View Full Version : Big breasts are life savers
Kralizec
11-05-2006, 22:19
LINK (http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/08/15/060815120717.q43mv5oi.html)
This made me reflect on human mortality. Sometimes death can be only a thin layer, or sometimes a D-cup of silicon far away.
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Byzantine Prince
11-05-2006, 22:20
Erm, this will no doubt be used to promote chest expamsion the world over.:no:
KukriKhan
11-05-2006, 22:33
To whom should she send the bill for the um... pillow - Israel or Lebanon?
On a more serious note: maybe one of our resident medics can advise. Could the leaked silicone have hurt this woman?
Gregoshi
11-05-2006, 23:19
The silicon breast plate has arrived. Let's hope this doesn't lead to implants for the male soldiers... :inquisitive:
Erm, this will no doubt be used to promote chest expamsion the world over.:no:
amen brother!!...amen...:2thumbsup:
Sasaki Kojiro
11-05-2006, 23:27
So the piece of shrapnel was blocked by the silicone but would have pierced he ribcage? That doesn't seem likely.
Papewaio
11-06-2006, 01:02
There already are muscular implants for guys... it is a more solid variant of the silicon implants used for women. It makes the guys look like they have been doing bench presses, so they have artificial silicon pecks, calf implants, butt implants, you name it.
So if they silicon implant used liquid armour http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2087-2340507,00.html ...
it could make some very good body armour for those who need to wear it covertly (Secret Service/Special Forces) and it would be certainly tailored to the individual and move better... every strap to hang the armour on is another gram that can be added to ammo payload.
The solid plates can be on the outside.
Gregoshi
11-06-2006, 02:08
it could make some very good body armour for those who need to wear it covertly (Secret Service/Special Forces) and it would be certainly tailored to the individual and move better... every strap to hang the armour on is another gram that can be added to ammo payload.
Not to mention looking stunning in that low-cut evening gown. ~D
Papewaio
11-06-2006, 02:12
Well they are inserted to make guys look like their chests are roman breastplates...
http://www.plasticsurgeryadvisor.com/male-plastic-surgery/pectoral-augmentation.shtml
What is Pectoral Augmentation (Pec Implants)?
Pectoral implants are really the male equivalent of female breast implants. The intention of the operation is to enhance the appearance of the male chest muscles by placing solid silicone implants on top of the pectoral muscles and beneath the skin. These chest muscles are often referred to as pecs or pec muscles and are the muscles that normally bulk up and increase in mass when a male exercises. The main difference between a pectoral augmentation and a breast augmentation is that muscle is not separated from its attachments to the rib cage or breast bone as they are during a breast implant procedure, so in this regard it is a considerably less surgically invasive operation.
Gregoshi
11-06-2006, 02:16
You are a terrible straight man Pape. :laugh4:
Papewaio
11-06-2006, 02:21
I've always thought is was funny to put in fake pecs... and fake calf muscles.
I can understand for injuries, but most of them seem to be for wannabe movie stars.
All that is easily acquired with push ups and cycling... but after playing cyberpunk 2020, I have been interested in seeing where this cosmetic surgery could take us.
Mind you a more nasty use would be a female suicide bomber and a C4 cup.
To whom should she send the bill for the um... pillow - Israel or Lebanon?
On a more serious note: maybe one of our resident medics can advise. Could the leaked silicone have hurt this woman?
Maybe. The silicone gel itself is inert. However it could provoke an immune response. So she could get sick, cold/flu sick. But since the body can't really effect the gel it would just sit there. With the immune system trying to kill it, but unable too. I doubt this would happen though, once in surgery they must have scooped it all out.
So the piece of shrapnel was blocked by the silicone but would have pierced he ribcage? That doesn't seem likely.
Despite the fact that the silicone gel in breast implants feels like human fat to the touch it has a different density. So it would change the trajectory of the shrapnel after it entered the bag.
This just makes me think of the classic 'hardcover Bible in the jaacket to save you from a bullet'. Beyond that, I'm sure it was bound to happen sometime.
This is actually the second time I've heard of breast implants deflecting a projectile away from a womans ribcage. The first was a womanin Florida (?) who caught a stray bullet from a gun fight at the club she was at. It went in her boob and the implant defelcted away from her heart.
http://static.last.fm/coverart/300x300/10220.jpg
Grey_Fox
11-06-2006, 12:20
Wasn't there a stripper that got shot and the bullet was stopped by her implants a few years back?
Silicone breasts don't only deflect bullets, they also can act as airbags!
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