I'm not Banquo, but I play him on TV....

[Don Corleone]

Okay folks, if you're squeamish about 'bodily fluid/food contamination stories', don't peek inside the spoiler tags:

I mean it
This is really gross
And WRONG, on so many levels...
Okay, you asked for it.... Student contaminates cafeteria salad bar dressings with his own semen... (http://cbs2chicago.com/local/local_story_348184146.html)

[Don Corleone]

Oops, can the Mods please move this to the backroom. My mistake...

[Husar]

If many ate it, I guess it didn't taste bad.:sweatdrop:

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

I don't see any politics, so this can stay here if it likes. Do you still want me to move it?

[InsaneApache]

Nah.... leave it here...after all we don't want porn in the backroom, now do we? :laugh4:

[Andres]

I don't see any politics, so this can stay here if it likes. Do you still want me to move it?

Only the seemen, the salad can stay.

[naut]

Only the seemen, the salad can stay.
~:shock:

[Don Corleone]

Nope, if you're okay with it in the frontroom, I am.

Hmmm, is it me, or is this tartar sauce a little salty? :scared:

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

This chap is obviously a Fight Club fan.

[MSB]

:sick:

You know what this teaches us folks don't we: don't eat at school canteens. The food is rubbish and it can be contaminated by (very) discusting school kids.

[Peasant Phill]

Last year, an owner of a kebab shop was arrested just a few km from my house for adding the 'special sauce' to his products. Thank god I always went to the other one.

[Kanamori]

Pretty cool trick, people are really clever.:dizzy2:

[doc_bean]

Heh, when I clicked on the link and saw the picture I thought that was the student instead of the reporter. Would have been funnier had they included his picture.



Last year, an owner of a kebab shop was arrested just a few km from my house for adding the 'special sauce' to his products. Thank god I always went to the other one.

Errrr. you're not one of those Belgians who lives in leuven are you ? please ?

[macsen rufus]

I had the same thought as BKS - Fight Club!

Actually, I've just read the book as well, and in an afterword Chuck Palahniuk relates a story told to him by a waiter he once met who claims to have done the exact same thing (well, the foodstuff wasn't identified, but the other stuff was....) with one of his victims having been Margaret Thatcher ..... five times! Takes some of the pain out of memories of the 1980s :laugh4:

[Major Robert Dump]

I don't see what the big deal is. Half the girls at my high school thought it was no big deal out of the cafeteria, why would they mind a second time? Oh god, I'm going to hell, this is why I'm still single.

[Peasant Phill]

Errrr. you're not one of those Belgians who lives in leuven are you ? please ?

No, the kebab shop was in Oostrozebeke, between Waregem and Kortrijk. But I imagine this 'practise' is more widespread than we think.
I stil wonder how they (both the student and the kebab shop owner) got caught.

[Kralizec]

Ignorance is bliss, I guess.

Unless he would have had an STD, wich would be seriously nasty
I better check the freezer to see if my "genetic backup" hasn't mysteriously dissapeared yet
That's all. You wanted to hear more?