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Sasaki Kojiro
11-08-2006, 23:41
http://msdewey.com/

Another new search engine. Has an animated woman to help you search. Basically you search something and she comments on it before giving you your results.

Search: "Hi"
Ms. Dewey: Of all the things you could search for, that's what you came up with?

Search: "penis penis penis"
Ms. Dewey: "I tried that with three friends once" :inquisitive:

Search: "n-word"
Ms. Dewey: "Are you ok? Because one of the signs of a strok is loss of function in one hand, and from your typing patterns it seems you are typing with one hand.


fake edit: Now she's yelling at me for not searching for anything.

real edit: She also refuses to show me her breasts

edit: Ask her how old she is. And who invented the internet. And "take off your clothes!". *keep asking this one*

"do you have stairs in your house?"

"WoW"

"you gonna get raped"

"texas chainsaw massacre"

"50 cent" --best yet

"Russia" --what?

"Robot Dance"

"Arkansas"

"Aphex twin"

"George W Bush"

Uhh...

https://img489.imageshack.us/img489/4302/malletnr7.jpg

"Wheres your ring"

"windows"

"skateboarding"
Csargo
11-08-2006, 23:47
She shot a rubber-band at me *****
Orb
11-08-2006, 23:54
'nothing caps off the evening like a good roundhouse kick to the groin' - on "penis"
'are you just letting your dog type now?' - on "Sakai"
'Here's a thought, naked croquet' - on 'naked'
spmetla
11-09-2006, 00:29
That's a pretty bad search engine. Takes forever for her to "think" and the results aren't any good. I think the novelty of this search engine wears off after a few seconds before it becomes annoying.
ZombieFriedNuts
11-09-2006, 22:59
Type in “I want you” and she says “something tells this isn’t the first time you tried to woo a computer screen” thought that was quite funny

Edit:Also she wants to rule the world
Csargo
11-09-2006, 23:05
Yep she does wanna take over the world. I saw her planning it I swear. GOD HELP US.

She wants to take me out for a drink. :

She went crazy for a sec there but she got here drink.

I don't think she's Christian. :no:
Oaty
11-10-2006, 00:53
Oh you just have to try "math"

oh after converting imperial to metric.................... that's kind of small

Edit with a search did get this video even Alex Trebec understands 1337
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rfBxHh4jI8Q
John86
11-13-2006, 23:11
I love this search engine. Type in "are you gay"
Beirut
11-13-2006, 23:38
If ya'll don't mind, please keep your penises, testicles, rape thoughts, n-words, and "are you gay" comments to yourselves.

Thank you.
edyzmedieval
11-14-2006, 10:01
If ya'll don't mind, please keep your penises, testicles, rape thoughts, n-words, and "are you gay" comments to yourselves.

Thank you.

:laugh4:

The best search engine ever. (Beirut that is)
John86
11-14-2006, 21:49
I typed in Beriut. All I got was a "Please rephase the question"

Disapointing.