1000 Clues You Are Already Too Obsessed With M2TW!

[GeneralMikeIII]

We did this in the Civ Fanatics forum just before Civilization IV came out. The point is to get to 1000 clues before the release date. You are allowed to have as many clues in 1 post as you want. Also try to number the clues as clearly as possible, since this is a problem we ran into on the civ site. They got the 1000 in less than a month, and the thread died out with 1164 clues. Lets see if we can match it. And remember, the funnier the better, as long as it isn't something that will get you in trouble.

OK, I'll start:
1. You are on this site more times a day than you eat.
2. You are on this site longer than the amount of time you sleep.
3. You are getting ahead in your (school)work now because you know you won't have any time to do it once M2 comes out.
4. You have gone back to MTW to prepare yourself for M2.
5a. You taught your (insert significant other here) how to play on MTW so you can do multiplayer on M2
OR
5b. You refuse to teach your significant other how to play because that means less playing time for yourself.

I think that is a solid start, lets see how it goes.
:retires to corner in back of room:

[Wandarah]

5c. You dont have a significant other because of M2

[Zatoichi]

6 -You make a post about being obsessed with M2TW ~:)

[Mount Suribachi]

7) You start looking at how much upgrading your graphics card will cost you

[Oaty]

8) Sorry guys last post, as to outdo the starwars fans I'm waiting in line now for the release of MTW2

[Ignoramus]

8. You overlook any flaws in the game.
9. You start camping outside your local EB.

[caravel]

8) You have knowingly posted on an elephants and cannons thread...

[SpencerH]

9) You have spent a significant amount of time researching the lack of reality of elephants and cannon from obscure online historical references for the elephants and cannons thread.

[x-dANGEr]

3 8's and 2 9's already.. xD

1. You are on this site more times a day than you eat.
2. You are on this site longer than the amount of time you sleep.
3. You are getting ahead in your (school)work now because you know you won't have any time to do it once M2 comes out.
4. You have gone back to MTW to prepare yourself for M2.
5a. You taught your (insert significant other here) how to play on MTW so you can do multiplayer on M2
OR
5b. You refuse to teach your significant other how to play because that means less playing time for yourself.
5c. You dont have a significant other because of M2
6 -You make a post about being obsessed with M2TW
7) You start looking at how much upgrading your graphics card will cost you
8) Sorry guys last post, as to outdo the starwars fans I'm waiting in line now for the release of MTW2
9) You overlook any flaws in the game.
10) You start camping outside your local EB.
11) You have knowingly posted on an elephants and cannons thread...
12) You have spent a significant amount of time researching the lack of reality of elephants and cannon from obscure online historical references for the elephants and cannons thread.


Continue from there..

[macsen rufus]

13) You're already arguing about which is the best mod for the game

[Dr_Who_Regen#4]

14) you have made a post in this thread

[GeneralMikeIII]

7) You start looking at how much upgrading your graphics card will cost you

15. You start looking at how much buying a new computer system will cost you.

[DensterNY]

16. You watch movies depicting Medieval warfare and you offhandedly tell people around you how you would have handled that.

(I'm guilty of this and telling my girlfriend where I would have placed my archers, my heavy infantry and how I would have flanked the enemy) - Despite the fact that she's told me in no uncertain terms that she doesn't care.. hehe

[hoetje]

17.In history class, you start studying the big map in the back of the classroom,then explain to your neighbour classmate which empires are being represented in MTW2 too,you explain him some tactics,you convince him to buy the game for himself .


(I'M GUILTY TO THAT:2thumbsup: )

[Dragon20]

18. You already know more about the medieval period than your history teacher does.

[Mount Suribachi]

19) You still haven't made your mind up which is the answer to the most important question of all - do you attack Scotland or France first?

[gunslinger]

20. You have already posted so many replies screaming for improvements in the new game that the "A" and "I" keys on your keyboard no longer function.

[Tamur]

21. Every time you open your browser, whether it's work-related or not, you start typing "forums.tot..." in the address bar. Then you curse, erase it, and start typing the address you opened the browser for in the first place.

[azraeltheFallen]

22. You look through the forums to check what news that have arrived, while you were on the bath room, and then you see this tread....

[A. Smith]

23. the people on the forums you frequent are able to go to 1000 reason within a month.

24. you go borrow books at the library to be able to pick out any small detail CA has wrong on its units.

