keeping in tune with funny war comments: You know you are... when

[Spart]

There isn't really a set thing you need to start off with e.g. you know you are screwed when... or you know you are winning when.... though it might make it a bit more entertaining. I am just hoping that the replies will be humourous and entertaining.

[Spart]

How to start a war: Claim a country has weapons of mass destruction and when you don't find any say that you said math destruction and that the public misheard you

[Braden]

You know you’re in trouble when the Staff Sergeant asks for “Volunteers”

:help:

[Mithrandir]

Gah! Spam in disguise...

No politics allowed-, no flames allowed-, spam, in spirit of the thread, allowed for 2 days-.

[Csargo]

You know your screwed when the VP shoots you in the face.