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Sasaki Kojiro
11-03-2006, 21:57
Not really a game so I didn't put it in the Arena, and fairly serious so not the frontroom.
http://www.educationalsimulations.com/
It's a "real life" simulator. They place you randomly somewhere in the world, and your life is affected by your nation, your parents, randomness, and your choices. Then you see how your life turns out.
Here's the transcript from my first one.
0 years old
I was born a girl in the city of Sumbawanga in Tanzania's Rukwa Region.
My parents have named me Christine. My surname is Chipende. My mother, Jean, is 19 and my father, Robert, is 21. I have no brothers or sisters.
1 year old
Growth stunted from inadequate protein.
Brother Daniel born.
2 years old
Brother James born.
3 years old
You have pertussis (whooping cough).
4 years old
Brother Christopher born.
5 years old
My father has hookworm.
6 years old
Brother Douglas born.
Not sent to school.
My father has been cured of ancylostomiasis.
My brother Daniel began school.
My brother Douglas has had malaria.
7 years old
My brother James has schistosomiasis.
My brother James began school.
My brother Christopher has had measles.
8 years old
Brother Douglas born.
My brother James has been cured of schistosomiasis.
9 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit Tanzania. 278 people have died and 3,200,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
10 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit Tanzania. 35,061 people have died and 510,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Brother Charles born.
My brother Douglas has had malaria.
11 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit Tanzania. 22,393 people have died and 460,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
My brother Douglas has had another malaria flare-up.
12 years old
My brother Daniel has asthma.
My brother Daniel has schistosomiasis.
My brother Christopher has had malaria.
13 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit Tanzania. 9,031 people have died and 1,600,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
My brother Daniel has been cured of schistosomiasis.
My brother Douglas began school.
14 years old
Need to look for a job.
Began work as a domestic helper.
My brother's girlfriend Joyce has hookworm.
My brother Douglas has schistosomiasis.
15 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit Tanzania. 19,975 people have died and 720,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
My brother's girlfriend Joyce has been cured of ancylostomiasis.
My brother Douglas has been caught in a fire and suffered minor burns over 10% of the body. Luckily there was no permanent injury.
My brother Douglas has been cured of schistosomiasis.
My brother Charles began school.
16 years old
Met a new boy I like very much, named Douglas Kirui.
Decided not to pursue a relationship with Douglas Kirui.
My brother James has been injured in a mishap and suffered some nerve damage..
My brother James has been hurt in an accident.
17 years old
My brother's girlfriend Anna has had malaria.
My brother's girlfriend Anna has graduated from secondary school.
My brother's girlfriend Anna has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.
My brother Christopher has schistosomiasis.
18 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit Tanzania. 1,594 people have died and 770,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Received a 3% pay raise.
My brother Daniel has graduated from secondary school.
My brother Daniel has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.
My brother Christopher has been cured of schistosomiasis.
19 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit Tanzania. 25,414 people have died and 1,100,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
The flood has hit my area.
Flood victim.
My brother's girlfriend Kathleen has hookworm.
My brother James has graduated from secondary school.
My brother James has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.
Sarah Tanui and my brother James are now engaged to be married.
Sarah Tanui and my brother James have married.
20 years old
My father has had malaria.
My brother's girlfriend Kathleen has been cured of ancylostomiasis.
My brother James's wife Sarah has graduated from secondary school.
My brother James's wife Sarah has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.
My brother Douglas has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.
21 years old
Heavy localized fighting in Zanzibar West region.
Met a new man I like very much, named William Keter.
Rejected by William Keter.
My father has been caught in a fire and suffered minor burns over 10% of the body. Luckily there was no permanent injury.
Kathleen Kaigwa and my brother Daniel are now engaged to be married.
Kathleen Kaigwa and my brother Daniel have married.
22 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit Tanzania. 8,791 people have died and 410,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
My brother James's wife Sarah has hookworm.
23 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit Tanzania. 9,199 people have died and 390,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
My father has schistosomiasis.
My brother James's wife Sarah has been cured of ancylostomiasis.
Martha Nyaga and my brother Christopher are now engaged to be married.
Martha Nyaga and my brother Christopher have married.
My brother's girlfriend Lisa has graduated from secondary school.
My brother's girlfriend Lisa has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.
My brother's girlfriend Joan has been caught in a fire and suffered minor burns over 10% of the body. Luckily there was no permanent injury.
24 years old
Peace.
Met a new man I like very much, named William Komen.
Rejected by William Komen.
My father has been cured of schistosomiasis.
25 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Steven Gachukia.
Rejected by Steven Gachukia.
Received a 4% pay raise.
Met a new man I like very much, named Benjamin Lusweti.
We've begun seeing each other.
My brother Douglas has been cured of syphilis.
My brother Douglas has graduated from secondary school.
My brother Douglas has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.
26 years old
My boyfriend Benjamin and I are now engaged..
Benjamin Lusweti and I got married this year.
Moved away from home.
Denied a raise.
Began work as a textile worker.
My brother Daniel has died at age 26 from an asthma attack.
My brother James's wife Sarah has had malaria.
My brother Christopher's wife Martha has been cured of depression.
My brother Charles has onchocerciasis.
My brother's girlfriend Joan has graduated from secondary school.
My brother's girlfriend Joan has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.
27 years old
Daughter Mary born.
My daughter Mary has died at age 0 from premature birth caused by gonorrhea.
My daughter Mary has ophthalmia caused by gonorrhea.
My daughter Mary has been cured of gonorrhea.
My brother Charles has graduated from secondary school.
My brother Charles has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.
My husband Benjamin has hookworm.
28 years old
Invested 250,000 shillings in a bank account.
My brother Christopher has been murdered at age 25.
Jane Kipkorir and my brother Douglas are now engaged to be married.
Jane Kipkorir and my brother Douglas have married.
My brother Charles has been cured of onchocerciasis.
My brother's girlfriend Jessica has had malaria.
My husband Benjamin has been cured of ancylostomiasis.
29 years old
Daughter Elizabeth born.
My daughter Elizabeth has died of asphyxia in childbirth.
My daughter Elizabeth has ophthalmia caused by gonorrhea.
My daughter Elizabeth has been cured of gonorrhea.
My brother James has been cured of schistosomiasis.
My brother James's wife Sarah has been cured of depression.
My brother Christopher's wife Martha has been cured of syphilis.
My brother's girlfriend Julia has had malaria.
Jessica Odinga and my brother Charles are now engaged to be married.
Jessica Odinga and my brother Charles have married.
30 years old
Decided to give some money to charity.
Received a 3% pay raise.
My father has been cured of depression.
31 years old
Began work as a domestic helper.
Son James born.
My son James has ophthalmia caused by gonorrhea.
My son James has been cured of gonorrhea.
Received a 3% pay raise.
32 years old
Invested 43820 shillings in high-risk stock.
Invested 876410 shillings in land.
My father has died at age 54 from liver cancer (hepatoma).
My brother Christopher's wife Martha has had malaria.
My husband Benjamin has onchocerciasis.
33 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit Tanzania. 557 people have died and 420,000 others have been affected.
I was not directly affected.
Julia Mboya and my brother Douglas are now engaged to be married.
34 years old
Received a 4% pay raise.
Julia Mboya and my brother Douglas have married.
My husband Benjamin has been cured of onchocerciasis.
35 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
A famine or food shortage has hit Tanzania. 38,718 people have died and 2,000,000 others have been affected.
I was not directly affected.
Daughter Maria born.
My daughter Maria has ophthalmia caused by gonorrhea.
My daughter Maria has been cured of gonorrhea.
Received a 3% pay raise.
Martha born to Kathleen Kaigwa
My brother Charles has schistosomiasis.
My son James has had malaria.
36 years old
Cleaned up someone else's mess.
Invested money blindly in a risky deal.
Lost money on a risky deal.
Robert born to Kathleen Kaigwa
My brother Charles has been cured of schistosomiasis.
My son James began school.
37 years old
Cashed in 54164 shillings from high-risk stock.
Invested 690000 shillings in a bank account.
Martha born to Kathleen Kaigwa
My brother James has had malaria.
My brother Charles has hookworm.
My brother Charles's wife Jessica has trichuriasis (whip worm).
38 years old
Invested money blindly in a risky deal.
Lost money on a risky deal.
Daughter Susan born.
My daughter Susan has died at age 0 from premature birth caused by gonorrhea.
My daughter Susan has ophthalmia caused by gonorrhea.
My daughter Susan has been cured of gonorrhea.
Marie born to Kathleen Kaigwa
My brother Charles has been cured of ancylostomiasis.
My brother Charles has lymphatic filariasis.
My brother Charles's wife Jessica has been cured of trichuriasis.
My son James has had another malaria flare-up.
My daughter Maria has had measles.
39 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit Tanzania. 16,975 people have died and 970,000 others have been affected.
I was not directly affected.
Widespread fighting in Singida region.
John born to Kathleen Kaigwa
My brother Douglas's wife Julia has had another malaria flare-up.
40 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Peace.
My brother Douglas has died at age 35 from tuberculosis.
My son James has had another malaria flare-up.
My daughter Maria has schistosomiasis.
My daughter Maria began school.
41 years old
Invested 900000 shillings in mutual fund.
Emily born to Sarah Tanui
My brother Christopher's wife Martha has been cured of depression.
My daughter Maria has had malaria.
My daughter Maria has been cured of schistosomiasis.
42 years old
I have schistosomiasis.
Received a 3% pay raise.
43 years old
I have been cured of schistosomiasis.
Lisa born to Sarah Tanui
My brother Charles has been cured of lymphatic filariasis.
