View Full Version : I got my drivers licence Today
Strike For The South
01-05-2007, 00:23
Discuss my greatness...now
16 years and you can drive, omg!
Is dangerous.
I say we can discuss your greatless ...
AntiochusIII
01-05-2007, 00:48
You do realize that that nice, shiny Driver's License card of yours is actually the Government's way of observing your every move with a hidden GPS chip and DNA-information storage, right?
You fell for it, brother; but it's not too late. Heed my advice and take the red pill.
Strike For The South
01-05-2007, 00:51
You do realize that that nice, shiny Driver's License card of yours is actually the Government's way of observing your every move with a hidden GPS chip and DNA-information storage, right?
If thats the price I have to pay to pick up girls...so be it. I worry about the tyrinncal goverment when my horomone leves drop then and only then.:smash:
Do you have one?
Somebody Else
01-05-2007, 00:56
If thats the price I have to pay to pick up girls...so be it.
You need a car? Fair enough... Me, I go for charm, intelligence... and stunning good looks. Working quite well so far...
Strike For The South
01-05-2007, 00:58
You need a car? Fair enough... Me, I go for charm, intelligence... and stunning good looks. Working quite well so far...
Who said anything about a car? The licence allows me and me alone to pick someone up. makes things more intaminte
Marshal Murat
01-05-2007, 01:10
Greatness, well.
Your great because...
1.Policemen can give YOU tickets and get YOUR money!
Strike For The South
01-05-2007, 01:16
Greatness, well.
Your great because...
1.Policemen can give YOU tickets and get YOUR money!
Ill cry
Divinus Arma
01-05-2007, 01:45
Dear God.
AntiochusIII
01-05-2007, 03:19
Do you have one?I do. Or I think I do, since I never used it. :2thumbsup:
I'm an old-skool city boy. Hate cars, SUVs especially; uses metros, trains, and the occasional bus or taxi. I just think cars are superfluous in overcrowded cities.
Samurai Waki
01-05-2007, 04:50
It'll finally give you the chance to kill small animals at a higher rate than you are now...
KukriKhan
01-05-2007, 04:53
Congrats, SFTS. :balloon2: :balloon2:
Got mine at 15 years, 6 months (Michigan in the 60's). KNEW I was a good driver, since I'd studied hard, and practiced in the school parking lot for weeks. Made it to day #29 before my first accident
(mis-judged the effect of rain on pavement; when the wheels spun while leaving a stop sign, I gunned it vs. hitting the brakes and waiting. What should have been 2-3 seconds to clear the intersection, took 8 or 10 - long enough for a Buick(at 3 o'clock) to catch my right-rear quarter-panel, and spin me clockwise (from 6 to 9) into another Buick. My Dad's big, fat Ford Galaxy 500 looked like a Plymouth Barracuda in the rear, and both Buicks had crushed noses; no one hurt, thank god. It was the hardest phone call I ever made home. License suspened for 6 months, insurance tripled (which I had to pay))
Not saying the same thing will happen to you. You're probably a much better driver than I was (40 years later, I drive for a living, and have travelled over 2 million documented miles without an accident or ticket). Just keep in mind that YOU (and you alone) are piloting/aiming that quarter-ton bullet travelling at high speed, looking for a target - just waiting for that 2 seconds when Becky Sue's smile distracts you enough that you miss a stop sign or gun-it thru a wet intersection.
Good Luck, man. And welcome to the road. :2thumbsup:
Strike For The South
01-05-2007, 05:02
Dear God.
What a 6'1 230 pound guy crying can tug at a few heartstrings dude!
Thanks Kurki!
Do the neighbors from Ohio know that you're now allowed to control a large metal vehicle? 'Cause they should probably be worried ...
Patriarch of Constantinople
01-05-2007, 05:47
:2thumbsup: Dear God run run get off the road get off the roaaaaaaaaaaaaaad! It's SFTS on the roooooooooad!:2thumbsup:
yesdachi
01-05-2007, 17:00
Congrats, you gunna be taking mom’s station wagon or have you got a sweet ride all lined up? ~D
English assassin
01-05-2007, 17:39
Nice start. Now get yourself a bike licence and join the real kings of the road...:evilgrin:
BTW SFTS why is your driving a backroom topic? Is it a WMD?
