View Full Version : Teenage Girl Buries Aunt Alive for Selling Dog to Barbecue Shop
Banquo's Ghost
09-06-2006, 11:13
The headline that just keeps on giving... :laugh4:
Mosnews (http://mosnews.com/news/2006/09/05/dogrevenge.shtml)
A 15-year old girl and her younger friends have badly beaten and buried alive her aunt for selling her dog to a barbecue shop. The girl said that the dog had come to her in a dream and asked her to punish the woman who had caused its death.
The Kurier newspaper from the North Russian region of Pskov said that the girl, Nastya Horina, called the police herself and confessed to killing her 36-year-old aunt. The girl said that her dog, which went missing about a year ago, had come to her in a dream and said that it was killed. The dog also said that the girl would soon find the killer and asked her to avenge its death.
The next day after the dream, the girl met her aunt who said it was her who sold the dog for a bottle of vodka to a barbecue shop. Nastya together with her friends who were even younger then her took the woman to a gravel pit, beat her badly and then buried the woman while she was still alive.
Prosecutors say that the girl can be sentenced to 5 to 7 years in a penal colony for her crime.
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English assassin
09-06-2006, 12:38
Bleh, no opera hating squirrels, where's the story?
edyzmedieval
09-06-2006, 12:46
Meh, Russians and Vodka are like the Backroom and politics.
Inseperable.
Hence the maam who gave the lovely dog for vodka.
Not shocking, honestly.
Big King Sanctaphrax
09-06-2006, 13:10
The Russians still have penal colonies?!
Crazed Rabbit
09-06-2006, 15:27
If this was Britain, they'd get off with a stern warning after a couple months of ps2 playing in the local juvenile hall.
Crazed Rabbit
Samurai Waki
09-06-2006, 16:17
thats Nastya ...sorry bad joke :shame:
Ser Clegane
09-06-2006, 16:20
Should I ever visit Russia I guess I'll skip "barbecue shops" :uhoh:
professorspatula
09-06-2006, 16:48
The girl said that her dog, which went missing about a year ago, had come to her in a dream and said that it was killed. The dog also said that the girl would soon find the killer and asked her to avenge its death.
Oh dear oh dear, if only the stupid confused Aunt had kept her mouth shut - it clearly sounds like the dog was just trying to frame her, but her years of drinking Vodka had damaged her memory and she fatally admitted to a crime she didn't commit. It's a bit like that time Timmy, fed up of being led on stupid adventures, framed the rest of the Famous Five for stealing Aunt Fanny's jewels. Last I heard, the 'Thieving Four' were sent to Borstal type institutions, where Dick was repeatedly kicked for being greedy, and Julian learnt first hand what sodomy meant.
Dogs, they're all malicious under those puppy eyes of theirs.
Duke Malcolm
09-06-2006, 17:33
And this is a truthful site?
There was article about two men going about dubious practises of sodomy in public and being applauded for it.
Wow, the aunt certianly deserveda beating for selling the dog for a bottle of vodka, although not quite death.
Banquo's Ghost
09-06-2006, 18:12
And this is a truthful site?
There was article about two men going about dubious practises of sodomy in public and being applauded for it.
Mosnews is a bit of a tabloid-type site but it has its serious side too. There's a lot of nutty things going on in Russia, and they like to report on that. Let's face it, much of life there is miserable, so people like a laugh.
Truthful? Well, show me a 'truthful' news site and I'll show you ten Backroomers who will denounce it as lies. :shrug:
yesdachi
09-06-2006, 18:18
Should I ever visit Russia I guess I'll skip "barbecue shops" :uhoh:
Tastes like chicken! :beam:
Duke Malcolm
09-06-2006, 18:29
Truthful? Well, show me a 'truthful' news site and I'll show you ten Backroomers who will denounce it as lies. :shrug:
Auntie provides (http://news.bbc.co.uk)
Ser Clegane
09-06-2006, 18:31
Tastes like chicken!
I have no doubt that dog might actually be quite tasty.
But apart from having personal issues with eating dog-meat, but I'd rather not eat at a place that buys it's "meat" from a drunkard for a bottle of vodka. :shifty:
yesdachi
09-06-2006, 18:55
I have no doubt that dog might actually be quite tasty.
But apart from having personal issues with eating dog-meat, but I'd rather not eat at a place that buys it's "meat" from a drunkard for a bottle of vodka. :shifty:
You’re probably right but I thought for sure I could trust a strung out old lady jonesing for a bottle. Whodathunk.
Crazed Rabbit
09-06-2006, 19:33
Auntie provides (http://news.bbc.co.uk)
Socialist lies!
Crazed Rabbit
Tribesman
09-06-2006, 19:45
Wow, the aunt certianly deserveda beating for selling the dog for a bottle of vodka,
Too right she does, she should have got at least two bottles for the dog , then she could have given one to her niece .
yesdachi
09-06-2006, 19:50
Too right she does, she should have got at least two bottles for the dog , then she could have given one to her niece .
Thats what she was really mad about.:laugh4:
Papewaio
09-07-2006, 03:11
Too many people, too few gravel pits.
