<Terminator> Terminator - The .org Story - By the .org chatroom - Directed by UltraWar - Actors - UltraWar, Ichigo, Sigurd, GH - This chat log is based on a true story - UltraWar is a killing machine!
Setting: Jerusalem: 31AD
<UltraWar> neither the townies or the Mafia will kill me
<Cultist> are you some kind of racist
<Cultist> O_o
<Cultist> I hope you die next round UW
<UltraWar> yes, and you too ^^
<Cultist> just for that comment
<UltraWar> ok :)
<Cultist> :|
<Cultist> :\
<Cultist> :/
<Cultist> :)-|-<
<UltraWar> you know you can't kill me...
<UltraWar> I know I can kill you...
<Cultist> Kill me then
<UltraWar> ...if people actually voted for you!
*** Cultist is now known as The_Black_Knight
<The_Black_Knight> haha
<UltraWar> I wonder when the new TWC will be up...
<The_Black_Knight> When Jesus comes back
<UltraWar> yes
<UltraWar> so very soon?
<The_Black_Knight> Yes
<The_Black_Knight> I am the Anti-Christ
<UltraWar> the reason I can't be killed is because...
*** The_Black_Knight is now known as Anti-Christ
<UltraWar> ...my role in the Mafia game is "Jesus Christ"
<Cultleader> hehe
<Anti-Christ> That was my Idea
<UltraWar> hmm..PM...brb
<GH> nah, we just havven't gotten around to you yet
<Anti-Christ> I should have gotten that role
<Cultleader> the true leader of our cult
<GH> haven't*
* Cultleader hails Jesus
*** UltraWar is now known as JesusChrist
* Anti-Christ hails Jeus
* Anti-Christ hails Judas
<Anti-Christ> Jesus died way back in the day
<JesusChrist> I will now go and die for all of Mafia/Townie-kind's crimes...and to
kill...the Anti-Christ!
<Anti-Christ> NEVER
<Anti-Christ> YOU CANT DIE TWICE
<JesusChrist> Anti-Christ, I can
<JesusChrist> look at you, you've died...twice
<JesusChrist> so why can't I?
<Anti-Christ> SATAN HAS MY BACK N****
<JesusChrist> is he on your back?
<JesusChrist> I'd hate to be him in the morning
<Anti-Christ> I CARRY HIM AROUND
<Anti-Christ> ON MY BACK
<Anti-Christ> HE'S PRETTY HEAVY
<JesusChrist> on your back?
<JesusChrist> that's very strange
<JesusChrist> I killed Satan
* Cultleader sheds disguise
<Anti-Christ> YOU HAVEN'T KILLED MY FATHER
*** Cultleader is now known as Peter
<Anti-Christ> I AM YOUR FATHER
<Anti-Christ> JESUS
<JesusChrist> Anti-Christ, that is not true
<Peter> BE GONE SATAN
<JesusChrist> you are just a child called Damien
<Anti-Christ> DEMON
<Anti-Christ> BE GONE WITH YOU
* Peter dies
<JesusChrist> I am the one true Christ
<Anti-Christ> I AM THE ONE TRUE ANTI-CHRIST
*** Peter is now known as St_Peter
*** JesusChrist is now known as NonImportantPerson
<Anti-Christ> YOU CAN'T BECOME A SAINT THAT FAST
*** Anti-Christ is now known as Ichigo
* St_Peter morphs into:
*** St_Peter is now known as Jesus
<NonImportantPerson> hmm... Jesus is in trouble...
*** NonImportantPerson is now known as Terminator
<Terminator> Hello, I am a Cybernetic Organism from the Future
<Terminator> I am here to protect you
<Ichigo> Good
* Ichigo pulls out sword
<Terminator> Christ, Jesus
* Jesus invokes the power of God
<Terminator> come with me if you want to live
<Terminator> (Jesus isn't god-like)
<Jesus> ok
<Terminator> (Ichigo=Roman)
<Terminator> hmm...
* Terminator gets out minigun
<Terminator> #Die Roman#
<Jesus> lol
* Terminator shoots Ichigo with minigun
* Ichigo flies behind terminator
* Ichigo chops Terminator's head off
<Jesus> *A glorious light descends on Jesus
<Terminator> hmm..that Roman is a faster, more efficent model than me...
<Terminator> this is intresting...
<GH> wait, which Terminator is this?
* Ichigo and his body into little pieces
* Terminator gets out Grenade Launcher
* Ichigo runs
<GH> is it the Arnold one, the one from T2 that's liquid or the chick from T3?
* Terminator fires Grenade Launcher at Ichigo and watchs Ichigo explode
* Ichigo jumps
<Terminator> I'm the Arnolt
* Jesus hears the voice of GOD the FATHER the almighty Elloihim
<Terminator> this is the true T:3
*** Jesus is now known as Jesus_Christ
<Terminator> and if you'd like to know, I stole one of the wise men's clothes
<Terminator> hmm...
*** Jesus_Christ is now known as Eloihim
<Terminator> (GH=Judas Iscarot)
<Eloihim> MY SON!!!
* Terminator fires shotgun at GH killing him
<Eloihim> YOU SHALL BE THE SAVIOUR OF THESE MINIONS
<Terminator> (Jesus needs to revive Judas)
<Eloihim> I GIVE YOU POWERS THAT YOU MIGHT BE THIS SAVIOUR
<GH> okay, this is getting ghey
<GH> bye.
<Eloihim> hehe
<Terminator> yes
<Terminator> bye
*** GH has quit (Quit: GH)
<Terminator> (Ichigo is now Judas)
<Ichigo> TALKING TO YOURSELF GH IS SO OBVIOUSLY GUILTY
<Terminator> #Judas is dead#
<Ichigo> Can't you read
<Terminator> *Jesus: I've revive you! (revives Judas)
<Terminator> *
*** Eloihim is now known as Dragonslayer
<Ichigo> I c h i g o
<Ichigo> not
<Dragonslayer> huh what happened?
<Ichigo> J u d a s
* Terminator fires shotgun at Ichigo (Judas) again
<Terminator> Judas NOT Ichigo
<Ichigo> I can't be killed with an imaginary
<Ichigo> shotgun
<Terminator> hmm...
<Terminator> my main processor has been corrupted...
* Terminator fires rocket launcher at the KoR PBM game
* Terminator falls over Ichigo's body into a pit of lava
<Terminator> I'll be back
<Ichigo> No you won't
* Terminator makes a thumbs up sign
A sequel be made for those who want one