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yesdachi
10-31-2006, 20:48
I wonder what the trucks destination was. Anyone ever wonder what they make sausage out of?:laugh4:


Truck Spills 2 Tons of Pig Heads on Road

By Associated Press

BERLIN - A truck spilled two tons of pigs' heads on a road in western Germany, giving passing drivers a shock on the night before Halloween, police said Tuesday.
The accident happened Monday night after the truck turned off a highway in Herne, in the Ruhr region, police in Bochum said.
As the driver accelerated away from a traffic light, the door of his trailer opened, spilling the severed heads onto the road.
It took the fire service, helped by a fork-lift truck, an hour-and-a-half to load the heads back onto the truck.
Boss – Why were you late to work today?
Employee – A truckload of pig’s heads crashed and blocked the road.
Boss – I’m sick of your lies, you’re FIRED!
:beam:

drone
10-31-2006, 21:02
I wonder what the trucks destination was.
The 23rd Annual "Lord of the Flies" convention in Berlin. I was wondering why that got cancelled... :laugh4:

BDC
10-31-2006, 21:07
Mmm, unproccessed sausage.

Blodrast
10-31-2006, 21:31
Obviously orchestrated to happen on Halloween Day! :laugh4:

Old lady towards kid sporting a real severed pig head: My, what a realistic costume you have!
Kid: Oink, oink!

CrossLOPER
10-31-2006, 22:00
I miss Germany.

Evil_Maniac From Mars
10-31-2006, 23:39
I miss Germany.
Dosen't everyone?

Oaty
11-01-2006, 00:12
They export it to the US for scrapple and head cheese

Devastatin Dave
11-01-2006, 00:15
Eeeewww:thumbsdown:

Vladimir
11-01-2006, 01:27
Thank God this didn't happen in Paris (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=71249).

Uesugi Kenshin
11-01-2006, 14:57
Dosen't everyone?


Not me, I'm there!:2thumbsup:

Reverend Joe
11-01-2006, 17:14
Good god, man- please clarify what KIND of heads in your thread title! I almost had a heart attack! ~:eek:

CrossLOPER
11-01-2006, 17:21
Motion to merge this thread with the priapism carpal tunnel thread in the frontroom.

GoreBag
11-02-2006, 04:45
Good god, man- please clarify what KIND of heads in your thread title! I almost had a heart attack! ~:eek:

I was just wondering where someone would have gotten 2 tonnes of heads.

Ronin
11-02-2006, 10:29
I´m inoccent!!! I have an alibi I assure you!!!

*notices the news refers to pig´s head*

just forget about what I just said...move along..nothing to see here...just kidding....~D

Horatius
11-02-2006, 16:11
Lucky Red Ken wasn't there since he would have the driver arrested for"Islamophobic actions".

Strike For The South
11-03-2006, 02:19
2 tons of severed headsis like what? 8 maybe 7 Americans
Ba zing

Oaty
11-03-2006, 03:31
2 tons of severed headsis like what? 8 maybe 7 Americans
Ba zing

Thats if they're Texan.

Strike For The South
11-03-2006, 04:55
Ya muscle sure does weigh allot.

Kralizec
11-04-2006, 01:58
Exactly.

Jaw muscles.

Alexanderofmacedon
11-04-2006, 17:55
Dosen't everyone?

I sure as hell do.