Testicular fortitude thread

[Adrian II]

Let us see some pictures that show humans or animals, regardless of sex, displaying an abundance of the above characteristic.

Here is the one that inspired me.


https://img297.imageshack.us/img297/7366/katmetballenwy4.jpg (https://imageshack.us)

[GoreBag]

https://img226.imageshack.us/img226/3230/16bm8.jpg

It's a Bollywood movie poster.

[Mikeus Caesar]

Gorebag - that is totally hardcore.

[naut]

Gorebag - that is totally hardcore.
Exactly.

[Fragony]

https://img297.imageshack.us/img297/7366/katmetballenwy4.jpg (https://imageshack.us)



Testiculos habet et bene pendentes :yes:

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

I don't understand this thread not one bit lol

[GoreBag]

Don't despair. Some understand testicular fortitude and others do not.

[Fragony]

Posted this in another thread but hey!

http://www.zinweb.nl/uploadedimgs/komkommer.jpg

Flowerpower!!!

[GoreBag]

Definitely not appropriate..

[Fragony]

Definitely not appropriate..

Surily you meant fitting

[GoreBag]

Surely you meant 'surely'. Appropriate, fitting...same thing.

[Fragony]

Appropriate, fitting...same thing.

Not when it comes to these puppy's

http://www.zinweb.nl/uploadedimgs/komkommer.jpg

[Adrian II]

Not when it comes to these puppy's

http://www.zinweb.nl/uploadedimgs/komkommer.jpgThose puppies may be appropriate, but they sure won't fit.

[Crazed Rabbit]

I think this guy (http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/china/2006-11/28/content_745040.htm) is a bit depressed...

Sounds like a bad breakup.

CR

[Sasaki Kojiro]

I think we have a winner:

https://img411.imageshack.us/img411/3224/kittingerjump2mediumdu2.jpg

[naut]

How high is that?

[Sasaki Kojiro]

~100,000 feet. He reached speeds of over 600 mph during the 5 minute freefall.

[naut]

GAH!

That's like 30.48 km!?

[Sasaki Kojiro]

31.3 to be exact

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Kittinger

[GoreBag]

Pfft, he has a parachute.

[Vladimir]

Pfft, he has a parachute.

True. Might as well just call it a crutch. (~:eek: )

[KukriKhan]

https://jimcee.homestead.com/balls.gif

Image is from this site (http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=3989113193297454103), which has a 14-question, fun, quiz to measure your testicular fortitude.

My results:


Iron
You scored 0 malleability, 0 ductility, and 0 melting point!
MAN OF IRON!!! YOU ROCK!!!!

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on malleability

You scored higher than 99% on ductility

You scored higher than 99% on melting point

note: quoted results slightly (1 word) edited to comply with Kingdom Of Peace, Love and Groovy rules - if you post your results, you should do the same. :bow:

p.s. re: AII's first image: amazing confidence of the cat - stunning discipline of the dogs.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

I have cookie dough balls! :laugh4:


I also think it's hilarious that kukri got a zero in all categories yet scored higher than 99% in all categories.

[KukriKhan]

I have cookie dough balls! :laugh4:


I also think it's hilarious that kukri got a zero in all categories yet scored higher than 99% in all categories.

Ah hain't dat smart ova ma-han,

but I've always tested well. :laugh4:

[Csargo]

Copper
You scored 15 malleability, 7 ductility, and 57 melting point!

It said I had balls like Abraham Lincoln. Copper. Weird I know

[naut]

Iron
You scored 7 malleability, 21 ductility, and 42 melting point!
LOWER APPENDAGE OF IRON!!! YOU ROCK!!!!
I think it comes down to having rough hands. :shrug:

[Louis VI the Fat]

Tin OOs

You scored 23 malleability, 35 ductility, and 14 melting point!
Hey, tin OOs! Yeah, I'm talking to you! Who's got the weakest OOs on the block? That would be you! Way to have tin OOs, Tin Man!
Was it the that goose down pillow that did me in? Love of plenty candles? My soft delicate skin?

[naut]

Nevermind.

[Andres]

Nevermind.

Tin balls heh :laugh4:

Me too :shame:

[InsaneApache]

Ferrous testicles here. :whip: :laugh4:

[naut]

Tin balls heh :laugh4:

Me too :shame:
Nope.



Iron
You scored 7 malleability, 21 ductility, and 42 melting point!
LOWER APPENDAGE OF IRON!!! YOU ROCK!!!!
I think it comes down to having rough hands. :shrug:

I was going to say something rude about France, but decided it was not appropriate in a thread about testicles.