44 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit Tanzania. 1,276 people have died and 1,000,000 others have been affected.
I was not directly affected.
My has congenital syphilis.
Anne born to Jane Kipkorir
My daughter Maria has been cured of schistosomiasis.
45 years old
My brother Christopher's wife Martha has been cured of syphilis.
Joan born to Jane Kipkorir
Maria born to Jessica Odinga
46 years old
Lost my investment in land.
Received a 3% pay raise.
My daughter Maria has onchocerciasis.
47 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.
Victim of burglary.
My brother Christopher's wife Martha has hookworm.
48 years old
Invested 950000 shillings in risky mutual fund.
Received a 3% pay raise.
My brother Christopher's wife Martha has been cured of ancylostomiasis.
My son James has graduated from secondary school.
My son James has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.
My 's girlfriend Susan has graduated from secondary school.
My 's girlfriend Susan has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.
My daughter Maria has been cured of onchocerciasis.
49 years old
My mother has reduced vision from cataracts.
50 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit Tanzania. 14,074 people have died and 540,000 others have been affected.
I was not directly affected.
My mother has been cured of cataracts.
My brother Christopher's wife Martha has hookworm.
Susan Kapkobi and my son James are now engaged to be married.
Susan Kapkobi and my son James have married.
51 years old
My brother Daniel's wife Kathleen has diabetes.
My brother James has asthma.
My brother Christopher's wife Martha has been cured of ancylostomiasis.
My 's boyfriend Richard has graduated from secondary school.
My 's boyfriend Richard has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.
52 years old
My brother Daniel's wife Kathleen has died at age 53 from diabetes.
My brother James has gone blind from onchocerciasis (river blindness).
My daughter Maria has graduated from secondary school.
My daughter Maria has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.
53 years old
54 years old
Lost my investment in risky mutual fund.
Decided to steal.
Stole goods worth 308,985 shillings.
Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money.
My mother has arthritis of the knee.
My son James has schistosomiasis.
55 years old
Cashed in 1287415 shillings from mutual fund.
Invested 2000000 shillings in high-risk stock.
My brother Douglas has had another malaria flare-up.
My brother Douglas has schistosomiasis.
My son James has been cured of schistosomiasis.
My 's boyfriend Richard has had malaria.
56 years old
My brother Douglas has onchocerciasis.
My son James has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.
My husband Benjamin has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.
57 years old
My brother James has had another malaria flare-up.
My brother Douglas has been cured of onchocerciasis.
My brother Douglas has been cured of schistosomiasis.
58 years old
My mother has asthma.
My brother James has hookworm.
59 years old
Cashed in 2313518 shillings from high-risk stock.
Invested 4000000 shillings in bond fund.
Invested 3000000 shillings in high-risk stock.
My brother James has been cured of ancylostomiasis.
60 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit Tanzania. 8,352 people have died and 970,000 others have been affected.
I was not directly affected.
My brother Charles has ischemic heart disease.
61 years old
My brother Charles has died at age 52 from a heart attack.
James has left his family.
62 years old
Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money.
My mother has been cured of arthritis of the knee.
My brother Douglas's wife Julia has schistosomiasis.
Cashed in 4512675 shillings from high-risk stock.
Cashed in 4195829 shillings from bond fund.
My brother Douglas's wife Julia has been cured of schistosomiasis.
My brother Charles's wife Jessica has had another malaria flare-up.
63 years old
Invested 6000000 shillings in high-risk stock.
My brother James has died at age 63 from an asthma attack.
My brother Christopher's wife Martha has gone blind from glaucoma.
My son James's wife Susan has been cured of syphilis.
My husband Benjamin has gone blind from cataracts.
64 years old
Helped out a beggar.
Retired.
Cashed in 7865690 shillings from high-risk stock.
Invested 10000000 shillings in a bank account.
My mother has died at age 85 from an asthma attack.
Inherited money from my parents.
My son James has had another malaria flare-up.
Nancy born to Susan Kapkobi
My daughter Maria has hookworm.
Richard Shikuku and my daughter Maria have married.
Marie born to Maria Shikuku
My Marie has ophthalmia caused by gonorrhea.
My Marie has been cured of gonorrhea.
65 years old
My daughter Maria has been cured of ancylostomiasis.
My husband Benjamin has been cured of cataracts.
My husband Benjamin has had malaria.
66 years old
Died at age 66 from a stroke.
Whatever you do, don't live in Tanzania! Famine every 2 years, Seems like everyone gets hookworm and malaria and river blindness, I worked a crappy job for $63 dollars a month and never had any liesure time. First 3 children were stillborn. None of my brothers or sisters or their significant others or my children went to college, apparently only 5% graduate secondary school and only 3% of those go to college. Was enlightening.
Next I'm going to choose to be a stupid but beautiful woman in the US, drop out of highschool and start churning out babies, go on welfare and leech off the taxpayers ~D
yesdachi
11-03-2006, 22:54
neat, maybe i will give it a try later.
sad thing is i dont even know how much a shilling is worth in US $ but i think your alter ego has more retirement than i do! ~D
Divinus Arma
11-03-2006, 23:08
I gave at the office.
IRONxMortlock
11-06-2006, 02:55
Downloading now, thanks for the link this looks really interesting.
Shows how lucky we are to even be able to afford to buy a computer and internet connection so that we can talk here!
Vladimir
11-06-2006, 17:47
I gave at the office.
Indeed.
Educational Simulations is dedicated to enhancing understanding and compassion in an increasingly global society
IRONxMortlock
11-07-2006, 00:15
Educational Simulations is dedicated to enhancing understanding and compassion in an increasingly global society
And that's a bad thing because ...?
Anyway, my first life was as a Russian. Apart from the Goiter and crappy job it wasn't too bad.
0 years old
I was born a boy in the city of Birobidzhan in Russia's
Yevreyskaya (Jewish) Region.
My parents have named me Valentin. My surname is
Belanov. My mother, Feodora, is 24 and my father, Mstislav,
is 27. I have no brothers or sisters.
1 year old
I suffered a case of food poisoning.
My father has died at age 29 from a heart attack.
2 years old
I suffered a case of food poisoning.
Peace.
3 years old
4 years old
5 years old
6 years old
Began school.
7 years old
8 years old
9 years old
10 years old
11 years old
12 years old
13 years old
Met a new girl I like very much, named Dominika Shalaeva.
Rejected by Dominika Shalaeva.
14 years old
15 years old
16 years old
17 years old
18 years old
Graduated from secondary school.
Failed the college entrance examinations.
Failed to qualify for vocational school.
Need to look for a job.
Began work as a freight handler.
Moved away from home.
Inducted into the military.
19 years old
Avoided donating to a disaster relief charity.
Avoided using drugs.
20 years old
I've developed goiter.
Cleaned up someone else's mess.
Refused to risk money on a get-rich-quick scheme.
Decided not to smoke cigarettes.
Avoided using drugs.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Ivana Nikitina.
Rejected by Ivana Nikitina.
My mother has died at age 45 from suicide.
Inherited money from my parents.
21 years old
Decided not to smoke cigarettes.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Ludmilla Karina.
Decided not to pursue a relationship with Ludmilla Karina.
22 years old
A major fire has hit Russia. 24 people have died and 22,000
others have been affected.
I was not directly affected.
Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Doroteya
Zubova.
We've begun seeing each other.
You have failed the college entrance examinations.
23 years old
A major fire has hit Russia. 77 people have died and 52,000
others have been affected.
I was not directly affected.
Decided not to smoke cigarettes.
Doroteya and I are now engaged!.
24 years old
Received a 3% pay raise.
Invested 100000 rubles in land.
25 years old
Doroteya Zubova and I got married this year.
26 years old
Invested 200000 rubles in land.
Invested 20000 rubles in high-risk stock.
Invested 60000 rubles in medium-risk stock.
Invested 150000 rubles in low-risk stock.
Invested 80000 rubles in bond fund.
Invested 100000 rubles in low-risk mutual fund.
27 years old
Told the truth even though I risked losing some money.
28 years old
A major fire has hit Russia. 88 people have died and 47,000
others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Refused to risk money on a get-rich-quick scheme.
Avoided using drugs.
Cashed in 408094 rubles from low-risk stock.
Invested 250000 rubles in low-risk stock.
Invested 300000 rubles in land.
Invested 300000 rubles in a bank account.
Began work as a machine operator.
29 years old
30 years old
Lost my investment in high-risk stock.
Invested 250000 rubles in low-risk stock.
Invested 100000 rubles in a bank account.
Invested 100000 rubles in land.
31 years old
Refused to risk money on a get-rich-quick scheme.
32 years old
33 years old
A major fire has hit Russia. 20 people have died and 18,000
others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
34 years old
Shared some money with my community.
Shared some money I received.
Wife pregnant.
Invested 200000 rubles in a bank account.
Invested 200000 rubles in land.
Invested 200000 rubles in low-risk stock.
Daughter Natalya born.
35 years old
36 years old
Refused to risk money on a get-rich-quick scheme.
I've become an alcoholic.
37 years old
Lost my investment in bond fund.
Tried to give up drinking
38 years old
Tried to give up drinking
39 years old
Sporadic localized fighting in Chelyabinsk region.
Tried to give up drinking
My daughter Natalya began school.
40 years old
I have been involved in a road traffic accident and suffered
some brain damage.
41 years old
A major fire has hit Russia. 4 people have died and 20,000
others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Peace.
42 years old
Gave up drinking.
Wife pregnant.
Denied a raise.
Began work as a freight handler.
Son Vladimir born.