[Orb]

25. You're attempting to learn how to use photoshop exclusively to create a planned mod...

26. ... even when you don't think your computer will meet the specs. :(

[caspian]

27. You bought Kingdom of Heaven, Braveheart, and any Medieval movie you know to watch the week before Medieval 2 comes out to get into the feel and atmosphere of the game

28. You saved every screenshot and downloaded every movie/media and you're still scouring the 'net for more.

29. You joined the Wallpaper contest.

[hoetje]

30.Your standing in front of the closed door of your local gamestore at 00.00
,just to make sure you are the first one who gets the game in your greedy hands

[doc_bean]

31. When you see a horse rider, you ask them to go full speed and try to run alongside them, just to see what the relative speed SHOULD be.
32. After reading 31 you immediately thought: sure, but it doesn't account for the weight of armour...

[professorspatula]

33. You ask your bank if you can exchange all your money for Florins so that you can prepare to buy arms and equipment for the forthcoming war.

34. Your weekly trip to the Soho brothel suddenly becomes a quest to find spies willing to divulge information on your enemies, instead of being about paying the ladies there for a good time.

35. You've turned your garage into a chapel house and have begun a recruitment drive in your local town for volunteers to join you on a crusade - the exact details of that crusade being unconfirmed until Pope Benedict replies to your email.

36. Your name has been changed by deadpoll as 'Medievel Two Total War', but your friends can just call you M2 for short.

37. You browse for new pictures of M2TW every night without blinking or moving for 7 hours until your eyes bleed and you wet yourself.

38. You've deleted your entire porn content of your hard drive to ensure you have enough room to install the game, as well as 50 of the more popular mods.

39. You've successfully bid on ebay for an authentic suit of armour so you can play the game when it arrives in proper medieval armour, thus getting a greater feel for the game than the average player.

40. You can already think of another 960 clues that you're obsessed with M2TW bringing the tally up to 1000, enough to complete the thread in one long go.

[cutepuppy]

41) You think you can never be too obsessed with MTW2

[Myrddraal]

42) You're the first one to notice a new unit at the .com

43) Your favorites menu contains the word "Medieval" in almost all of the entries.

[Vlad Tzepes]

44. You spend insane time to register on strange sites that require to be a member so that you can download and view the latest MTW 2 video.

[The Spartan (Returns)]

just to point out: not everybody goes hare just for M2TW.
we also have a froontroom.

[The Blind Samurai]

49)you refuse to go to school because you want consent updates on m2tw

[Sir Dinadan]

50)You start to wear a crown

[The Blind Samurai]

51) you ride a horse to school
52)you play jousting with your friend

[Sir Dinadan]

53) You start screaming for Honor and Glory!!!

[A. Smith]

54) you already a turn-by-turn plan of what you will do with every single 21 factions.

[Incongruous]

55)While watching Kingdom of Heaven you point out that the battle between "Arab Infantry" and "Chivalric men-at-arms" is pointless because the latter are "well armoured" "fresh" and have "good morale".

56) while writing an essay on late medieval english society you can't but help to add in a paragraph (or two, or three) about the effects of the Hundred Years war had on the millitarism of English magnates. You also point out how many five star generals England had in 1450.:sweatdrop:

[The Blind Samurai]

55) you cry alalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalalalalalalal
56)you ride a horse threw the streets

[Sir Dinadan]

57)You keep this thread alive even though you have exhausted 56 ideas.
58)You join the .org just to post in this thread.

[The Blind Samurai]

59)you put on chanmail armor

[Hepcat]

60) you dress up as Grand Inquisitor and start burning aetheists

[Orb]

61) You complain that Hepcat isn't zealous enough.

[Sir Dinadan]

62)You study the previews of the maps so you can play blindfolded.

[alexrugr]

MTW2 OBSESSED FESTIVAL
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/79290/hero_of_the_day/

[Sir Dinadan]

63) You check the post above me out.

[GeneralMikeIII]

64. You've already used the term "Vanilla M2"
65. When your neighbors dog goes to the bathroom on your lawn, you try to get the neighbor excommunicated for "aggression against fellow christians."
66. When that fails, you start looking for your nearest Grand Inquisitor.
67. When that fails, you start working overtime to make enough money to buy valour upgrades for your dogs, and you plan a counter attack.
68. You call off the counter attack because your neighbor has too many bushes in his yard, and you are afraid of an ambush that would surround your forces.
69. You are forced to assassinate your lead dog, because he is now "hesitant" and drop in loyalty puts you at risk for civil war.

[Dragon20]

70. You wonder if the aetheist Popes will be back :laugh4:

[The Blind Samurai]

71)you call a crusade at your school

[hoetje]

72)You play a naval battle with your bathducks in your bath

[The Spartan (Returns)]

78) you call someone a sluberdegullion or dastard or jack'O'napes.

