup:
applepie for the win
Just out of curiousity, these regional animosities intrigue me. Why must flanders hate the dutch? (I know this is probably a stupid, stupid, stupid question, akin to asking "why must all Americans by pure cultural law hate the french?" but..I have to know)
We don't need to hate the dutch. Tough I imagine there have been belgians (bout dutch and French speaking who did.) Belgium was part of the Netherlands for about 15 years. And in that period the Blegians were kinda a bit opressed an demanded more right and more equality. Well nobody listened. Then one day after an opera (or something similar) called: "de stomme van portici". There was kinda of an not so quiet protest. And well one thing led to another and well the dutch were kicked out of brussels (because of their own stupidity, long story). And well then Willem II the king well his methods weren't to soft and everything. So people quickly wanted independence and got it after all. 1830-31. Tough manny years before we've been a together too. But those pesky spaniards,...
Anyway, we don't really hate the dutch. It's just like English and French, Americans and Canadians, Spanish guys and Portugese,... Not real hatred but a laughing with each other and stuff. Like that. Absolutly no rivalry or anything, I have dutch freinds too.
Anyway Does anyone know a song about pie?
Edit: Welcome Conradus! SO finally there more Belgians comming to here!
The Stranger
08-12-2006, 14:43
see what?
I see said the blind man who picked up his hammer and saw.
I see said the blind man who picked up his hammer and saw.
He didn't have pie? Poor guy.
The Stranger
08-12-2006, 16:10
whats with the poor guy, poor guy
Roderic the Emptyhanded
08-12-2006, 16:19
He did not have pie...
Poor guy...
I have pie, so I'm not a poor guy!
I have pie, so I'm not a poor guy!
Apple pie, strawberry pie,
all those pies just make me high!
Tough all those pies, I buy
keep me from being a rich guy.
So sing a long and don't be shy!
I have pie, so I'm not a poor guy!
I have pie, so I'm not a poor guy!
Apple pie, strawberry pie,
You don't like pie? Well that's a lie.
Saying that should make you die!
I can eat pies as high as the sky,
So sing a long and don't be shy!
I have pie, so I'm not a poor guy!
I have pie, so I'm not a poor guy!
Apple pie, strawberry pie,
I have no favourite, why should I?
All pies with sugar can make me fly,
So take a piece, I imply
Cause I have a verry big supply
Now sing a long and don't be shy!
I have pie, so I'm not a poor guy!
I have pie, so I'm not a poor guy!
Apple pie, strawberry pie,
there are a lot's of kinds, but give 'm all a try
I wish there were even pies you could fry.
Yes the end of the song is nigh,
So I guess it's time to say bye, bye.
Trust me writing the lyrics was a piece of pie!
Yeah I know strange song, but hey it's a nonsense thread is in't it. But well after I noticed that the sentence I wanted to write rhymed. I just made a song out of it.
Wow, what a poem. :help:
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=46570&page=2
The Stranger
08-12-2006, 17:29
pfffsss my Beirut song is way better
Yeah, but you actually took time and effort to make it. Wich I didn't feel like.
The Stranger
08-12-2006, 17:58
are we being rude?
No I said i didn't put effort in writing a song. Wich you did. Is that being rude?
The Stranger
08-12-2006, 18:48
are you looking for quarrel?
For a quarrel, not really. Just for pie. I don't get what's making you upset. But I bet we can talk it over with some applepie. Or wathever is your favourite.
Please do not fight in the presence of my pies.
Please do not fight in the presence of my pies.
I will never fight when I can eat pie!
Who would?
Roderic the Emptyhanded
08-13-2006, 12:28
Unless you would fight over the last piece of pie, right?
Unless you would fight over the last piece of pie, right?
When I eat pie there are never pieces left.
:dizzy2:
The Stranger
08-13-2006, 13:48
hahhahahha
GodWillsIt
08-13-2006, 14:44
That day I was playing RTW. I had this nice army consisting of one Barbarian Warlord and one unit of archers. They were marching to group with my main army, ready to invade Germania.
All of the sudden, my girlfriend came in the room. She wanted to discuss about the preparations of our wedding. So she started talking about the fact that we didn't have much time left to send our invitations to our guests.
Meanwhile, my marching army got ambushed by the Britons, who were supposed to be my allies. I had to pay attention to the battle, but my girlfriend started to shout and became very angry. She said I'm an insensitive monkey.