43 years old
A major fire has hit Russia. 3 people have died and 33,000
others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
44 years old
Cashed in 173325 rubles from land.
Cashed in 250684 rubles from land.
Cashed in 0 rubles from high-risk stock.
Cashed in 186042 rubles from medium-risk stock.
Cashed in 0 rubles from bond fund.
Cashed in 174676 rubles from low-risk mutual fund.
Cashed in 555999 rubles from low-risk stock.
Cashed in 365117 rubles from land.
Cashed in 351773 rubles from a bank account.
Cashed in 619653 rubles from low-risk stock.
Cashed in 114949 rubles from a bank account.
Cashed in 121498 rubles from land.
Cashed in 220924 rubles from a bank account.
Cashed in 272396 rubles from land.
Cashed in 29022 rubles from low-risk stock.
Invested 1000000 rubles in land.
Invested 1000000 rubles in a bank account.
Invested 1000000 rubles in low-risk stock.
45 years old
46 years old
47 years old
48 years old
Cashed in 3928340 rubles from low-risk stock.
Invested 2000000 rubles in low-risk stock.
My son Vladimir began school.
49 years old
My daughter Natalya has skipped a year in school.
50 years old
Invested 2000000 rubles in low-risk stock.
My daughter Natalya has graduated from secondary school.
My daughter Natalya began college.
My daughter's boyfriend Vasiliy has graduated from
secondary school.
My daughter's boyfriend Vasiliy began college.
51 years old
Cashed in 1101930 rubles from land.
Cashed in 1072135 rubles from a bank account.
Cashed in 779316 rubles from low-risk stock.
Cashed in 299340 rubles from low-risk stock.
Invested 1000000 rubles in land.
Invested 1000000 rubles in low-risk stock.
52 years old
I have been assaulted and suffered a broken femur. The
injury has resulted in permanent limp.
Vasiliy Plekhanov and my daughter Natalya have married.
53 years old
Cashed in 3011733 rubles from low-risk stock.
Invested 100000 rubles in low-risk mutual fund.
Invested 1000000 rubles in a bank account.
54 years old
A major fire has hit Russia. 4 people have died and 110,000
others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
My daughter Natalya has graduated from college with a
degree in Economics.
My daughter Natalya began graduate school.
In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your daughter
Natalya has been placed on academic probation.
My daughter Natalya's husband Vasiliy has graduated from
college with a degree in Pre-Med.
My daughter Natalya's husband Vasiliy began graduate
school.
My daughter Natalya's husband Vasiliy has been placed on
academic probation.
55 years old
56 years old
In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your daughter
Natalya's husband Vasiliy has been placed on academic
probation.
57 years old
Cashed in 131453 rubles from low-risk mutual fund.
Invested 1000000 rubles in low-risk stock.
58 years old
59 years old
My daughter Natalya has graduated from graduate school
with an advanced degree in Accounting.
60 years old
My daughter Natalya's husband Vasiliy has graduated from
graduate school with an advanced degree in Astronomy.
My son Vladimir has graduated from secondary school.
My son Vladimir has failed the tests for entrance into
vocational school.
My son's boyfriend Yevgeni has graduated from secondary
school.
My son's boyfriend Yevgeni has failed the tests for entrance
into vocational school.
61 years old
Too old to continue working as a freight handler.
Began work as a temporary odd jobs.
My daughter Natalya has moved out on her own.
62 years old
My son Vladimir has moved out on his own.
63 years old
Invested 1000000 rubles in low-risk stock.
Cashed in 417185 rubles from low-risk stock.
64 years old
65 years old
A major fire has hit Russia. 20 people have died and 37,000
others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
66 years old
67 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.
Victim of burglary.
Cashed in 1845671 rubles from low-risk stock.
Cashed in 1550345 rubles from land.
Cashed in 1149474 rubles from a bank account.
Invested 1000000 rubles in a bank account.
Invested 1000000 rubles in land.
Invested 1000000 rubles in low-risk stock.
My son's boyfriend Yevgeni has given up drinking.
68 years old
My son's boyfriend Yevgeni has suffered an epileptic
seizure.
69 years old
70 years old
My has ophthalmia caused by gonorrhea.
My has been cured of gonorrhea.
My son's boyfriend Yevgeni has become an alcoholic.
71 years old
A major fire has hit Russia. 19 people have died and 20,000
others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
My son's boyfriend Yevgeni has given up drinking.
72 years old
Cashed in 1590072 rubles from low-risk stock.
Invested 1000000 rubles in low-risk mutual fund.
73 years old
74 years old
Retired.
My daughter Natalya has asthma.
75 years old
76 years old
77 years old
Refused to risk money on a get-rich-quick scheme.
My son's boyfriend Yevgeni has arthritis of the knee.
78 years old
Cashed in 1551959 rubles from low-risk mutual fund.
Invested 1000000 rubles in low-risk stock.
79 years old
Refused to risk money on a get-rich-quick scheme.
80 years old
81 years old
82 years old
Cashed in 1206707 rubles from land.
Cashed in 1160969 rubles from a bank account.
Cashed in 164331 rubles from low-risk stock.
Invested 1000000 rubles in a bank account.
Invested 100000 rubles in a bank account.
Invested 100000 rubles in land.
Invested 900000 rubles in a bank account.
Invested 900000 rubles in land.
Invested 1000000 rubles in low-risk stock.
83 years old
Died at age 83 from pneumonia.
I will give it a go too. Downloading it now.
Randarkmaan
11-07-2006, 15:45
Damn, had some bit of bad luck...
0 years old
I was born a boy in the city of Tlaxcala in Mexico.
My parents have named me José. My surname is Corrales. My mother, Lucinda, is 43 and my father, Domingo, is 46. I have a brother, Jaime, age 4 and a brother, Armando, who is 7.
1 year old
You have pertussis (whooping cough).
My brother Jaime began school.
2 years old
My father has become an alcoholic.
3 years old
4 years old
My mother has arthritis of the knee.
5 years old
6 years old
Began school.
7 years old
8 years old
My father has diabetes.
9 years old
I've developed goiter.
10 years old
My father has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.
My brother Armando has graduated from secondary school.
My brother Armando began college.
In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your brother Armando has been placed on academic probation.
Dominga Aguilar and my brother Armando are now engaged to be married.
Dominga Aguilar and my brother Armando have married.
My brother Armando's wife Dominga has graduated from secondary school.
My brother Armando's wife Dominga has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.
11 years old
My mother has roundworms.
My mother has diabetes.
My mother has been cured of arthritis of the knee.
My brother Armando's wife Dominga began college.
12 years old
My mother has been cured of ascariasis.
Armando has left his family.
13 years old
In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your brother Armando has been placed on academic probation.
My brother Jaime has graduated from secondary school.
My brother Jaime began college.
In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your brother Jaime has been placed on academic probation.
My brother's girlfriend Cristina has graduated from secondary school.
My brother's girlfriend Cristina began college.
14 years old
Met a new girl I like very much, named Flora Ballesteros.
Decided not to pursue a relationship with Flora Ballesteros.
My father has given up drinking.
My brother Jaime has been expelled from college.
My brother Jaime has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.
15 years old
Met a new girl I like very much, named Teresa Estrada.
Rejected by Teresa Estrada.
Met a new girl I like very much, named Lucinda Bustos.
Rejected by Lucinda Bustos.
In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your brother Armando has been placed on academic probation.
My brother Armando's wife Dominga has graduated from college with a degree in Art.
My brother Armando's wife Dominga has failed the graduate school entrance examination.
My brother Jaime has moved out on his own.
Cristina Mendez and my brother Jaime are now engaged to be married.
16 years old
Decided not to smoke cigarettes.
Cristina Mendez and my brother Jaime have married.
17 years old
Met a new girl I like very much, named Lorena Munoz.
Rejected by Lorena Munoz.
My brother Armando has graduated from college with a degree in Biology.
My brother Armando has failed the graduate school entrance examination.
My brother Jaime's wife Cristina has graduated from college with a degree in Engineering.
18 years old
Graduated from secondary school.
Began college.
Took up smoking.
Met a new girl I like very much, named Inés Blanco.
We've begun seeing each other.
My parents don't approve of Inés Blanco.
Ended my relationship with girlfriend Inés.
My brother Armando has asthma.
19 years old
My mother has died at age 63 from diabetes.
My brother Armando has given up drinking.
20 years old
Helped out a beggar.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Camila Batistuta.
Rejected by Camila Batistuta.
21 years old
Tried to give up smoking.
22 years old
Graduated from college with a degree in Pre-Med.
Failed the graduate school entrance examination.
Need to look for a job.
Began work as a factory worker.
Moved away from home.
Inducted into the military.
My father has ischemic heart disease.
My brother Armando has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.
23 years old
My father has died at age 70 from a heart attack.
Inherited money from my parents.
24 years old
Tried to give up smoking.
Left the military.
Not accepted in vocational school.
You have failed the graduate school examinations.
Began work as a machine operator.
My girlfriend Alejandra has died from dehydration.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Alejandra Serna.
We've begun seeing each other.
25 years old
Decided to give some money to charity.
Decided to use my job illegally to make money.
Made an extra 128 567 pesos illegally.
Alejandra and I are now engaged!.
26 years old
Avoided using drugs.
Alejandra Serna and I got married this year.
My wife Alejandra has graduated from college with a degree in Architecture.
My wife Alejandra has failed the graduate school entrance examination.
27 years old
28 years old
My wife threatened me with a weapon.
Son Joshua born.
29 years old
30 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.
Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.
31 years old
Began work as a construction worker.
Receiving public assistance.
Sporadic localized fighting in Quintana Roo state.