[Sir Dinadan]

79) You call someone "Peasant"

[Orb]

Order corrected:

73) you call someone a sluberdegullion or dastard or jack'O'napes.
74) you call someone peasant

75) You learn Arabic and get a degree in Islamic history, just to get into the mood for Egyptians

[Sir Dinadan]

76) You learn French so you can command your soldiers "properly"
77) You learn Spanish so you can command your soldiers "properly"
78) You learn German so you can command your soldiers "properly"
79) You learn Polish so you can command your soldiers "properly"
80) You learn Russian so you can command your soldiers "properly"
81) You learn Itilian so you can command your soldiers "properly"

[Orb]

82) You demand your school will teach Mongolian for the same reason.
83) When they refuse, you threaten to set an army of horse archers at them.
84) When they ignore you, you start looking up 'vicious, nomadic horde' in the yellow pages.

[doc_bean]

85. You consider starting a jihad for the offence of not having a muslim starting faction

[The Blind Samurai]

86 you call someone an infedl
87 you tell your mom and dad that you are converting to islam
88 you start saying ye
89 you demand that canons should be put on school walls

[Orb]

90) You complain that trying to mod your school has too many hard codes.
91) You want to go to Egypt just to check out the architecture and see whether it is represented properly in M2.
92) You're too frightened by the prospect of Hashishin to do 91.

[The Blind Samurai]

93you say praise allah in arabic
94you worship five times a day
95you say there is no god but allah and muhammed is his prophet in arabic
96you call you brother a bastard (boy with out father)
97you travel to jerauslem to offer thanks to god
98you learn about the crusades and how to call one
99you demand that the schools offcail langue should be arabic
100you start to wear a turban
101you say blasmpey in your history class
102you take a vow of sleince until this game comes out
103you practice how to use a sword
104you practice how to use a bow
105you practice how to use a canon
106you practice how to use a pike
107you practice how to use a cross bow
108you practice how to use a bastrad sword
109you learn mongloain
110you learn latin

[Lord Godfrey]

111) You start2 to insert the number 2 at the end2 of randomly selected2 words you type2

[Sir Dinadan]

112) You learn to use a bill
113) You learn to use a longbow
114) You learn to use a composite bow
115) You learn to throw naptha jars

[The Blind Samurai]

116you learn how to ride a elephant
117you learn how to ride a horse
118you learn how to war cry
119you start speaking french
120you shoot some one with an arrow

[L`zard]

121)Your exceedingly smug, as you've been a member of the SCA for more than 5 years, and make your own armor....and fight in it, thus believing that you know more about midievel fighting than any MTW fanboi ever will;

122) Your a 'Knight' in the SCA, and know 'damn-well' that you can fight better than anything you've seen in 'descript...',

123) You spend your idle time argueing about 'armor vis weapons' on these forums because your an armorer in the SCA, and think that only someone who's had 'real-life' experience is qualified to discuss the issue.

124) The only peeps you bow down to vis experience make money doing it every day! Either combat or armoring, lol!:gah:

[aleh]

125. You learn to type properly so as to not look that bad when discussing the game with other people.

[Martinaz]

126: youre chekking the Nivida site for news of the new next gen card 2 play medieval 2 on ultimate high.
127: you buy a medieval outfit for this game.

[GeneralMikeIII]

128. You post to congratulate everyone on getting 1/8 of the way in 1 weekend.
129. You keep using the spell check because you don't want to look like a fool when you post, like when you decided to mount a cannon on the back of an elephant.

[The Blind Samurai]

130.you start killing cats with arrows
131 you start fighting a wolf with your sword

[gunslinger]

132. You have already created a new folder on your desktop into which you will install the demo if it ever comes out.

[Sir Dinadan]

133) You get the demo
134) You keep replying to this thread
135) You try to ride your dog as if he was a warhorse
136) You go falconing
137) You get a falcon

[Orb]

138) You refuse to bathe, in preparation for playing as a Christian faction.
139) You force your family to refuse to bathe, just to make the effect complete

[TB666]

140. when people start making these sort of comments on your post "you spend entirely too much time pouring over those pictures"

[mfberg]

141 a. You have finished Diaz's conquistador book,
141 b. an Aztec Military book, and
141 c. have learned the Aztec calendar to be prepared for the Game, even though you won't play that long in the game until the third years it is out.

and back up to the "elephants and camels thread" entries
142. You have posted pictures of camels with a small gun mounted on the back in the elephants, camels, and cannon thread.


mfberg

[King Noob the Stupid]

143. You start playing RTW although you were never really interested in it just to get used to the campaign style and all the sieges.

