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Lemur
09-12-2006, 06:34
I've been inspired by some of the sillier headlines posted this week, and I wanted to contribute my fair share (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/09/11/phthalate_warning/):

Greenpeace issues toxic sex toy warning

'Crystal Jelly Double Dong' off the menu

Greenpeace Netherlands has issued a statement warning sex toy lovers not to shove the "Spectra Gel Anal Plug" or the "Crystal Jelly Double Dong" where the sun don't shine, according to an eye-watering report on Expatica.

The reason behind the shock advisory is not the possible risk of ending up in hospital with a dildo stuck firmly up your jacksie and having to endure the humiliating laughter of medical staff who avail themselves of the opportunity of grabbing a few X-rays for later dissemination on the internet, but rather that sex toys apparently contain "extremely high concentrations of phthalate plasticisers which allegedly pose a risk to human health and the environment".

Phthalates are oil-derived plasticisers commonly used to soften PVC. Research centre TNO examined eight sex toys at Greenpeace's behest, "including dildos, vibrators and butt plugs". It discovered that seven of the items contained high levels of phthalates, including DEHP (di-2-ethylhexyl phthalate) which was last year permanently banned from kids' toys in the EU because of a possible health risk to young children.

Greenpeace's Bart van Opzeeland, head of the the organisation's campaign against toxic materials, said: "I cannot remember over the last five years such high concentrations being found in research."

A Greenpeace statement added: "Remember, these are chemicals which do not easily biodegrade and can be dangerous - even in small amounts."

The Phthalates Information Centre Europe, meanwhile, is having none of it. Its website declares: "Plasticised PVC has been used for nearly 50 years without a single known case of it having caused any ill-health and the environmental effects of phthalates are known to be minimal."

The website's section on "EU Risk Assessments" of five commonly-used phthalates says that diisononyl phthalate (DINP) and diisodecyl phthalate (DIDP) show "no risks to human health or the environment for any current use".

Dibutyl phthalate (DBP), though, demonstrates "some potential risk to plants in the vicinity of processing sites and possibly to workers through inhalation".

The risk assessments for butylbenzyl phthalate (BBP) and DEHP "remain open as scientific data is still being considered".

Back in September 2004, the EU Competitiveness Council did indeed vote for a permanent ban on DEHP, DBP and BBP for use in all PVC toys, extending a temporary order imposed in 1999. Furthermore, it banned DINP, DIDP, and di-n-octyl phthalate (DNOP) "from toys and child care items that children can put in the mouth".

Markos Kyprianou, European Commissioner for Health and Consumer Protection, later said: "Europe's citizens expect all products sold on the EU's internal market to be safe, but this is particularly the case for toys and childcare products. Toxic chemicals have no place in children's toys. Our action on phthalates shows that when a risk is identified, the EU can act effectively to protect the health of its children."

The ban came into full force in January 2006, although the aforementioned EU Risk Assessment for DINP and DIDP (published April 2006) adds weight to industry suspicions that environmental pressure groups have for political reasons exaggerated the risks posed by phthalates.

As the Phthalates Information Centre Europe said back in April: "Following the recent adoption of EU legislation with regard to the marketing and use of DINP and DIDP in toys and childcare articles, the risk assessment conclusions published today in the Official Journal clearly state that there is no need for any further measures to regulate the use of DINP and DIDP."

For the record, rodents exposed to high levels of phthalates have reportedly suffered damage to the liver, kidneys, lungs and developing testes. Exponents of phthalate use say the test levels were much higher than would occur as a result of everyday exposure to PVC.

The green lobby says even low levels pose a health risk. And so it goes round and round...We leave it to you to decide whether the undoubted delights of the PVC "Cyber Pussy" are outweighed by the potential risks.

Xiahou
09-12-2006, 08:33
I'm very skeptical of statements like this:
"Remember, these are chemicals which do not easily biodegrade and can be dangerous - even in small amounts."Especially when it's coming from people like Greenpeace (who'd rather see millions die than allow the sensible use of DDT).

But, in this case I'd agree with the overall message- Don't stick foreign objects in your rectum. :oops:

Banquo's Ghost
09-12-2006, 08:50
I'm very skeptical of statements like this:Especially when it's coming from people like Greenpeace (who'd rather see millions die than allow the sensible use of DDT).

You wouldn't be sceptical if you did a bit of research - though I understand the reticence to believe Greenpeace (who have screamed wolf rather too many times, and rather too inaccurately for anyone's taste).

Persistent chemicals are a very real problem - and whilst DDT has some advantages (being relatively cheap, for example) it is highly persistent and eventually causes much more damage than it solves. On top of which, the vast majority of species it could be used to control are highly resistent to it. (Interestingly though, since the drop off in its use, many species are losing their resistance, which, apart from the effects of its persistence, would make it viable in many countries again).

For all those who are fans of having politicians get the message directly, here's a press release about a Euro-crat (http://europa.eu.int/rapid/pressReleasesAction.do?reference=MEMO/03/219&format=HTML&aged=0&language=EN&guiLanguage=en) finding lovely things in her blood.

doc_bean
09-12-2006, 08:55
A bit related: a friend of mine's father works in the emergency room, about once a week they get someone who has a foreign object stuck up his arse. Someone even tried it with oranges ! :help:

Xiahou
09-12-2006, 09:22
Persistent chemicals are a very real problem - and whilst DDT has some advantages (being relatively cheap, for example) it is highly persistent and eventually causes much more damage than it solves. On top of which, the vast majority of species it could be used to control are highly resistent to it. (Interestingly though, since the drop off in its use, many species are losing their resistance, which, apart from the effects of its persistence, would make it viable in many countries again).The problem with DDT was that millions of tons of it were being sprayed around for virtually everything imaginable. Indescriminate agricultural use was a huge part of the problem both in terms of dumping too much of it in the environment and causing resistance from over-use.

