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I put a can of diet coke in the freezer and forgot about it... Now it's frozen to hell... That was my last can, and i'm very very thirsty! You all must pay for this, since it is all of your faults. ALL OF YOUR FAULTS! :furious3:
Theres always water I guess :shrug:
Teleklos Archelaou
08-16-2006, 05:16
"What a lamentable thing it is that men should blame the gods...as the source of their troubles, when it is their own wickedness that brings them sufferings worse than any which Destiny allots them." - Homer, Odysse 1.32
CountArach
08-16-2006, 05:26
Wow, this topic has so much merit :)
But seriously, I'm sorry I forgot to remind you about your coke, my bad.
-Praetor-
08-16-2006, 06:20
"What a lamentable thing it is that men should blame the gods
I know that the devs have accomplished much on the developing of EB... but to call yourselves gods... that`s heresy.
Smug alert!!!!
"What a lamentable thing it is that men should blame the gods...as the source of their troubles, when it is their own wickedness that brings them sufferings worse than any which Destiny allots them." - Homer, Odysse 1.32
:laugh4:
Oh snap, Dayve. You just got served.
By the way, why is this thread even here?
Yeah happens to me all the time. Beer in freezer.... :balloon2:
GiantMonkeyMan
08-16-2006, 10:44
all we need now is someone discussing the history of the zipper...
Darkarbiter
08-16-2006, 13:46
I know that the devs have accomplished much on the developing of EB... but to call yourselves gods... that`s heresy.
Smug alert!!!!
*Goes off to worship dark89
am i a heratic?
Cheexsta
08-16-2006, 14:03
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Teleklos Archelaou
08-16-2006, 14:59
*Goes off to worship dark89
am i a heratic?Not necessarily. But I think that with your recent comments elsewhere too, those discussions of working with scripts and becoming an EB member probably aren't going to go any further. :dizzy2:
Right, you are all forgiven. I thawed it out and put it back in the freezer to go cold again, and then drank it. I'll let it slip this time, but i'm warning you all... Don't let it happen again, i won't let something this serious slip twice...
The Spartan (Returns)
08-16-2006, 22:23
yes.
please rename to Baritx 2 thread.
Ok, We'll try to keep all your problems sorted for you:juggle2:
Ok, We'll try to keep all your problems sorted for you:juggle2:
That's what i like to hear.
:weirdthread:
"What a lamentable thing it is that men should blame the gods...as the source of their troubles, when it is their own wickedness that brings them sufferings worse than any which Destiny allots them." - Homer, Odysse 1.32
~:thumb:
a :elephant: and :balloon2: :balloon2: for all
Shigawire
08-17-2006, 12:54
I put a can of diet coke in the freezer and forgot about it... Now it's frozen to hell... That was my last can, and i'm very very thirsty! You all must pay for this, since it is all of your faults. ALL OF YOUR FAULTS! :furious3:
Diet Coke? You on a diet or something?
I'd strongly advice anyone from drinking Diet soda, as it contains Aspartame, that sweetener which makes it X times more poisonous than regular Coca Cola.
Cancerogenous. :skull:
Though I heard rumors they were going to change the sweetener.
Slartibardfast
08-17-2006, 13:34
Greetings creatures from another world.
Ahhhh! Diet Coke.
Symbol of democratic freedom in calary consciencious capatolistic west.
mmmmmm!
Blrrraagh!
See its really a cure. Basically anyone who drinks it insantly turns into an axe wielding homocidal maniac.
It might be to late for aspiring imergree landlords like Jertsy Belovsky but you Sonny Jim got off lightly and sould count yourself lucky your coke is all gone and so easilly at that.
The Indian state of Kerella whose ground water was piosoned by CCAmatil factories had to fight the barstards in court to get rid of the last can there.
GiantMonkeyMan
08-17-2006, 15:25
i was once walking into town with a few friends and this guy threw a diet coke at us... :inquisitive: he obviously wanted regular
another thing i blame on the EB team
Reenk Roink
08-17-2006, 15:35
Next time mix it with alcohol...
or antifreeze...
The insidious nature of the EB team gets everywhere. I for one have been the direct cause of five playground fights, a number of minor driving offenses, a back-garden war over a protruding hedge, some backstabbing in the UN, a rather nasty bicycle accident involving a scraped knee and a crying child, and also every bar of chocolate that you've brought in the last two months that once opened is completely and utterly melted!
All this and more is the true reason why 0.8 is taking so long to get out the door. EB has to keep up appearances.
Foot
Greetings creatures from another world.
Ahhhh! Diet Coke.
Symbol of democratic freedom in calary consciencious capatolistic west.
mmmmmm!
Blrrraagh!
