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English assassin
02-09-2007, 18:48
http://arts.guardian.co.uk/art/news/story/0,,2009780,00.html
A 19-year-old today had a full English breakfast tattooed on his head.
Dayne Gilbey was inked with bacon, eggs, sausages, beans and cutlery during the six-hour session
Mr Dickinson said his next project would involve a volunteer having their own face tattooed on the back of their head.
I await Greg's puns in fear....:yes:
Banquo's Ghost
02-09-2007, 18:51
I await Greg's puns in fear....:yes:
There are punsters considerably rasher than Greg lurking. We're just two-faced about it, and when needled, we can't take a yolk.
macsen rufus
02-09-2007, 18:52
Embarrassed? The kid's really got egg on his face...
CrossLOPER
02-09-2007, 18:58
Its not as bad as I though it would be. Really, it's something I have not heard of before. Personally, I like the style in which it was made, but it looks kinda poorly executed. I wouldn't do it, but I would not call someone a "complete idiot" if they had it done and done well.
InsaneApache
02-09-2007, 19:03
He should change his name to Ahmed.
He's going to regret it one day :2thumbsup:
Stormcrow
02-09-2007, 19:07
I guess it'll be a hairy situation sooner or later...
Louis VI the Fat
02-09-2007, 19:13
A complete idiot, EA!?
The fellow looks more like an egghead to me...:sweatdrop:
Don Corleone
02-09-2007, 19:31
Well, by the looks of his recruiting efforts, he's clearly seeking to do an about-face.
Gregoshi
02-09-2007, 20:31
I await Greg's puns in fear....:yes:
Why is everyone egging me on like I'm some kind of cereal punster lately? Just because some yokel's brain is fried enough to cook a breakfast on it doesn't automatically mean that I'll take the bait.
On topic, there is no way I'd have someone makin' bacon on my head, let alone put a sausage there. They'd be toast if they tried. If you look on the sunny side, breafast is the most important meal of the day so it is well that it is foremost on his mind.
On on topic, I think Mr. Dickson (the artist) has some nerve trying to charge for that tatoo. Dayne "Breakfast Head" Gilbey should have charged Dickson for the canvas.
Adrian II
02-09-2007, 20:56
Sheesh, what a Dickinson-head.
Don Corleone
02-09-2007, 21:03
I'm sure his family and friends weren't egg-specting this.
Kanamori
02-09-2007, 21:06
I want to get a bust of Socrates tattooed on me. That'd be way more righteous than the English Breakfast.
https://img131.imageshack.us/img131/5665/socrateswl4.jpg
On topic, there is no way I'd have someone makin' bacon on my head, let alone put a sausage there. They'd be toast if they tried. If you look on the sunny side, breafast is the most important meal of the day so it is well that it is foremost on his mind.
[groans]
Oh lord, Gregoshi, you really *are* terrible! I don't know if I should congratulate you on your cleverness, or just smack you..... ~;p
Louis VI the Fat
02-09-2007, 23:58
On on topic, I think Mr. Dickson (the artist) has some nerve trying to charge for that tatoo. Dayne "Breakfast Head" Gilbey should have charged Dickson for the canvas.Why? I say this bald one could become a shining bacon of progreggs. He can baldly go where no man has gone before: moving straight on from giving head to breakfast by just showing his sausage.
Gregoshi
02-10-2007, 00:10
[groans]
Oh lord, Gregoshi, you really *are* terrible! I don't know if I should congratulate you on your cleverness, or just smack you..... ~;p
It would probably be more theraputic to smack me. If it makes you feel any better, I often feel like smacking myself after I write some of these. Now we just need to get EA and BG to stop going out of their way to feed me with this stuff, then I might be able to control my reflexive punnishness...or not.
Major Robert Dump
02-10-2007, 11:55
eggscuse me?
Fisherking
02-10-2007, 12:02
This is just baconing progreggsivly wurst!
Banquo's Ghost
02-10-2007, 13:07
I'm concerned that this thread is simply going rind and rind, till it becomes an empty shell. It's just a hash, browning me off.
And the subject is tat, too.
PanzerJaeger
02-10-2007, 13:22
Why is everyone egging me on like I'm some kind of cereal punster lately? Just because some yokel's brain is fried enough to cook a breakfast on it doesn't automatically mean that I'll take the bait.
On topic, there is no way I'd have someone makin' bacon on my head, let alone put a sausage there. They'd be toast if they tried. If you look on the sunny side, breafast is the most important meal of the day so it is well that it is foremost on his mind.
On on topic, I think Mr. Dickson (the artist) has some nerve trying to charge for that tatoo. Dayne "Breakfast Head" Gilbey should have charged Dickson for the canvas.
Wonderful. :bow:
InsaneApache
02-10-2007, 13:38
I'm concerned that this thread is simply going rind and rind, till it becomes an empty shell. It's just a hash, browning me off.
And the subject is tat, too.
Eggxactley. A bit of a hamfisted attempt at buliding a hill of beans. His brains must be scrambled, fried or even toasted. I do hope he can see the sunny side up or if not get over easy on the bread and butter of art.
Gregoshi
02-10-2007, 14:36
I still have to wonder what was this guy inking? Some people will do anything for a meal.
If the kid gets a toupe, would that make the tatoo a covered dish?
:thinking2:
Hosakawa Tito
02-10-2007, 16:34
Moral of the story; never go to a tattoo parlor hungry.
Gregoshi
02-11-2007, 01:26
You have to admit that this story does make for some delicious headlines.
Adrian II
02-11-2007, 13:55
Of all the half-baked witticisms that have bean launched in this thread, Gregoshis' once more take the gravy. Respeggt, man! :bow:
Gregoshi
02-11-2007, 17:03
Tattoos: not just for breakfast anymore.
Ingenious. I don't know what would possess him to do this, but I don't really care.
English assassin
02-12-2007, 11:34
First class puns there chaps. I don't think there's mushroom for any more.
Ingenious. I don't know what would possess him to do this, but I don't really care.
Greg's puns, or the tattoo?
Oh, the tattoo, definitely. The pun thing got old after about post number three.
Gregoshi
02-14-2007, 14:15
:yes: Yeah, kind of like fish and relatives after 3 days.
Gregoshi
02-14-2007, 23:54
You know there is something a little disturbing about being seen as the last responder to a thread entitled "Complete Idiot". Of course, I should be grateful that I didn't start the thread and have my name appearing directly under "Complete Idiot" - that honour goes to EA. :bow:
:laugh4:
Stormcrow
02-15-2007, 01:37
Food for thought indeed Greg...
ShadeHonestus
02-15-2007, 01:49
Ingenious. I don't know what would possess him to do this, but I don't really care.
Denny's (http://www.dennys.com/en/) endorsement on the back of his head.
Fisherking
02-18-2007, 12:08
Oh My God! It's contagious!
http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2007/02/18/arts/NA-A-E-CEL-US-People-Britney-Spears.php
Just out of rehab….for what…stupid?
Adrian II
02-18-2007, 12:32
You know there is something a little disturbing about being seen as the last responder to a thread entitled "Complete Idiot". That's right, Greg. The impression that one wants to have the last word in a thread entitled 'Complete Idiot' is mildly disturbing.
*Sits back, waits for Gregoshi's last word*
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