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Pannonian
12-29-2006, 17:08
This is the url for the US Department of Defense.
http://www.defenselink.mil
And here's a special subdivision of the Pentagon website.
http://www.defenselink.mil/specials/cats/index.html
Weird.
Good to see an army base doing something about stray's. Funny that it's linked from DoD website though.
Vladimir
12-29-2006, 18:33
Funny that it's linked from DoD website though.
Not really. It's a DoD wide site about humane animal control. Don't really see how that's strange. :inquisitive:
Not really. It's a DoD wide site about humane animal control. Don't really see how that's strange. :inquisitive:
Ahh didn't notice that, didn't spend much time looking though. Yeah not very strange at all.
Divinus Arma
12-29-2006, 23:36
Cats suck. They always die right away. I have had horrible luck with cats. Coyotes and crappy urinary tracts always get to 'em.
My four year old cat died last month in corrective surgery. $1000 spent and he still died despite a great prognosis.
My cats seem to live long healthy lives...maybe you're not feeding yours right or something.
Divinus Arma
12-30-2006, 05:41
Cats suck. Period.
Cats: :thumbsdown:
Evil_Maniac From Mars
12-30-2006, 06:08
My ninja cat will pay you a visit, DA. A short and effective visit. A short and brutally effective visit.
Assassination videos from Shogun, anyone?
Cats suck. They always die right away. I have had horrible luck with cats. Coyotes and crappy urinary tracts always get to 'em.
My four year old cat died last month in corrective surgery. $1000 spent and he still died despite a great prognosis.
Yep cats and urinary tract infections - caused by preservatives in the comercial brand cat food - if yopu love you cat then youll poison it every day with "DIE KAT DIE" our new revolutionary cat food which gives a shinny coat and makes it do jumps in the air.
if you want to increase your cats longevity - feed it foods supplied by your vet - and lock it inside at night.
CATS RULE :2thumbsup:
Samurai Waki
01-02-2007, 06:32
Funny. My mom's two cats are both 23 and 26 respectively.
I've had over 30 cats through my life time, and they have almost all live long satisfying lives. Let me ammend this: The ones that didn't become road kill.
I have two cats in their early twenties and three about to hit thier twenties. I don't even pamper all of them, but just take care of them. My main problem is where I live. I live right on a truck route and my cats are always getting hit by vehicles. One that I have (20.5 years old), just got hit by a vehicle a little while ago, but survived. He developed a urinary infection due to damage sustained by the accident, but even with that and two useless rear legs, he continues to live a good life. (It is sad when I think of it; I have spent more money on his medical bills than my own).
Even with the problem of living so close to the highway, the average life of my cats is about 15 to twenty years.
I do pamper my cats a little, but even before I knew anything about caring for them, they never had any short life expectency problems.
If you care for your cat, it should live for a long time. My favorite cat it now 18, and I've had her since I was a little kid.
Well my cat we found under our van as a kitten one day, and I got to keep her. That was about 9 years ago and she is still here today, we live on a busy road but she is extremely cautious when crossing it, she waits until no cars can be heard or seen. Her 8 kittens however have all died, except for one (though that was in the care of the people we gave them to, I looked after them when we had them :embarassed:).
Cats suck. Period.
I disagree.
Divinus Arma
01-03-2007, 04:23
That's odd. I typed a history of my cat ownership here early today, detailing the long tragic road to my current opinion of kitties.
Alas it has been swallowed by the Org, never to be read by another soul.
I will give the cliff notes:
Cat #1: Let outside by parents 20 years ago. Eaten by coyotes.
Cat #2: Let outside by parents 14 years ago. Eaten by coyotes.
Cat #3: Let outside by parents 13 years ago. Eaten by coyotes.
Cat #4: Given to parents after I moved out some ten years ago. Let outside by parents nine years ago. Eaten by coyotes.
Cat #5: Wife's cat. Developed a urinary tract infection. After treatment, developed a behavioral fancy for urinating on the couches which was impossible to cure despite numerous attempts. Both the cat and the couches were begrudgingly removed from the house. Cat donated to no-kill shelter. Cat escaped. Cat became feral and lived in the shelter roof for several months. Eaten by coyotes.
Cat #6: Fed "all natural" vet recommended kitty food. Developed an acute urinary issue which backed up into kidneys. $1,800 Surgery. Cat died in recovery. The vet shaved the price down to $1,000.
Bought another dog.
Cats: :thumbsdown:
Divinus Arma
01-03-2007, 04:29
I've had over 30 cats through my life time...
Jesus. You're like a crazy cat lady.
That's odd. I typed a history of my cat ownership here early today, detailing the long tragic road to my current opinion of kitties.
Alas it has been swallowed by the Org, never to be read by another soul.
I will give the cliff notes:
Cat #1: Let outside by parents 20 years ago. Eaten by coyotes.
Cat #2: Let outside by parents 14 years ago. Eaten by coyotes.
Cat #3: Let outside by parents 13 years ago. Eaten by coyotes.
Cat #4: Given to parents after I moved out some ten years ago. Let outside by parents nine years ago. Eaten by coyotes.
Cat #5: Wife's cat. Developed a urinary tract infection. After treatment, developed a behavioral fancy for urinating on the couches which was impossible to cure despite numerous attempts. Both the cat and the couches were begrudgingly removed from the house. Cat donated to no-kill shelter. Cat escaped. Cat became feral and lived in the shelter roof for several months. Eaten by coyotes.
Cat #6: Fed "all natural" vet recommended kitty food. Developed an acute urinary issue which backed up into kidneys. $1,800 Surgery. Cat died in recovery. The vet shaved the price down to $1,000.
Bought another dog.
Cats: :thumbsdown:
I dont want to make any rash assumptions - but sounds like you got a Coyote problem not a cat problem :yes:
KukriKhan
01-03-2007, 05:21
Heh. Now I have to consult staff re: are cats a species/group entitled to Org protection viz-a-vis the "no-group-bash" rule. :laugh4:
Preliminary ruling: DoD cats are obviously federal employees, or at least contractors. Management of them should best be left to DoHS, not the FDA, who would just supply recipes.
So, 'til Org decides, no cat-bashing.
Patriarch of Constantinople
01-03-2007, 05:44
Cats suck.
Cats hate me.
I don't do anything to cats.
They keep scratching and biting me.
Last cat I had ran away into the forests. Never seen again.
Kralizec
01-03-2007, 10:40
Cats hate me.
smart little critters ~;p
~;)
Evil_Maniac From Mars
01-04-2007, 05:14
DA, you need a SCM battery.
Surface-Coyote Missile. :eyebrows:
Failing that, I find my cats respond very well to training in the deadly arts of the Hashshashin.
Now that cats have there own credit cards - can you imagine the bank statements
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=175134
$2000 Joes Fish supplies - 50kg live snapper, 50kg live tuna
$200 Sams pets - cat nip
$600 Australian Laboratory supplies - 100 live mice
$1000 Johnson Friedman & Singe Soliciters - trespass writ against next door neighbor - Mr Tinkles
$2000 Harvey Norman - Fabric lounge suite (returned for credit severe arm damage)
$50 Total body health and fitness - massage 1hr
$100 Perth Animal hospital - Oral removal of fur obstruction in throat
$2300 Securadoor - 20 pet flaps installed on all doors and windows
$80 Perth City council - Ranger services call out to pick up 'stray' dogs
$100 Meropolitan Police - Fine (excessive noise after 12am)
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