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.
Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.
32 years old
Peace.
Dolores born to Cristina Mendez
33 years old
Refused to share money with my community.
Unexpectedly made 68 309 pesos.
My son Joshua began school.
34 years old
I have arthritis of the knee.
35 years old
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.
Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.
36 years old
37 years old
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.
Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.
38 years old
39 years old
Asthma.
Saved myself some money with a "white lie".
Lied to cover up another lie.
Invested money blindly in a risky deal.
Lost money on a risky deal.
I've become an alcoholic.
40 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.
Victim of burglary.
Decided to steal.
Stole goods worth 67 761 pesos.
41 years old
42 years old
My brother Jaime has hookworm.
Son Alberto born.
My brother Jaime has been cured of ancylostomiasis.
My brother Jaime has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.
My brother Jaime's wife Cristina has had a stroke.
Son José born.
My son's girlfriend Susana has graduated from secondary school.
My son's girlfriend Susana has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.
43 years old
Gave up drinking.
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.
Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.
My brother Jaime's wife Cristina has died at age 50 from a heart attack.
My son Joshua has graduated from secondary school.
My son Joshua began college.
Susana Sosa and my son Joshua are now engaged to be married.
My son's girlfriend Susana has been cured of depression.
My son's girlfriend Susana began college.
44 years old
My wife grabbed and shoved me.
My brother Armando has died at age 54 from an epileptic seizure.
45 years old
Died at age 45 from an asthma attack.
yesdachi
11-07-2006, 17:51
Damn, had some bit of bad luck...
My favorite part of yours! :laugh4:
28 years old
My wife threatened me with a weapon.
Son Joshua born.
Randarkmaan
11-07-2006, 18:34
28 years old
My wife threatened me with a weapon.
Son Joshua born.
That's a bit... 'funny', didn't really realize that when It happened... The truly lucky part of poor José life is that even though being infertile he managed to make his wife pregnant.
Justiciar
11-07-2006, 19:13
Whew.. tough break.
0 years old
I was born a boy in the city of Toluca de Lerdo in the state of México in Mexico.
My parents have named me Reynaldo. My surname is Balbo. My mother, Guadalupe, is 20 and my father, Abel, is 19. I have no brothers or sisters.
1 year old
Growth stunted from inadequate protein.
2 years old
My father has graduated from college with a degree in Geography.
My father has failed the graduate school entrance examination.
3 years old
I've had measles.
4 years old
I've developed goiter.
You have pertussis (whooping cough).
My mother has been cured of schistosomiasis.
5 years old
6 years old
Began school.
My father has become an alcoholic.
7 years old
8 years old
Brother Domingo born.
Held back a year in school.
9 years old
Held back a year in school.
My father has given up drinking.
10 years old
Had an epileptic seizure.
11 years old
12 years old
13 years old
Met a new girl I like very much, named Margarita Fuentes.
Decided not to pursue a relationship with Margarita Fuentes.
My brother Domingo began school.
14 years old
Dropped out of school.
15 years old
Decided to look for a job.
A major volcanic eruption has hit Mexico. 30 people have died and 27,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not affected.
Avoided an indigent person.
Took up smoking.
Need to look for a job.
Began work as a laborer.
16 years old
A major volcanic eruption has hit Mexico. 67 people have died and 17,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not affected.
17 years old
18 years old
Moved away from home.
Inducted into the military.
19 years old
Met a new girl I like very much, named Ana Ceballos.
We've begun seeing each other.
My brother Domingo has suffered an epileptic seizure.
My girlfriend Ana has graduated from secondary school.
20 years old
My girlfriend Ana is not ready for marriage.
21 years old
Ana and I are now engaged..
The engagement is over but my girlfriend Ana and I are still seeing each other.
22 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.
Victim of burglary.
Helped out a beggar.
Tried to give up smoking.
23 years old
Tried to give up smoking.
My brother Domingo has drowned at age 16.
24 years old
Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money.
Ana and I are now engaged..
Ana Ceballos and I got married this year.
Left the military.
Began work as a laborer.
My brother's girlfriend Rita has graduated from secondary school.
My brother's girlfriend Rita began college.
25 years old
26 years old
27 years old
Invested 30,000 pesos in a bank account.
Invested 8000 pesos in medium-risk stock.
My brother's girlfriend Rita has been cured of syphilis.
In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your brother's girlfriend Rita has been placed on academic probation.
28 years old
Gave up smoking.
Invested 10,000 pesos in land.
29 years old
Saved the life of a friend of mine.
My brother's girlfriend Rita has graduated from college with a degree in Engineering.
My brother's girlfriend Rita has failed the graduate school entrance examination.
30 years old
31 years old
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.
Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.
32 years old
Wife pregnant.
Son Estéban born.
33 years old
Lost my investment in land.
Home was broken into and burglarized.
Victim of burglary.
Decided to steal.
Stole goods worth 2,961 pesos.
Cashed in 0 pesos from land.
Cashed in 11608 pesos from medium-risk stock.
Cashed in 1845 pesos from a bank account.
My mother has arthritis of the hip.
34 years old
35 years old
36 years old
37 years old
38 years old
A major volcanic eruption has hit Mexico. 13 people have died and 23,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not affected.
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.
Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.
My son Estéban began school.
39 years old
My father has a peptic ulcer.
40 years old
My brother's girlfriend Rita has given up drinking.
My wife Ana has hookworm.
41 years old
Civil war in Chiapas state.
My father has died at age 61 from a bleeding ulcer.
My wife Ana has been cured of ancylostomiasis.
42 years old
I have been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.
Peace.
My wife Ana has had a stroke.
43 years old
Cashed in 23138 pesos from a bank account.
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.
Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.
44 years old
My wife slapped me.
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.
Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.
My mother has hookworm.
45 years old
My mother has been cured of ancylostomiasis.
46 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.
Victim of burglary.
47 years old
My wife Ana has died at age 46 from a stroke.
48 years old
Began work as a garbage collector.
49 years old
Car was stolen.
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.
Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.
My son's girlfriend Eva has graduated from secondary school.
My son's girlfriend Eva began college.
50 years old
Decided to give some money to charity.
My mother has reduced vision from cataracts.
My son Estéban has graduated from secondary school.
My son Estéban began college.
My son Estéban has been placed on academic probation.
Eva Hidalgo and my son Estéban are now engaged to be married.
Eva Hidalgo and my son Estéban have married.
51 years old
The flood has hit my area.
Flood victim.
My son Estéban's wife Eva has hookworm.
52 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Elena Diaz.
We've begun seeing each other.
In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your son Estéban has been placed on academic probation.
My son Estéban's wife Eva has been cured of ancylostomiasis.
53 years old
My son Estéban's wife Eva has graduated from college with a degree in Government.
My son Estéban's wife Eva began graduate school.
54 years old
I have arthritis of the hip.
55 years old
My mother has been cured of cataracts.
56 years old
My country is involved in a regional conflict abroad. 5,602 Mexican soldiers have been killed.
My son Estéban has graduated from college with a degree in Chemistry.
My son Estéban has failed the graduate school entrance examination.
57 years old
Elena and I are now engaged..
My son Estéban has moved out on his own.
My son Estéban's wife Eva has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.
My son Estéban's wife Eva has graduated from graduate school with an advanced degree in Computer Science.
58 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.
Victim of burglary.
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.
Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.
Elena Diaz and I got married this year.
59 years old
My brother's girlfriend Rita has cutaneous leishmaniasis.
60 years old
I have chronic obstructive pulmonary disease.
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.
Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.
My mother has gone blind from cataracts.
61 years old
My wife threw something at me.
Major fight with wife.
62 years old
A major volcanic eruption has hit Mexico. 3 people have died and 24,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not affected.
Invested money blindly in a risky deal.
Lost money on a risky deal.
63 years old
Told the truth about a previous lie I had made.
My mother has been cured of cataracts.
64 years old
My wife grabbed and shoved me.
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.
Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.
65 years old
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.
Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.
66 years old
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.
Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.
Too old to continue working as a garbage collector.
My brother's girlfriend Rita has arthritis of the knee.
Alejandro born to Eva Hidalgo
67 years old
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.
Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.
My brother's girlfriend Rita has died at age 62 from a heart attack.
68 years old
Receiving public assistance.
Took a fall and suffered a fractured skull. The injury has resulted in some permanent damage to the skull.
Peace.
My wife threw something at me.
Left my marriage.
69 years old
My son Estéban has become an alcoholic.
70 years old
Cashed in 10000 pesos from a bank account.
71 years old
Receiving public assistance.
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.
Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.
My son Estéban's wife Eva has died at age 40 from suicide.
72 years old
I died from an infection.
Should have moved to Texas! :yes:
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
11-08-2006, 01:00
Here is mine
0 years old
I was born a boy in a village in Pakistan's Sind Province, not far from the city of Mirpur Khas.
My parents have named me Kadir. My surname is Saeed Ahmed. My mother, Noor, is 26 and my father, Sultan, is 25. I have no brothers or sisters.
From my parents I have been gifted with the potential for exceptional physical strength and exceptional good looks.
1 year old
Growth stunted from inadequate protein.
I've had measles.
2 years old
3 years old
My father has been cured of ancylostomiasis.
4 years old
5 years old
6 years old
Peace.
Began school.
7 years old
8 years old
I've developed goiter.
9 years old
A major flood has hit Pakistan. 175 people have died and 4,500,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
10 years old
11 years old
12 years old
13 years old
14 years old
15 years old
Kept a wallet I found without trying to find the owner.
16 years old
17 years old
Met a new boy I like very much, named Asad Fakir Syed Aizazuddin.