[Sir Dinadan]

Corrected order

141) You have finished Diaz's conquistador book
142)an Aztec Military book
143) have learned the Aztec calendar to be prepared for the Game, even though you won't play that long in the game until the third years it is out.
144)You have posted pictures of camels with a small gun mounted on the back in the elephants, camels, and cannon thread
145)You start playing RTW although you were never really interested in it just to get used to the campaign style and all the sieges.
146) You correct the order:2thumbsup:

[The Blind Samurai]

147you put on a jaguar skin

[GeneralMikeIII]

Corrected order

141) You have finished Diaz's conquistador book
142)an Aztec Military book
143) have learned the Aztec calendar to be prepared for the Game, even though you won't play that long in the game until the third years it is out.
144)You have posted pictures of camels with a small gun mounted on the back in the elephants, camels, and cannon thread
145)You start playing RTW although you were never really interested in it just to get used to the campaign style and all the sieges.
146) You correct the order:2thumbsup:

148. You would correct The Walrus by saying it was mfberg's post and if he wants to do it as a., b., and c. he can, but then you remember that as three separate ones we get to 1000 faster so you don't say anything.

149. You do say something because it means 1 closer!!!

[The Blind Samurai]

150 you eat a human heart

[TB666]

151. You are caught singing "Crusader" by Saxon for no reason

[The Blind Samurai]

152 you wacth kingdom of heaven to look for errors
153 you eat a cow heart
154 all you eat is mexcain food
155 you cacth your self singing ring around the rosie :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull:
156 you start forging swords
157 you make your basement a tavren
158 you tell your brother to act like a idot
159 you start to sell you brother for money
160 you fire A MUSKET

[Kourutsu]

161. You read every single post in the MTW 2 Sub-forum. Then you do it again.

162. Every day you wake up you repeat the following: "X more days until Medieval Total War 2!"

[The Blind Samurai]

162.you camp out next to your local eb games

[Sir Dinadan]

148. You would correct The Walrus by saying it was mfberg's post and if he wants to do it as a., b., and c. he can, but then you remember that as three separate ones we get to 1000 faster so you don't say anything.

149. You do say something because it means 1 closer!!!

163) I apoligise and secretly bump it
164) You fire a cannon
165) You hire a cannon crew

[The Blind Samurai]

166 you fire a priest ot of a canon

[Dracula(Romanian Vlad Tepes)]

167)You red all the 166 reasons.

[The Blind Samurai]

168. you behead some one

[Dr_Who_Regen#4]

169) You have been a memeber of the ORG for almost 4 years and made half your posts in the last month

[Dracula(Romanian Vlad Tepes)]

170 You start to siege your home
171 you start to siege your town
172 You start to siege your country's capital
173 You post a new thread in whici you say"you start to siege your country"

[TB666]

174. You go to your local grocery store and ask if you can have trade rights.
175. You excommunicaded your teacher for giving you a bad grade.
176. You order your classmates to conduct a crusader on the teacher's house.

[Sir Dinadan]

177) You order your dog to help you in a jihad to get your computer back

[Sir Dinadan]

178) You are one of the 1,086 people to view this
179) Your one of the people who posted 85 replies in this post

[The Spartan (Returns)]

you start humming the chorus song from the menu of Kingdom of Heaven.

[Sir Dinadan]

you start humming the chorus song from the menu of Kingdom of Heaven.

That was 180.

181) You steal The Spartan's idea and you start humming the song from the menu of BraveHeart.
182) You go to BlockBuster renting anything that even has a slight reference of Medieval in it.

[The Blind Samurai]

183.you purchase a sword

[Sir Dinadan]

184) You make a bow and arrow
185) You go to Central America to get a "feel" of the Aztecs
186) You make your own Aztec club
187) You make a Aztec flint sword

[The Blind Samurai]

188.you besige a moive set because it looks like a fortress

[Sir Dinadan]

189) You make a trap on the beach for when the enemy attacks
190) You besiege someones house bacause it looks like a manor house

[The Blind Samurai]

191. you recurit knights

[GeneralMikeIII]

192. You can see/agree with Don Quixote's point.

[GeneralMikeIII]

167)You red all the 166 reasons.

193. You swear on a stack of Chivalric Knights to read this entire thread, no matter how long it goes.

[The Blind Samurai]

194 you want to bye ever total war game

[Myrddraal]

174. You go to your local grocery store and ask if you can have trade rights.

Best one so far :laugh4:

[The Blind Samurai]

195 you accuse a sports enouncer of heresy
196 you strat preaching islam
197 you preach heresy
198 you preach panganism
199 you cry for the pope
200 you plot to tkae power from the king of england

[Dracula(Romanian Vlad Tepes)]

201 You red all the 200 clues

[alexrugr]

202. You watch Alexander Nevsky movie 3 times just to recreate his battle when you get MTW2.

[Hepcat]

203) You start a revolt and declare you are the last of a ruling bloodline who escaped detection and so should rightfully rule your province.
204) You actually believe people are going to listen to you.

