This awesome pamphet from Texas....

[CrossLOPER]

...says that jeans and baby formula are tools of terror.
Front. (https://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o273/CrossL/texpam.jpg)
Back. (https://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o273/CrossL/texpamback.jpg)


EDIT: God, this could not be any older.
EDIT2: I can't splellele! Yay!

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Why would you jepoardise your awesome counterfeit Levi's racket by getting involved in terrorism? That's just wacky.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Is baby formula explosive or something?

[Vladimir]

When I was on injury holdover status in basic training I came across an oooooold pamphlet from the Army Chaplin’s office about the dangers of the Mason's guild. Wacky.

That looks like a pretty good pamphlet though.

[Crazed Rabbit]

Baby formula is a popular target for theft, it has a high retail value. I would imagine the reason for including that and jeans is that they think terrorists might try to raise funds that way.

CR

[Banquo's Ghost]

Is baby formula explosive or something?

No, but apparently Krispy Kreme donuts (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/12/04/doughnut_danger/) are.

Homer Simpson: islamofascist.

Has a ring to it, don't you think? :bounce:

[drone]

No, but apparently Krispy Kreme donuts (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/12/04/doughnut_danger/) are.

Homer Simpson: islamofascist.

Has a ring to it, don't you think? :bounce:
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, forbidden doughnut...

~D