We've begun seeing each other.
My parents don't approve of Asad Fakir Syed Aizazuddin.
Parents backed down in their threat to kick me out.
My boyfriend Asad has graduated from secondary school.
18 years old
Graduated from secondary school.
Need to look for a job.
19 years old
Decided to look for a job.
Need to look for a job.
Began work as a soldier.
20 years old
Asad Fakir Syed Aizazuddin broke off our relationship.
21 years old
22 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Amin Younis Ahmed.
We've begun seeing each other.
23 years old
24 years old
Left the military.
Began work as a laborer.
25 years old
26 years old
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.
Released by security police.
27 years old
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.
Executed by government security police.
here my Second one
My mother has been cured of depression.
17 years old
18 years old
19 years old
Released from prison.
Bushra and I are now engaged..
Bushra Wasim Bari and I got married this year.
Need to look for a job.
Began work as a soldier.
My wife Bushra has schistosomiasis.
20 years old
Received a 4% pay raise.
21 years old
I have schistosomiasis.
Helped out a beggar.
Invested money blindly in a risky deal.
Lost money on a risky deal.
My wife Bushra has hookworm.
22 years old
Helped a neighbor get out of trouble with the government.
Helped keep my neighbor out of prison.
My brother's girlfriend Ahlam has graduated from secondary school.
My brother's girlfriend Ahlam has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.
23 years old
Cleaned up someone else's mess.
Received a 3% pay raise.
Ahlam Nasim-ul-Ghani and my brother Rashid are now engaged to be married.
Ahlam Nasim-ul-Ghani and my brother Rashid have married.
24 years old
Widespread fighting in Gedo region.
25 years old
Left the military.
Began work as a freight handler.
Received a 1% pay raise.
Moved to Garbahaarrey.
26 years old
Helped out an indigent person.
My brother Rashid has had malaria.
27 years old
Wife pregnant.
My mother has reduced vision from cataracts.
Son Muhammed born.
28 years old
I have had malaria.
A major flood has hit Somalia. 49 people have died and 1,700,000 others have been affected.
The flood has hit my area.
Flood victim.
29 years old
Died at age 29 from tuberculosis.
here my Third one'
0 years old
I was born a boy in the town of Dzüünmod in Mongolia's Töv Province.
My parents have named me Nogay. My surname is Ganbold. My mother, Guyuk, is 23 and my father, Batu, is 25. I have a sister, Ulagan, age 1, a brother, Kubilai, age 3 and a brother, Alagh, who is 4.
From my parents I have been gifted with the potential for extraordinary intelligence.
My father has been cured of appendicitis.
1 year old
Growth stunted from inadequate protein.
2 years old
Suffering from severe malnutrition.
My brother Kubilai began school.
3 years old
My father has become addicted to illicit drugs.
My father has died at age 29 in a road traffic accident.
4 years old
My brother Alagh has taken a dangerous fall and suffered an injured spinal cord. The injury has resulted in paralysis.
My brother Kubilai has had measles.
My sister Ulagan began school.
5 years old
A major fire has hit Mongolia. 67 people have died and 1,800 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
6 years old
Decided to steal.
Began school.
7 years old
8 years old
A major fire has hit Mongolia. 62 people have died and 2,200 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
9 years old
Decided to steal.
10 years old
Decided to steal.
My sister Ulagan has become too sick to attend school.
11 years old
Skipped a year in school.
My brother Alagh has been injured in a mishap and suffered some nerve damage..
My brother Alagh has been hurt in an accident.
12 years old
My brother's girlfriend Khaidu has graduated from secondary school.
My brother's girlfriend Khaidu began college.
13 years old
Decided to steal.
Caught stealing.
Sentenced to two years of probation.
Skipped a year in school.
Khaidu Ganbataar and my brother Alagh are now engaged to be married.
Khaidu Ganbataar and my brother Alagh have married.
14 years old
Alagh has left his family.
My brother Kubilai has graduated from secondary school.
My brother Kubilai began vocational school.
15 years old
Decided to vandalize some property.
Skipped a year in school.
Met a new girl I like very much, named Tolui Olzvoi.
Rejected by Tolui Olzvoi.
My brother's girlfriend Maidar has graduated from vocational school with a certificate in Secretarial Skills .
16 years old
Graduated from secondary school.
Began college.
My brother Alagh's wife Khaidu has graduated from college with a degree in English.
My brother Alagh's wife Khaidu has failed the graduate school entrance examination.
My brother Kubilai has graduated from vocational school with a certificate in Electronics .
17 years old
Volunteered in a local humanitarian effort.
Met a new girl I like very much, named Tabin Byambasuren.
We've begun seeing each other.
18 years old
Decided not to smoke cigarettes.
Tabin and I are now engaged..
Tabin Byambasuren and I got married this year.
Moved out of my family's home.
Began work as a temporary odd jobs.
Received a 11% pay raise.
Wife pregnant.
Denied a raise.
My wife Tabin has graduated from secondary school.
My wife Tabin began vocational school.
Son Kuzhuk born.
19 years old
Received a 9% pay raise.
20 years old
Decided to give some money to charity.
Graduated from college with a degree in History.
Began graduate school.
My wife Tabin has graduated from vocational school with a certificate in Graphic Arts .
21 years old
22 years old
23 years old
24 years old
A major fire has hit Mongolia. 88 people have died and 750 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Graduated from graduate school with an advanced degree in Government.
Inducted into the military.
My son Kuzhuk has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.
My son Kuzhuk began school.
My wife Tabin has suffered an epileptic seizure.
25 years old
Invested 56700 tugriks in a bank account.
26 years old
My son Kuzhuk has taken a dangerous fall and suffered a broken femur. The injury has resulted in no permanent damage, however.
27 years old
Wife pregnant.
My wife Tabin has been cured of obsessive-compulsive disorder.
Son Genghis born.
28 years old
29 years old
Left the military.
Began work as a mathematician.
30 years old
My son Genghis has had measles.
31 years old
Sube born to Khaidu Ganbataar
My brother Kubilai has had malaria.
My brother's girlfriend Kuzhuk has been cured of syphilis.
32 years old
Son Michael born.
My brother Kubilai has had another malaria flare-up.
My brother Kubilai has moved out on his own.
33 years old
My mother has reduced vision from cataracts.
My sister Ulagan has been cured of syphilis.
My son Genghis began school.
34 years old
Decided to use my job illegally to make money.
Made an extra 2,696,362 tugriks illegally.
My son Kuzhuk has hookworm.
35 years old
Received a 6% pay raise.
Sukhebataar born to Khaidu Ganbataar
My son Kuzhuk has been cured of ancylostomiasis.
My son Kuzhuk has kidney disease.
36 years old
Left my marriage.
My mother has diabetes.
My brother Alagh has hookworm.
My son Kuzhuk has died at age 18 from kidney disease.
37 years old
Began work as a computer programmer.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Temur Ganbataar.
We've begun seeing each other.
Received a 5% pay raise.
My mother has been cured of cataracts.
My brother Alagh has been cured of ancylostomiasis.
My son's girlfriend Yesukai has graduated from secondary school.
My son's girlfriend Yesukai began college.
38 years old
Lost my girlfriend Temur by being too forward.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Batu Yundendorj.
Rejected by Batu Yundendorj.
My sister Ulagan has hookworm.
My sister Ulagan has moved out on her own.
My sister's boyfriend Tolui has been cured of ancylostomiasis.
In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your son's girlfriend Yesukai has been placed on academic probation.
39 years old
My brother Alagh's wife Khaidu has died at age 45 from suicide.
My sister Ulagan has been cured of ancylostomiasis.
My son's girlfriend Yesukai has been expelled from college.
My son Genghis has trichuriasis (whip worm).
40 years old
A major fire has hit Mongolia. 4 people have died and 6,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Bourtai Choybalsan.
We've begun seeing each other.
Lost my girlfriend Bourtai by being too forward.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Ghazan Yundendorj.
Rejected by Ghazan Yundendorj.
Accepted in vocational school.
My son Genghis has been cured of trichuriasis.
41 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Gan Olzvoi.
We've begun seeing each other.
Girlfriend pregnant.
My girlfriend Gan has hookworm.
My girlfriend Gan has been cured of schistosomiasis.
Daughter Stephanie born.
42 years old
A major fire has hit Mongolia. 22 people have died and 1,600 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Gan and I are now engaged!.
Gan and I are now engaged!.
Girlfriend pregnant.
My brother Kubilai has reduced vision from cataracts.
My son's girlfriend Yesukai has been cured of depression.
My girlfriend Gan has been cured of ancylostomiasis.
Daughter Anne born.
43 years old
Graduated from vocational school with a certificate in Computer Technology.
Received a 5% pay raise.
My son Genghis has been hurt in an accident.
44 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit Mongolia. 126 people have died and 760,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
45 years old
Gan Olzvoi and I got married this year.
Received a 7% pay raise.
My mother has died at age 69 from diabetes.
Inherited money from my parents.
My sister's boyfriend Tolui has hookworm.
My son Genghis has graduated from secondary school.
My son Genghis began vocational school.
My daughter Anne has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.
My wife Gan has had malaria.
46 years old
Lost my investment in a bank account.
Daughter Guyuk born.
Wife pregnant.
My sister's boyfriend Tolui has been cured of ancylostomiasis.
In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your son Genghis has been placed on academic probation.
Gerel Hattori and my son Genghis are now engaged to be married.
Gerel Hattori and my son Genghis have married.
Son Genghis born.
47 years old
My brother Kubilai has hookworm.
Tolui Ganbataar and my sister Ulagan have married.