[The Blind Samurai]

205.you assanie your father to take power

[Zimfan]

206. While up late playing computer games with your friends, you decide to send one of them as a merchant to "monopolize" the local grocer's beer resource.
207.You demand that your neighbor become your protectorate or you'll attack them.

[GiantMonkeyMan]

208. You wonder if you can marry your sister off to your boss to get a pay rise.
209. When he refuses out of principle you opt to hire an assassin.

[azraeltheFallen]

210. You try to attack your uni to try to sack it(exterminate), to be able to pay for all the new hardware for your computer.

[The Blind Samurai]

211 you marry off one of your daughters to the bosss son

[The Spartan (Returns)]

212) you tell your knights to form testudo when Zidane headbutts your troops.
unfortuantly they wont and they fall on each other like dominos.

[The Blind Samurai]

213 you call a crusade on your school

[Hepcat]

214) Dressed in your M2TW gear you stand on the side of the road screaming at passers by that christianity calls for them to crusade against the infidels and that by doing so they will be assured a place in heaven.

[The Blind Samurai]

215.you look at swords

[Kourutsu]

216: You read Niccolo Machiavelli's 'The Prince' in the fashion you would read a strategy guide.

[The Blind Samurai]

216.you wacth exauclber

[Specialist290]

217. You actually know what the Archers shout every time they fire in the first Medieval Total War game.

[The Blind Samurai]

218. you mount a canon on elephant

[A. Smith]

219. you become emo when you see all the men dying in battle.

[The Blind Samurai]

220you kill a fly with a sword
221 you exlie your church
222 you start riding horses
223 you are reading this topic
224 you draw a sword

[fallen851]

225.

You attend Pennsic (http://www.pennsicwar.org/penn35/martial.html) and begin actually killing people in the mock battles after being unable to mod the uniforms of people who dress in uniforms that you deem unrealistic.

[Orb]

226. After reading L'arta di Guerre, you decide to disprove Machiavelli by riding a horse into a wall.
227. After reading Josephus on the Jewish war, you beg CA to give defenders bags of ballast as a defensive piece.

[The Blind Samurai]

228 you try to take power from the pope
229 you want to build a moat around your school
230 you besgie your church

[Stig]

231. You already complain at .com that some things aren't correct and drive the mods mad
232. You post in this thread

[The Blind Samurai]

234.you want to work at CA to play the game

[Stig]

234.you want to work at CA to play the game
You could if you would live near Brisbane

[Orb]

235: You're trying to perfect your Australian accent, to con them into emailing you the game.

[Sir Dinadan]

We are really one clue ahead. Two people did 216. So 235 is really 236

237) You correct the order to get there faster

[Specialist290]

238. You are afraid to beat up your little brother in a fight--not because of what your parents will punish you with, but because you're afraid you'll attract the attention of the Pope and get excommunicated.

239. You are willing to bribe the CA devs absurd amounts of money to acquire a copy weeks before anyone else.

240. Most of the amount of the sum mentioned in the above reason is actually someone else's money, putting you heavily in debt.

241. You have a vat of boiling oil perched above your front porch just in case unwanted "guests" show up on your doorstep.

242. Whenever you see any hairy, bearded Oriental types nearby while you're eating lunch at 30 minutes past noon, you freak out. (Think about what that time would be in 24-hour time...)

[Orb]

243. Upon seeing hairy, bearded Oriental types, you get an Egyptian bodyguard.

[The Blind Samurai]

You could if you would live near Brisbane
i live in new but i could work there im 18

[7Bear7Bottom]

244) You go back to play MTW/VI and imagine the graphics are 3d.

My 2 Cents:)

[The Blind Samurai]

245 you yell for japan

[Grumfoss]

You know when you are thinking about M2 too much when :-

246 - You find yourself carving the Sunday roast weighing up the weight and balance of the carving knife.

247 - You watch Blackadder the 1st and wish you were Brian Blessed storming a Turkish city armed only with your fruit knife. (Aaaah those were the days!!)

[The Blind Samurai]

248.you want to bring back the fedual system

[Underdog687]

249.you know the order you are going to build buildings in

[The Blind Samurai]

250.you know which faction you are going to play first

[The Spartan (Returns)]

260. you written down a faction "hit/whack" list and even memorized it.

