Aye, be you raedy for some crazy stuff? Ye'll ne'er get me buried booty!

[Roderic the Emptyhanded]

Tommorow it is "Talk Like a Pirate Day" (http://www.talklikeapirateday.com/wordpress/)...
Anyone onto this? Is anyone goin' to speak like this?
Well, I am.... Har-harr!

NOTE: This Thread is also the official "Talk like a pirate-thread", which means you're supposed to write in pirateish!

Ye harty, Wiking.

[Crazed Rabbit]

Official, eh? I daresay this (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=54244)be the official thread, ye scallywag!

Ahoy, mateys! Have at that grog swillin' bilge rat!
~;p
Crazed Rabbit

[Reverend Joe]

I know a pirate. I have spoken with a pirate. You, sir, are no pirate.

I'm serious about knowing a pirate; he's an old Englishman from Portsmouth, and my father is pretty sure he used to be a small-time smuggler. However, he also spent a lot of time sailing around New Your in a wooden sailing ship, firing off broadsides at one in the morning in order to set off the car alarms. He can also drink an impressive amount of beer (although he is about six and a half feet tall.)

But he does not talk like that. :no:

[Crazed Rabbit]

Smuggler != Pirate.

Smugglers, for some odd reason, sound like senior Massachusetts senators.

Crazed Rabbit

[Pannonian]

I know a pirate. I have spoken with a pirate. You, sir, are no pirate.

I'm serious about knowing a pirate; he's an old Englishman from Portsmouth, and my father is pretty sure he used to be a small-time smuggler.

A significant number of British are smugglers, making the trip between Dover and Calais, buying booze and fags in Calais without paying UK retail tax and carrying them back on the ferry. An industry has even evolved in those two towns to cater for these day trips.

[Beirut]

The department of redundancy department.