See its really a cure. Basically anyone who drinks it insantly turns into an axe wielding homocidal maniac.
Never knew Beirut drinks diet coke.
No, diet coke still contains Asperatame(sp), but i find water revolting... I live in England and obviously we have drinkable tap water, but i find it disgusting... Unless it is flavoured in a bottle or with some Robinsons added... Anyway, i've been drinking at least 20 cans of diet coke a week for the last year, and i don't have any problems with cancer, and if i ever do get it, i can blame it on diet coke and sue the bastards!
a back-garden war over a protruding hedge
That line had me rolling. Brilliant turn of phrase.
Lavastein
08-18-2006, 13:32
this thread is weired. water is the greatest drinking substance knowm to man. I think it tastes delicious. I drink it with everything. Cake, pizza, hamburgers. You name it. I think diet soda tastes good to, so I cant go wrong with anyone here :2thumbsup:
The Spartan (Returns)
08-18-2006, 15:36
can we kill this thread? nothing funny is coming out of it tbh.
I agree... I wish people wouldn't make silly spam threads like this that really add nothing to this particular forum.
The Spartan (Returns)
08-18-2006, 19:21
no, no spam is okay its just not funny in this thread.
no, no spam is okay its just not funny in this thread.
That's why it's spam, sigh, if it was funny it ws no spam. Then it would be a thread which would add some humour to the forum. This however doesn't.
That's why it's spam, sigh, if it was funny it ws no spam. Then it would be a thread which would add some humour to the forum. This however doesn't.
I have an idea that would bring humour to the forum... You and Spartan can post pictures of your mothers.
I have an idea that would bring humour to the forum... You and Spartan can post pictures of your mothers.
Ooh, not holding any punches eh?
I have an idea that would bring humour to the forum... You and Spartan can post pictures of your mothers.
No need to get personal Dayve and keep the mothers out of this, cos remember "When you put down one mother, you are putting down mothers all over the world (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_rBidCkJxo)
Foot
-Praetor-
08-19-2006, 00:24
No need to get personal Dayve and keep the mothers out of this, cos remember "When you put down one mother, you are putting down mothers all over the world (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_rBidCkJxo)
Foot
That was the most...............
how should I put it
...embarrasing video I`ve seen this week (to put it softly)http://img.antro.cl:81/comunidad/images/smilies/basicos/ohmy.gif. Sorry, but watching that fellow`s sing was just too much for me.
Go kill yourself, you just.... can`t watch that kind of things!!!! http://img.antro.cl:81/comunidad/images/smilies/serz/pozosconf4vu.gif
Trithemius
08-19-2006, 00:33
can we kill this thread? nothing funny is coming out of it tbh.
On the plus side it seems to distract people from, say, whining about armour or cloaks or the wait until the next release.
"Always look on the briiiiight siiiiide of liiiiife!"
That's why it's spam, sigh, if it was funny it ws no spam. Then it would be a thread which would add some humour to the forum. This however doesn't.
But humor is subjective so while you might not find it funny others will does that make it a funny thread :dizzy2:
Mr T raps! Nirvana at last !
But humor is subjective so while you might not find it funny others will does that make it a funny thread :dizzy2:
Well Foot made it all better now!
And to continue this thread with some more musical talent. Here's me mommy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHRfu3D7jkU
Slartibardfast
08-21-2006, 01:41
Never knew Beirut drinks diet coke.
They don't its far right zionist air raids, 10 really large Isreali mine fields sitting there for the last 5 years, 25km2 of the Lebannon still occupied by Isrealies and having your mothers 80 year old house bulldozed by an Isreali tank that pisses them off.
By the way I'm Jewish descent so don't hit me with that anti-semitism crap.
Lebs may be "dicks" and the UN are "pussies" but as far as good relations with the nieghbours are concerned Isreal is an "arsehole".
They don't its far right zionist air raids, 10 really large Isreali mine fields sitting there for the last 5 years, 25km2 of the Lebannon still occupied by Isrealies and having your mothers 80 year old house bulldozed by an Isreali tank that pisses them off.
By the way I'm Jewish descent so don't hit me with that anti-semitism crap.
Lebs may be "dicks" and the UN are "pussies" but as far as good relations with the nieghbours are concerned Isreal is an "arsehole".
Wow what started as a spam thread turns into political warfare!!! Better grab some popcorn this is gonna be great...
Oh and BTW the world is gonna end august 22nd
EDIT
almost forgot the casualties are coming to vegas august 22nd so i get to die in mosh pit yippee
NightStar
08-21-2006, 02:20
I drank diet coke once, a mistake I will surely not repeat
They don't its far right zionist air raids, 10 really large Isreali mine fields sitting there for the last 5 years, 25km2 of the Lebannon still occupied by Isrealies and having your mothers 80 year old house bulldozed by an Isreali tank that pisses them off.