[Kagemusha]

Tin balls heh :laugh4:

Me too :shame:

Same here.:embarassed: Maybe i should hate candles and shouldnt like to please the ladies. Or shouldnt prefer be a Dolfin over Sperm whale.:listen:

[doc_bean]

Balls O' Iron !
You scored 23 malleability, 28 ductility, and 35 melting point!

BTW where those actual colours in one of those questions ? Being a man with balls o' iron I see the world in only 16 colours...

[Craterus]

Iron?

That's weird...

[Moros]

Gold
You scored 38 malleability, 28 ductility, and 28 melting point!
People with balls of gold are push-overs. Gold is the most malleable of all metals, which means your balls are about as strong as chocolate chip cookie dough. Way to go, cookie dough balls.
at least they are worth something...

[Orb]

Iron
You scored 30 malleability, 28 ductility, and 28 melting point!
ORBS OF IRON!!! YOU ROCK!!!!

It's a lie!

A lie I tell you!

I haven't the courage to stand up to a small grasshopper named Trevor!

[GoreBag]

Iron
You scored 7 malleability, 28 ductility, and 42 melting point!

The metalhead playing guitar was a nice touch, but the question about colours didn't make sense. Only one of them was a colour.

[Talbot]

You scored 30 malleability, 14 ductility, and 57 melting point!

Balls of Cooper

[Vladimir]

Iron
You scored 23 malleability, 28 ductility, and 42 melting point!
BALLS OF IRON!!! YOU ROCK!!!!

https://img234.imageshack.us/img234/6148/ironyn1.jpg

[Peasant Phill]

You scored 23 malleability, 14 ductility, and 35 melting point!
BALLS OF IRON!!! YOU ROCK!!!!

I hope this way someone who kicks me in the nuts will experience at least as much pain as me.

[Louis VI the Fat]

I hope this way someone who kicks me in the nuts will experience at least as much pain as me.As a real life tip: don't count on it...:skull:

[Vladimir]

As a real life tip: don't count on it...:skull:

If he ran a few tests he would really have balls of Iron. Something I don't get though: If two iron balls are encased in a water filled sack, won't they rust away? :stupido2:

[Peasant Phill]

well then, fill the sack with oil.

[Kommodus]

Haha!


Tin
You scored 30 malleability, 35 ductility, and 21 melting point! Hey, tin balls! Yeah, I'm talking to you! Who's got the weakest balls on the block? That would be you! Way to have tin balls, Tin Man!


:laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:

[Andres]

Great Balls of Fire (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7k42P1zJMfg&mode=related&search=)

[Kääpäkorven Konsuli]

https://img226.imageshack.us/img226/3230/16bm8.jpg

It's a Bollywood movie poster.

My new wallpaper.

:2thumbsup:

[Kralizec]

Iron
You scored 30 malleability, 14 ductility, and 28 melting point!
BALLS OF IRON!!! YOU ROCK!!!!


My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 64% on malleability

You scored higher than 1% on ductility

You scored higher than 30% on melting point

[Sasaki Kojiro]

https://img137.imageshack.us/img137/2604/zakseparaterealitybq2.jpg

[ShadeHonestus]

^^^^^

that guy has a very high rating imo...

The guy with the parachute is a pansie...hehe



My score...hmmm

Iron

You scored higher than 59% on malleability

You scored higher than 16% on ductility

You scored higher than 44% on melting point


This thread could quickly become gold...

[CountArach]

This thread could quickly become gold...

Gah! So horrible!

Me:

7 malleability, 42 ductility, and 28 melting point

Tin :(

[Hosakawa Tito]

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v517/hoppy84/2791011510032786982dhIUbm_ph.jpg
An oldy but goody. Yeah, you're number 1.

[Ja'chyra]

https://img226.imageshack.us/img226/3230/16bm8.jpg

It's a Bollywood movie poster.

Where did they find the pygmy lions?

[Motep]

Where did they find the pygmy lions?

'hey bred 'em 'at way o'er yonder.

[Martok]

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v517/hoppy84/2791011510032786982dhIUbm_ph.jpg
An oldy but goody. Yeah, you're number 1.
LOL! I love that one! :laugh4: Where on earth did you find it?

[Caerfanan]

Those puppies may be appropriate, but they sure won't fit.
Nicely put!

:laugh4:

[Fragony]

Nicely put!

:laugh4:

Adrian gets the credit for my joke, I need a smarter audience :shame:

[Caerfanan]

I was going to say something rude about France, but decided it was not appropriate in a thread about testicles.
A pity, I was curious...