[Sir Dinadan]

The Spartan's post was really 151)

251) you written down a faction "hit/whack" list and even memorized it.(from The Spartan

252) You memorize the campaigne map so you can play while sleeping

EDIT: Fixed number again. Thanks The Spartan

[Specialist290]

Don't you mean 251?

253. The thundering of horses' hooves continually fills your imagination.

254. You see a suit of armor in a museum and wonder what kind of unit it belonged to.

[The Blind Samurai]

255.you wonder where the remains of saladin are

[Sir Dinadan]

256) You wonder where the remains of Richard the Lionheart are

[The Blind Samurai]

lion heart whos he :inquisitive:
257 you wonder where the holy roman empire is

[edyzmedieval]

258. You want to travel to Brisbane to play the game.

[Quickening]

259. You study the black arts to make your PC capable of playing MTW 2 through Occult means.

[GeneralMikeIII]

259. You study the black arts to make your PC capable of playing MTW 2 through Occult means.

260. You would do that, but now you are actually afraid of being excommunicated.

[Specialist290]

262. You list all of your own traits.

263. You use those traits to determine what your stats in the game would be.

264. You don't make friends--you collect ancillaries.

[The Blind Samurai]

265.you start to build a castle

[The Spartan (Returns)]

266. you make the perfect sand castle.
complete with 3 ring walls, a moat, pitch ditches, traps, lots of towers, mangonels and ballistas on the towers and of course troops.
267. you also make the perfect assaulting army.
complete, with large siege towers, manlets, ladders, catapults, trebuchets, rams and troops.
268. you hate guns in war so as pope you excommunicate them.

[Martinaz]

269 you are eating your mouse

[The Blind Samurai]

270.you worry that the pope might ex you if you play the turks

[Orb]

271. You spend your hours locked in a darkened room trying to re-invent Greek Fire.
272. You actually manage it.
273. You refuse to sell the recipe at an enormous price, because it would remove the advantage of your empire.

[The Blind Samurai]

275.you spend many days in your basement to pefect a catapualt
276.you manage to do it
277.you besige a enemys castle with it

[Hepcat]

276) You build a trebuchet and launch huge stones at the neighbour's house.

[Sir Dinadan]

278) You get a horse and try to perfect horseback archery so you know how what your horsearchers have to go through

[The Blind Samurai]

279you build a temple
280 you build a mosque
281 you build a church to please the pope
282 you spread the word of christ
283 you build a medaevil city
284 you demand that the senate should give your regular tribute
285 you read all 284 reoasns
286you read all 285 reosans
287you read all 286 reosans
288you read all 287 reoasns
289you read all 288 reosans
290 you write a book about CA
291 you start wearing a cape
292 you ride an elephant threw the streets
293 you amass an army of knights :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight:
294 you wish to live in a castle
295 you plant spike pits in your yard
296 you wonder if you could cananoize the pope
297 you call forth your inquster to burn your negihbor
298 you wish you could be pope
299 you wear a skull mask :skull: :skull:
300 you fire yourslef out of a canon

[Sir Dinadan]

301) You make your sig say this is my army showing knights only
302) You make your sig say this is my army with Native Americans to represent the Aztecs
303) You start to bathe once every 6 months to get into the "medieval" feel

[The Blind Samurai]

the first two ones are about me right
304,you say god wills it
305.you call a jihad

[Sir Dinadan]

306) Deus Volt!

[The Blind Samurai]

307.you send all your money to ca to help fund m2tw
308.you red all 307 reasons
309you red all 308 reasons
310you red all 309 reasons

[hoetje]

guys,if you keep saying : you read all <insert number> previous reasons,then you're going to get 1000 very quite.Let's agree that those reasons don't count anymore ^^.

[The Blind Samurai]

ALL RIGHT WE WILL STOP jeez
311.you build a trojaion horse

[Orb]

312. you read Malaterra and Comnena just in order to get the relative power of modded Norman cavalry within 1 point of correctness.
313. you cut down a trojan horse, you need more wood to make a ram

[hoetje]

ALL RIGHT WE WILL STOP jeez
311.you build a trojaion horse

Take it easy mate.No need to yell.

