View Full Version : When did you lose yours?
Ja'chyra
08-15-2006, 13:02
As an extension of the music=sex thread, when did you Orgites actually pop the old cherry?
Rodion Romanovich
08-15-2006, 13:04
I like cherries, but strawberries are nicer
+1
Vladimir
08-15-2006, 13:13
You know, it is surgically possible to restore your virginity. I’m just not sure if it works with guys.
Peasant Phill
08-15-2006, 13:29
I lost my virginity when I was 16 years old. That is close to my national average (= 15y 7m). I had sex sex for the first time after waiting a whole year (it was my girlfriends first time to). I will sound very old fashion now but I'm still together with her after 8 years.
Well, it really depends what classifies as losing your virginity, I had my first (and so far only) vaginal intercourse at the age 0f 15 and 10 months, but I have engadged in oral and fingering a few times before that.
*awaits Christian response that I am going to hell for having pre-marital sex*
Vladimir
08-15-2006, 14:48
Well, it really depends what classifies as losing your virginity, I had my first (and so far only) vaginal intercourse at the age 0f 15 and 10 months, but I have engadged in oral and fingering a few times before that.
*awaits Christian response that I am going to hell for having pre-marital sex*
May you burrrrrrrn. :devil:
doc_bean
08-15-2006, 15:29
20+ even (errrr 20 or 21, I don't even remember).
I wasn't really interested that much in girls in highschool, or rather, I wasn't interested in highschool girls. Women who think acting out scenes from friends is good entertainment are a definite turn off for me. :book:
The Spartan (Returns)
08-15-2006, 15:32
i plan to keep it until im married. old christian style you know?
Ja'chyra
08-15-2006, 16:03
I suppose as I started it I should spill, so to speak :inquisitive:
I was 14, she was 18, it was Christmas............................and it didn't last long :laugh4:
The Spartan (Returns)
08-15-2006, 16:10
:shocked3:
btw when you mean it didnt last long.. do you mean the "thing" didnt last long? or it didnt last long to for "it" to happen?
LeftEyeNine
08-15-2006, 16:12
Oh well then again, what were the fishes that ate MRD's arse called ?
Kagemusha
08-15-2006, 16:19
I was 14,it happened couple weeks before i turned 15.The girl was 15 and it was the first time for us both.Pretty amateurish stuff.But i have been studying that fine art ever since with great enthusiasm!:laugh4:
The Spartan (Returns)
08-15-2006, 16:20
dunno but here's the link to that disgusting thread. clicky (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=67238)
i plan to keep it until im married. old christian style you know?
Me too...
But, the temptation is getting stronger, then again there is no girl yet...
I don't know...:help:
Templar Knight
08-15-2006, 17:43
I was 15 when I lost mine. It was at a wedding, she must have been twice my age :shame: :2thumbsup:
I was 15 when I lost mine. It was at a wedding, she must have been twice my age :shame: :2thumbsup:
I can only guess there was alcohol involved? :sweatdrop:
Templar Knight
08-15-2006, 17:50
Not for me anyway, I wasnt allowed because I was underage, she must have felt sorry for me and took me to her room.
scooter_the_shooter
08-15-2006, 18:01
I'd prefer to stay out of the fiery pits of hell:help: so...I obviously haven't yet.
Silver Rusher
08-15-2006, 18:50
Wow, lots of underaged ****ers in this thread.
I also notice that the Scots seem quite 'active'. Never knew they were such pimps.
scotchedpommes
08-15-2006, 18:55
Wow, lots of underaged ****ers in this thread.
I also notice that the Scots seem quite 'active'. Never knew they were such pimps.
Record holders for teenage pregnancies in Western Europe. Should I put a
thumbs-up here? I resist.
I'd prefer to stay out of the fiery pits of hell:help: so...I obviously haven't yet.
Better keep your hands up then... :laugh4:
Wow, lots of underaged ****ers in this thread.
I also notice that the Scots seem quite 'active'. Never knew they were such pimps.
Yes, you gt that right.
Justiciar
08-15-2006, 19:11
Wow, lots of underaged ****ers in this thread.
Or so they claim. Take statements like "I lost mine when I was 14, she was 18, it was in a (insert erotic location)" with a pinch of salt. I'm sure a few of you are telling the truth, but I bet 3 out of 4 times someone says that they're talking out of their arse. :laugh4:
Still a virgin m'self. Can't claim I'm looking to lose it with any great intensity either. When I reach 20 I'll start to panic.
Samurai Waki
08-15-2006, 19:14
I was 16... she was...oh... mid twenties I suppose... Blue Eyed, Blonde Haired, Scandanavian Goddess... it was very, very intense. and thank god Amy isn't an Orgah :laugh4:
EDIT: Oh and from what I can surmise, experienced as well.
I was 15 when I lost mine. It was at a wedding, she must have been twice my age :shame: :2thumbsup:
Awesome!
16 for vag, for me.