My sister Ulagan's husband Tolui has given up drinking.
48 years old
A major fire has hit Mongolia. 47 people have died and 7,500 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Wife pregnant.
My brother Kubilai has been cured of ancylostomiasis.
My sister Ulagan's husband Tolui has been cured of depression.
My son Genghis has graduated from vocational school with a certificate in Electronics .
My daughter Anne began school.
Son Jochi born.
49 years old
50 years old
51 years old
Received a 4% pay raise.
52 years old
My son Genghis began school.
53 years old
My brother's girlfriend Chagadai has reduced vision from cataracts.
My daughter's boyfriend Arban has graduated from secondary school.
My daughter's boyfriend Arban began vocational school.
54 years old
My sister Ulagan has hookworm.
My sister Ulagan's husband Tolui has diabetes.
My daughter Guyuk has graduated from secondary school.
My daughter Guyuk began college.
My daughter's boyfriend Arban began college.
My daughter's boyfriend Arban has been placed on academic probation.
My son Jochi began school.
55 years old
My brother Kubilai has hookworm.
My sister Ulagan has been cured of ancylostomiasis.
My daughter's boyfriend Arban has graduated from vocational school with a certificate in Printing .
56 years old
Moved to Arvayheer.
My brother Kubilai has been cured of ancylostomiasis.
57 years old
58 years old
My brother Alagh has hookworm.
My brother's girlfriend Chagadai has died at age 63 from a heart attack.
My sister Ulagan's husband Tolui has died at age 67 from diabetes.
My daughter's boyfriend Chagadai has graduated from secondary school.
My daughter's boyfriend Chagadai began vocational school.
My daughter Guyuk has graduated from college with a degree in Geography.
My daughter Guyuk began graduate school.
My daughter Guyuk has been placed on academic probation.
In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your daughter's boyfriend Arban has been placed on academic probation.
59 years old
My brother Alagh has been cured of ancylostomiasis.
My daughter's boyfriend Chagadai began college.
60 years old
Invested 40000 tugriks in a bank account.
My daughter Anne has graduated from secondary school.
My daughter Anne began vocational school.
In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your daughter Anne has been placed on academic probation.
My daughter's boyfriend Chagadai has graduated from vocational school with a certificate in Graphic Arts .
My daughter's boyfriend Arban has graduated from college with a degree in Printing.
61 years old
My brother Alagh has diabetes.
62 years old
Died at age 62 from liver cancer.
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
11-08-2006, 01:41
My best one
0 years old
I was born a boy in the city of Pittsburgh in the state of Pennsylvania in the United States.
My parents have named me Michael. My surname is Morrison. My mother, Marie, is 30 and my father, Jason, is 26. I have a sister, Maria, who is 7.
From my parents I have been gifted with the potential for extraordinary intelligence.
1 year old
2 years old
3 years old
My father has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.
4 years old
5 years old
My father has given up drinking.
6 years old
Began school.
7 years old
8 years old
9 years old
My sister's boyfriend Scott has graduated from secondary school.
My sister's boyfriend Scott has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.
10 years old
My sister Maria has graduated from secondary school.
My sister Maria began college.
My sister's boyfriend Scott began college.
11 years old
Skipped a year in school.
12 years old
Moved away from home.
Scott Ward and my sister Maria have married.
Samuel born to Maria Ward
13 years old
14 years old
My country is involved in a major war abroad. 6,967 American soldiers have been killed.
Met a new girl I like very much, named Janet Speer.
We've begun seeing each other.
My sister Maria has graduated from college with a degree in Geography.
My sister Maria has failed the graduate school entrance examination.
Wanda born to Maria Ward
My sister Maria's husband Scott has graduated from college with a degree in Chemistry.
My sister Maria's husband Scott has failed the graduate school entrance examination.
15 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Helped out a beggar.
Janet Speer broke off our relationship.
Met a new boy I like very much, named Peter Alexander.
Decided not to pursue a relationship with Peter Alexander.
Met a new girl I like very much, named Phyllis Ten Boom.
We've begun seeing each other.
Girlfriend pregnant.
My sister Maria has moved out on her own.
Son Dennis born.
16 years old
Skipped a year in school.
My girlfriend Phyllis has graduated from secondary school.
My girlfriend Phyllis began college.
17 years old
Graduated from secondary school.
Began college.
Bruce born to Maria Ward
18 years old
Peace.
Decided to commit a robbery.
Got 77,289 dollars in a robbery.
My parents don't approve of my engagement to Phyllis Ten Boom.
Phyllis and I are now engaged..
My sister Maria has appendicitis.
My sister Maria has been cured of depression.
My girlfriend Phyllis has been placed on academic probation.
19 years old
Phyllis Ten Boom and I got married this year.
Wife pregnant.
My sister Maria has been cured of appendicitis.
Son Michael born.
20 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
My son Michael has had measles.
21 years old
I have a peptic ulcer.
Avoided an indigent person.
Graduated from college with a degree in History.
Began graduate school.
My son Dennis began school.
My wife Phyllis has graduated from college with a degree in German.
My wife Phyllis has failed the graduate school entrance examination.
22 years old
23 years old
Began work as a military sergeant.
Larry born to Maria Ward
24 years old
Car was stolen.
Daughter Connie born.
Son Michael born.
25 years old
Decided to give some money to charity.
Graduated from graduate school with an advanced degree in History.
Received a 9% pay raise.
My son Michael began school.
26 years old
Invested 32000 dollars in a bank account.
Received a 5% pay raise.
My daughter Connie began school.
My son Michael has had measles.
27 years old
Received a 4% pay raise.
Removed daughter Connie to school.
28 years old
Lost my investment in a bank account.
My country is involved in a regional conflict abroad. 3,270 American soldiers have been killed.
Moved to Pittsburgh.
29 years old
Jeffrey born to Maria Ward
My son Michael began school.
30 years old
31 years old
I am suffering from clinical depression.
Peace.
Wife pregnant.
Daughter Marie born.
32 years old
My country is involved in a world war. 143,062 American soldiers have been killed.
33 years old
My daughter Marie has had measles.
34 years old
I have been cured of depression.
Peace.
Received a 4% pay raise.
35 years old
Received a 9% pay raise.
Accepted in vocational school.
In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your son's girlfriend Christina has been placed on academic probation.
36 years old
Retired.
My son Dennis has moved out on his own.
My daughter's boyfriend Bruce has graduated from secondary school.
My daughter's boyfriend Bruce has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.
37 years old
My son Michael has moved out on his own.
My son's girlfriend Deborah has graduated from secondary school.
My son's girlfriend Deborah has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.
My daughter's boyfriend Bruce began college.
My daughter Marie began school.
38 years old
Graduated from vocational school with a certificate in Computer Technology.
My sister Maria has a peptic ulcer.
My sister Maria's husband Scott has lung cancer.
My daughter Connie has moved out on her own.
Removed daughter Marie to school.
39 years old
Began work as a military sergeant.
My son's girlfriend Jacqueline has graduated from college with a degree in Architecture.
My son's girlfriend Jacqueline has failed the graduate school entrance examination.
My son Michael has a peptic ulcer.
In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your daughter's boyfriend Bruce has been placed on academic probation.
40 years old
Received a 7% pay raise.
My father has arthritis of the knee.
Jacqueline Acker and my son Dennis are now engaged to be married.
Jacqueline Acker and my son Dennis have married.
41 years old
Received a 7% pay raise.
My son Michael has been cured of peptic ulcer.
My son Michael has moved out on his own.
My son's girlfriend Kathleen has been placed on academic probation.
42 years old
I have been cured of peptic ulcer.
Bruce Kuyper and my daughter Connie have married.
Susan born to Connie Kuyper
My daughter Connie's husband Bruce has graduated from college with a degree in Government.
My daughter Connie's husband Bruce has failed the graduate school entrance examination.
Kathleen Snyder and my son Michael are now engaged to be married.
Kathleen Snyder and my son Michael have married.
My son Michael's wife Kathleen has been expelled from college.
43 years old
My son's girlfriend Phyllis has graduated from college with a degree in Audio/Video Technology.
My son Michael's wife Kathleen has been cured of obsessive-compulsive disorder.
44 years old
Received a 9% pay raise.
Began work as a soldier.
45 years old
Received a 9% pay raise.
Left the military.
Began work as a soldier.
46 years old
I am suffering from clinical depression.
My country is involved in a small scale military intervention abroad. 3,110 American soldiers have been killed.
My wife Phyllis has a peptic ulcer.
47 years old
Received a 7% pay raise.
Lisa Nelson and my son Michael are now engaged to be married.
My son Michael has become an alcoholic.
48 years old
Received a 5% pay raise.
My mother died from an infection.
My sister Maria's husband Scott died from an infection.
My daughter's boyfriend Alan has graduated from secondary school.
My daughter's boyfriend Alan began college.
49 years old
I have been cured of depression.
Received a 9% pay raise.
Lisa Nelson and my son Michael have married.
My daughter Connie's husband Bruce has become an alcoholic.
50 years old
Left the military.
Alan Turner and my daughter Marie have married.
My daughter Marie has moved out on her own.
My wife Phyllis has been cured of peptic ulcer.
51 years old
My sister Maria died from an infection.
Gloria born to Connie Kuyper
My daughter Marie's husband Alan has been placed on academic probation.
52 years old
Louis born to Connie Kuyper
My daughter Connie's husband Bruce has been assaulted and suffered a broken femur. The injury has resulted in no permanent damage, however.
53 years old
Victor born to Connie Kuyper
My daughter Connie's husband Bruce has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.