[Sir Dinadan]

314) You stare at your computer screen to get use to the pain for when you play MTW2 24/7
315) You buy adult sized diapers so you never have to take breaks while playing
316) You get one of those hats with drinks connected so you don't have to stop to get a drink
317) You get a mini fridge near your computer to eat without having to get up
318) You get a microwave to put on top of the minifridge for TV dinners

[The Blind Samurai]

319.you get a mini bar so you dont have to get up and get a martini
320.you buy many cans of soda to keep you going for the grand campagin
321.you buy lots of candy to give you a sugar rush for the grand campagin

[Sir Dinadan]

322) You put an expresso machine on top of the microwave for coffee
323) You stock your fridge with bread and wine

[The Blind Samurai]

324 you trun off all the lights so you can see the screen better
325 you build a computer room in your basement so that you and your friends can play the game with out being distubred

[Schultzy]

326. You start stockpiling food in the event you are besieged
327. You dig a moat around your house

[Furious Mental]

328 You ask for pints of mead at the local public house

[The Blind Samurai]

329.you hire maids and butlers to serve you drinks and give you food while playing m2tw
330.you start singing oh danny boy

[mfberg]

331. You have to buy a new copy of "Seige Warfare in the 14th century" because your old one has been annotated too much.

mfberg

[King Henry V]

331. You go beserk, start screaming "Saracen!" and draw your sword everytime you see a North African postman.

If you can guess where that comes from I'll give you a cookie.:book:

[Orb]

332. You demand that everyone around you wear a silly hat, in order to make your own look less ridiculous.

[hoetje]

Order restored :

331. You have to buy a new copy of "Seige Warfare in the 14th century" because your old one has been annotated too much.

332.You go beserk, start screaming "Saracen!" and draw your sword everytime you see a North African postman.

333.You demand that everyone around you wear a silly hat, in order to make your own look less ridiculous.

[Sun of Chersonesos]

? - you stare at the faction banner screenshots and faction shield screenshot all day from the website www.g4mers.com

[El Diablo]

335.) You watch historically inaccurate movies just to see if any of the tactics could help you crush the Byzantines..

"Now if I could just recruit a Gandalf the Grey and a few thousand norse horseman and get them to crash down from the right flank, I would probably win"

[Sun of Chersonesos]

33_ - each time someone knocks on your door you shout "we're under seige! raise the defences"

33_ - Your sister steps into your room, and you tell her she will need to sign a treaty first.

33_-You refer to money as "florins" (or whatever it is)

33_ - You wear a toga to a party.

33_ - You tell your teacher that you are in skirmish mode, and start throwing pencils at people

33_ - You can`t even remember the faces of your family and friends but you know the pictures, names and traits of all your generals perfectly

33_ - You skip diner because 'your in an important battle

33_ - You have no respect for peasants

33_ - You force someone to block somebody's parking lot or else you say the pope will ex-communicate you

33_ -When your sister blocks the fridge you try flanking her.

34_? - In basketball, you believe your a naffatun in training, lol.

34_ - you find yourself humming the M2:TW music.

34_ - you move your microwave and fridge next to the computer so you dont have to get up off your seta to eat.

that enough?

[El Diablo]

335.) You HONESTLY have a sword at home... go on admit it!!!

[Sir Dinadan]

350?) I honestly have a longbow at home

[Maizel]

351.) You kill your local importeur, because you want to exploit the trade

[GeneralMikeIII]

"Now if I could just recruit a Gandalf the Grey and a few thousand norse horseman and get them to crash down from the right flank, I would probably win"

Wouldn't you need a Gandalf the White for that one, though?

btw, order is correct, next one will be 352.

[alexrugr]

after hippodrome race you give 2n raiders long wooden sticks and politly ask them too charge at eachother to see ve result.

[alexrugr]

(352) sorry for double posting:oops:

[The Blind Samurai]

353.you wonder if you could recurit a wizard to help you and kill every saracen

[Sir Dinadan]

353.you wonder if you could recurit a wizard to help you and kill every saracen

354) You wonder if it is Merlin

[The Blind Samurai]

355.you wonder where you could find excablir

[Cowhead418]

335.) You HONESTLY have a sword at home... go on admit it!!!I do have a sword at home. My uncle fought in WWII in the Pacific Theatre as a marine. After the war was over, he gave my father a sword he had taken from a dead Japanese soldier. It is pretty sweet and we didn't have to pay for it either!

[The Blind Samurai]

357.you wonder if you could find the lady in the lake

[A. Smith]

358. you recognize yourself in a majorityt of these clues.

[The Blind Samurai]

359.you call a rally of knights

[Maizel]

I do have a sword at home. My uncle fought in WWII in the Pacific Theatre as a marine. After the war was over, he gave my father a sword he had taken from a dead Japanese soldier. It is pretty sweet and we didn't have to pay for it either!
They were all mass made, really. But still, that's pretty sweet

360.)You begin to wonder why 1 turn ingame represents 8 years

[The Blind Samurai]

361you ride to mecca to give thanks to god
362you go to the local history shop to see if they have an canon
363you buy it
364 you besige your friends house because he took m2tw
365you ride to london to get the feel of the english
366you draw out schatmir
367you put on a turban
368you mount a camel
369you call saladin
370it doesnt work

[Grumfoss]

I know when I am obsessed by MTW2 when :-

371 - I have to look at the The Medieval II: Total War Video & Screenshot thread at least once a day just to see if a new video is out. if not then I sit and look through them all again..

