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Orb
12-03-2006, 22:30
Does anyone remember the 'cancellation of EB' thread?

That nearly gave me a heart attack, a stroke, and Alzheimer's.
Thaatu
12-03-2006, 22:45
I haven't seen any indication that Khelvan isn't the devil, SO...
Kralizec
12-03-2006, 22:52
Chavez was wrong. The devil is in this very forum ~;)
GiantMonkeyMan
12-03-2006, 23:00
i would say yes but then the Bartix assassination squad (led of course by khelvan who is secretly a ninja) would hunt me down and feed me to their huge collection of pet hamsters... so i voted 'Go for the eyes Boo!' in the hope that would convince them to show us some juicy screenies :sweatdrop:

i'll go back into the corner now
Tuuvi
12-04-2006, 00:38
No doubt about it... Khelvan is the devil.(among other things)
Dram
12-04-2006, 05:25
'Khelvan' ends in 'an'

'Satan' ends in 'an'

Coincidence?... I think not.






just kidding actually, im the devil.

shoutout to my homie lucifer, keep it real dogg... or should i say Cerberus lol.

hellside crew 'fo lyfe. :devil:
antiochus epiphanes
12-04-2006, 05:43
Yaal!!!
Cheexsta
12-04-2006, 09:03
'Khelvan' ends in 'an'

'Satan' ends in 'an'

Coincidence?... I think not.
In some dialects, the name "Khelvan" is translated to "Khellvan", which clearly depicts the word hell.

Then, if you take his age (33) and multiply it by 20 and 2/11ths, you get none other than 666, the devil's own number, while subtracting 1307 from his date of birth gives the same number.

This obviously cannot be mere coincidence, and is conclusive evidence to the fact that Khelvan is, indeed, Satan himself.

I <3 you Khelvan. Please don't hurt me.
khelvan
12-04-2006, 09:12
Pleased to meet you. Can you guess my name?
Thaatu
12-04-2006, 09:51
Oh crap, he found us!



I just hope the mystery faction isn't "Satan's Minions"...
Dram
12-04-2006, 14:48
:devil: :devil: :devil:

im not sure i could pronounce it without a forked tongue

*grasps the holy bible close to chest*
Djurre
12-04-2006, 14:57
http://www.planetbaldursgate.com/bg2/encounters/npcs/minsc/minsc.jpg
-Praetor-
12-04-2006, 15:23
Huh?
Arciel
12-04-2006, 15:31
Seconded that "Huh?"
Moros
12-04-2006, 16:32
I wander if we'll ever see orb again...
Sarcasm
12-04-2006, 17:57
http://www.planetbaldursgate.com/bg2/encounters/npcs/minsc/minsc.jpg

A reference to Khelvan's infamous "hamster-with-a-pancake-on-its-head" comeback, maybe?
Dram
12-04-2006, 18:23
Huh?

character from a popular rpg...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minsc

:thrasher: :hippie: :thrasher:
Sarcasm
12-04-2006, 18:35
It isn't so much as who he is, as to what he's doing there.

EDIT: Ah...go for the eyes. Nevermind, I'm an idiot. Should pick up Baldur's Gate again when I have the time...
Tellos Athenaios
12-04-2006, 20:53
The devil, no, I think not. And for it's about the VI KAL DEC (fifth of December), I say he's more a sort of Sinterklaas. Well maybe a bit :evil:.

But, don't be afraid, I don't feel the urge to read home made poetry yet, I'd rather keep my entrails down and I'd rather have my brains not strangled by them.
Masy
12-04-2006, 21:03
Lets look at the facts here people:

Khelvan quietly works behind the scenes, yet is known by all. One could say, perhaps, that Khelvan is Lavish in thankless fame.

But wait, Lavish in thankless fame = khelvan is the devil himself!

Chilling evidence indeed...

Whats more:

If one was unkind, one might suggest that Khelvan was a Domineer lavish sneak thief

Domineer lavish sneak thief = khelvan is the sire of Damien


Surely the end is nigh.

My thanks to http://www.sternestmeanings.com/talk/talk, for providing this proof
Reverend Joe
12-04-2006, 22:09
Well, at least he's a man of wealth and taste.

