Dave Barry's Holiday Gift Guide

[Crazed Rabbit]

The always funny Dave Barry has come out with hishilarious yearly gift giving guide...read it and post what your favorite line/joke/item was.
http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/living/special_packages/gift_guide/16093643.htm

Mine, Spoil'd so you can discover it for yourself:
Motorized Ice Cream Cone
$8.95 plus shipping and handling from Ouray Toys, Inc., P.O. Box 1029, Ouray, Colo. 81427, 866-869-4800; www.ouraytoys.com

Suggested by many inert readers.

If you're like most people, you would like to eat more ice cream, but you just can't handle the physical strain.

EDIT: Password so you can view all the pages, from bugmenot.com:
Username:crockett@tubbs.com
Password:miamivice

Crazed Rabbit

[Gregoshi]

D'oh! You can only read the first two pages before they ask you to sign up. I only got to the Cruzin' Cooler. I know my son would want one. :laugh4:

[drone]

This paper puts it all out in one page, no sign up:
http://www2.ljworld.com/news/2006/nov/26/dave_barrys_holiday_gift_guide/?living

The Marie Antoinette action figure

[Crazed Rabbit]

Well, from good ol bugmenot.com I found this:
Username:crockett@tubbs.com
Password:miamivice

Seems to work.

Crazed Rabbit