Finally, she called me an asshole, she started to cry and she slammed the door.
She left me.
looks like you lost both allies:dizzy2:
The Stranger
08-13-2006, 14:56
Andres, youre joking right
The Spartan (Returns)
08-13-2006, 16:19
cream cheese, cheese cake, cottage cheese<any pie. (except chocalate and chicken and other exceptions)
The Stranger
08-13-2006, 16:42
chocolate is meant to be on cake...but cheese? now i ask you... bleugh
or on pie.
Pies is good.
Yes.
Roderic the Emptyhanded
08-13-2006, 17:51
or on pie.
Pies is good.
Yes.
(arrogant voice)
First of all; Always, always, always use uppercase letters in the beginning of a sentence (Correct? Yes.). Secondly, it's "pies are good".
The grammar-nazi strikes again...
JK :D
pIe IS GoOd I LikE ThE PiE
What if chicken meat was blue...would you still eat it?
(arrogant voice)
First of all; Always, always, always use uppercase letters in the beginning of a sentence (Correct? Yes.). Secondly, it's "pies are good".
The grammar-nazi strikes again...
JK :D
You, no see weebl&bob; you no talk. ~;)
I would eat chicken if it's green, red, brown, purple even white. But blue?
Eh blue chicken yeah I'de eat it as long as it tasted like chicken
best pie:
http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/show.htm
Finally we know.
I hate wee bull.
The Stranger
08-13-2006, 22:06
Eh blue chicken yeah I'de eat it as long as it tasted like chicken
chicken rocks.
what is the same about chicks and chickens
the best parts are white (that is not racism, im talking about the bikini lines ;))
Ofcourse you're talking about bikini lines, my african friend. So you like white chicks, hum?
The Spartan (Returns)
08-13-2006, 22:43
i love chicken. best meat imo.
matteus the inbred
08-14-2006, 10:26
I'm a spammer? Ah well, they say hell isn't so bad once you get used to it.
In China I will be eating dog, cat, snake and possibly rat. I will let you know which one is best, and whether it is better than chicken, and whether it would taste good in a pie.
I'm a spammer? Ah well, they say hell isn't so bad once you get used to it.
In China I will be eating dog, cat, snake and possibly rat. I will let you know which one is best, and whether it is better than chicken, and whether it would taste good in a pie.
Lol I wander if that would be good with pie indeed.
By the way, rat is quite good I've heard.
matteus the inbred
08-14-2006, 11:26
You wouldn't believe how much I hope you are right, Gertgregoor...
doc_bean
08-14-2006, 11:40
chicken rocks.
what is the same about chicks and chickens
the best parts are white (that is not racism, im talking about the bikini lines ;))
No, the best parts are pink !
In China I will be eating dog, cat, snake and possibly rat. I will let you know which one is best, and whether it is better than chicken, and whether it would taste good in a pie.
I recently ate whale, it tastes a bit like horse imho. I don't think it would work in a pie. Unless we're considering all pies and not just the sweet ones ?
Avicenna
08-14-2006, 12:06
I'm a spammer? Ah well, they say hell isn't so bad once you get used to it.
In China I will be eating dog, cat, snake and possibly rat. I will let you know which one is best, and whether it is better than chicken, and whether it would taste good in a pie.
mmm... why not turtles?
matteus the inbred
08-14-2006, 12:37
mmm... why not turtles?
too hard to catch. little beggars go like greased lightning.
too hard to catch. little beggars go like greased lightning.
in water, they can move quite fast...except for those who live on the land...I guess.
I'm so proud of you guys.
So much nonsense in my absence.
:2thumbsup:
So, for some reason, you guys are considering turtle and chicken-pie?
Pie makes you fat. Fat is not healthy. On the other hand, chicken meat doesn't have (much) fat. Would that make chicken pie a diet-pie, I wonder...?
Oh, I became a full member.
Yeeha, now I can spa..., sorry, P O S T, in the other forums.
Hmm CHickenpie...
But don't you dare to talk negative about pie!!! :angry:
Pie is good. Pie = God. Gertgregoor is the high priest of Pie.
Worship pie or you will burn in hell!
Pie doesn't make you fat, it gives you enery to sport. Pie gives you muscles. Popeye eats pie! Hercules ate pie! Zeus didn't eat pie. He IS pie.
I pray to the pie. I bow for pie.