My daughter Marie's husband Alan has graduated from college with a degree in Religion.
My daughter Marie's husband Alan began graduate school.
My daughter Marie's husband Alan has been placed on academic probation.
54 years old
My son Michael has given up drinking.
My son Michael has become addicted to illicit drugs.
55 years old
Peace.
My son Michael has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.
56 years old
Earl born to Lisa Nelson
57 years old
In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your daughter Marie's husband Alan has been placed on academic probation.
58 years old
My daughter Connie's husband Bruce has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.
59 years old
My son Michael has appendicitis.
My daughter Marie's husband Alan has graduated from graduate school with an advanced degree in Biology.
60 years old
Left my marriage.
My son Michael has been cured of appendicitis.
Jacqueline born to Connie Kuyper
61 years old
62 years old
A major fire has hit the United States. 0 people have died and 42,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
63 years old
My father died from general complications of old age.
Inherited money from my parents.
My son Dennis's wife Jacqueline has a peptic ulcer.
My son Michael has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.
64 years old
My son Michael has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.
65 years old
My son Dennis's wife Jacqueline has been cured of peptic ulcer.
66 years old
67 years old
My son Michael has been involved in a road traffic accident and suffered a broken femur. The injury has resulted in no permanent damage, however.
Fred born to Marie Turner
My daughter Marie's husband Alan has asthma.
68 years old
69 years old
70 years old
71 years old
72 years old
My daughter Connie's husband Bruce has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.
Dennis born to Marie Turner
73 years old
74 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Michelle Peterson.
We've begun seeing each other.
Michelle and I are now engaged!.
My daughter Connie has arthritis of the knee.
My daughter Marie has a peptic ulcer.
75 years old
Michelle Peterson and I got married this year.
76 years old
My daughter Connie's husband Bruce has a peptic ulcer.
My son Michael has died at age 53 from drug addiction.
77 years old
My wife Michelle has died at age 67 from colon cancer.
78 years old
My country is involved in a regional conflict abroad. 679 American soldiers have been killed.
79 years old
Peace.
My son Michael's wife Lisa has diabetes.
80 years old
I was robbed.
My son Dennis has diabetes.
My son Michael's wife Lisa has died at age 61 from diabetes.
My daughter Connie's husband Bruce has been cured of peptic ulcer.
81 years old
82 years old
I died from an infection.
RabidGibbon
11-08-2006, 01:53
I've just lived out a typical 'english' life, check it out!
0 Years Old
I was born a boy in a village in England's Cumbria Province, not far from the city of Carlisle.
My parents have named me Rabid. My surname is Gibbon. My mother, Pesudonym, is 23 and my father, A.N.Other , is 25. I have a little big sister, who is 2, and a big big sister, who is 4.
1 Years Old
2 Years Old
3 Years Old
Chased by Cows.
4 Years Old
Move to Leeds in W Yorks district.
5 Years Old
Start Primary School
6 Years Old
You catch Chicken Pox
You are cured of Chicken Pox
7 Years Old
8 Years Old
You Catch Mumps
You are cured of Mumps
9 Years Old
10 Years Old
Brother Bob Born
11 Years Old
Placed on Academic probation
12 Years Old
Start Secondary School
13 Years Old
Placed on Academic probation
14 Years Old
Placed on Academic probation
15 Years Old
Placed on Academic probation
16 Years Old
Placed on Academic probation
17 Years Old
18 Years Old
Quit School
Become a Trainee accountant
19 Years Old
20 Years Old
21 Years Old
You discover the Total War series. Your 'life' ends here.
Kagemusha
11-08-2006, 02:06
Pretty rough stuff.:shame:
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DiaryForm.Diary.Lines[14]=3 years old
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DiaryForm.Diary.Lines[39]=
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Sasaki Kojiro
11-08-2006, 02:16
"You discover the Total War series. Your 'life' ends here."
LOL :laugh4:
scotchedpommes
11-08-2006, 04:59
First three lives:
Bangladeshi, died aged 19. Not much luck.
0 years old
I was born a boy in a village in Bangladesh's Dhaka Division, not far from the city of Mymensing.
My parents have named me Pradeep. My surname is Sujeev. My mother, Lakshmi, is 34 and my father, Kavi, is 31. I have a sister, Avasarala, age 1 and a brother, Dinesh, who is 3.
1 year old
Growth stunted from inadequate protein.
A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 297 people have died and 2,900,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
2 years old
A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 7 people have died and 2,900,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
My brother Dinesh began school.
3 years old
Brother Chuttur born.
4 years old
A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 473 people have died and 6,900,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
My sister Avasarala has trichuriasis (whip worm).
My sister Avasarala began school.
5 years old
A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 325 people have died and 8,300,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
6 years old
A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 310 people have died and 29,000,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Began school.
7 years old
A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 110 people have died and 11,000,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
My sister Avasarala has been cured of trichuriasis.
8 years old
A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 325 people have died and 40,000,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
My brother Chuttur began school.
9 years old
Heavy localized fighting in Dhaka division.
10 years old
My mother has diabetes.
My brother Chuttur has nearly drowned.
11 years old
A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 8 people have died and 3,100,000 others have been affected.
The flood has hit my area.
Flood victim.
Peace.
12 years old
My mother has died at age 47 from leukemia.
My brother Dinesh has skipped a year in school.
13 years old
My father has died at age 45 from suicide.
My brother Dinesh has graduated from secondary school.
14 years old
Suffering from severe malnutrition.
A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 795 people have died and 3,400,000 others have been affected.
I was not directly affected.
15 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
A famine or food shortage has hit Bangladesh. 7,290 people have died and 4,800,000 others have been affected.
I was not directly affected.
A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 121 people have died and 10,000,000 others have been affected.
I was not directly affected.
Helped out a beggar.
Bhanavi Choudhari and my brother Dinesh are now engaged to be married.
My sister's boyfriend Vishwanand has graduated from secondary school.
16 years old
Too sick to attend school.
Bhanavi Choudhari and my brother Dinesh have married.
My sister Avasarala has become too sick to attend school.
My brother Chuttur has become too sick to attend school.
17 years old
My brother Dinesh has moved out on his own.
18 years old
My brother Dinesh has been cured of depression.
Chuttur has died at age 16 from starvation.
19 years old
Died at age 19 from starvation.
Slovene, died aged 64. Strangely married the wrong woman. [Tomica instead of Monika.] Muchly disappointed.
0 years old
I was born a boy in a small town in Slovenia's Murska Sobota District, not far from the town of Murska Sobota.
My parents have named me Matija. My surname is Resnik. My mother, Rahela, is 31 and my father, Radovan, is 37. I have no brothers or sisters.
1 year old
2 years old
3 years old
4 years old
5 years old
You have pertussis (whooping cough).
6 years old
Began school.
7 years old
8 years old
9 years old
10 years old
11 years old
12 years old
13 years old
Cleaned up someone else's mess.
Met a new girl I like very much, named Tatijana Bronkovic.
We've begun seeing each other.
My parents don't approve of Tatijana Bronkovic.
Ended my relationship with girlfriend Tatijana.
14 years old
Avoided drinking alcohol.
15 years old
Avoided an indigent person.
Met a new girl I like very much, named Branka Mihailov.
Rejected by Branka Mihailov.
16 years old
17 years old
Met a new girl I like very much, named Karolina Bencek.
Rejected by Karolina Bencek.
18 years old
Returned a wallet to a grateful owner.
Graduated from secondary school.
Avoided using drugs.
Moved away from home.
Inducted into the military.
19 years old
Helped out a beggar.
Decided not to smoke cigarettes.
Avoided using drugs.
Met a new girl I like very much, named Martina Lepinat.
We've begun seeing each other.
Left the military.
Began work as a farm worker.
20 years old
I suffered a case of food poisoning.
Decided not to give money to charity.
21 years old
Martina Lepinat broke off our relationship.
22 years old
Receiving public assistance.
Avoided using drugs.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Mira Ivanov.
Rejected by Mira Ivanov.
You have failed the college entrance examinations.
Moved to Maribor.
Not accepted in vocational school.
Began work as an office clerk.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Tomica Stefanov.
Decided not to pursue a relationship with Tomica Stefanov.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Monika Pinter.
Decided not to pursue a relationship with Monika Pinter.
23 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Sabri Balazic.
Rejected by Sabri Balazic.
24 years old
Decided not to smoke cigarettes.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Milja Milosevic.
Decided not to pursue a relationship with Milja Milosevic.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Monika Plevnik.
We've begun seeing each other.
25 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Denied a raise.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Tomica Jarni.
Decided not to pursue a relationship with Tomica Jarni.
Tomica and I are now engaged!.
26 years old
My father has appendicitis.
27 years old
Tomica Jarni and I got married this year.
My father has been cured of appendicitis.
28 years old
29 years old
I have been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.
30 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Wife pregnant.
Daughter Danijela born.
31 years old
Shared some money with my community.
Shared some money I received.
Received a 4% pay raise.
32 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.
Victim of burglary.
Wife pregnant.
Daughter Natasa born.
33 years old
34 years old
Wife pregnant.
Son Luka born.
35 years old
Borrowed 300000 tolars in a family loan loan.
36 years old
My daughter Danijela began school.
My daughter Natasa has asthma.
37 years old
38 years old
Began work as a customs official.
My daughter Natasa began school.
39 years old
Wife pregnant.
Daughter Aleksandra born.
40 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
My daughter Natasa has been cured of asthma.
My son Luka began school.
41 years old
42 years old
Received a 1% pay raise.
43 years old
Received a 6% pay raise.
My wife Tomica has diabetes.
