How evil are you?

[Nanor]

Well, today while playing as the English, I happened to get excommunicated. Citizens of my cities got a bit angry and began rioting. I saw I had a town suffering from the plague and it wasn't rioting. So, I thought I'd take a few troops out of there and send them to the cities that were rioting in order to.. lessen the number of rioters.


So, what have you all done that you would class as evil?

[General Zhukov]

One time, when I was playing the Byzantines, I started a war with Turkey purely out of a desire for territorial expansion.

[JCoyote]

I just let the Aztecs break down the gate to the city I took. Why? So my reinforcements could move up behind them and trap them inside the city.

1380-odd Aztec troops. None escaped, and afterward none were spared.

I've sold regions I had large armies in to factions I was planning to attack anyway when the price was right. Nothing like making sure your enemy enters the war broke.

[Rhyfelwyr]

One time, when I was playing the Byzantines, I started a war with Turkey purely out of a desire for territorial expansion.

:fainting:

[TevashSzat]

I would get everyone that i am allied with which is usually about 5 or 6 factions to declare war on a faction just because i wanted to see them suffer

[pike master]

if the ai makes a mistake i dont give any breaks.and i specialize in wholesale slaughter at the end of the campaign when i dont need any extra money from looting. if i encircle an army and begin to rout them my mouth begins to salivate and my my warhounds are unleashed to run down the poor fools who dared to oppose me.

[Vladimir]

One time, when I was playing the Byzantines, I started a war with Turkey purely out of a desire for territorial expansion.

You're not just evil, you're sick and evil.

[ransompendragon]

It is nice to send a plague infected spy or other agent into your enemy lands. I still am messing about with my first campaign and so didn't really know how the reputation works. Needless to say the world thinks I am despicable and in hindsight it is well deserved.
I am still allied with Poland though!

[Sir Robin the Brave]

Exterminating cities is one thing, and killing all prisoners another...but this...this...just takes the biscuit


One time, when I was playing the Byzantines, I started a war with Turkey purely out of a desire for territorial expansion.

:no:

[TevashSzat]

How about this, you create massive amounts of cheap troops in your cities so you can send them on suicide missons by going into battle with their backs facing the enemy

[hoetje]

One time, when I was playing the Byzantines, I started a war with Turkey purely out of a desire for territorial expansion.


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo you are the devil himself!
Though,you can't beat me...
I slaughtered a sheep outside the castle walls once... THAT'S EVIL!!

[Darkarbiter]

You're not just evil, you're sick and evil.
I also ran a wizard on his computer. The results: https://img251.imageshack.us/img251/9929/wizardoil7jjuu8.gif (http://forums.totalrealism.net/index.php?showtopic=14262)
It found evil (and sick) stuff on your computer. Dont' think we don't know!

[Vladimir]

:shame:

I know, I'm so ashamed. Wow, do they really have Snake Oil for computers!? That will make a great addition to all that handsome cream I just bought. :dunce:

[Armenia_Byzantium]

How about this, you create massive amounts of cheap troops in your cities so you can send them on suicide missons by going into battle with their backs facing the enemy


Hey that is a good idea, i think I should do that, who knows they might win and also gain a valuable experience and will reduce my upkeep expenditure as well

[Laconic]

I use a lot of assassins and use the violence inherent in the system to repress the plebes (bloody peasants) but in war I generally release any captured soldiers. As a result, my kings are always despicable with monikers like "the Killer" and "the Tyrant" and my campaign generals are always saintly.

[Irish Soldier]

One time, when I was playing the Byzantines, I started a war with Turkey purely out of a desire for territorial expansion.


No thats not Evil. Thats actually how you play the Game. I mean why else would you go to war in it if not for more territory lol.:smash:

[heroic hungarian]

i have a milatry policy of maniacisim, if i can see them they die evan if they are 1000000times as big as me ha ha ha i sack every setlment and i hav'nt yet played 10 years before being excomunicated an have lost all allies

[Foz]

One time, when I was playing the Byzantines, I started a war with Turkey purely out of a desire for territorial expansion.
I feel certain that I am missing something :embarassed:

[NightStar]

I marry my teenage princessess to old fossils ~:rolleyes: ~:rolleyes:

I send some of the merchants I don't like on a trading mission to Timbuktu. Mwuhahaha

I am a good friend of the Pope


And I am not evil, I am merely misunderstood!!!

[snorky]

i assassinated 16 popes in a row

i assassinated diplomats that demanded to many things

gave a plage infested settlement to the pope, and he thanked me for it to :laugh4:

[Armenia_Byzantium]

i assassinated 16 popes in a row

i assassinated diplomats that demanded to many things

gave a plage infested settlement to the pope, and he thanked me for it to :laugh4:

now that is evel allright~:thumb:

[TevashSzat]

I have used that thing where you surround an agent and then move a unit on it to kill it in order to slay all diplomats, spies, assasins, priests, and princesses that move into my territory because they were crowding up my provinces and it takes forever for me to move my agents

[Czar Alexsandr]

War for territorial expansion! Oh my! Please tell me you got PR guys to make it sound good right away!

Lol. Probably lame but I don't typically go to war unless I think the PR guys could really make it happen.

[Garnier]

I regularly send off boatloads of undeserving family members to the mediterrainean. But other than that I dont do much evil really. In my current campaign as england, Ive been at peace for about 60 turns.

[pike master]

i use army dragnets to surround unwanted agents in my lands and then step on them with my general.

[Memnoch]

I'm not that evil...probably the worst I've done is get a faction (Scotland) eliminated and turn rebel by use of assassins to destroy the family line.

[sapi]

I declared war on the papacy and killed in battle 14 popes over a quarter of a century until the office was no longer filled :yes:

That's not evil :beam:

[grinningman]

One time, when I was playing the Byzantines, I started a war with Turkey purely out of a desire for territorial expansion.

Good point. The whole 'you must capture 40+ regions' thing isn't conducive to morally praiseworthy behaviour ~:)

[Darkarbiter]

I regularly send off boatloads of undeserving family members to the mediterrainean. But other than that I dont do much evil really. In my current campaign as england, Ive been at peace for about 60 turns.
now thats evil...
I should recomend some internet snake oil to you but we're fresh out.

[vitch]

I started an aggresive war in Mesopotamia against the will of 75% of my electorate just so I could secure valuable natural resources under the pretence of 'regime change' even though I am supposedly a devout Christian.

Mr A Blair