I hate the Stones.
Thaatu
12-04-2006, 22:47
I think Khelvan's "Very sad news regarding EB 0.8" thread title proves something...
Olaf The Great
12-05-2006, 00:37
No!
Because that would mean I'm GOD

Or mabye Telekos.
Dram
12-05-2006, 05:09
In some dialects, the name "Khelvan" is translated to "Khellvan", which clearly depicts the word hell.

Then, if you take his age (33) and multiply it by 20 and 2/11ths, you get none other than 666, the devil's own number, while subtracting 1307 from his date of birth gives the same number.

This obviously cannot be mere coincidence, and is conclusive evidence to the fact that Khelvan is, indeed, Satan himself.

I <3 you Khelvan. Please don't hurt me.

https://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l52/dramascus/jhgjhg.jpg
Julian the apostate
12-05-2006, 05:23
can i vote guns and roses:idea2:
and i believe as a St louisian that AXEL is the definative devil. stupid riot
CountArach
12-05-2006, 08:18
The eyes! The eyes! Burninate the eyes!
MSB
12-05-2006, 11:14
No. Khelvan is not the devil:
He is instead a wicked sorcerer who is a veri-form of the devil
Conqueror
12-05-2006, 16:22
If Khelvan is the Devil, then what does that make of the EB fanbase?
Devil-worshippers :devil:
Daimon
12-05-2006, 17:31
Yes.
Tellos Athenaios
12-05-2006, 17:48
Didn't notice it before, but shouldn't the possibilty "sure as hell he is" have been included with this poll?
Orb
12-05-2006, 22:49
Didn't notice it before, but shouldn't the possibilty "sure as hell he is" have been included with this poll?

Damn, how did I miss that?

:dizzy2:
khelvan
12-05-2006, 23:12
You know, if I were truly evil I would make a post stating the mod might be released in half an hour, then go watch all the people constantly updating the page.
Moros
12-05-2006, 23:20
Hey that's not a bad idea for when 1.0 is going to be released!
Kugutsu
12-05-2006, 23:28
You know, if I were truly evil I would make a post stating the mod might be released in half an hour, then go watch all the people constantly updating the page.

Wouldn't that essentially cause a mini DDOS effect on your website (or this forum, depending where you told people to look)? :skull:

I hope you guys have sorted out some pretty hefty bandwidth ready for the inevitable surge of downloads when you do release :beam:
Conqueror
12-05-2006, 23:35
Bandwidth shouldn't be a major problem if they use BitTorrent as the primary distribution channel, with a good number of seeders.
Tellos Athenaios
12-05-2006, 23:41
You know, if I were truly evil I would make a post stating the mod might be released in half an hour, then go watch all the people constantly updating the page.

Ah, then, you're not an evil genius after all...?

EDIT: but the fact that the mere thought has crossed your mind indicates some sort of evil in you...
Count Belisarius
12-06-2006, 00:21
Boo likes the forest!
Vercingetorix
12-06-2006, 03:21
Pleased to meet you. Can you guess my name?

But whats puzzling you is the nature of my game
khelvan
12-06-2006, 03:25
A reference to Khelvan's infamous "hamster-with-a-pancake-on-its-head" comeback, maybe?Curious, I do not recall this. Perhaps it was during my recovery and I was hopped up on Oxycodone. Refresh my memory.
Aymar de Bois Mauri
12-06-2006, 03:32
Curious, I do not recall this. Perhaps it was during my recovery and I was hopped up on Oxycodone. Refresh my memory.IIRC, it was actually a "bunny-with-a-pancake-on-its-head" pic you posted replying to a particular comment...
Anthony
12-06-2006, 09:07
Was it Oolong the rabbit?
Djurre
12-06-2006, 14:31
that ugly face i posted is in fact Minsc, a character from baldurs gate 2, with his hamster boo. he is frequently heared commanding is hamster to "GO FOR THE EYES!!!"
Helgi
12-06-2006, 15:42
http://www.planetbaldursgate.com/bg2/encounters/npcs/minsc/minsc.jpg


Boo and his man servent, So many Baldurs Gate references in one morning :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: it's a good morning
Solon of Athens
12-06-2006, 19:34
khelvan has a severe disorder that inhibits his ability to do good things that is all...