44 years old
45 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
My daughter Aleksandra began school.
My wife Tomica has been cured of obsessive-compulsive disorder.
46 years old
Received a 1% pay raise.
My wife Tomica has died at age 46 from diabetes.
47 years old
48 years old
My daughter Danijela has graduated from secondary school.
My daughter Danijela has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.
49 years old
Received a 7% pay raise.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Milka Ivanov.
Rejected by Milka Ivanov.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Branka Horvath.
We've begun seeing each other.
My daughter's boyfriend Kiril has graduated from secondary school.
My daughter's boyfriend Kiril has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.
50 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Received a 4% pay raise.
My daughter Natasa has graduated from secondary school.
My daughter Natasa has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.
51 years old
My girlfriend Branka is not ready for marriage.
My son's girlfriend Brigita has graduated from secondary school.
My son's girlfriend Brigita has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.
My daughter Aleksandra has asthma.
52 years old
My son Luka has graduated from secondary school.
My son Luka has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.
53 years old
Branka Horvath broke off our relationship.
My mother has died at age 85 from a stroke.
My father has diabetes.
54 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Mira Cesnik.
We've begun seeing each other.
Raifa Kotev and my son Luka are now engaged to be married.
55 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
My girlfriend Mira is not ready for marriage.
My father died from general complications of old age.
Inherited money from my parents.
Raifa Kotev and my son Luka are now engaged to be married.
Raifa Kotev and my son Luka have married.
My son Luka has moved out on his own.
My daughter's boyfriend Boris has graduated from secondary school.
My daughter's boyfriend Boris has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.
56 years old
Received a 4% pay raise.
57 years old
I suffered a case of food poisoning.
Mira Cesnik broke off our relationship.
My daughter Aleksandra has graduated from secondary school.
My daughter Aleksandra has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.
58 years old
Sava Benko and my daughter Danijela have married.
My daughter Danijela has moved out on her own.
59 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Svetlana Juric.
Rejected by Svetlana Juric.
My daughter Natasa has moved out on her own.
My daughter Aleksandra has moved out on her own.
60 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Received a 3% pay raise.
Denied a raise.
61 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Erika Dragicevic.
We've begun seeing each other.
62 years old
63 years old
Erika and I are now engaged!.
Josip Babic and my daughter Aleksandra have married.
64 years old
I died from an infection.
Pole, died aged 60. Large family, had plenty of health problems between them. Had to revert this from 30's back to 26 after wife fell pregnant despite infertility. [Errors ensued that prevented progress.] Life took a sharp turn for the worse afer the revert.
0 years old
I was born a boy in the city of Warszawa in Poland.
My parents have named me Pawel. My surname is
Tomaszewicz. My mother, Liljana, is 44 and my father,
Ludwik, is 39. I have a brother, Josef, age 3, a brother,
Renat, age 5, a sister, Gracja, age 15, a sister, Maria-
Teresa, age 18, a brother, Borys, age 22 and a brother,
Laurencjusz, who is 23.
My brother Borys has moved out on his own.
My brother Renat began school.
1 year old
In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your sister Maria-
Teresa has been placed on academic probation.
2 years old
In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your brother
Laurencjusz has been placed on academic probation.
My sister Maria-Teresa has been expelled from college.
My sister Gracja has graduated from secondary school.
My sister Gracja began vocational school.
My brother Renat has nearly drowned.
My brother Josef began school.
3 years old
I've developed goiter.
Eliza Pollack and my brother Borys are now engaged to be
married.
Eliza Pollack and my brother Borys have married.
My sister's boyfriend Piotr has graduated from college with a
degree in Education.
My sister's boyfriend Piotr has failed the graduate school
entrance examination.
My sister Gracja has been placed on academic probation.
4 years old
My brother Laurencjusz has graduated from graduate school
with an advanced degree in Accounting.
Wojciech Tomaszewicz and my sister Gracja have married.
5 years old
My brother Borys's wife Eliza has graduated from graduate
school with an advanced degree in Religion.
My sister Gracja has graduated from vocational school with
a certificate in Forestry .
My sister Gracja's husband Wojciech has graduated from
college with a degree in Economics.
My sister Gracja's husband Wojciech began graduate
school.
6 years old
Began school.
My sister Gracja has moved out on her own.
7 years old
My sister Maria-Teresa has moved out on her own.
8 years old
My brother Laurencjusz has moved out on his own.
9 years old
My sister Gracja's husband Wojciech has graduated from
graduate school with an advanced degree in Sociology.
10 years old
I've developed goiter.
My brother's girlfriend Boleslawa has been cured of
obsessive-compulsive disorder.
11 years old
Joachim Balzac and my sister Maria-Teresa have married.
12 years old
My brother Borys's wife Eliza has appendicitis.
Jacek born to Maria-Teresa Balzac
My brother Renat has graduated from secondary school.
My brother Renat began college.
13 years old
My brother Borys's wife Eliza has been cured of appendicitis.
Daga born to Gracja Tomaszewicz
14 years old
Met a new girl I like very much, named Stefania Koskoa.
We've begun seeing each other.
Cela born to Gracja Tomaszewicz
In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your brother Renat
has been placed on academic probation.
In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your brother's
girlfriend Boleslawa has been placed on academic
probation.
My brother Josef has graduated from secondary school.
My brother Josef began college.
15 years old
My brother's girlfriend Bogdana has graduated from
secondary school.
My brother's girlfriend Bogdana began college.
In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your brother's
girlfriend Bogdana has been placed on academic probation.
16 years old
My brother's girlfriend Elena has been expelled from college.
Bogdana Swoboda and my brother Josef are now engaged
to be married.
Bogdana Swoboda and my brother Josef have married.
17 years old
Took up smoking.
My mother has died at age 63 from a stroke.
My brother Renat has graduated from college with a degree
in Accounting.
My brother Renat has failed the graduate school entrance
examination.
My brother Josef's wife Bogdana has been placed on
academic probation.
18 years old
Graduated from secondary school.
Began college.
Avoided using drugs.
Stefania and I are now engaged..
My brother Renat has moved out on his own.
My brother Josef has graduated from college with a degree
in French.
My brother Josef has failed the graduate school entrance
examination.
My brother Josef's wife Bogdana has been expelled from
college.
My girlfriend Stefania has graduated from secondary school.
My girlfriend Stefania began college.
In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your girlfriend
Stefania has been placed on academic probation.
19 years old
In spite of spending extra hours studying, You have been
placed on academic probation.
Stefania Koskoa and I got married this year.
Daga born to Maria-Teresa Balzac
Elena Koskoa and my brother Renat are now engaged to be
married.
Elena Koskoa and my brother Renat have married.
My brother Josef has moved out on his own.
20 years old
Expelled from college.
Need to look for a job.
Began work as a temporary odd jobs.
Moved away from home.
Inducted into the military.
21 years old
Volunteered in a local humanitarian effort.
Discovered I am infertile.
Discovered I am infertile.
Ruzha born to Maria-Teresa Balzac
22 years old
My father has colon cancer.
My father has a peptic ulcer.
My wife Stefania has been placed on academic probation.
23 years old
My father died from an infection.
Inherited money from my parents.
24 years old
I've developed goiter.
My wife Stefania has graduated from college with a degree
in Mathematics.
My wife Stefania has failed the graduate school entrance
examination.
25 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Gave up smoking.
Left the military.
Began work as a truck driver.
Discovered I am infertile.
My brother Renat has mouth cancer.
26 years old [Reverted back to here]
My brother Renat has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.
My wife Stefania has colon cancer. :skull:
27 years old
Began work as a primary teacher's aid.
28 years old
29 years old
30 years old
My brother Laurencjusz has diabetes.
31 years old
32 years old
Passed the entrance examinations and began college.
My wife Stefania has died at age 32 from colon cancer.
33 years old
Expelled from college.
Quit my job.
34 years old
I am suffering from clinical depression.
35 years old
Receiving public assistance.
Decided not to give money to charity.
36 years old
I have been cured of depression.
Responded with verbal abuse in an argument.
Assaulted someone during an argument.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Julja Dabrowska.
We've begun seeing each other.
My brother Laurencjusz has suffered an epileptic seizure.
My brother Renat died from an infection.
37 years old
Began work as a temporary odd jobs.
38 years old
Julja and I are now engaged..
Julja Dabrowska and I got married this year.
Discovered I am infertile.
39 years old
My brother Laurencjusz has died at age 64 from diabetes.
40 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
41 years old
Denied a raise.
Passed the entrance examinations and began college.
42 years old
I suffered a case of food poisoning.
Shared some money with my community.
Shared some money I received.
43 years old
44 years old
In spite of spending extra hours studying, You have been placed on academic probation.
My brother Borys has died at age 68 from a heart attack.
45 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
46 years old
Graduated from college with a degree in English.
Failed the graduate school entrance examination.
Began work as a street vendor.
47 years old
Began work as a factory worker.
48 years old
49 years old
You have failed the graduate school examinations.
Accepted in vocational school.
50 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
51 years old
Discovered I am infertile.
52 years old
I have mouth cancer.
Graduated from vocational school with a certificate in Business Administration.
Began work as an administrative aid.
My brother Josef has had a stroke.
53 years old
54 years old
My brother Josef has ischemic heart disease.
55 years old
I have been cured of mouth cancer.
Decided not to give money to charity.
My brother Josef has died at age 59 from a heart attack.
56 years old
I have ischemic heart disease.
57 years old
I suffered a case of food poisoning.
58 years old
Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money.
59 years old
Received a 1% pay raise.
60 years old
Died at age 60 from a heart attack.
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