Oaty
11-23-2006, 19:19
I'm king of England- my long enemy France
Heir of France: Hey my dad's totally messed up and I need you to take him out befor he totally ruins my empire
King of England: Sounds great, I'll see what I can do
King of England personal thoughts: How does this benefit me, you'll eventually get this stupid idea since I'm a human to attack me in the future anyways.
A few turns later
heir of France personal thoughts: Oh great now My stupid father attacks the human player and trains militia
HeirOf France: hey king of England hurry up my Dad just recruited a bunch of militias right when he layed siege to your city and now we will totally get pwned if you don't asassinate him quickly, but if you do so now I'll like have a totally uber kingdom in a few turns right after the ceasefire of course.
King of England: Oh i better hurry up (thanks for the info by the way)
Heir of France: Yes do so quickly So I can build up this great treasury wait till your vulnerable recruit this huge army then backstab you
King of England: backstab?
Heir of France: Yes backslab, we've found a great rock for building walls called backslab. If you take out my father I'll make sure to export this rock to you.(whew hope he bought it)
King of England: Never heard of this rock before(does he take me for an idiot)
Heir of France: You'll be amazed by its great strenth
The regicide mission fails within the alotted time
Heir of France: Hey Dad we nee to worsen relationships with England
King of France: Why's that
Heir of France: Well you are utterly destroying this empire and I asked England to asassinate you, but they utterly failed at this. Now I will take over a ruined empire.
King of France: Only one problem we are already at abysmal relations with them, we can't demote them lower than abysmal
I guess if the king is foolish enough to lower relations for an unattempted asassination he is running one messed up empire
Heir of France: Hey my dad's totally messed up and I need you to take him out befor he totally ruins my empire
King of England: Sounds great, I'll see what I can do
King of England personal thoughts: How does this benefit me, you'll eventually get this stupid idea since I'm a human to attack me in the future anyways.
A few turns later
heir of France personal thoughts: Oh great now My stupid father attacks the human player and trains militia
HeirOf France: hey king of England hurry up my Dad just recruited a bunch of militias right when he layed siege to your city and now we will totally get pwned if you don't asassinate him quickly, but if you do so now I'll like have a totally uber kingdom in a few turns right after the ceasefire of course.
King of England: Oh i better hurry up (thanks for the info by the way)
Heir of France: Yes do so quickly So I can build up this great treasury wait till your vulnerable recruit this huge army then backstab you
King of England: backstab?
Heir of France: Yes backslab, we've found a great rock for building walls called backslab. If you take out my father I'll make sure to export this rock to you.(whew hope he bought it)
King of England: Never heard of this rock before(does he take me for an idiot)
Heir of France: You'll be amazed by its great strenth
The regicide mission fails within the alotted time
Heir of France: Hey Dad we nee to worsen relationships with England
King of France: Why's that
Heir of France: Well you are utterly destroying this empire and I asked England to asassinate you, but they utterly failed at this. Now I will take over a ruined empire.
King of France: Only one problem we are already at abysmal relations with them, we can't demote them lower than abysmal
I guess if the king is foolish enough to lower relations for an unattempted asassination he is running one messed up empire