And then I eat it with much devotion.
Oh almighty pie! Please, bring me the pleasure of your taste on my tongue.
Ofcourse you're talking about bikini lines, my african friend. So you like white chicks, hum?
Oh, they moved Holland to Africa?
A good thing indeed. Their windmills will bring lots of fresh air over there. But to walk in the jungle on houten klompen?
matteus the inbred
08-17-2006, 10:43
Pie doesn't make you fat, it gives you enery to sport. Pie gives you muscles. Popeye eats pie! Hercules ate pie! Zeus didn't eat pie. He IS pie.
I thought Popeye ate spinach?
Desperate Dan ate cow pies.
I thought Popeye ate spinach?
Desperate Dan ate cow pies.
Popeye ate pie. It's a conspiracy! They modified those cartoons. He ate pie, not spinach.
Damn cartoon-modifiers! They are everywhere! Everywhere! :help:
Popeye ate pie! You damn liars. Pie he ate. Verhofstadt never eats pie. You can see it on his ugly teeth. And Bush too. Verhofstadt and Bush: they modified the Popeye cartoons! Damn spinach-lobbyists!
Pie!
matteus the inbred
08-17-2006, 10:59
I'm partial to spinach. And kale. But mainly pie, for from pie do all blessings flow. Even if there apparently is a political conspiracy to subvert the true meaning of pie.
:inquisitive:
Apparently.
you're trying to deny the conspiracy? Hm!
Ah, now I see, you're also a conspirator. Aren't you trying to convince me to eat spinach instead of pie?
You pie-hater! You will burn in the pie-less hell of the Devil-without-Pie!
You will be punished for your blaspheme : No more pie for you!
matteus the inbred
08-17-2006, 11:19
Whoa, I think a course of Valium Pie might become necessary...! Knock-out shot please :nurse:
You see! It is a conspiracy. Now they claim a true pie believer to be suffering from a mental disease. Please, no Valium-pie! Not again! Aaaaa...rgh
matteus the inbred
08-17-2006, 11:28
Now I have him unconscious, I shall begin my master plan...to create a human-pie hybrid, and rule ze world!!! Buwahahahaaaaaa...:freak:
Igor, pass me that scalpel...
Popeye ate pie. It's a conspiracy! They modified those cartoons. He ate pie, not spinach.
Damn cartoon-modifiers! They are everywhere! Everywhere! :help:
Popeye ate pie! You damn liars. Pie he ate. Verhofstadt never eats pie. You can see it on his ugly teeth. And Bush too. Verhofstadt and Bush: they modified the Popeye cartoons! Damn spinach-lobbyists!
Pie!
Popeye eats spinache. But the true hero pop-pie eats pie. And this is the real hero, while the other one is just a fraud promoting spinage because they tought it contained a lot of iron.
The Stranger
08-17-2006, 13:39
i guess i missed too much to catch up so ill start some new nonsense.
I AM NOT STRANGE.,.. now can anyone top my nonsense?
If you're not strange, then what are you?
Oh, I know.
You are a spinachepie.
Bwah, spinachepie.
Popeye eats spinache. But the true hero pop-pie eats pie. And this is the real hero, while the other one is just a fraud promoting spinage because they tought it contained a lot of iron.
I once broke my tooth on a leaf of spinache.
Damn iron. It should be forbidden. Verhofstadt eats a lot of spinache: look at his teeth. They are all broken.
You see: it's all a conspiracy. Even the Stranger is involved. I discovered he is a spinachepie. Isn't that cunning of him?
I must say, I admire his disguise. Very original. It's difficult to call a pie, even it is a spinache-pie, your enemy.
Nevertheless, he will burn in the Pie-less Hell.
Ha!
Pie!
The Stranger
08-17-2006, 14:48
I once broke my tooth on a leaf of spinache.
Damn iron. It should be forbidden. Verhofstadt eats a lot of spinache: look at his teeth. They are all broken.
You see: it's all a conspiracy. Even the Stranger is involved. I discovered he is a spinachepie. Isn't that cunning of him?
I must say, I admire his disguise. Very original. It's difficult to call a pie, even it is a spinache-pie, your enemy.
Nevertheless, he will burn in the Pie-less Hell.
Ha!
Pie!
i am caught.:shame:
matteus the inbred
08-17-2006, 14:54
Man, this thread is getting random...
