Modder Jokes

[Dol Guldur]

Q: Why do modders always carry a suitcase?

A: Because they always want to pack everything they can.


Your turn (and if no one posts I will unlesh another one..mwuahahaha)

[Roman_Man#3]

:laugh4: oh, that was horrible:inquisitive: :shame: ..... :laugh4:

[Dol Guldur]

Oh, I can get them much worse ;) And seeing as you did not post one, here's another:

Q: Why do modellers often not get on with parrots?

A: Because they don't like too many pollys

[Kagemusha]

I know my contributions here have been less then admirable.What shows a true modder?

When normal people on Sundays worry what all kind of things should they do next week in work and private.A real modder worries how many things he/she can leave undone to reserve enough time for modding.:help:

[Caius]

Please get them coming.

[Dol Guldur]

Q: Why did the modeller send his model to Taiwan?

A: Because he wanted to export a cas file

[wlesmana]

Q: Why do modders stand up when Vercingetorix entered the room?
A: Because a Gaul entered the room.

[SSJVegetaTrunks]

Q: Why did the modder cross the road?
A: because he was messing around with the files and accidentally attached himself to the chicken!

[Barbarossa82]

Q: Why was the Modder arrested?
A: Police overheard him boasting about skinning someone

[Dol Guldur]

Excellent you three! Wles, you surprise me! hehe.

Q: What is a Coder's favourite game?

A: Tag

[Barbarossa82]

LOL, good one!

Q: How many modders does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: We can't change the lightbulb, it's hardcoded.

[wlesmana]

Barbarossa82> :laugh4: ! I like that one!

Q: What is green then blue then red, jumping up and down, cursing God and the universe?
A: A modder having a CTD with no show_err message.


Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ann Abel.
Ann Able who?
Ann Abel to create settlement at 230, 117!

[Dol Guldur]

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ivor
Ivor who?
Ivor CTD when my city revolts

(yes, maybe we ought to leave the 'knock knock' jokes alone..)

[Caius]

Why modders work in a morge?

Because they work with skeletons

DONT KILL ME!~D

[satanea juda]

How many modders does it take to change a light bulb??


10.


one to change it.

3 to reserch it's history.

2 to ask if it can be tweeked.

3 to ask when it will be done.

And one to claim he already changed it.

[MSB]

Q. What is a modder's least favourite flavour?

A. Vanilla :grin:

[Dol Guldur]

Q. What's the most favourite name chosen by modders for their pet dogs?

A: Patch

[Byzantine Emperor]

These jokes are really cheesy... but funny.

[Warmaster Horus]

LoL to you all!
Keep'em coming!

[Murfios]

lol:laugh4: :laugh4:

[Caius]

Why moders cant be geography teachers?
Because they complaint about maps.

I know, that was awful