Ser Clegane
08-15-2006, 20:07
I'd prefer to stay out of the fiery pits of hell
That's the first time I hear a woman's private parts called "fiery pits of hell" :inquisitive:
...
:oops: you meant something different ... my fault ... just forget that I posted here...
BTW, to those who voted anything below 16 ... I'm gonna tell your parents (and your grandparents)
doc_bean
08-15-2006, 20:11
That's the first time I hear a woman's private parts called "fiery pits of hell" :inquisitive:
...
:oops: you meant something different ... my fault ... just forget that I posted here...
That's how I read it too....
The Spartan (Returns)
08-15-2006, 20:15
how do you people get older people to "do" it with you at such young ages? my goodness is it that easy? i shall soon find out...
scooter_the_shooter
08-15-2006, 20:16
I am a christian...sex before marriage = sin...sinners go to hell. :help: (that's what I meant)
Of course everyone sins...but you have to try and minimize your sins as much as possible.
Of course everyone sins...but you have to try and minimize your sins as much as possible.
No I am/was happy enough having pre marital sex and living my life the way I like it and not according to 2000 year old texts thank you.
Templar Knight
08-15-2006, 20:29
Man I hardly call shagging a sin, part of the problem is people aren't getting enough.
No I am/was happy enough having pre marital sex and living my life the way I like it and not according to 2000 year old texts thank you.
Nobody is trying to stop you, thank you.:dizzy2:
Ser Clegane
08-15-2006, 20:38
I am a christian...sex before marriage = sin...sinners go to hell. (that's what I mean)
I know - just pulling your leg ~;)
And just for the record, I do not see any problem with people deciding to wait with sex until they are married. Your personal decision to make.
Not yet, not yet.
I will wait for a nice girl to do that... But I won't bloody wait for marriage. It's just I don't want to do it with the first girl I see. Okay maybe will. But still... Oh well perhaps a bit practicing for that special girl then...Yes I'll just have to practice a lot for that special girl, that's it!
:sweatdrop:
Anyway...
Templar Knight
08-15-2006, 20:55
You will want to test drive her first, wont you?
Ja'chyra
08-15-2006, 21:49
Or so they claim. Take statements like "I lost mine when I was 14, she was 18, it was in a (insert erotic location)" with a pinch of salt. I'm sure a few of you are telling the truth, but I bet 3 out of 4 times someone says that they're talking out of their arse. :laugh4:
Still a virgin m'self. Can't claim I'm looking to lose it with any great intensity either. When I reach 20 I'll start to panic.
Well, as I'm 31 I don't really have anything to gain from making up stories, so take it as you will
As the actress said to the bishop :laugh4:
Peasant Phill
08-15-2006, 22:19
Originally Posted by ceasar010
I am a christian...sex before marriage = sin...sinners go to hell. (that's what I mean)
Just confess your sins and pay the fine (not sure about the right word in English) just like in the old days. As long as you have money and a priest who's willing to forgive you, you can get away with almost anything in Catholicism.
BTW I wasn't lying and do perceive me as an evil person just because I had premarital sex with the girl I'm still with. Hell we're holding on longer than a lot of married couples (8 years and counting).
Tribesman
08-15-2006, 23:52
I am a christian...sex before marriage = sin...sinners go to hell.
Nope sex outside of marraige is OK , it says so in the bible :juggle2:
Heres a true story of me (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0405422/)
Anyways early 20's for me
Haven't done it yet.
No religious reason, just haven't found the girl yet.
The Spartan (Returns)
08-16-2006, 01:16
You will want to test drive her first, wont you?haha! i bet thats what all first-timers want eh?
Hmmmm.....
I suppose the first time i saw a girlie's 'bits' was when I was born.
Divinus Arma
08-16-2006, 02:41
I am a christian...sex before marriage = sin...sinners go to hell.
Nope sex outside of marraige is OK , it says so in the bible :juggle2:
What verse?
Papewaio
08-16-2006, 02:44
Seems strange to call a gain in practical knowledge a loss.
Two tradies:
Hey Bro, I just lost my trade certificate.
Oh so you're not an apprentice anymore.
Darth Vader to the Emp:
I just lost my force.
Yes my apprentice you now are a Sith.
The Spartan (Returns)
08-16-2006, 02:52
But are you still master of your domain?
-Jerry Seinfeld
(its actually about masturbating but I can still use it)
I was 18 at the time. Had NG duty in Cali and had two days of R&R so when out and about me and some buddies stopped at a "massage clinic". Well needless to say the massage and happy ending were quite enjoyable. Nice Korean girl, never even got her name though. Cost 60 for the massage and another 60 for the extra.
Guess I'm the super sinner here!
Hmm, I hate to join in a trend, but I lost mine around 14, and yes, it was to an older girl (I believe she was 18). The only interesting details: she was the American/Korean daughter of a fundamentalist minister. I haven't the slightest idea why she bothered with me, since she was very good-looking and I was a gangly mess of hair and braces, but I was very, very grateful.