I blame the antihistamines, I'm up to my eyeballs on a psychadelic cocktail of Piriton and coffee right now...:dizzy2:
The Stranger
08-17-2006, 15:13
im on coke and weed
matteus the inbred
08-17-2006, 15:16
im on coke and weed
Er, you win. All the time, or just right now?
The Stranger
08-17-2006, 15:22
why do you think they call me the strangest of them all?... i guess that question needed not to be asked.
I'm on flat water.
Guess GertGregoor is on pie...
The Stranger
08-17-2006, 15:44
no he is lying he disgusts pie he just wants to be special
Hm.
No more pie today.
What a pitty.
Anybody intrested in s-Pie-ghetti with chocolate ice cream on top of it?
I wander how someone came up with the name ananas.
They couldn't call ananas apples, could they?
Then it wouldn't be ananases anymore, but apples.
Besides, ananas aren't bananas.
Is it clear now?
No, but what if they called it: Wangogo's?
Doesn't that sound exotic, delicious and sexy. Hmmm Wangogo Pie... Sounds so much better.
doc_bean
08-18-2006, 17:53
im on coke and weed
I suspected as much :laugh4:
The Stranger
08-18-2006, 18:16
now how could you suspect me of any crime. Have i ever been warned or alerted by any (.org) gouverment. Have i ever done something that was against someones rules. did i ever act suspicious or weird. did i ever give you even the slightest reason to suspect me of using coke and weed simultaniously. now did i?
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sorry brainoverload
pffffha
sorry brainoverload
pffffha
Don't feel sorry. We understand. It must be hard being dutch.
hmmm wangogo pie.
The Stranger
08-18-2006, 19:37
than it must be worse being belgian. i mean how many people our proud that their goverment builds highways so they can be seen from the moon... c'mon thats even worse than having Harry Potter as premier
than it must be worse being belgian. i mean how many people our proud that their goverment builds highways so they can be seen from the moon... c'mon thats even worse than having Harry Potter as premier
Ans you can't even find the roads. They can be seen from the moon and you duthc can't even find them!:dizzy2:
:oops:
Abokasee
08-18-2006, 21:25
before anyone mention of the bartix thread thats a birth of religon and the power of the smilee :laugh4: :2thumbsup:
The Stranger
08-19-2006, 12:38
because you are the only one to see the convenience in putting the sign for the turn... after the turn... now that is smart :P
you know i love you eh ;)
because you are the only one to see the convenience in putting the sign for the turn... after the turn... now that is smart :P
you know i love you eh ;)
You know there's usually more then one exit on a highway. :laugh4:
Papewaio
08-19-2006, 13:37
Politics for the backroom. :skull:
https://img245.imageshack.us/img245/7504/spooktzq7.th.jpg (https://img245.imageshack.us/my.php?image=spooktzq7.jpg)
het spookt hier!
ps: vind de 4 fouten. ;)
Roderic the Emptyhanded
08-19-2006, 14:04
Are there actually much politics here now?
Isn't it more nonsense, like...
... pies?
The Stranger
08-19-2006, 14:36
You know there's usually more then one exit on a highway. :laugh4:
well iwas talking about your roads in general. i posted a thread about this a year ago :P... when we got lost after we were in belgium for just 5 minutes... we had already biked a hour in holland and everything went great... till we crossed the border and the bruxelles city signs were found in antwerp...
Our roads are simply made for people with an iq.
~;p
Gah! pie gah!
btw.. who is the user 'pie' on your pic, gg? :balloon2:
Gah! pie gah!
btw.. who is the user 'pie' on your pic, gg? :balloon2:
It's a find the 4 differences pic. You saw one, three to go!
(I didn't fake the 666 views tough.)
2: the strangerina.. I don't think such user exists :book: :balloon2: :P
two more to go.
Edit it might be easier if you have the entrance hall in another window. Tough should be verry easy, the other one might not.
pIe IS GoOd I LikE ThE PiE
I dont understand nothing here.
I dont understand nothing here.
Weeble and bob. There's a link to it here some where.
Roderic the Emptyhanded
08-19-2006, 19:39
In my sig there's a link to weebl and bob :D
The Stranger
08-19-2006, 21:21
whos The Strangerina?
whos The Strangerina?
Yes that's what we want to know. So tell us who's the lukcy girl?
