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Banquo's Ghost
10-23-2006, 16:22
Mobile snap nails dog sex man (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/10/23/mobile_snap/).

Title says it all really. One would have thought a pit bull would not be the abusee of choice. :oops:

A Washington state man faces prosecution for bestiality under a new animal cruelty law after his wife discovered him having sex with the family's pit bull terrier, kirotv.com reports.

According to the Pierce County sheriff's office report, Michael Patrick McPhail, 26, of Spanaway, Pierce County, was caught red-handed last Wednesday night "having intercourse with their four-year-old female pit bull terrier" on the couple's back porch. The dog was "squealing and crying", charging papers note.

The unnamed wife quickly "took photos with her cell phone and called the sheriff's office". McPhail was duly hauled before the local Superior Court last Thursday where he pleaded not guilty to one count of first-degree animal cruelty. He posted $20,000 bail, and is set to appear before the court on 11 December.

Assistant Pierce County prosecutor Karen Watson said McPhail was "the first person in Pierce County to be charged with the new bestiality offense". The new law came into force in June and was "prompted by a case near Enumclaw in which a Seattle man died after having sex with a horse". Washington was previously "one of 14 states where bestiality had not been explicitly prohibited".

Watson added that the dog was "taken by animal control".


Watson added that the dog was "taken by animal control". :laugh4: :laugh4:
Kralizec
10-23-2006, 16:25
I would have picked a husky. Or at least a German sheppard.
Some people just have no taste.
Fragony
10-23-2006, 16:30
I would have picked a husky. Or at least a German sheppard.
Some people just have no taste.

More of a deer guy myselve. The way they shamelessly bounce around with these white little tails always gets the bloodpressure booming down under.
yesdachi
10-23-2006, 16:58
Baa Baa ~D
Husar
10-23-2006, 17:51
More of a deer guy myselve. The way they shamelessly bounce around with these white little tails always gets the bloodpressure booming down under.
:laugh4:

I wonder how the horse guy died, was he under the horse when it wanted to rest after the "act"?:inquisitive:
Somebody Else
10-23-2006, 17:54
Ask Catherine the Great about horses...
Ice
10-23-2006, 17:57
By the sound of the crying and squealing it sounds more like rape than sex.


prompted by a case near Enumclaw in which a Seattle man died after having sex with a horse". Washington was previously "one of 14 states where bestiality had not been explicitly prohibited".

I can't help cracking a smile after reading that. :beam:
CrossLOPER
10-23-2006, 18:07
:laugh4:

I wonder how the horse guy died, was he under the horse when it wanted to rest after the "act"?:inquisitive:

Um... have you ever been around a horse?:hanged:
Redleg
10-23-2006, 18:50
:laugh4:

I wonder how the horse guy died, was he under the horse when it wanted to rest after the "act"?:inquisitive:

More then likely the horse disagreed with the sex and decided to reject the man with a well placed kick
Kralizec
10-23-2006, 18:57
It says after having sex, and I think I remember hearing about that story. Something to do with the horse being to well hung compared to human rectal anatomy...I will say no more.
Somebody Else
10-23-2006, 19:54
Do not, for your own mental health, look up anything to do with dolphins.
Ice
10-23-2006, 21:35
More then likely the horse disagreed with the sex and decided to reject the man with a well placed kick

You'd think so wouldn't you?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8589349/


SEATTLE - A Seattle man died after engaging in anal sex with a horse at a farm suspected of being a gathering place for people seeking to have sex with livestock, police said Friday.

The horse involved in the incident was not harmed, and an autopsy of the unnamed man concluded that “the manner of death was accidental ... due to perforation of the colon,” a police spokesman said.
CrossLOPER
10-23-2006, 22:19
OK OK! We flipping got it. Gosh darn it.
Csargo
10-23-2006, 22:31
You'd think so wouldn't you?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8589349/

Is that how you spend your time Ice looking up how a guy died by being screwed up the butt by a horse? Sicko:smash: :thumbsdown:
BigTex
10-23-2006, 22:33
“If you’re talking about sheep or goats, there could be some issues,” Urquhart said.

Hahaha great thread. This is reminding me off the Dirty Jobs episode were he collected the horses samples.
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Ice
10-23-2006, 22:52
Is that how you spend your time Ice looking up how a guy died by being screwed up the butt by a horse? Sicko:smash: :thumbsdown:

:yes:
CrossLOPER
10-23-2006, 22:56
That's hot.



I can't believe that I am getting a post count boost from threads like these and when hanging out with the rest of the drunks.
Major Robert Dump
10-25-2006, 11:36
It was a female dog, the guy ain't a pervert!!!111
naut
10-25-2006, 14:37
:no:

My friend told me about the horse story.
Andres
10-25-2006, 15:07
Gives the expression "Hold your horses" a whole other dimension, doesn't it...?
Del Arroyo
10-25-2006, 23:30
I have never bothered to look, but I have heard from more than one of my friends that there is a video of the whole horse-in-butt thing out on the internet.
CrossLOPER
10-26-2006, 00:55
http://www.theurbanflavor.com/data/images/Tired%20Black%20Man%20Article%201.jpg