[Sir Dinadan]

They were all mass made, really. But still, that's pretty sweet

360.)You begin to wonder why 1 turn ingame represents 8 years

372) It represents 2 years.
373) You start a debate in this

[The Blind Samurai]

374.you try to call richard lion heart to aid you in startgey
375.you try to call king arthur to give you his sword

[GeneralMikeIII]

372) It represents 2 years.

Are you sure? I'm pretty sure CA made it quite clear they want to avoid any connection between turns and years. IIRC the game spans about 450 years with about 250 turns. Try doing the math there and you'll soon discover there isn't a direct, whole number correlation. I think most of the time a turn will be two years, but it isn't a "applies to every situation/we had to sacrifice a few fattened calfs to make it happen this way every time" rule.

[The Blind Samurai]

376.you make total war you home page

[Cowhead418]

377. You want to join a crusade.
378. You realize that if you died in the crusade then you wouldn't be able to play M2TW anymore.

[Sir Dinadan]

379) You compromise and pretend to go on a crusade

Mike. I'm not sure. I read that from somewhere but it wasn't official

[The Blind Samurai]

380.you start your own litte mini bar which has a bar that serves soda and food and aslo have 5 computers for you and your friends to play m2tw on

[cutepuppy]

381) You decided to buy MTW2 anyway, although your current pc doesn't have the minimum requirements, just to look at the box and read the manual.

[The Blind Samurai]

382.you build a catapaut in your backyrad

[Sir Dinadan]

383)You build a ram to knock down that security gate

[The Blind Samurai]

384.you build a large gate
385.you build some walls around the gate
386.you bring up some portcullis
387.you build a moat around your fort
388.you put in crocadiles
389.you bring some men to defend your castle
390.you have catapualts on your walls

[cutepuppy]

384.you build a large gate
385.you build some walls around the gate
386.you bring up some portcullis
387.you build a moat around your fort
388.you put in crocadiles
389.you bring some men to defend your castle
390.you have catapualts on your walls

391) you shout "deus le volt" at some policemen who are wondering what you are doing

[econ21]

392. You have to moderate a thread like this. :wink:

[Barbarossa82]

393. You offer your attractive teenage daughter to that guy over the road in exchange for part of his front garden and the promise that he'll help you out next time you get into a fight at the pub

[BaldwinIV]

394. You are a blacksmith
395. You kill a priest
396. You go on a Crusade
397. You sail to the Holy Lands
398. You come into Jerusalem
399. You speak with me (Baldwin IV) but I didn't help you
400. You find that Saladin has MTW 2 copy
401. You steal it but you have no computer
402. Don't wonder this is year 1183 :laugh4:

[The Blind Samurai]

404.you marry of your son to that fat ugly chick for her house and piece of land :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:

[Sir Dinadan]

[supreme's was really 33]

344) You marry your dog to your neighbor's dog to "seal" the alliance

[The Blind Samurai]

you mean 405 right
406 you go to live in a castle to get that medaevil feel

[wkndwrrr]

407. You have the main menu song for the series stuck in your head

408. You are already wondering what CA will add into Medieval 2: Viking Invasion

[The Blind Samurai]

409.you try to convert your jewish friend to christany so youll plz the pope
410.you try to convert your islamic friend to chrisanty so youll plz the pope

[Denizar]

411. You think of selling your map information so that you can buy new hardware in order to run this game.

[Sir Dinadan]

409) You wonder what the expansion is going to be called

[Denizar]

412. You upload all the Total War music to your mp3 player or Ipod.
413. You listen to them all day.

I know that I am obsessed with total war when

414. I look at a tree and see which parts would be best for making a bow.
415. I am walking down the steet and I suddenly realise I am pretending to march with a sword and shield. (Units! March!) :laugh4:

[Orb]

410. You lock your Jewish friends in a synagogue and set fire to it on the grounds that it'll enhance the roleplay aspect.

[Furious Mental]

411 You buy a cod piece
412 You buy a another cod piece because the MTW 2 fanatic down the street had a more impressive one
413 In order to make peace with your rival, you try to convince your daughter to marry him

1 clue your family is already too obsessed with MTW 2

She agrees

[The Blind Samurai]

414.you call for a crusade to be put on jeraulsem again

[Denizar]

WOW the numbers got a bit mixed up there. :dizzy2:

[econ21]

1000. You lock the thread because spam and innumeracy are starting to annoy you.