Reverend Joe
09-07-2006, 04:31
1. The Aunt sold the dog to a barbecue shop.
2. She sold it, not for cash, but for a bottle of vodka.
3. The girl had a portent from beyond the grave.
4. She buried her aunt alive.
Conclusion:
Russia exists on a different plane of existence. Henceforth, I shall refer to Russia as Niflheim.
Ja'chyra
09-07-2006, 09:01
Nastya Horina= Nasty Horror????
lol
Rather dubious.
EDIT: From the same site,
"There are only a few people who survived a lightning strike, and most of them develop telepathic or psychic abilities,”
A fitting punishment for the dog-murdering Aunt in my view.
Sir Moody
09-07-2006, 13:08
why doesnt that suprise me nav...
Banquo's Ghost
09-07-2006, 13:16
A fitting punishment for the dog-murdering Aunt in my view.
Every day I read your posts, Nav, I suspect you are having one great game with us all.
I'll play along because you are so entertaining (and I'm not entirely certain, which probably says a lot about my own state of cynicism) but kudos to you if you've been hauling us all in like catfish all this time.
:bow:
No games.
I have always respected animals.
The dog did nothing wrong. The Aunt on the other hand decided to and went ahead with the murder the dog hence the Aunt is guilty of having done something very very wrong.
Banquo's Ghost
09-07-2006, 13:31
No games.
I have always respected animals.
The dog did nothing wrong. The Aunt on the other hand decided to and went ahead with the murder the dog hence the Aunt is guilty of having done something very very wrong.
OK, I'll bite - why not? :laugh4:
So a dog's life is equivalent to a human life? (I suppose you're consistent, since you also believe an unimplanted but fertilised zygote is a human being).
At what level of the animal or plant kingdom (maybe viruses too :shrug:) does capital punishment kick in?
So a dog's life is equivalent to a human life?
Sometimes less, sometimes more.
The Aunt clearly had an evil, murderous spirit inside of her.
Why would a good innocent dog not be worth more than an evil murderous woman?
Seems reasonable to me that the dog is certainly worth more.
yesdachi
09-07-2006, 13:52
I’m with Navaros on this one. I like some dogs waaaaay more than some people.
Banquo's Ghost
09-07-2006, 13:56
Sometimes less, sometimes more.
The Aunt clearly had an evil, murderous spirit inside of her.
Why would a good innocent dog not be worth more than an evil murderous woman?
Seems reasonable to me that the dog is certainly worth more.
How do you know? I mean, there's no indication in the story that the dog was a saint or a sinner. It might have been the dog from Hell. It might have murdered rats in its time, poor innocent rats who struggled to survive in the worst poverty. It might have eaten her slippers or knocked that holy icon off the wall into the toilet. It might have been an apostate dog or worse, had sex outside marriage.
Maybe the dog deserved to be made into cutlets. Just because its ghost claimed it was innocent, doesn't mean to say it wasn't a demon sent to whisper devilish temptations into the girl's ear. Have you never been fooled by a holy ghost?
How do you know? I mean, there's no indication in the story that the dog was a saint or a sinner. It might have been the dog from Hell. It might have murdered rats in its time, poor innocent rats who struggled to survive in the worst poverty. It might have eaten her slippers or knocked that holy icon off the wall into the toilet. It might have been an apostate dog or worse, had sex outside marriage.
Maybe the dog deserved to be made into cutlets. Just because its ghost claimed it was innocent, doesn't mean to say it wasn't a demon sent to whisper devilish temptations into the girl's ear. Have you never been fooled by a holy ghost?
:laugh4:
~:joker:
:bounce:
ahahaha.....pure class.:2thumbsup:
If this was Britain, they'd get off with a stern warning after a couple months of ps2 playing in the local juvenile hall.
Crazed Rabbit
You remind me of a train.
Tribesman
09-07-2006, 21:27
Why would a good innocent dog not be worth more than an evil murderous woman?
friutcake .
Patriarch of Constantinople
09-08-2006, 00:33
um whats wrong with selling a dog?
Unless the BBQ shop was gonna cook it, she is a little cookoo
Tribesman
09-08-2006, 07:24
um whats wrong with selling a dog?
Unless the BBQ shop was gonna cook it
Its wrong because its bad for business , the shop owner would have to destroy his cooker and all his untensils after such an unclean act . It would turn out to be a very expensive bottle of Vodka wouldn't it .
Unless the BBQ shop was gonna cook it
...
I suspect that that was the whole purpose of buying it.
Which leads to a note, I am not eating BBQ if I ever go to Russia.
Samurai Waki
09-08-2006, 09:45
Meh. I made the mistake of eating at a little local eatery in Dalian, China about a year and a half ago. The food was quite delicious, though no-one told me that shǔ or in simple english translation rat was what I was eating until after I was finished.
Mind you, I don't make a habit of eating rat. But if you keep an open mind about what your eating, or you don't ask to many question on what your eating. Some very disgusting sounding things to eat can actually be quite appetizing.
Now whenever a friend takes a trip to Dalian (which has only been 1 person I've known so far) I recommend them to eat at a place called Zhu Zhi Ma (well thats how it sounded anyway not quite sure how it's spelled) and order the shǔ.
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