Maybe some women have a fantasy of introducing a younger man to the pleasures of the flesh? There has to be something to it. We can't all be making stories up ...
Strike For The South
08-16-2006, 04:31
Hmm, I hate to join in a trend, but I lost mine around 14, and yes, it was to an older girl (I believe she was 18). The only interesting details: she was the American/Korean daughter of a fundamentalist minister. I haven't the slightest idea why she bothered with me, since she was very good-looking and I was a gangly mess of hair and braces, but I was very, very grateful.
:mellow:
Incongruous
08-16-2006, 05:30
Its when losing virginity threads start popping up that you know people are spending too much time at the org.
Maybe, if I am posting this then it shows that I am obviously becoming fond of this site.
I haven't, I am waiting for the right girl, still got pleanty of time :2thumbsup:
edyzmedieval
08-16-2006, 12:39
My god, lots of guys who popped the cherry under 18 years old.
I'll do that when I see the perfect girl in front of my eyes.
Ok, even almost perfect gets me, but still...
Nice thread though. :laugh4:
Virgins are so romantic! Stop that 'waiting for the right one' nonsense right now, you would screw your right one's mother when given the chance and you know it. Everything that has two humps yet isn't a camal is good enough for me when I am sufficiently intoxicated, bad sex is better then no sex at all.
ps, I was a bit late, 17
Ja'chyra
08-16-2006, 13:21
Should we extend this to a "Where is the Strangest Place You've had Sex"?
And that means locations, not orifices.
Mine was in the back of a Cinquecento, bit of a struggle but we managed, it helps being only 5'4".
21.
And next month I'm going to marry the same girl.
Do you think I'm going to burn? After all, we ARE going to get married. We just switched the order of things. Please, tell me I'm not going to burn :sweatdrop: ?
Please, tell me I'm not going to burn :sweatdrop: ?
You're going to buuuuuuuuurn ....
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/T20sinner.jpg
edyzmedieval
08-16-2006, 16:52
:laugh4:
Lmao Lemur.
Virgins are so romantic! Stop that 'waiting for the right one' nonsense right now, you would screw your right one's mother when given the chance and you know it. Everything that has two humps yet isn't a camal is good enough for me when I am sufficiently intoxicated, bad sex is better then no sex at all.
ps, I was a bit late, 17
You're a Fragoony when it comes to sex. ~;)
You're going to buuuuuuuuurn ....
Kinda tragic, why can't you burn first and have hot sex later, damn that atraction thingie. People spend so much money on ribbed condoms when the hot firy flames of hell does the same thing to raw flesh.
You're a Fragoony when it comes to sex.
As long as it comes mia muca. What it is I'll leave to your imagination.
[SPOIL]You looked didn't ya[SPOIL]
IrishArmenian
08-16-2006, 17:37
I was 20. I was married to her already (back off, different cultures get married at different times). I am very happy I was in the army from 13 on or I probably would've been erlier. I hit the wrong button thoe, so it says 18.
Should we extend this to a "Where is the Strangest Place You've had Sex"?
And that means locations, not orifices.
Mine was in the back of a Cinquecento, bit of a struggle but we managed, it helps being only 5'4".
I'd glad your clarified "places'.
IrishArmenian
08-16-2006, 18:29
Hmm, A restraunt freezer, a roof top, and my father-in-law's office when my wife was working for him. He wasn't there you sick bastards!
edyzmedieval
08-16-2006, 19:57
Maybe he was watching porn downstairs.... ~;)
Devastatin Dave
08-16-2006, 20:36
16, my ass is still tingly...:oops:
IrishArmenian
08-16-2006, 20:59
I thought the .Org implemented the "Don't ask, Don't tell policy", Dave.
Evil_Maniac From Mars
08-16-2006, 22:24
Location: None of your ### #### business
Sometimes, I wish that also applied to this thread.
Devastatin Dave
08-17-2006, 03:37
I thought the .Org implemented the "Don't ask, Don't tell policy", Dave.
I'm here!!! I'm queer!!! Buy me a beer!!!:laugh4:
edyzmedieval
08-17-2006, 14:20
I'm here!!! I'm queer!!! Buy me a beer!!!:laugh4:
He's made! He's tamed! He's Devastatin Dave! ~;)
Had to find a rhyme. ~D
I wonder if you guys were 10 and had the courage to pop the cherry with for example, Angelina Jolie. :inquisitive:
:laugh4:
The Stranger
08-17-2006, 14:32
backroom sure changed since the last time i visit... i guess nobody will know what i voted
I was 16 when some Puerto Rican hooker took my cherry from me in a local cat house. At the time I was too shy and overweight to get a girlfriend (the atrocious male/female ratio in my high school didn't help matters) but I was also adamant about not waiting for the 'right girl' to come along. I was in good hands though, obviously this Boriqua puta had done this many many many many many many times before... :wink:
I'm here!!! I'm queer!!! Buy me a beer!!!:laugh4:
W00t! New sig line! :2thumbsup:
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