~D
The Stranger
08-20-2006, 17:26
i dunno, i thought you would tell me?
got them:
3: it's 'Raz', not 'Razkal'
4: 'tomorrow' in the upper thread.. rofl lmao lol!!! :laugh4: that one was funny ~:) :laugh4:
I like this kind of detective work.. kinda simple though
Weeble and bob. There's a link to it here some where.
Im still doesnt understanding nothing here
The talk your own language thread got locked!
~:mecry:
Why? Can somebody please tell me why!
O tempora, O mores!
What a cruel world.
only temporarily, beirut said..
exactly.. he just closed it because he didn't like our reaction to his 'shhhh' :laugh4: :P :laugh4: :laugh4:
no sense of humour.
Although I think it's a nice guy, yes yes. Don't know him personnally, but he seems to be very funny. Not the type of mod that would lock an awesome thread as this one.
Avicenna
08-21-2006, 13:29
arrivederci
Arrividerci? Doesn't that mean farewell?
Are you leaving us?
What a pitty.
got them:
3: it's 'Raz', not 'Razkal'
4: 'tomorrow' in the upper thread.. rofl lmao lol!!! :laugh4: that one was funny ~:) :laugh4:
I like this kind of detective work.. kinda simple though
I'll make another one, a harder one or something, when in the mood.
I prefer you make pie. Please...?
I can't put pie on the net! Where do you live perhaps I can send it to you by post?
Jaja rode paars.
Sending pie by post?
What a disgrace!
That poor piece of pie in dark box, treated by some rude postmen.
Shame on you, GG! ~:angry:
No more pie for you for the rest of the week!
Poor pie... :no:
The talk your own language thread got locked!
~:mecry:
Why? Can somebody please tell me why!
O tempora, O mores!
What a cruel world.
Crea uno nuevo!:oops: Create one new here
It wouldn't be the same anymore...
Besides, it was TheStranger's thread.
Well, let him decide if he want to start a new one.
Meanwhile:
+1 (yeeha!)
Sending pie by post?
What a disgrace!
That poor piece of pie in dark box, treated by some rude postmen.
Shame on you, GG! ~:angry:
No more pie for you for the rest of the week!
Poor pie... :no:
So how do you want me to give you pie then?
And by the way do no forget you simple primitve mortal that I Gert the Great, ruler of pie, sweets and granny porn am the king of pie-topia! Ruler of pies, my delicious freinds, and that I will eat pie whenevr I want!
So be nice, or I'll send my army of royal pie infantry to deal whith you for once!
It wouldn't be the same anymore...
Besides, it was TheStranger's thread.
Well, let him decide if he want to start a new one.
Meanwhile:
+1 (yeeha!)
Check the meeting hall.
I am going to create a new topic, this is only for new members
So how do you want me to give you pie then?
And by the way do no forget you simple primitve mortal that I Gert the Great, ruler of pie, sweets and granny porn am the king of pie-topia! Ruler of pies, my delicious freinds, and that I will eat pie whenevr I want!
So be nice, or I'll send my army of royal pie infantry to deal whith you for once!
I'll flank them with my french frie heavy cavalry, after my chocolote archers have decimated them!
I'll flank them with my french frie heavy cavalry, after my chocolote archers have decimated them!
Pff you really think they can beat my overpowered, unbalanced multiple HP pie units? And I also have beer onagers ready (with added sugar for more alcohol!).
Tsssk.
Then I'll use my anachronistic Westmalle-atom bombs.
Na!
And if that doesn't work, I'll FART!!
Hèhèhè
you were 28?
:inquisitive:
you were 28?
:inquisitive:
And already becoming childish again...
What a pitty
*** calls the nurse to change his swaddling cloth ***
:nurse:
The Stranger
08-22-2006, 22:00
This is not here
This is not here
You know you can spoil the spoils by using the quote option.
the spoiler says:"You know you can spoil the spoils by using the quote option."
Does that spoiled spoiler spoils the spoiler joke?
it spoiling does, you spoiled, spoiling-spoiler!:furious3:
:dizzy2:
:balloon2: :juggle2: :laugh4:
Oh don't spoil my spoiling spoiled spoil joke, spoiler!
Sorry guys, I'm just posting to check my post count.
Btw, is there another way to check the amount of posts you made?
I wonder, would I reach 200 posts today?
Mithrandir
08-23-2006, 17:09
Not on my Watch.
No spamming.
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