Free lunch

[ZombieFriedNuts]

Went to the pub for lunch today with friends ordered my food, the bar lady asked me to pick a card, I thought she was doing a trick so I did and got a joker turns out if you pick a joker you get a free lunch, who says no such thing a free lunch.:beam:
:laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:

[Abokasee]

You luckly person!:yes: Did she ask for "something"*1 after that

*1: The is dose not refer to any sexual thing, ok it might but it dosnt its not, or is.:thumbsdown: :whip: :wall:

[Gregoshi]

Now that's what I call a meal deal. For a tip, did you leave her (a) Jack? ~;)

[GoreBag]

I'd have given her 20%.

[Gregoshi]

Whatever suits you GoreBag. I'd have given her a hand. ~D

[Mithrandir]

Surely you treated her like a queen after that?

I bet that'd make her flush straight away...

[Csargo]

This whole thread just makes me laugh

[ZombieFriedNuts]

It was ace, instead of paying for the food I spent more of it on drink.

[macsen rufus]

I think you should give the pub some free publicity -- tell us where it is :beam:

[ZombieFriedNuts]

Yes that is a good idea its in Coventry it’s called the Gatehouse tavern, you to could get free pie.
directions (http://www.beerintheevening.com/pubs/s/14/14943/Gatehouse_Tavern/Coventry)

[macsen rufus]

:2thumbsup: Mmm, not too far from Ratae, either.

[edyzmedieval]

the bar lady asked me to pick a card

Did she look good? :beam:

[Monarch]

:2thumbsup: Mmm, not too far from Ratae, either.

Hey mate,

I'm from Leicester too. Where about are you? I'm in Thurnby, dunno if you've heard of it, its near Oadby.

Sorry for going ot and interupting all the puns :beam:

[macsen rufus]

near Oadby

Them's furrin parts, arr :laugh4: I'm from the west of the county, but do my posting from work, just off East Park Rd.