Mongol related Quotes: homemade

[Magyar Khan]

i like to see the creative minds of u all at work. place here your Mongol related Quotes and i might put it on my mongol site www.mongols.club.tip.nl (http://www.mongols.club.tip.nl)
my own homemade quote is:

Although the enemy moves fast, a mongol arrow will get him at last....

in other words, for everything is a solution.

[solypsist]

oh okay, here's mine:

Do not stop to adjust your hat under someone's plum tree, or kneel to ...oh damn, that one's already taken!

[Anssi Hakkinen]

"No amount of personal bravery will save Japan. Living force costs nothing to the Mongols, and there is innumerable amounts more where they come from. It is not enough to simply kill them: we must stop them."

"Sure, one samurai may kill ten Mongols, but what will we do when the eleventh comes along?"

(I'll admit the latter one is applied from another source, but I've always been terribly poor at making up these: I prefer to use others'. http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/smile.gif)

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"The warrior who does not know his business is like a cat that does not know the way of ratting."
- Tsukuhara Bokuden

[Hosakawa Tito]

Mess with the best,die like the rest.
Tito

[Kagnok]

I suppose the little white flag means "Go Mon Go"

What? mongoLs? Oh, I thought it was the Jamaican Mon Go expansion.

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Being killed is bad.

[Tenchimuyo]

Never mess with a Mongol's horse.

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A great warrior never reveal his true skills....

[Ii Naomasa]

When the wind blows from the steppes, the tree that bends the least is the first broken.

Let the samurai step forward and tell us his lineage. I will tell him the name of the maker of the arrow that kills him while he swaggers back and forth.

Dried curd is better than sand.

Steel may win an empire, gold may maintain it, but to see it, you need a horse.

[This message has been edited by Ii Naomasa (edited 02-27-2001).]

[Vanya]

Ok Ok Ok...

"A brave warrior is but a coward that runs forward."

"A warrior that flees from a fight will live to fight another day."

"The doomed practice cutting watermelons on horseback; Mongols practice with live heads."

"Mongol arrows, as they R.I.P. through the air, whisper 'May Buddha's compassion die with you...'"

http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/smile.gif

Q: Why does Hannibal Lecter like to ride with the Mongols?
A: The sushi buffet that follows the melee!

[Tenchimuyo]

http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/biggrin.gif Good one Vanya.

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A great warrior never reveal his true skills....

[guyvii]

What do we care of losses,
It is only your wivies and daughters you are killing.

ref: practice of using impressed labor as human shields and operation of siege equipment.

or

Kill them all and let the Huns sort them out.

Ref: attila the scoorge of God.
kill them all and let God sort them out.

[Contubernalis]

There's a couple songs that I think fit well with the Mongols...
"Horse Nation" by the Death Cult
"Skulls" by the Misfits
"Rumble" by Link Wray (for the start of the battle, as the two sides approach each other) http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/smile.gif

Here's my go at quotes:

War is the continuation of cruelty by
other means.

If you had these droopy mustaches,
wouldn't you be a little hostile?

Plays well with others...heads

That Vlad Dracula guy, what a
sentimentalist.

My enemies tremble at the sight of me,
their women swoon at the smell of me.

Aah, it's just a little windy....

I have to live in a tent and drink horse
blood; do you really think that I'll
leave you to your castles and wine?

I'm not the Scourge of God,
I'm the God of Scourge

They call themselves samurai?? Look more
like pretty pincushions to me...

[Magyar Khan]

thanx guys, some are very usefull http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/tongue.gif

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http://home-4.worldonline.nl/%7Et543201/web-mongol/mongol-images/mongolsmiley.gif Quote Although the enemy moves fast, a mongol arrow will kill him at last[/QUOTE]

[Magyar Khan]

if a mongol arrow wont kill u straight away,
u will surely die within a day....

"is this correct english?"

[Ii Naomasa]

Great Khan, do you really think "is this correct english?" would make a good quote for your people? http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/wink.gif

In all seriousness, the only part I'd change for pure grammatical purposes is as follows:

"If a mongol arrow doesn't kill you straight away, you will surely die within a day....

I'm trying to think of a slightly better wording of it. A start may be putting "Even if..." at the start. But even as it stands the point is well made. http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/smile.gif

[Magyar Khan]

if u cant see a Mongol in front of u
then u will hear them from behind soon

can someone enhance this one....?

i will post all new ones at my mongol site...

[Tachikaze]

"If a Mongol doesn't appear before you,
You shall soon hear his footsteps behind you."

or

"If the Mongols do not appear before you,
You shall soon hear their bowstrings behind you."

[This message has been edited by Tachikaze (edited 02-28-2001).]

[solypsist]

http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/mad.gif

Refrain from acts of violence

[Vanya]

If you can see a Mongol in front of you...
Don't worry, its a mirage... for they are behind you...
and you are already dead!


:lol

[Vanya]

He he ... one more:

If you see a Mongol before you,
he must have a shovel,
for he is pouring dirt onto your grave!
R.I.P.

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If you see a Mongol in front on attack,
there is already an arrow flying to your back!

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[Magyar Khan]

hehhe that was funny

[ShadowKill]

mongol BAH!!! http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/smile.gif sorry had to write at least somthing in here

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Shades (http://www.geocities.com/shadesofshogun/index.html)
You are already dead you just don't know it yet!!

[Magyar Khan]

be carefull shadow u may die once more soon!

[ShadowKill]

don't make me get a can of wop ass out on you magy. soon you will fall before me and beg for my mercy. you just wait...

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Clan Shades
Shades (http://www.geocities.com/shadesofshogun/index.html)
You are already dead you just don't know it yet!!

[Magyar Khan]

that was almost even funnier http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/tongue.gif

[ElmarkOFear]

"If a mongol doesn't appear before you, then he already has your flank." http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/smile.gif

[Vanya]

Some more...

If a mongol before you makes you fear,
there are a dozen more charging your rear!

Mongols never wage war or do battle;
They just attend target practice.

There are 2 types of warriors in the world:
Those who fire arrows and those who receive them.
The Mongols fired them.

[DragonCat]

A faint scent in the air,
The rustle of a broken blade of grass,
A sigh on the breeze,
The Mongol's arrow pierces your heart

[Contubernalis]

I released and the arrow
like a hawk upon a sparrow
rose up and then dove from the sky
seeking the heart of a young samurai

The purpose of war is not to kill
do not seek a sadist's thrill
The mongol way of war is of
a nature with an act of love

Death filled the sky's four winds
and the screams filled the air
A thousand St. Sebastians
fell to eternal sleep there

[Magyar Khan]

just to kepe this on top, i will make some soon for release on my site