By the way I'm Jewish descent so don't hit me with that anti-semitism crap.
Lebs may be "dicks" and the UN are "pussies" but as far as good relations with the nieghbours are concerned Isreal is an "arsehole".
Politics to the Backroom (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/forumdisplay.php?f=19)
Trithemius
08-21-2006, 09:41
Politics to the Backroom (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/forumdisplay.php?f=19)
Unless it is the politics of the early Roman Republic, which might actually be topical. :book:
Slartibardfast
08-22-2006, 03:34
Wow what started as a spam thread turns into political warfare!!! Better grab some popcorn this is gonna be great...
Oh and BTW the world is gonna end august 22nd
EDIT
almost forgot the casualties are coming to vegas august 22nd so i get to die in mosh pit yippee
Vegas,
Man not Vegas,
I have the original Magrathean plans for the Earth right in front of me (they really should of listened to me and placed some fiords in Nevada....love those crinkley bits) and Vegas is right over the Mices secret subteranean base.
Grab the popcorn and head out of town and watch the show from there.
Bar Kochba
08-22-2006, 22:52
Slartibardfast, they were talking about the mod in the frontroom or backroom not the city in lebenon
Slartibardfast
08-24-2006, 03:57
Politics to the Backroom (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/forumdisplay.php?f=19)
"Ahh diet-coke symbol of democratic......"- paraphrased from The Young Ones - Cupboard 1986.
"dicks..pussies..arseholes..etc" - paraphrased fromTeam America 2004/5
Humour fine.
Politics fine.
In reply to dietcoke turning you into an axe wielding homicidal maniac.......
"I didn't know they drank diet coke in Bieruit."-Gertgregoor
Rehashing the stereotypical racist demonisation of a people/culture not fine or funny.
Sorry I took it so seriously but I only knew of the one Beiruit.
Reverend Joe
08-24-2006, 04:02
I just dropped morning glories.
I'm sure that is somehow pertient.
Slartibardfast
08-24-2006, 04:04
this thread is weired. water is the greatest drinking substance knowm to man. I think it tastes delicious. I drink it with everything. Cake, pizza, hamburgers. You name it. I think diet soda tastes good to, so I cant go wrong with anyone here :2thumbsup:
My nieghbour is a water management engineer.
After university he worked in the Indian NW territories where the custom is to offer your guest a cup of water.
Up there all there drinking water is green!
He's not sure which is worse the water there or the town water here in Orange.
They don't its far right zionist air raids, 10 really large Isreali mine fields sitting there for the last 5 years, 25km2 of the Lebannon still occupied by Isrealies and having your mothers 80 year old house bulldozed by an Isreali tank that pisses them off.
By the way I'm Jewish descent so don't hit me with that anti-semitism crap.
Lebs may be "dicks" and the UN are "pussies" but as far as good relations with the nieghbours are concerned Isreal is an "arsehole".
Perhaps if hardline Lebonese muslim/militia groups would stop blowing themselves up on buses and in cafe's killing innocent Israelis then maybe they wouldn't bulldoze houses, lay mine fields and occupy parts of Lebanon.
I don't buy into all these news reports slamming the Israelis because more 'innocent' Lebonese civlians got killed... The way i see it, everytime a muslim terrorist blows him/herself up and kills innocent American/British/Israeli/whatever people, then that country should randomly pick a densely populated muslim area and drop a MOAB on it. Eye for an eye.
And don't hit me with the 'innocent muslims' crap, because all muslims are guilty. One muslim will not condemn the actions of another muslim, no matter how attrocious those actions may have been.
Teleklos Archelaou
08-24-2006, 06:21
Will the first moderator who wanders into this mess now close this thread? There is no place for discussions or whatever of this nature on the EB forum. It has nothing to do with any aspect of EB whatsoever.
Trithemius
08-24-2006, 06:53
Perhaps if *snip! - gibberish*
STOP TALKING, YOU IDIOT.
Can we all stop being tragically misinformed about politics and go back to being tragically misinformed about Imperial Roman armour? PLEASE.
edyzmedieval
08-24-2006, 11:20
+1
:bow:
Tellos Athenaios
08-24-2006, 20:34
I have the original Magrathean plans for the Earth right in front of me (they really should of listened to me and placed some fiords in Nevada....love those crinkley bits) and Vegas is right over the Mices secret subteranean base.
Grab the popcorn and head out of town and watch the show from there.
Three questions for you Slartibardfast: will you leave another message to some hitchikers passing by? You know, like you did in Norway. Also: what eventually happened to your Africa plans, will they be included this time? And at the last: do you still like cricket?
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