KukriKhan
01-05-2007, 18:27
Nice start. Now get yourself a bike licence and join the real kings of the road...:evilgrin:
BTW SFTS why is your driving a backroom topic? Is it a WMD?
I assumed our Strikey wanted to share the news with his backroom-only buddies. Now that it's had 118+ views, we'll assume that mission is accomplished, and move it to its natural home, the Kingdom of Peace, Love, and Groovy.
Greetings BKS and Beirut!
Yeah, we do groovy as well, Kukri.
So, SFTS, have you saved up enough for your new car?
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/horsesass/bug.jpg
Congratulations. I never have wanted to drive, who has to drive when you have a (particularly) strange taxi service with an, interestingly eccentric, driver on call for twelve hours a day ready to take you to where you want to go at a *huge* price :grin:
Seriously, I want to drive, but I am yet to pass my test. I think that it may have something to do with my *very* sharp breaking :grin3:
Evil_Maniac From Mars
01-05-2007, 20:00
On the bright side, now I have an excuse to armour my vehicle.
On the bright side, now I have an excuse to armour my vehicle.
:laugh4:
KukriKhan
01-05-2007, 22:20
LoL,Brother Beirut, that bug resembles my old '65 VW, "customized" by hippie girlfriend in1970, with flowers, peace signs and stuff.
SFTS might prefer something more along the lines of:
https://jimcee.homestead.com/Textruck.jpg
If he is getting his license, I think that it is abot time we ran...
But, as that is just my smatassness talkin, we might as well give a whoop for SFTS (im to lazy to type the whole thing)
WHOOP!
WHOOP!
WHOOP!
...ect.
Yeah, we do groovy as well, Kukri.
So, SFTS, have you saved up enough for your new car?
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/horsesass/bug.jpg
Man, that is painted with help of MsPaint.:grin2:
IrishArmenian
01-06-2007, 05:10
Good luck.
(Un-Frontroomish comment - Beirut)
doc_bean
01-06-2007, 11:53
Remember: don't drink and drive !
Sex and driving is okay, but it's for pretty advanced drivers...
IrishArmenian
01-06-2007, 20:28
Doc, the problem with road**** is when you hit a pot hole.
doc_bean
01-07-2007, 01:03
Doc, the problem with road**** is when you hit a pot hole.
Caution should be payed to the condition of the road of course, that's part of why it's for advanced drivers...
Big King Sanctaphrax
01-07-2007, 20:53
Sex and driving is okay, but it's for pretty advanced drivers...
As this couple (http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2000-21.html) found out...
Well done on getting your driver's licence, STFS. I passed my test about three months ago, but moved up to London two days afterwards and haven't driven since. I'm going to be pretty dangerous when I get back on the road.
The Stranger
01-07-2007, 21:01
they didn't know...
:help: :hide:
As this couple (http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2000-21.html) found out...
Just park the car...
~:confused:
Am I the only 16 year old on the planet who doesnt want to get a drivers lisense >.>, seriously I hate cars, give me a chariot any day
SFTS you've reminded me; I better get mine.
Am I the only 16 year old on the planet who doesnt want to get a drivers lisense >.>, seriously I hate cars, give me a chariot any day
To me too.
I dont know how to drive.gah?
Somebody Else
01-10-2007, 18:36
I have to agree with the non-drivers. I'm 22, and don't drive. If I need to go somewhere, I can always have someone drive me (in fact, back home, we do have a driver. Whereas if I could drive, I would be continually pestered to take sister/mother shopping or some other pointless errand.
You will never know what you miss
The German Autobahn, 160 an hour, back in an hour and a half instead of 3 and a half by train
Take cover!! ~:eek:
Rilder, I am 17 could get my license next year but I won't since we feel the same way about cars ~:cheers: ~:) :balloon2:
Sasaki Kojiro
01-11-2007, 16:58
If you don't drive, how will you get places?
Evil_Maniac From Mars
01-12-2007, 03:41
The difference between living in central/western Europe versus the USA or Canada.
doc_bean
01-12-2007, 13:19
I have my license but haven't driven in 6 years or so. The only way I could drive regularly would be to own a car, and I'm not willing to spend that kin of money on something so 'practical' right now. Occasional driving is just too risky around these parts imo.
ZombieFriedNuts
01-12-2007, 16:16
well done you, I have a licence but no car
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