Darkarbiter
08-26-2006, 13:16
Really good letter sent into pcpp by some guy.
You know your an ungamer when:
1:you score over 10,000 marks in 3dmark06....
2: using a geforce 2
3: A 4ghz CPU is medicore
4: Every time you want to turn on your PC you need council approval
5: You constantly have to shoo away canadians who keep hanging around your liquid nitrogen cooling setup because it reminds them of home
6: You dont install actual games on your PC because "they would slow it down, and i cant hear the audio over my cooling system anyway"
7:you secretly wish you could run 3dmark on dos because the windows desktop icons use precious gpu cycles
8: Scientests who study global warming are particuly interested in your suburb, because whenever your pc is on your suburb is 10c cooler then the rest of the city
9: Youve disabled so many windows services that most ppl think your running some kind of mac
10: If your PC doesnt crash after 10 minutes you're convinced you have the blessing of the gods
11: You resent having to use an optical drive because windows
has to communicate with it which uses up cpu cycles
12:Your PC uses so much power that whenever you turn it on the rest of the neighboorhood has a blackout
13: You try to change bios meny from 4 colours to 2 so you dont use as many gpu cycles
14: Your ram uses a bigger cooler then most peoples cpu
15: the pub next door cant have live bands anymore because no one can hear the band over your PC
16: your massive cooling system means you dont receive rain anymore because it turns to snow before it reaches your house
You know your an ungamer when:
1:you score over 10,000 marks in 3dmark06....
2: using a geforce 2
3: A 4ghz CPU is medicore
4: Every time you want to turn on your PC you need council approval
5: You constantly have to shoo away canadians who keep hanging around your liquid nitrogen cooling setup because it reminds them of home
6: You dont install actual games on your PC because "they would slow it down, and i cant hear the audio over my cooling system anyway"
7:you secretly wish you could run 3dmark on dos because the windows desktop icons use precious gpu cycles
8: Scientests who study global warming are particuly interested in your suburb, because whenever your pc is on your suburb is 10c cooler then the rest of the city
9: Youve disabled so many windows services that most ppl think your running some kind of mac
10: If your PC doesnt crash after 10 minutes you're convinced you have the blessing of the gods
11: You resent having to use an optical drive because windows
has to communicate with it which uses up cpu cycles
12:Your PC uses so much power that whenever you turn it on the rest of the neighboorhood has a blackout
13: You try to change bios meny from 4 colours to 2 so you dont use as many gpu cycles
14: Your ram uses a bigger cooler then most peoples cpu
15: the pub next door cant have live bands anymore because no one can hear the band over your PC
16: your massive cooling system means you dont receive rain anymore because it turns to snow before it reaches your house