Controlled, residential use of DDT would save millions of lives- particularly in Africa.

As to phthalates, here (http://www.junkscience.com/dec98/fumento.htm) is an article originally from the WashingtonPost that takes a view quite different from that of GreenPeace.
Bear in mind, they're talking about children's teething toys, not sex toys- but I'm sure some will see parellels. :laugh4:


In any case, if your child eats toys, phthalates are the least of your worries.

Hepcat
09-12-2006, 10:51
A bit related: a friend of mine's father works in the emergency room, about once a week they get someone who has a foreign object stuck up his arse. Someone even tried it with oranges !

WOW! some people have very disturbing habits. :sweatdrop:

yesdachi
09-12-2006, 15:47
I don’t think it matters what they are made of as long as you use protection, if a condom can hold back AIDS I am comfortable it can protect my backside from phthalate plasticizers. I think most experts recommend using condoms with you sex toys anyway, especially if you share them and I would never use my "Crystal Jelly Double Dong" by my self. :wink3:

Philippus Flavius Homovallumus
09-12-2006, 16:18
You stick things up your arse?

See, the message hear is that sex with yourself is just not as good as sex with someone else.

Xiahou
09-12-2006, 16:33
...and I would never use my "Crystal Jelly Double Dong" by my self. :wink3:
Or at all for that matter. :laugh4:

Mithrandir
09-12-2006, 17:17
A bit related: a friend of mine's father works in the emergency room, about once a week they get someone who has a foreign object stuck up his arse. Someone even tried it with oranges ! :help:

Well, it does save time that way, got a lot less distance to travel than when eating it...

yesdachi
09-12-2006, 18:42
You stick things up your arse?
Typically it is “Exit Only” but Doc’s oranges story has me thinking, cept all I got is grapefruits? :laugh4:

Strike For The South
09-12-2006, 19:50
This is America I wont have any Euroweenies telling me what I can put up my arse

Samurai Waki
09-12-2006, 19:53
This is America I wont have any Euroweenies telling me what I can put up my arse

Hear, Hear!

Vladimir
09-12-2006, 20:08
Thank you both for that. :2thumbsup:

Fragony
09-13-2006, 07:58
The biologic alternative, should just fit the avarage greanpeace protester,

http://www.eyes-e-tools.com/customer/pitstop/Nieuws/upload/komkommer.jpg

Andres
09-13-2006, 08:17
:laugh4: :laugh4:

GoreBag
09-13-2006, 17:53
Are these available on this side of the pond?

Pannonian
09-13-2006, 18:16
Are these available on this side of the pond?
Depends on the climate and soil.

Geoffrey S
09-13-2006, 19:42
Looks like the farmer's a satisfied customer.

Vladimir
09-13-2006, 20:40
Wait a minute; I think we're jumping to conclusions.



Was it grown organically? :inquisitive:

Conqueror
09-13-2006, 21:29
http://www.eyes-e-tools.com/customer/pitstop/Nieuws/upload/komkommer.jpg

And they say that size doesn't matter :laugh4:

GoreBag
09-14-2006, 00:33
Depends on the climate and soil.

The fake penises, doye.

IrishArmenian
09-14-2006, 04:38
But, in this case I'd agree with the overall message- Don't stick foreign objects in your rectum. :oops:
Unless they are me*...:2thumbsup: :sweatdrop:
* I am obviously, foreign.
Sex is better than masturbashun- fact.

Xiahou
09-14-2006, 04:53
Unless they are me*...:2thumbsup: :sweatdrop:
* I am obviously, foreign.
Sex is better than masturbashun- fact.
http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/wuerg/vomit-smiley-011.gif

L`zard
09-14-2006, 08:03
A bit related: a friend of mine's father works in the emergency room, about once a week they get someone who has a foreign object stuck up his arse. Someone even tried it with oranges ! :help:

Errgh......

Why am I both titillated and disturbed by all of this? Not to mention reminded of a recent american TV commercial for 'scrubs'......

Can I possibly get a new idea from my colon?

I've been accused of having my head up my ass befor, but this is ridiculous!

Kralizec
09-14-2006, 15:32
That's nothing. I once found a story on the internet (think I may have gotten it from here actually) that involved a gay couple, a funnel and liquid cement. :dizzy2:

Needless to say surgery was in order.

Vladimir
09-14-2006, 15:38
That's nothing. I once found a story on the internet (think I may have gotten it from here actually) that involved a gay couple, a funnel and liquid cement. :dizzy2:

Needless to say surgery was in order.

Ahh the internet. The hamster’s trip through mr. slave's colon was most illuminating as well.

Samurai Waki
09-14-2006, 17:21
gah.:fainting: isn't cement corrosive? ...and then when it hardens...uggh. I'm going to have to take 5 and have a serious ethical review on why humanity deserves to exist.

yesdachi
09-14-2006, 18:06
gah.:fainting: isn't cement corrosive? ...and then when it hardens...uggh. I'm going to have to take 5 and have a serious ethical review on why humanity deserves to exist.
People are curious, it’s what drives us.
(To do stupid things)